Today we’re eating the craziest stadium snacks in the nation. Let’s talk about that. [Funky Intro Music] Good Mythical Summer. It is summertime and there’s nothing more American in the summer than watching sports. And there’s nothing even more American than eating insane food creations while watching those sports in a stadium. And we’re American. Other countries must be so jealous of us. It’s time for Hut, Hut, Bite! Crazy Stadium Foods. More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more more! Stadium foods edition. Hello States. Hey. Alright. Hello, KG. Hey. Um, so remember I said last time my bits were cut? Yeah. So like that means like, money’s been tight for me recently. Um, oh. So you know that like jumbo quarter, I usually have? Uh-huh. So I needed to buy lunch today. So I have this like banana. Okay. Okay. Um, right. And I was like, oh crap. Like we’re filming Hut Hut Hike today. And I was just like, oh, I need a quarter. This feels like a bit. So I like– You don’t get paid by bits. So, so like– I think that’s the problem. She thinks she’s paid by bits. Yeah. Um, anyway, so I drew this face that kinda looks like Rhett. It does look just like me. And I drew this butt with a tail for tails, so, yeah. Yeah. That looks like a tampon. Well. Think what you want. All right. Um, but also, I don’t know who won last time. Now that I think about it. I don’t think it matters. So, um, let’s say– You know what Link you can, you can call it. All right. Ready? Tampon. Heads, so that means– Okay. That means I win. Yep. And what does that mean? Nothing. I dunno. [Stevie]: Okay, boys, up first we have the ringer. A footlong corn dog coated in honey, then rolled in blue taki crumbs. And the stakes are extremely high for today’s game. ’cause you’re gonna be playing for 5,000 buckaroos for your charities. Hmm. I like a corn dog. I don’t think– I like takis. Don’t think the honey. Was needed. Was needed. Yeah. It was a little too sweet for us. We’re not very, we’re not sweet boys. I wanted to stay fully savory when I’m eating a corn dog, I think. Mm-hmm. You don’t like it either? Not as much as a regular old corn dog, but that’s not the question. Whether or not we like it, that’s incidental content. That’s right. We don’t get paid by in incidental content, just like. KG doesn’t get paid by the bit. I mean, technically the winner of the coin toss can go second. Oh, but at this point I don’t really know what matters. Alright. Hey, we just did some cool ball tricks. I’m a bit distracted by Washington DC’s Mask mismatch with his outfit. What happened, Batman? I’m, I’m, I’m Batman. I’m from DC, that’s Detective Comics, not District Columbia. Um, I think my agent, um, booked me the wrong thing here. There’s a bisman– a big misunderstanding. Florida. Hello. You like honey on your dogs? I love corn dogs. You know, Disneyland is the corn dog capital of the world. That’s why I’m talking to you. They have every kind of corn dog you can imagine. They have one that they put cheese inside of. That’s a good idea. It was my son’s favorite. Oh, how old is he? Oh, well he was five. Uh, alright. So dark. I’m sorry. Oh, Taki. Taki throat? There’s a taki in my molar and then it choked me. Oh my. Ah. And I’m upset. Why? No reason Florida. I’m gonna throw this at you because. Okay. Corn Dogs. This is just like the Disney movie, Remember the Titans based on a true story. Alright. Oh my gosh! Why was it so aggressive? Sorry. I didn’t mean to throw that hard. Hey, she’s been through so much with her 5-year-old. There we go. I did it. I did it. A big win for me. Okay. Foot long corn dog. They do that kind of thing in Indiana, right? Well, hello boys. You remember me? I was formerly the despondent North Carolina race car driver, but I got out of there and I won the Julin Race car driver from Indiana. I love it here. You’re happy about Indiana? Oh boy. It’s so much better than North Carolina. Wonderful restaurants. They don’t even make you kill your own pig like they do in North Carolina. That’s not true. Oh yeah, I heard it was true ’cause I experienced it. Well, you’ll have to tell us about that later. They like to do things big in Texas. Oh, it’s hot in here. Um, Rhett, Link, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Now I see that corn dog. It’s a foot long and that feels like Texas, but we would not create an abomination like that. Honey on a hot dog. Mm. You better put a jalapeno in that thing. Are you a lawyer? Yes. I’m trying the case for foods today. Okay. It’s hot in the courtroom. It’s hot in the court. I’m sweating. Uh, okay. I was gonna say Texas, but maybe they would do this kind of thing in Pennsylvania. I don’t know what kind of thing they do in Pennsylvania. ’cause I’m always at work. I’m an ER doctor. Alright. They’re doing all kinds of things in, in the er. I’m sticking my hands down an esophagus. I don’t even know why I’m here. I should be helping. Are of you guys sick? Uh, you want me to cut into you? In a way. It depends on what you mean by that. I can fix almost anything. Not physically. Except what’s going on in the minds. Okay. Well, rain check. I’m a dark soul. I don’t know. I don’t know. You know what? I think I’m gonna, I think I’m gonna try Pennsylvania. Okay. Oh, whoop, whoop, whoop. I’m