Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to farm Stardew Valley, and we’re gonna take over, man, with our turnips. Yeah, and our, I don’t know, love making techniques. We, I don’t know what this game holds. I don’t know if that’s part of it. But first we’re going to donate $1,000 to Action Against Hunger, to aid in their mission to end mal, malnutrition for everyone. For good. For 45 years, they’ve been addressing malnutrition and responding to hunger hotspots across 59 countries, reaching more than 21 million people each year. And you can join us in giving at actionagainsthunger.org. Yes. Okay, here we go. We have assistance. That’s me, Megan. Okay. Here we are in our little beds. I’m in my bed. I, I got outta my bed. If you get outta your bed and you see that little present, if you click on it, you’ll get some stuff. Oh yeah. What did you get? The same thing you got, 15 parsnip seeds. Parsnips, yeah. Yeah. I’m really interested in farming. Parsnips. Did I say, I said parsnips before we started. I was just joking. I thought you said turnips. Oh yeah, I did, but I was thinking parsnips, but, but really what’s the difference? Let’s go outside. Are we neighbors, Dude? Hey buddy, I can’t get to you. Oh, hey, because my bushes are in the way. Hey, my house is bigger than yours. I’m tr, I’m trapped in my front yard. I think if you push either A or X. Ooh, look at that. It’ll hit the bushes. It’ll hit the bushes. Yeah. You hit the bushes. Oh yeah. You can look, look like. Let’s cut. Cut out a path for these houses if we’re gonna be friends in this world. So for rocks, you’re gonna wanna use a pickaxe for trees, you’re gonna wanna use an axe. And for bushes you can use the scythe, pickax. So use a pickax, swap your tool. You can do a left trigger, I believe. Hey, gimme, gimme a five, high five. Oh, what? I, I’m, I’m in my, uh, I just threw away my pickax. I think. Yeah, you might last I tried to pick that. I’m not Megan, I’m not really into games that have these type of menus. Okay. Contra. Contra didn’t have menus. I didn’t know except the beginning. It was start like, gotcha. Yeah. And then you just started playing it like, I don’t know how to get out of the menu. No, don’t throw that out. How that, yeah. Put that back. How did, how did you get into where you just went? No. Yeah. Okay. Now press B, get outta there. Oh yeah. And then if you hit, um, oh, you gotta pay bags, your, um, your bumpers, it’ll swap your tools. Yeah, there you go. See, it’s not so scary. Oh, I just poured water into a hole. Yeah, you can do that. Do I have unlimited water? Um, okay. How do I plant these parsnips? What’s the most interesting thing that we could do? Um, if you wanna farm, you can stay here if you wanna. I’m pour water in your hole. If meet the townspeople, you can go to town. You can. I like that sound. Go to the mines. Just two men watering. Yeah. Sounds like something else. Look at this. I’m glad we’re neighbors. Neighbor. Whose property is this? Mine or yours? Well, the hole extends from your property line over to mine. And that’s why we’re trying to grow, but we haven’t planted anything, Friend. More property. You have to, uh, switch over to your seed on the toolbar. So use those bumpers. Oh, you gonna plant a seed? Fiber, clay. Parsnip seeds. Okay. Rhett press be, don’t touch anything. Put No, no, no. Put it back. You gonna throw out your seed? I think I just did throw out your seed. No, no, you haven’t yet. Put it back. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now put it and then put that in the space up. Yes. Okay. Now hit B. I’m making an old fashioned like, and then go Roman irrigation system. Your bumper. Yeah. You pour the water and go hit your right bumper rack. Make a ditch to my house. You are gonna keep pouring water and it’s gonna go in my house and I’m gonna drink it. My left bumper’s malfunctioning. Okay. Hit the right one. Don’t blame it on the bumper. Yeah, but I’m stuck on water at this point or the trigger, maybe. Cool. Okay. It’s the trigger. There we go. Now I’m back. Look at me, man. I am. Alright, well let’s go somewhere. Let’s find something. Okay. Yeah, let’s go. Let’s go over there. Farming’s not for you guys. That’s okay. Hey, look at us. We’re gonna go into town. Just get, get on that bus. Why do we have two screens when we could just have one? Because you guys could be doing different things in different places. How do you get on a bus? You can’t. We’re gonna what The most interesting po thing that we could possibly, Hey, look, there’s an animal over here. You can fix it up later, but that’s, that’s gonna take a while. You don’t have, you don’t have that time. You’ve got butterflies in your world and I that are not in my world. How does he have butterflies that I don’t have access to? You have some butterflies I’ll ask, but they’re in different places. Oh, this is so strange that in my world, butterfly, this is all about perspective. This game teaches you about perspective. The box is out of. The bus is, yeah. Yeah. If you keep going to your right back on that path or the other path, not the road. Let’s not walk on the road. Come down here. Can you teleport? Is there a warp zone? I mean later, but here we go. Come on. Follow me brother. Hold on. Lemme catch up with you, brother. And this is the screens for, there’s a man. There’s a man. So this is the town, I think it’s called Pelican Town. I always say hello. