Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to guess how much of something someone ate to hold the record of eating it the fastest or the longest or the mostest. How long it took them to eat a certain number of things. Alright. I’ve never, that’s what we’re gonna say. I don’t know. I’ve never competed. Um, well, you just did and lost. In that. Oh, oh. In that type of game. In general, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh, but first we’re gonna give you a quarterly report from our new company, uh, moist shorts. Uh, I hate to break it to you. We made ’em too moist. It turns out we should have caught it wet shorts because moist, which is a word that a lot of people don’t like to hear a lot. Moist. Yeah. People don’t like that word either. Um, it turns out it’s not quite dry. It’s not quite wet, and it’s really hard to be just the right amount of moist. And we’re getting a lot of competition from damp pants. Damp pants. Yeah. Taking this out. I didn’t, those guys, I didn’t want say it. And the ceo. His name is Rhett, which sucks even more. Right? Hmm. Not you, it is? Rhett and Clink. Clink, man, that was good. Wicker shoes. Yep. Maybe even better. We got roasted by the fryer. Would you call these wicker? Stevie, please help us out here. Yes, I would call them Wicker. Um, so these are, um, various different world eating records, uh, that may in some cases have been broken. Broken? Oh. Uh, but these are all competitive eaters that hold multiple different, um, uh, accolades. Yeah. Like Kobayashi. But you’re doing it a little bit different ’cause you’re gonna tell us the number that they– I’m gonna switch it up. Oh, okay. I’m gonna, yeah. Sometimes I’m gonna tell you how many of the things sometimes and ask you the time and sometimes I’m gonna do it in reverse. This is like a real world test of our, of of the game that we always wanted to invent. Where you guess things like this. Remember that? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s see if it’s fun. Let’s see how fun we can make it. Alright. Okay. The first competitive eater is James Webb. Uh, who holds– Of the telescope? Many a title– Of the telescope? Yes. Including, he’s a multihyphenate, huh? Mm-hmm. Yep. Telescopes. What is the James Webb telescope up to these days? Do you know? Penetrating the universe. It’s the one that’s gone the farthest? Uh, yeah. Well, it is gone way further than. Hubble. He must have eaten a lot fast to name a satellite after him. Yeah, man. Uh, it feels like there might’ve been better candidates than a competitive eater. But you know what. This particular title comes from Salvation Army National Donut Day in 2024, where James consumed a large number of glazed donuts. Would you like me to tell you the amount and you can guess the time? No, I want– guess the amount. You want the time, or you guess the amount, uh, the amount of time James ate these donuts was eight minutes. Now that’s how many donuts, please? That’s, that’s, is it the same? So everyone has eight minutes? In this, I mean, these are various different challenges, but I would assume it’s the same amount of time. Yes. How many can you eat in eight minutes? Okay, we’re gonna do a 3, 2, 1, and say a number. ’cause I don’t want my number to influence your number. Because it would definitely. Right? Yeah. So I, I don’t want, I, I want you to have a number in mind. Uh, eight minutes. Eight minutes. Glazed donuts. And then I’m gonna tell you my rationale, but hold on. I have to think about this. That’s the donut shape. How many donuts do you think that you could consume in eating? Well, that’s a different question. I don’t want to influence Link. Okay. We’ll do one question at a time. Okay. Three. No, hold on. There’s a lot of– Have a number. There’s a lot of different things that Eight minutes. So how many could you eat in a minute? 60 seconds in a minute. Don’t say anything out loud. Keep it in your brain. I can’t do that. I ha I have to use my mouth to make my brain work. Well, that’s, no, you don’t have to try, try. Did you sit, you made really good grades in school. Did you? I never once looked over and saw, heard you going, I’m saying things out loud. Yeah, but I was using a pencil. Can I use a pencil? Sure. Give the, give the man a pencil. I don’t want a pencil. Okay. Um, eight minutes. Okay, this is taking too long. Well, I don’t want to go with, alright, fine. I’ll just go with my gut. Okay. 3, 2, 1. [Link] 88. [Rhett] 49. 