scared. There we go. Okay. Dead on. Right down the middle. The ringer is from Indiana. Oh man. But you both still have a cho– chance to, to get three points if you can guess, which Indiana Pro Sports team serves this dish? I’m gonna give you a 3, 2, 1. Indiana. Indiana. Okay. 3, 2, 1, Pacers. I don’t know. I, I don’t think it would be an indoor thing. That’s the only pro team team in I can think of. I can’t think of the… Baseball. Indianapolis. Colt. Colts. Colt? Nah. You okay? You need to take a break. I gotta tickle. You know, what do you see a doctor? I can help you. No, no, no. Let me reach in there. Lemme reach in there, Link. Talk to me after, uh, we can sue Takis. Okay. You remember how Jen used to read the mail? Well, she’s gonna do it again. You can send in your mail, whether it’s art letters or anything Mythical you wanna share by the end of September for a special episode of Mail with Jen over on the Mythical Society, mythicalsociety.com. For more details, mail it to us. Up next, we have the old 29er smoked pork, mac and cheese, baked beans and cole sauce served in a waffle bowl. A waffle bowl. What? They could do a waffle bowl. So you could just Yeah, you could do that if you had bought it for yourself. Hmm. Yeah. Now you’ve, you’ve ruined the structural integrity of this thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You cracked it all the way through. You don’t wanna wait till the end to eat the bowl, and then it’s just. I like an edible bowl though. That’s really good. Yeah, this is smart. Who do we send to these stadiums in the morning to bring these back? Who’s doing that? Did he, did he use a chopper? They’re replicating them. Oh, oh, oh, I see. V over there. Oh. Oh baby. Okay, so I am up, now, I can’t help but notice I think I know who you are, Kentucky. Oh, do you, Clink? I think he called you Clink. Yeah. Uh, Colonel Blands. It’s fun that that snack is called the 29er. 29 is actually the max lifespan in Kentucky. The max. No one has made a max. No one is allowed to live further than 29 in Kentucky. And did you know, Clink, Kentucky is the heaviest state in America? No. If you took all the land in Kentucky and weighed it. Oh yeah. It would be the heaviest state in America. Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. And, and you serve bowls in your restaurant. Oh, do we ever, we serve bowls, we flip ’em upside down and we play ’em like little drum. Oh, wow. He’s different in person. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I’ve been alive for hundreds of years. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how did you do that? Oh, I mean, you made it past 29. Secret herbs and spices. 11 of them. But I should also tell you, I was originally born in Indiana. Oh, oh boy, Indiana. Don’t get me started. I like your down there. This, let’s not get you started, right? You’re done. Alright. You want, you were the last round. That’s right. Uh, but maybe Illinois. I’m not talking about Illinois no matter what you do to me. But if you were gonna do something to me, what’d you do? I might. Bribe you? I might, I got a suggestion. Why don’t you throw little rocks at me? Put a little chip in my tooth, but in a cute way. Okay. Let’s just say, I’m gonna do that later. Now you tell me something. Uh, state snack is popcorn. Popcorn. Oh, you looked back over here for a second, didn’t you? I did. I’m gonna go to Kentucky. Yes. All right. Wow. Clink. There it is. Ooh. Not too old to catch. Okay. A bowl. A waffle bowl. That’s pretty creative, innovative, Utah, would you be into something like that? You’re, you’re looking at me? Yeah. Um, may, yeah. I, I think I, I think we did that in Utah. Um, you know, you saved my life once. You saved my life one time, um, there was a murder and they busted through my door and I was watching GMM and I was sitting on my laptop like this. And as I got closer, they saw I had a beard ’cause I was putting rogaine on my chiny chin, chin to grow a beard like you. Oh. And, and, and the murderer got the ick and they didn’t wanna murder me anymore. So thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. You’re welcome. I actually think this kind of thing, which is very, it’s a generic barbecue dish. Yeah. I think they might do this in a place that kind of represents all of America. Washington DC. Batman’s ready to catch. And I caught! Batman sounds a lot like Cookie Monster. The old 29ERs from Pennsylvania. Dang it. Which means you still have not earned any money for your charities. It’s tough. Um, three points on the line. If you can name the professional sports team in Pennsylvania. Okay. Dogs. We’re, we’re playing over here. 3, 2, 1. [Link] Steelers. [Rhett] Pirates. What did you say about– Steelers. What did Rhett say? Pirates. Oh. It’s the Pittsburgh Penguins. Dang it. Oh man. We’re zilch it up. We always miss, uh, Pennsylvania. They got so many teams. They got too many teams. Remember, this is for Charity Boys. Yeah, I know. Sorry. Okay. So far there hasn’t been any indication that either one of us is going to win any money ’cause we don’t have any points. But we wanna give an overview of the charities we’re playing for this summer. All of the money that I win is going towards Action Against Hunger. And last year, action Against Hunger reached 21 million people in over 55 countries, from Gaza to Ukraine to Yemen to Haiti. You can join us in giving to Action against Hunger by scanning the QR code on the screen. Oh, we got a QR code? Yeah, we do. The money that I win, or if, if that happens today, cumulatively, cumulatively, uh, will be donated to Habitat for Humanity. They provide access to decent housing by working alongside families to build, repair, and finance their homes, as well as advocate for policies that make constructing and accessing housing easier for everyone. Join us in giving to Habitat for Humanity by ca–, scanning the QR code on the screen now. Oh, you got one those too? