Can we guess Mystery vending machine snacks? Let’s talk about that. [Funky intro music] Good mythical summer. Vending machines, the greatest invention of the modern era. They are the miraculous keepers of sweet treats, savory snacks, and quenchers of thirst. And you also get to push buttons, which is. Very fun for me. Yeah. So to get our vending fix, we’re gonna see if we can guess each other’s snacks from a full machine of options. It’s time for vendor reveal party. Okay boys. As you can see, you have a vending machine filled with various snacks, foreign, domestic, and weird. Link, you have a hidden snack in your lunchbox, so please reveal it to yourself, but do not show Rhett or the mythical beasts watching at home. You know what, Stevie, some people do like to play along, but some people like to know the answer so they can experience the comedy. So I’m gonna show it to you, gentle viewer. Look away. If you don’t want to know the answer and you wanna play along, I’m showing it. I’m showing it. I’m looking away. I’m looking away. Okay, Rhett. Yup. Your goal is to figure out what snack Link has by asking up to seven questions that help you eliminate enough snacks to make your answer. But the twist is you can only ask non-physical description questions, so no asking if something has chocolate in it or anything like that. And if you don’t find the hidden snack by the end of the seven questions, you and Link will both have to eat– Get spanked! The, I mean, we can switch it to that if you want, but for now it’s, you both have to eat the ghost pepper in the machine snack that’s right in the middle there. Uh, so Rhett, go ahead and ask your first question can’t be physical, so we’re talking conceptual. Mm-hmm. Um, if you were a new kindergarten teacher. Okay. And you brought this snack and you gave it to all the kids on the first day, would the parents get concerned and like they would like call the school district and they would be like, we need to have a meeting about this new kindergarten teacher because of. It’s a tough question because you know how parents are, there’s always a parent that’s gonna get upset about anything in a nonsensitive school district. A nonsensitive school district. Like, like a, like a, like they let a lot of stuff go. I, I would say that there might be a couple of parents who are really up in arms, but other than that, the majority is gonna be like, okay. And then they’re gonna start listening to those two parents that are really up in arms and be like, well, you got a point. And then,. Oh God. It’ll, it’ll like, it’ll swell into this sort of like, it’ll, it becomes a whole thing before you know it, the superintendent of public schools is coming in and apologizing. Do you know, I mean, I’m not, I mean, there’s. This may be too, I may be almost cheating at this point, but there’s like one thing that you’re not supposed to give every like kid is if you’re a teacher, like it’s like a cardinal rule. You can’t, you don’t just pass this thing out because. Oh. That’s also part of it. This is, this is a deadly snack. You see? You see. So they would be upset about it. Okay. Um, so Rhett, you’re gonna go ahead and eliminate the snacks you feel aren’t, uh, Links hidden snack. So go ahead and vend those out. And also, there are three hidden mystery bags in the machine, and I’ll tell you about that if you, if you get one. Okay. So I’m trying to figure out what I just did. So he basically said, yes, people would be upset. Okay. Nobody’s gonna be upset about this. I think people would be upset about that. They called the superintendent over that. I think they called the superintendent over that. They wouldn’t call the superintendent over that. Nobody would care about this. What’s happening over there? I can’t see. I hear vending sounds. Nobody would care about this. You’re not even putting any money in. Nobody would care about this. Is it free? We got a free vending machine here, man. Y all gotta get said about that. That’s the punishment item. Hmm. How many things have you eliminated? A lot. Okay. So let me see, but I, oh, I can’t even open it. Oh, be careful now. Okay, so the mystery bags will have a, uh, question mark on them. Oh, a question mark. Mm, what does that mean? Okay, so don’t open it. There are two more mystery bags in that machine. One’s gonna have an advantage, one’s gonna have a disadvantage, and one is something dumb that will have no impact on the game, but will probably annoy you. But you must choose one mystery bag to open each round, so you can open the one that you found, or you can wait for the other ones, but you have to open one. There’s, there’s free chips in there. Just sort of like. Meaning like there’s just chips down there. Lots of chips on the bottom. Oh, that’s good. I’m not gonna take, don’t, don’t eat out of the, the bare ass, bottom of a vending machine. Where