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Harvey, the local doctor. Well, I don’t have a problem yet. I’m gonna try to chop down this big tree next to the hospital. So in this game, I’m gonna go in here and I’m, I’m gonna get my, um. I, I’m gonna donate some sperm. He’s, Harvey’s offering to do a checkup. Um, in this game, if you want to make friends or romance people, you can give them gifts. Okay. I’m checking myself into the local hospital. You’ll find out that each person has different likes and dislikes. Okay? We don’t have a whole lot of time. Yeah. So is it, would it be weird if I’m gay in this game? I don’t know what. Okay. Uh, I wanna give Harvey gifts and see if he’ll become romantically in interested in me. Okay. Um, okay. Uh, how do I do that? Um, you have to, uh, I guess you could give him the seeds. You could give Harvey your seed. Okay. I’m gonna give, I’m gonna give this doctor man that I just met my seeds. Uh oh. I just met Caroline. Oh, really? Okay. Caroline, with the green hair. Well, I’m already committed to Harvey. I’m sorry. So, so nta, what do I do? I’ve got him, um, is there a flirt button? How do I equip If you just hold it. So if you’re, if you put it back in your, your toolbar. My husband, no. Yep. Yeah. And then you runs a general trigger over to it in your, in your exit. Yeah. Press b. And then go up to your man. There he is. And then press a, yep. The print’s a little too fine for my old eyes to read. Okay. Try pressing that. I just wanna give this man my seed. I’m messing. Wait, why is, oh, that’s okay. You have to trigger over to the seed. Oh yeah, you’re on your, uh oh. There we go. Your. There’s so many people in this town. Are you sure this is healthy? Yes. He didn’t like your seed. So I got rejected the one time I try to get with a man. Yeah. Usually you go around and I’m trying to and collect things and I’m trying to can stuff in the store. This woman with my pouring ability. Okay, well I’m gonna go see what you got going on. There’s these two girls over here in the park just watching me. Why is, why do I have a red? What is that? What is that? Oh, am I holding something up? Because you’re not allowed to place it there. So it’s saying that’s a bad spot to plant your seed. Look, I’m drawing a crowd, dude. I’m outta water though. All the water ran outta my bucket. You can fill it up in the lake. Okay. Maybe I’ll just talk to these ladies. Where are you on the bench? Oh, there’s two ladies. I’m coming over. Yeah, I need some side man. Action. Here we go. I got, I just got rejected by a male doctor. Oh. Hello. I’m Penny. Okay. Yeah. What do you want, penny? Does Penny want my seed? No, don’t say that. A lot of people say this game is relaxing, but I have to play it with like a full Excel sheet next to me and like timed. ’cause the day goes by so fast. What do you put in the spreadsheet? Like it’s already 6:00 PM You woke up at 5:00 am. Wanna give them Fiber. I’m holding it over my head. I’ve been doing that already. She hasn’t give it to her for me. She’s not gonna like it, but ah, it’s for me. Thanks. She likes fiber. And I, I just gave some fiber to you. Link is offering his fiber. Well, yes, ’cause I just gave mine away. You can look in the trash cans, but people will be mad at you. Catch you. Why did you cancel the request? Didn’t do it intentionally. Okay, well, can we chop down the big trees? Maybe I’ll get some more water from. I can look. She’s falling. If you go down that bridge, you can go to the beach. What’s the silver thing here? That is the sewer drain, or that’s where I want to go. You can’t, I’m going to the beach. See the only place that I, that I’ve been, oh, you gotta put time into this game to get all the stuff. I just picked up a chef’s hat. I can’t tell what that is. That’s a, that’s a shell. It’s a shell. Okay. I’m gonna try to give it to this guy. I’m gonna try to go in this house. I wish I knew how. Again, don’t throw out your tools. I wish I knew how to get good evening. Oh, okay. I wish I knew. You knew. I think, yeah, put it, I wish I knew something. I don’t put it in the, how do I get outta that? Put it back in my, I wish you knew so something too. Okay. Okay. Yes, yes. And