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Last up we have the strawberry Cheesecake Dessert pretzel. Pretzel topped with cream cheese icing. Graham cracker crumbles. A drizzle of strawberry syrup and strawberry pop rocks. Ooh, that means his wish is gonna come true. People love to put pop rocks on things. When they’re trying to– When they’re out of ideas. Do something. Yeah. Out of ideas. Icing is good. Pop rock’s not bad. This works together. I got a little bit on my hands. It’s not popping that much. You still want me to go first? Yep. That’s how it works. There’s gonna be icing on this ball. I’m just warning you. There’s gonna be a lot of icing on my ball. I will try to get it off. This is for kids. Where are they bringing kids to the game? Not Florida. I don’t know. Because they’re all at what? Disney or something. Disney or something. Disneyland. Animal Kingdom. Yep. Epcot. Epcot, there’s so many of them. You know, Disney has their own pretzel and it’s shaped like Mickey Mouse. So it’s not, I I just don’t think it’s you. Uh, oh. I mean, Texas? Good Lord, it’s hot in here. I’m, uh, somebody got some water. Uh, it could possibly be for me, you know. They say, uh, keep Austin weird. So maybe that’s a, you know, that could be a little situation we got going now. That’s a good point. Yeah. How are you litigating this pretzel? If, if, is it pro diabetes or are we fighting against diabetes? You, you. You wanna know what side you’re on? Yeah. What side of it? Who, who’s paying that lawyer? Paying you? Okay. We’re going, we’re pro diabetes. Let’s go pro, pro diabetes. Now I’m gonna say, uh, if you gonna get diabetes, what better weigh than a sweet press on with, with, with, with, with pop rocks on it. Yeah. Pop rocks. Pop rocks deserve to be eaten too. Okay. I’m feeling like this is Utah. Oh. Um, do you wanna know a fact about Utah? Um, oh, this is a good one. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Okay. Alright. Alright. I’ll catch it. If I catch it, then I get to shave your legs in the parking lot. I’m keeping the hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Sounds weird. But that’s actually in all of our contracts. Oh, thank God. Get me that razor. All right. What you gonna shave if you catch this? Uh, I’ll shave your back. Can I shave your back? Uh, no need. Okay. Oh, I didn’t know that about you. There we go. Shaving your legs. Yes. Huh? Huh? Huh. Would they do something this interesting in Kentucky? They just might. Wicker shoes. Wicker shoes. Wicker shoes. Get a closeup of that. Hitch, you got his shoes? Mind you, the adults in Kentucky. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were gonna say something regarding the shoes? Uh, well, no, I mean, you don’t think these would work in Kentucky? No, absolutely not. The earth is sharp in Kentucky. You wear shoes that protect your feet. Mind you, an adult would not be eating a sweet snack like that in Kentucky. Adults eat birds. I’ve never had, I’ve never had a man’s beard just fall off while I was making eye contact with him. It’s just…. dropped. You never seen a man with a loose beard before? No. Then you’ve never met a man before in your life. Wicker shoes. Oh my God. The thing is, is that Utah is a great guess. Yeah. Why? Guess any other time we play this game, I would be like, I can’t go for the same thing because. We’re playing, we’re playing for money. You can’t go. You can’t, yeah, you can’t. I blocked you. No, that’s not how it works. You can go for the same one if you want. It’s a bit boring. Oh man. But you know what? Texas, I really appreciate all the work you’ve been doing for whatever side you’re currently on. Whatever side they paying, whatever side paying. We get that impression. I’m, I’m on my last leg here, Rhett. Okay. This is, uh, this is for the Pro Diabetes Movement. Okay. Alright. Oh, whoa. He bobbled it. My hand’s so sweaty. He bobbled it, but it counts. It counts. The strawberry cheesecake, dessert, pretzels from Texas. Yes. See, I should get points for helping you. Yes. And at this point, uh, you, you can’t win, Link. Nope. But just for three points, give me the name of a Texas Pro Sports team. Rangers. It’s the Houston Texans. Oh, all right. Sorry Link. So that 5,000 goes to Action against Hunger. That’s okay. Congratulations, Rhett. Don’t forget to come back. For Good Mythical Weekend tomorrow. That’s a Saturday, right here on this channel. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. [Everybody] You know what time it’s. Hi Rhett and Link. My name’s Izzy. 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