GMM 2856: What Am I Swimming In? (Game)

Can we guess what the other guy’s swimming in? Let’s talk about that. [funky intro music] Good Mythical Summer. Summer, it’s so nostalgic full of memories of ice cream, biking around town, and of course. Sitting in two kitty pools with your bestie with a curtain between you while trying to guess what each other’s pool is full of. Mm-hmm. And you know what? You mythical beast agreed with us because we sent out a survey asking which old episode format you wanted to see make a one time only comeback. Yeah. And you mean format, ’cause it’s something that we would do more than once. Yes. And you know what won? What are we swimming in? And you knew that because it was probably in the title and thumbnail unless we got really desperate. So this is for you and for summer, it’s time for, what are we swimming in? Mythical Beast Request edition. Okay boys. As you can see, you can’t see each other because of a curtain. Ah. That’ll catch y’all. Your jobs are to figure out what the other guy is swimming in. You have some lifelines, but we’ll hear about them when you decide to use them. And the winner of each round today will add $2,500 towards their charity totals. That’s right. Each round. Each round is worth money. Wow. Round. Yeah. I’m all wound up. Now Link, you…… Have never won this game. I don’t mean to take away the glow of your recent win, but you have not won this game, so you can ask your question first. You know what, Stevie? I just haven’t been ready until today, and today I am ready, so I will proceed to win. I thought you were saying you’re not ready to ask your question. I was like. No, I’m talking about overall. Okay. Yeah. This is your summer. Rhett. Yes. How you feeling over there? Good. Oh good. Oh. Uh, like how does what you’re swimming in make you feel? I would say exactly indifferent. Can I eat the thing that you’re swimming in and be okay? No, I would not recommend it. You can consult with a doctor though. Don’t send me the bill if you do. Okay. Understood. And Link, now it’s your turn. Oh crap. Now I have to ask another question. Yeah. Yeah. That’s how it’s gonna work. This game is so exhausting. Yeah, that’s how. Why did you guys vote for this one? That’s how it’s gonna work every time. Why is this the game that you wanted us to play? When you get finished answering a question, you will immediately need to ask one. So tough. This is the hardest game ever. If you were in the Walmart. Just tell me what aisle I’d be on. That’s not a yes or no question. Would I be, could I be found? Could you? Could what? You’re sleeping in swimming. I’m not sleeping. I’m wide awake. I’m so agitated. I got a channel positivity. Rhett, would I find what you’re swimming in at the checkout of Walmart? The checkout? Yep. I don’t think so unless somebody got up there. And they were like, oh shoot, I don’t have my wallet. And then they had to what? Hold on. Did you just tell me you’re swimming in wallets? If somebody, the only way this would be at the Walmart checkout is if somebody bought it or put it in their cart, went up to checkout. When they got to the checkout, they put everything on the thing and they were, oh crap, I don’t have my wallet. I gotta go home. Oh. And then somebody else came up after them and saw it there and was like, oh, can I buy this? And they was like, well, somebody. So it is in the Walmart. Somebody. I got him. Yeah. Yeah. Walmart carries this. All right. It’s manmade. Does Walmart carry what you’re swimming in? No. Do you know everything that Walmart’s got? Currently. I know it ain’t got this current. Oh, super Walmart. They got a garden section. They ain’t got this currently, dude, I think. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So is it a discontinued item? What do you, yes, in a sense, yes. That’s not the word I would use, but. Meaning it is a piece of technology that is not sold anymore. Yes. Hey, I was helping you out, man. You wouldn’t be where you are without me, and I mean in general. That’s true. Who knows where I’d be? Oh man. That hurts more than you could ever know. Yeah. Take my joke, make it funnier and abandon me in the process. Okay. Okay. Ask me a question. I, has an ER doctor removed it from a rectum? I mean, and you know how common that is. So. Let me just say a couple things about that. Please speak at