do we get this? Okay, I have two mystery items. And what did you say? You have to choose one. You have to choose one. There’s three in the machine total. There’s a dis, disadvantage, an advantage, and like something just annoying. So do you wanna open one of these two as the one that you have to open? Yeah. Okay, go big or go home. Fluffy, stuffed cotton candy. Okay. If you lose, you have to eat the entire snack. Just a bite, not just a bite. Dum it. Okay. I remember what’s in here. Okay. If it was a lonely weekend, our wives were outta town. Yeah. No, I called you. And said, Hey man, watcha doing? Nothing. My wife’s outta town. So you wanna come over and get in the hot tub? Again? I guess. Yeah, but like we’ll be on the opposite sides. Okay. Like it’s pretty big. Like you can fully extend your feet and we don’t have to, our feet won’t touch. Did you clean it after what happened last time? It’s kind of constantly being cleaned. ’cause it’s like a system that overflows, so it’s not a problem. Okay. Anyway, there’s a documentary about this snack. And it seems, do you think it would be interesting, do you think this documentary about this snack would be interesting? Um, ’cause if you think so, we’ll watch it. I’m gonna pass, dude. Oh, you’re not interested in the documentary about this? Yeah. I’m gonna pass. Okay. So it’s definitely not this because. You would want to see that. I think everything else is not that interesting. Next question. If you were going camping with your son and he had a new pair of cargo pants and you were like, you’re the snack guy, okay? Mm-hmm. When you handed him this snack, would you say, I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to put that in your pocket all day? Nope. You wouldn’t say that. I would not say that. Okay. So it’s not this, okay, so you said it, it it wouldn’t, it would, it would be a bad idea for him to put it in his pocket. I said the opposite. It wouldn’t be a bad idea. Right? Because I think it would be a bad idea for him to put this in his pocket. You know what I’m saying? And I think it would be a bad idea for him to put this in his pocket that would make a awkward father, son weekend. You know what I’m saying? I don’t, uh, I don’t think anyone does. Wow. Okay. Wow. Wow. Just ask another question. If you didn’t know me. We’d never met. One might dream. And I was hanging with you first time. Okay. First hang. Pickleball, maybe. Something like that. I don’t know. Okay. We just pick up game of pickleball. And I reach into my bag. Mm-hmm. And I start popping this in my mouth. Would you be like, oh, he’s a little interesting. No, I would think that you’re pretty boring. Okay. And it’s not this and it’s not this. I’ve got it down to two snacks, Link. And you have another question. In this scenario, we still don’t know each other. Good. But we’ve met. We’ve met while hiking on a trail. Would it be a bit weird, like a bit weird for me to offer you some of this, or would it be like, oh no, that kind of makes sense. It, it makes sense. I think it makes no sense to do offer that and I think it makes sense. I’m locked in, Link, is your snack. Planters salted peanuts. No, I thought you had it right. It, it is peanut. It would be weird to share a bar with someone. It’s not weird to show, Hey, I got a couple of peanuts. I don’t know you, you get a couple, but a bar, you break off a bar weird with somebody you just met. You don’t share a bar with somebody you just met. Am I crazy? But we’re, you’re, we’re hiking, we’re hikers. We have an unspoken code. But it’s like a bar’s like, Ugh, I gotta break this bar and have I eaten some of it. Like peanut is like, I can give you a couple of peanuts, like sweet, salty nuts. They fall off. What kind of hiker needs a peanut? That’s not in a bar. They’re full of peanuts. You were. So that was the difference between the two. You, you were down to the end. Yeah. Was the planters peanut and that bar. But guess what? You get to– I get punished. You get to vend that, that ghost pepper in the machine snack. And you, not only do you get to split it, you get to eat the whole thing. What? Hey, we’re sharing the blame on this one buddy. I’m not eating that whole thing. It’s impossible. Not eating the whole, eating the whole bag or the whole, well, I’ll eat this piece. It’s probably not that hot. I don’t know, guy. There’s not that hot. Okay. It’s getting a little bit hot. It’s too hot. [hiccups] It’s not that hot. Oh, excuse me. It’s not that hot. I’m ready to play, but I’m ready to talk about my shirt first. Okay. The mythical Marine mosaic long sleeve tee is available now at mythical.com. If you’re into Marine life, and you’re into mythical. It’s a match made in heaven. Okay. Rhett, take a peek at your snack. Okay. I’m taking a peek and for those of you who don’t wanna play along, I’m gonna show it to you as well. Okay? Alright, now