then press B. How do I give this man my shell? Stand next to him and press a up. Or X Actually. I’m so, I’m so incapable of farming. Well, I’m going over here. I can’t give it to him. Oh, that’s not a man. That’s the house. There’s no man there. Oh, I was trying to give this house my shell. You are, you’re the only man there, dude. You can go in the house if it, if it lets you. Oh, it’s locked. Okay. I look like a man sitting here. Oh, go to the, go to the saloon. It’s late enough for the saloon. If you go back to the town. Okay. Where are you? We’re find people there. I’m over here and I I It’s getting dark. I’m nervous. Yeah. There’s some sort of railway rail system. If you’re, if you’re out past like 1:00 AM you pass out in the street and you have to pay money back to your house. I don’t even know what I’m carrying around. Okay. You see the saloon? It’s the one thing you, the light, light on. Yeah. Go in there. I’m lost in the woods. Oh. Come join me here. Like, I don’t know where you went. Why is everything so little? Oh, yeah. Um, because, oh, look, it’s a big place little, this man’s offering a guy a beer or a salad. You have to buy it. I’m doing kind of a low carb thing now. So, uh, you only have $500 total. How much dollars? 500 coin total. Okay. Well I just half of it on salad. Yeah. Just like real life. Am I right? Yeah. Look at that. I got two salads. I spent all my money on salad. I just got a lot of salad and I’m still carrying something around and I don’t know how to get rid of it. Well, you can gift someone a salad. Where’s the tavern? Is this it? That is the fisherman. Sh this guy. Go Wait, Link. Go up. Go back to the town. Nobody’s. Go. Go up Link. Yes. And then go to the that pathway. Yes. I just don’t know the dynamics here. I think I’m giving this guy salad now. Eat. No. And now, okay, I’ll eat one. Eat one. Okay. I eat one. Okay. Yeah. Where you at? You’re good. Go up Link. And then this guy, you see the saloon not there? No. This is a free gift. How would I know what a saloon looks like? Go. Right. This is, Hey, Clint said it was a, my salad was a fun gift. Oh my God. I don’t think she’s, I ate one Sally and then gave Clint the other. He is one of the people you can’t romance. Oh wait, Link, go down Clint. That he is Asexual. No, he is just busy. I think Clint’s too busy for me. Link. That’s the the sign you have to go in the door. I spent all my money on. There you go. Here you go. I have some money. Here’s a lady. Let me give a lady a salad. Hello. Who are you? That’s, that’s me. Oh, hey kid. The name’s Penn. Oh, Pam. I think Pam’s an alcoholic. Well, okay. Yeah. Can I buy you a drink? I don’t mind. She lives in the trailer. I mean, I can’t do anything rhe. I’m gonna go to, I’m gonna go back. Oh, I’ve given all my salad away. I’m going, I’m going back here to, I have to of nothing to, is this, do you get a private meal back here? Um, you have to go back home into your beds or you’re gonna pass out? Oh, no, you probably won’t make it. To be honest. I wanna pass out in, in this background in the bar. I mean, there’s a bed over there. Oh, there’s a blue-haired lady. You meant it. Oh, you can get in the bed with him. Oh no, you’re too better. You’re not good enough friends with Gus to enter his bedroom. You have to be friends before you sleep with people. Okay, that’s fair. Well, that’s a good lesson for the kids. Emily says, I’m gonna love it here in Pelican Town. Yeah, she’s, she’s kooky. How does she know? If you’re ever looking for something to do in the evening, stop by the saloon. That’s where I work. Well, yeah. I’m, I’m there right now. Yeah, that’s why I’m here, Emily. What is it about this game that gives me just a sense of gross defeat? Like yeah, complete defeat. Yeah, that’s that really is it? People who say there’s this game is relaxing. Don’t believe them. I couldn’t imagine what success would feel like. Well, you skipped the farming part, which is like 50% of the game. Um, okay. You’ve given bad gifts to people, but now we’re in the arcade and you’re about to pass out. I’m going home. You are not gonna make it. Really? Oh, I’m playing. I’m playing a game within a game. That’s not the direction. Is this the way home? No. Oh. I think I passed out. Yeah, I think I hope that I did. Well, that was a great introduction to Stardew Valley. Yeah. I have to tell you, it seems like it’s a great game. Uh, we will be coming back, running to play this. I mean, it’s just demoralizing really to be so bad at something. I don’t, you know, is that, is that what you’re here for? Uh, let’s do, let’s like do Mario kart or something next time. Oh God. I feel like we could do that. Oh, I just need to stretch and I need to touch grass and I need to be a well-rounded human. Mythical Marine mosaic long sleeve now available at mythical.com.