will. First of all, I don’t have an exhaustive knowledge of everything that has been removed from the rectum of those who visited the ER. Yeah. But you have a good idea of what it is and ain’t gonna work. But I would expect, I’ll go as far as to say, I think one of these could go up your rectum accidentally. One of these? Mm-hmm. I gave you so much in that answer. One of these could go up your rectum accidentally. Is this a. How about two? Can I get two up my rectum? You can save that question or I can answer it now and ask two questions in a row. Yep. I’ll accept it. You know what? You know where I’m going with this, so just give me the number. Don’t make me ask, just give me the number. Well, it kind of depends on which one you’re talking about, but I would say. Different ones? 20. You got confidence in me. Four. Y’all don’t know how big a rectum is, but an ER doctor does. Well, I’m talking about mine. So I don’t know how big your rectum is, contrary to popular belief. Is it? Uh. Technology that is, that was vital for communication. Not in a technological sense, but I would say in an almost, almost in an artistic sense. Almost in an artistic sense. Almost in an artistic sense. Yeah. But definitely not in a technological sense. Tech, what is the word you’re trying to say? Technicological, techn, tech. Technological tech. Now I don’t even know how to say the word. Technical. I don’t know how to say it either. Technical, what was your question? Okay. Okay. Does it help you communicate? Does it require electricity? Yes. But it’s artistic. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, okay. Ask me a question. Is it found in the, in the course of the house? Yes, in the course of the house. Okay. Household item. Alright, hold on. Now I got something. Okay, now. Okay, here. Now, um, is it a toy? No, it’s not a toy. No. Would I expect to find this in one room of the house? Over another. And if so, please just proceed to question B, which is which room? That’s not how it works. And is it the kitchen? No. Okay. Let’s say that you had a pen pal. Well, let’s say I do. And the pen. What’s the tea? The pen pal. You heard that the pen pal was coming to your house for the summer. All right. And the pen pal spoke a different language, but you wanted to make him feel at home. Am I a kid? You’re a kid. Yeah, I’m upset. It’s your bedroom. I’m the only child. Could you communicate a message to him in his language or. Something just culturally comforting to him using this contraption so that when he comes into your room he’s like, oh, I am loved and well received in this home. Good question. I would say, if I have a TV, then yeah, I can bring this child comfort that transcends. Yeah, language barriers especially. Really? But it’s not a toy and it’s not decorative. But would it be in the toy section? No, it’s gonna be in the electronics section. But since we’re back in Walmart. Am I in like a hardware section? No, you’re not. Well, I’m in the house and I’m falling on it, and it is up my butt. Am I calling? Am I calling the ER or am I calling, calling Poison control. I actually think you’d probably call Poison Control before you call E, the ER. Oh. So it’s got, it’s got chemicals on it. Okay. Can I start guessing please? Are you swimming in VCRs? What? Sorry? Look, why would I do that? I don’t know. Why would you? Guess again, man. Try another three letters. You’re as close as you can be. You swimming in DVD players. Hold, hold on. It’s not, look you, you were really close with VCR. You at least had the V. Oh, it’s that other one. Yeah. I have so many here. More than you can believe. And they were probably all bought from one person on eBay. Are you swimming in in VHS tapes? Yes, homie. You got it. It’s not easy to do what we do, but you did it. Pull the curtain back. Look at this. [Stevie] Wait! Wait! What have you got? Damien pointed at me and then he said, pull it. I’m sorry. You know what? I think that’s for the best. Do you see what is in this pool? Hey, what am I swimming at? Can you tell him? Uh. Are you sleeping in bath bombs? Swimming. Are you swimming in bath bombs? Yeah. Yes. Good Lord. What? He went, he went first. What? Link went, Link asked the first question, right? Okay, so you want, you want the, I think, I think the 2,500. Um, okay. You wanna split? We’re we’re gonna splitsies. Okay. Oh, no. