What’s your greatest regret in life? A sandwich uh that was intended for the New York Knicks in the New York Knicks locker room. Um it was intended for the players and I started making myself a sandwich and I ate the sandwich and the head of player operations said, “What are you doing?” And I said, “I’m eating a sandwich.” And he said, “Who are you?” And I said, “I’m John Green, the novelist.” And he said, “Those sandwiches are for the players.” Oh, sorry. Uh John Green, point guard. Exactly. Maybe you recognize me from the New York Knicks. That’s one of my biggest regrets.