it’s back in the box. I’m ready for questions. If you visited your great grandma. Which I know you don’t have one. Her grave site. No. Let’s say she’s alive. Oh, she, she’s alive?? She’s not alive. No. Okay. She’s dead. But let’s, if you went to a generic great-grandmother’s house, would she have this? Wow. Uh. It certainly wouldn’t be guaranteed. What, what? That she would have it? It, it is not like, oh yeah, great grandma time, but it, but I also wouldn’t be surp, I wouldn’t be surprised. Why are you like talking in like weird slogans? Well, it’s my new thing. Uh, so you’re saying– It certainly wouldn’t be, it wouldn’t be guaranteed, but it wouldn’t be a surprise. Now I’m confused because I ask you, would you expect a great-grandmother to have it? And you’ve said maybe. Yeah, because I don’t, it doesn’t scream great-Grandma, if that’s what you’re asking. Does it scream Great-grandmother? Is what I’m asking. It does not. I don’t, no, I don’t think it screams great. Grandma. All right. All I’m gonna eliminate the things like number 12 that do scream Great-grandma. Yeah, I see what you’re saying. My great grandmama, Mama Johnson in her last days, uh, last year’s really. We would go over to her house and uh, she would be sitting down in this chair. Smoking while an oxygen tank was hooked up to her. She’d be like. What? What just happened? Oh, of course, 44. That screams great. I don’t know what you’re doing, but I feel good about it. Oh, popped right outta there. And finally, I believe that 56. Screams great-grandmother. Okay. Wow. There’s a lot of great grandma screaming over there. Oh, I got two mystery items over here. Choose wisely. Choose more wise than I did. There’s three in total in there. So you have two, but you have to do one. So do you wanna wait for the. Oh wait, just wait. Okay. Don’t make the mistake I made. Big food fight breaks out. Okay. Is my grand grandmother there? And you can only grab one snack. Are you grabbing your snack? Definitively, No. This is horrible for a food fight. Well, there there’s got to be way better options for a food fight. Okay, well I’m gonna eliminate the great options, which are 20. I would totally want that for a food fight. What is that? It can be. Oh, and look at that. Look at 24. I can’t, I can’t see it. I would totally want that for a food fight. I mean, it’s even marketed as a weapon. Like if I was food fighting someone and they picked this thing up and threw it at me, I would ha ha ha laugh in their face. That’s good information. Well, I’m thinking that 36 might be it, so I’m not gonna eliminate that, but I am gonna eliminate 10 because you would not want that in a. Food fight. What? Oh no, that’s the opposite of what we just said. I told you that this item that’s in here would be bad for a food fight. Oh. Can I put something back? I thought you were, you were, you were eliminating things that are good for food fights. Oh yeah. I was. This is good for a food fight. This is, oh, this is really good for a food fight. I’m not looking at it. Who put this in there? Me, but when I, well, okay, I’ll just– Maybe you need a mantra. I’ll just keep that in mind. You just keep saying it to yourself. I’ll just keep that in mind. I don’t have all the advantages. Kind of wanted to wait, but I feel like I need an advantage. You might wanna look at the snack that you put on the top of the vending machine for some reason. I don’t really understand. Oh ha. Oh, that’s convenient. That tells me something right there that tells me that it’s okay that I remove this and also. Got lucky. Well, you need to open the [ackage. Is that the one you want? Is that the one? Yeah. Okay. Open it. Yeah, because that’s the one that Destiny decided. Please be an advantage if you lose. You have to eat the entire snack. Okay. Crap. Do they all say that? Okay, so. Do they all say that? Yours would be horrible in a food fight. It might not. It. Maybe some stuff could be worse, but I would only grab this if it was a last resort. I think the pistachios are also good in a food fight. I’m getting rid of more stuff. Is your item something that I could make an imposter version of at home with, okay, assistance and. How many assistants? Like, not not professional assistants, but just like good, robust instructions. Not, I doubt, I really doubt it. I don’t think so. I, I mean, I, this is a very difficult question because I think there is a way that I can make something that approximates this that wouldn’t require. Like a typical manufacturing process. I don’t know if that’s, I don’t think that’s what you’re asking. Fine. I, I think this would be. I’m just gonna eliminate the things that I know I can make. Yep, that’s right. Because I thought 36 was his, but now I can make 36 with robust. I’ve never seen you make anything. Yeah. But like– Who’s assisting you? That’s true. A non-professional? A non-professional