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that? Oh, it’s water. This is to illustrate what would happen if one was up your anus. Yep. Wow. They’re dissolving. Oh, that’s really underwhelming. No, it’s sudden quite a bit. I mean, it feels very sudsy to me. It may not look very sudsy to you. You sound like a news reporter. I’m swimming. You swimming over there? I’m swimming as well. We’re about swimming. Alright. You asked the first question again. Rhett? Mm-hmm. Are you swimming in something manmade? Yes indeed I am. Are you swimming in something that if your aunt, great aunt died, um. And you had to go and clean up her house and then you had to go into the attic and you opened up the attic and you found a trunk, and you opened up the trunk and what you’re swimming in was in the trunk. It would like change the way that you think about her. I mean, that’s going to be a yes. Okay. Okay. But I, it’d be hard for it to be a no, bro. Yeah, that’s true. That’s true. I think my follow up question would have to be how long does it keep? The package, the containments, the containers. What the, what’s the word? What? What are you, are you talking to me? I was trying to give you a hint, but if you don’t want it, I’ll just ask another question. Oh, hold on. You’re a, okay, got it. You’re saying that for yourself, you don’t know if this would be the kind of thing that you could keep in a trunk. Because it is perishable. Yeah, he, and you know what? So much for helping you. I’ll give you, I’ll give you a free hint as well. Hold on. I’ll just ask the question. Okay. Rhett? Mm-hmm. How do you interact with what you’re swinging in emotionally? I would say in this particular setting, in this particular form. Unsettled. Unsettled. If it’s perishable, is it a food? Nope. I’m not saying, well, I won’t say anymore. It’s a food to something to some organism, but not people. Right. Well, it’s not a food. Yes, but it’s not a food. But there are, if it were to decay in your grand aunt’s trunk, yes, yes. It would be eaten by no less than bacteria. And I would’ve preferred that she just consume it. You would’ve preferred if she consumed it rather than put it in a trunk. Definitely. It’s practically begging for it. It’s begging to be consumed. Yeah. I hate to admit it, but yeah, sometimes it’s a bit desperate. It’s desperate. No, I was just joking. I’ve said too much. So you were joking. No, man, I’ve given you the world. It’s not desperate. Yeah, that was just a joke. I said, forget. So back up one. What’d you learn? That it is, it could be food, but it shouldn’t be food. That’s not what, that’s not what I said. You prefer your aunt to eat it than let it rot in the– That’s not what I said. That is what you said. No. That’s what you interpreted. No, but what I said– You literally said. I would prefer if she were to eat it. Nope, I did not say, I said I would prefer that she would consume it. Consume, but not eat. I’d like to use my lifeline. Okay. Would you like to know what the lifelines are? Yeah, I’m desperate. Spank it. Chuck it, rhyme it. Bucket. What was the last one you said? Bucket. Spank it. Rhyme it. Chuck it. Oh, chuck it. Okay. Uh, Rhett, please chuck your item across the room in a way that, you know, not visually in front of him, but in a way that would, uh, give some kind of hint. I’ll close my eyes. Okay. Oh. Whoops. What’d you hit, dude? What? Did he hit? The door? You had the door? Yeah. Well that’s our door. Yeah. And then he hit the floor. Yeah, I heard plastic. I’ll give you another one. Well that one behaved totally differently. Well, that’s why I want, that’s why I did it for you. ’cause I’m trying to be helpful. Look, I’ll do, I’ll do another one. Are we in danger? Did you hear that? Am I in danger? Did you hear that? It sounded like it was rolling in the rafters. It did exactly what I wanted it to do. I can’t believe I actually pulled that off. I’ll tell you man, that was funny, I think, but I want, I don’t think everybody agrees. I wanna use my lifeline. Okay. Okay. Which one? Rhyme it. Okay, Link please, please give us a rhyme for your item. Ethical fishing stream. Is this like a Eminem style rhyme? Ethical fishing stream. Medical Wishing Tree. Physical. Physical position. Physical position. Crane. Beam. Digital fishing stream. Digital, physical, ethical. This is not helpful to