who’s capable of culinary stuff. Like Lando and Christie are helping. Yeah, they’re helping me. I don’t think Lando and Christie could make this. Oh, okay. Well, this eliminates what I thought was, I really thought that was your thing. And I was saying from scratch. Yeah. Yeah. I’m saying that too. Okay. If snacks could have college degrees, would you say that your snack would have one? I think my snack started college and then dropped out. Okay. So college. I think they, it, it had intentions. It, it turns out colleges isn’t really right for it. I think college is right for 14 and they dominate. I also think college is great for 22. What’s your logic here? It’s just the vibe of 22 is. I might go for a master’s. Oh, okay. Because you’re like talking a level of sophistication. That’s, that’s my interpretation of your question. Yeah. Yeah. Um hmm. Oh, 43. Well, this is like you’re a professor at the college, you know? And there you go. Come on. 54 I think is, um, barely graduating college. I think 50 is not making it past high school. I’m sorry. Uh, oh. I wish I knew what was happening right now because this feels precarious. And 47 over here. It feels like you’re getting really liberal with this. This is, this is, this is grade school type crap. You know, it’s like, come on. And, uh, trying interpret the sounds. I’m really feeling, feeling like 26 had a rough go of it and didn’t finish, but went back and got its GED. So now I’m down to four items. Okay. All right. So let’s, let’s, but hold on. You said that it would be horrible in a food fight. I have a, I worry that my thing was already– I mean, I think, I think 46 is gonna be, that’s gonna break skin in a food fight. So you’re outta here. Now I’m down to two plus the Ghost Pepper. How on earth could 52 be good in a food fight? But it could graduate? It could, it could study a college course. Hold on, hold on. Okay. What? Let’s, let’s. My item is not good in a food fight. Your item is not good in a food fight. But I’m eliminating the things– You know, the really ironic thing, he went to college. I’m, I’m eliminating the things that– And did well. Are good in food fights. Yes. I’m eliminating those things. Yeah. Don’t panic. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust your instincts. You’ve made all the right choices so far. And now ask one last delineating question between these two items. This is where we were last time, and I apparently asked the wrong question. If you got this in your Christmas stocking, would you make a eyebrow up face, as opposed to a eyebrow down face. You know who you’re asking this question to? Yeah. There’s very few things that I would not be excited to have in my Christmas stocking. But really though? Yeah. So what’s your answer? Okay. I don’t, I think your eyebrows are going down for 52 all the way down. Rhett is your item, Sour pickleball? No, it’s Fritos, you freak. What? They got a GED. He literally, Rhett said this snack went to college, but then dropped out and you said, well this snack went to college, then dropped out. I knew you were flying too close to the sun when you started talking GEDs. I was like high school. But then he got a G-E-D. A dropout. This is a dropout. It was a great description and you are tracking with it until you got too greedy. It’s a high school dropout that got its GED? No, I think they went to college and they dropped outta college first semester. And plus, those are decent for a food fight. You wanna find out? I don’t think they’re that good. Well, now, we have to eat this entire bag of– I don’t, I don’t think they’re that good. See, they, they, they, the air hits them, man. So much stuff in here. So hold on, so what two things did you have it narrowed down to? Pickles and what? Lucas. I knew when you started talking GED we might be losing Fritos. Might be because that, that was another way I could have described. They got their GED. Look at that. Look at how a vending machine works, y’all. If you work for the company. Like the man that my wife would’ve married if she didn’t marry me. Was a vendor? Yeah. Put snacks in vending machines. Okay, so these are freeze dried– I use it in fights all the time. I’m like, oh you, you just want me to be a snack machine guy. Nothing wrong with that. Oh, they’re Skittles. Freeze dried popped ghost pepper bites. They’re Skittles. They literally took Skittles. And they, they freeze dried ’em and put hot stuff on ’em and we’re gonna eat all of them. It not as hot as that beef jerky. No, it is hot though and sour, so I hate it. Alright. That was fun. We failed. We’ll be back on Wednesday. With a brand new episode of Good Mythical Morning. And we are not gonna fail. Thanks for coming and sharing this video. You know what time it is? The door. I gotta shut the door. Hi, my name is Maria Clara. 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