me. Hypocritical. Christian team. Dope. Not team. Okay. Team is the last word. And what do I know about you? It, it felt like it was metal and plastic. Very heavy. Uh, manmade, of course. Is, is this, is this 18 and up? No, I would say typically it’s younger. Is it a toy? It, it, it would be in the toy section in Walmart. He gave it to me. Didn’t even ask, so, okay. But it’s not a, it is not a toy, but it’s in the toy section and it’s heavy. Back to the fishing team. I know I should ask more questions, but I feel like trying to figure out the rhyme is more, is more, more efficient. And you accidentally said team, which is what it is, but how can you have a whole team, how could you be swimming in a team? See, is it a swimming team? That would be so ironic. Are you swimming in a swimming team? No, and I don’t even wish I was. Okay. But it is, it’s uh, biodegradable. ’cause it’s perishable. Yes. So it’s natural. Oh yeah. Completely natural. Well, I, one of them may be taking stuff. Maybe taking stuff? Like performance enhancing. Yep. Okay. So you said it was a in the toy section, but it wasn’t a toy? No, it’s a, it’s a toy. It’s a toy. And if I took it to my exterminator daughter’s quinceanera. What, what would they say? Uh, they would say, the exterminator would say, find a new exterminator. I don’t know if we need to be friends anymore. This isn’t appropriate for a 15-year-old girl to get. It was at one point. Does it do things that are unsafe now? By today’s standards? No, no, no, no, no. Not un unsafety is not the word is not the concern. Well, it’s not that it’s culturally insensitive, I hope. Well, I don’t think so. No. Okay. Then what’s the problem with this? Just like the foot. Nudity? This is the fifth question of this. Okay, let me ask five. Are there boobs? Let me ask five questions in a row. Do you see? And boat? If you were me, I thought somebody was sneaking up behind me. That’s a clue. Um. So team is one of the words. Yeah, I’m team is the last word. I’m surprised they didn’t make you wear, um, nose plugs so that you wouldn’t get a, a nasal hint. This team is, is known for smelling. Around here. At least. I’m sorry, y’all. Y’all need to know this. Wherever y’all go in the building, it’s like we can smell you coming. Hold on. You’re swimming in the Mythical production team? He’s trying to say the producer stink. I didn’t say they stink. I said they smell. You can smell ’em coming. Hold on. Which team here smells? The mythical editing team. I’m sorry dude, I’m not trying to put you under the bus. The mythical kitchen team. Open the curtain. No, no, no. I don’t wanna, no, don’t open it. It don’t open it. You, you can guess mine. Open that curtain. I’m gonna tell you everything that you know. Okay. It’s a toy. It would be appropriate for little girls and little boys if it was in a different form. But it has been altered to a place where if you brought it in this form to your exterminator daughter’s birthday party, he would be like, find a new exterminator. And there’s multiple of them. And I took. Several different ones and threw them up, and one of them landed in the raptures and rolled to a stop. That’s a lot of clues. Are you swimming in Furbies? Oh, okay. Let’s pull the curtain. Yeah. Okay. Look at my team, man. You guys were so quiet. Yeah, so quiet. Only editors could be that quiet. I was swimming in baby doll heads. Okay. We shower every day. My leg is asleep. Which one of us do you think is on performance enhancing? Yeah, that’s a really good question. Yeah. Hey guys. I’m sorry I, you know, it’s uh, we gotta move forward. Hey, we’re swimming in stuff. You swimming in something buddy? Yep. Yeah, me too. How about we tell ’em about what we’re doing on the Good Mythical More channel before we get into this? Oh, okay. Yeah, because over on the, uh, Mythical Society, you may or may not know that we have tons of original ad-free content that’s exclusive to that platform. But if you want to get a taste of it, we wanna make it easy for you. So we have moved one episode of Rhett, Link and Stevie Go Camping, which is a great example of a special. Many of which we do on the society and love every minute of it. You’ll love every minute of it too. On the Good Mythical More channel right now. Wow. It’s a slippery slope to the Mythical Society. Beware. Yeah. Slide on in. Rhett won last round, so Link, go ahead, go first. And you still have two lifelines. I want use all my lifelines. Okay. Which do you want? We suck at this. Do you want bank it? Bank it bucket? Do you want bucket or spank it? Bucket? Yep. Okay. Chase. Please dump a bucket of Rhetts item on his head. Careful not to get any of my item underneath the curtain. Underneath the curtain. I don’t want him to see it. I’ll close my eyes. You got it. Oh my. Oh my. Did I just hear a fart? Yeah, I farted. Did you? Did you? No. Oh, that means Chase farted. You’re disappointed. Yeah. Rhett. Are we in the arts and crafts world? Hold on. Got some on my nose. I think I’m okay. I think I’m good now. A little bit in the lungs won’t hurt a little bit in the lungs. Won’t hurt. Um, so it’s inhale interesting question. Link arts and crafts are not the first thing that come to mind. However, this is a very artsy and crafty element of a different space. Can I use my lifeline? Yeah. The only one left is spank it. Oh. Um, so Link, please go ahead and spank your item. Bad, bad, bad, bad. Whoa, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. It sounds big. Oh, it’s a little bit higher now. A-S-M-R, I am sending you to the A-S-M-R um, technical college. Is it taut? Is it pulled tight like a rope? Actually, yes. Does it? Well, there’s some, there’s some, uh, does it surface tension? Does it have a casing? Yeah. Because it sounded like you hit a casing of something. Yeah. Is yours edible? Yeah. I thought that was clear when Chase poured some in my mouth and I was like going, okay, well then I’ll, and then, then I farted if that was so obvious, and then I immediately farted. I didn’t fart. I heard him fart. I heard it. I didn’t fart. I didn’t fart. I heard it. I have farted on this show and so have you. Would I like to eat it? I don’t think that you’re particularly drawn to this, but I don’t think you’re like. Well, you might be averse to it, but you’re averse to so many things. I don’t. Is it a starch? I mean, that’s not the first thing that I would say. It is decor at play. Yes. And but hey, that’s enough. Is yours a meat product? Yes. Is yours, would, would it be expected to see this in a birthday celebration or a celebratory context? Yes. Is yours a sort of sausage? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, but yeah. Yes, mostly yes. Mostly, no. A little bit. Just a little bit. No, but mostly. Mostly. Mostly, yes. Alright, so yours is using a celebratory context. Oh god. And does it go on a cake? It can. Okay. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I think I got it. Okay. I think you might know what it is. So I feel like I have to guess. Oh, you have a sort of sausage and I’m try, I guess I’m just trying to figure. Don’t overthink it. I’m just trying to figure out what the sausage is. Well, that ain’t going, that ain’t gonna help. It’s a big bologna. Rhett. Are you swimming in sprinkles? Maybe. Pull the curtain back. Chase. Oh my dang. Look at you, man. Oh, you’re just swimming in hot dogs. Hot dogs. Dude, don’t overthink it. It’s summertime. Hold on. You said mostly sausage? Yeah, but it’s a hot dog. A hot dog. Yeah. But there’s a lot of other in the sub genre, it’s not a subgenre of sausage. Yeah, there’s buns is what I thought you meant. So Well a hot dog is not a sausage. You said almost all sausage. Hot dog is a sausage. We, you said it’s almost all sausage. Well, you look great, right? It doesn’t matter. I wasn’t about to say hot dog. Well, you look great dude. Link. You just won. Uh, 2,500 extra dollars for Habitat for Humanity. Go H, the number four. H do they do the number four? What were you slapping specifically? Three hot dogs in my hand. Oh, go Habitat for Humanity. Thank you for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Abigail. And I’m Aly, and we’re from Indiana, which kind of sucks, but everything’s okay. Because we’re on vacation and it’s time. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Indiana ain’t that bad, but it ain’t good. As good as wherever you’re at. What? That’s right. Yeah. Hey, wherever you’re at. That’s right. Putting the top link to watch us taste soda concoctions from swig in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land! Two men on a double bike enamel pen. available at Mythical.com starting Friday.

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