49 and 88. 88. Yep. Because you can take the donut and you smush it down and it’s really, it’s no more than what would be equivalent of a donut hole. And then you put that in your gullet and then you just add 87 more. Yeah. I just went with a simple math of. Every 10 seconds, he’s getting a donut down and it slows down over time because you still gotta use water, I’m assuming he can use water to get him down, but then I just added one. Yeah, 70 kind of in the middle. But closer to Link. I think Link’s closer. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So when I win, it’s just kind of in the minute. Oh, I don’t, math is not my forte. I think it was like, doing the math, 21 or something like you were 18 away. It’s close. And I was like, like 21. 70 donuts in eight minutes. That’s very impressive. You know what, soaking those things, things, what he deserves to have the telescope named after him. He’s, he’s probably taking and breaking them in half and dunking them and then. It just turns into nothing. It took me a minute to figure out he was wearing a backwards. It looks like he’s wearing like what the, what doctors wear or nurses wear. Yeah. That’s why don’t do the backwards hat, because if you don’t, if you should look at me straight on, you don’t know it’s a backwards hat. I think they photoshopped the tag off and that’s what’s throwing you. I think hats that are worn backwards should have a bulbous brim so that from every angle there’s always brim in the back. Oh, so like when you look straight at him, yeah, it kind of comes out, comes out a little bit right there. Only if you’re gonna be wearing it backwards all the time. Don’t turn it around. You look like a fool. Okay. Maybe just, I’m anti hat backwards. And I, and I know it’s some people’s thing. It’s less, it’s less of a thing now. Less of a. This type of hat backwards is a, is um…. Fitted cap? Bold. I think it’s, it’s a bold choice. It’s, I think for a competitive eater, you gotta go backwards hat. You don’t want that brim in way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I guess you don’t want your hair falling in your face. Exactly. If you have it. All right. Let’s see. Eric, Badlands, Booker. Oh, Badlands Chugs. Badlands chugs. This guy. What? This guy needs a telescope named after him. He can open up his gullet. It is magical. We’re talking, uh, matza balls for this one. Matza balls, so he can just go and a matza ball will just, just, go down. I’ve only seen, I’ve only seen him chug. I haven’t seen him eat. I know, but I’m immediately picturing, you know, those tennis ball containers? Mm-hmm. That’s his esophagus. And the, it’s definitely stretch the tennis ball, like bits. You put the tennis ball on it, like it’s so tight that it’s just like. He’s a Pez dispenser. He’s a, he’s a reverse pez dispenser. And he’s just stacking malt, matza balls up. They’re probably, as he’s eating them, they’re stacking in his esophagus. Well, that would kill him probably. We need the ER doctor back out here to reach down his gullet, I think. I think that they’re going, well. He’s not doing it. They’re going down right now. But don’t you think that’s what’s happening to eat them that fast? Well, we don’t know. You can’t wait for one to drop. Uh, I don’t think any of these people are swallowing things whole. They’re not, I don’t think it’s a, it’s a, I think it’s a couple of bites to get it into like three pieces. How many minutes it down? So this, uh, record has since been broken. It’s from Ruthie and Gussy. Um, do you want the minutes or you want the balls? It feels like. I’m guessing how many things we’re eating in a certain amount of time is just always gonna be a more straightforward thing. Okay. The time was five minutes and 25 seconds. So then that tells me that they’re all racing to eat the The target. There’s a target. Target. I don’t know if like, this was like the most he could get down, you know, and it was five minutes or two, five seconds. A lot of people are dropping out and he’s still going. And now we don’t know how big these matza balls were. But we can assume they’re average. I wonder how the competition is structured when it doesn’t matter how long it takes. Is it speed? Well, that’s why it would be like first one to eat 50 mos of balls or whatever, you know? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it seems he was the first to eat the amount. Might be trying to get to a round number. A round number, but I don’t know. We could be overthinking it as well. It might just be that five minutes and 25 seconds. Five is there is because it means something. Maybe that’s the address. Maybe that was the day that he did it. Um, okay. Hold on. This is a lot harder than donuts. Yeah. ’cause I don’t, these are a lot more dense. I haven’t eaten enough of these to know they’re already soaked, but they’re soaked in broth, which is heavy. I, I wouldn’t wanna watch this. I’m glad we’re not showing videos. We should have said that at the top. We ain’t gonna be showing no videos of people like choking down foods and drinks. I don’t like to see that. I would not show up at one of these competitions, and if I did, I’d face the other direction. It looked like I was protesting, but really I was just gross testing, you know what I’m saying? Okay. I have a guess. I have a guess. 3, 2, 1. [Both] 31. Whoa! That better be it. No. That better be it. 31, is it it close? How did that happen? Dude, I did no math. I was choosing between 29 and 31 and that was like, ’cause I did, I just, I, I think for matzo balls, I was like, I do think 10 seconds every 10 seconds. I didn’t think any of that. So five times six. It’s 30 and then he had 25 seconds and he’s slowing down. Throw another one in there. How does it feel that you’re over there doing all that math and I’m just yapping away? And then we say the same number. Ah, I mean, it should make you feel good, I guess. It makes me feel– Frequency, man, we’re on the same wavelength. We’re blood brothers. What is it? Okay. According to there’s, there’s two different numbers. I think maybe he did it two times. I’m not sure. But, uh, this link says in 2005 the number was. What about this Link? 30. So you’re very close. Holy, holy. Well, Stevie. Dang it. Well, you born away because other, originally it said 21, and then I pulled it up and it said 30. So I don’t know. I’m gonna say 30 because that’s closer to what you said. Dang. If he would’ve just eaten one more, that would’ve been the most amazing moment in Good Mythical More history. Give or take. Or if would’ve said one less. No, it’s on him. Oh, you know what? Here’s the– 30 matzo balls? Here’s the, here’s the really dumb thing that we did. All before that, We said it should be a round number. A round number. And then we both said 31, and then we both said 31. We both forgot. So I did the math and then I completely forgot about the thing that we established before we even got in. We both forgot. You were, you were saying 29, 31. I was all over it. We blew it. We blew what could have been the biggest moment. Cut. Let’s just, let’s take it over. Let’s go home. No, let’s take it over. We have the power to do that. Okay. Yeah. Put this. Okay. Stevie, what’s the, put this in there? Three. Stevie, what’s two? No, no, no. From the top. Oh no. What’s the next one, Stevie? I, I’m misunderstanding the game. What’s next? One thing. Next one. But we’re going back and I’m gonna Okay. Do it fast. Uh, the next guy– Faster. Eric Badlands Booker. Oh, bad. Uh, oh man. He gullet all the way. Blub blub blub blub blub. And we’re talking Matza balls. Matza balls. Yeah. 10 like, makes me think. Tennis balls. This, that How many times? What did, what do we have? How many times? Five minutes and 25 seconds. That would lead me to believe it would be a round number. Yep. Alright. Alright. Three, two. One. 30. Whoaaaa!!! What? Oh, go. Okay. And so what, what is the answer? Guys…. What? I don’t know how No, no, no. You did it. Don’t, don’t say it. Don’t say it was 30. But the answer is 30 matzo balls! Ahhhh!! What? Although there is conflicting information. Come on, on Stevie. Oh, sorry, Stevie. You ruined it. Um, that was, uh, well I had deja vu. A lot of people think that’s what we do on this show, that everything is like that. We do the show once and then we do it all again. It’s what we do. We do it. It’s what we do. We do it a lot. It’s what we do. We do it a lot. So that’s the fourth time we’ve done that. Sonya Thomas. Ate a lot of chicken nuggets. Short form. I dunno what that means. Short form. I don’t know what short form means. Hold on. Hold. Short form. Short. Short form. Short form. Chicken nugget. We’re gonna say short form is uh, in five minutes. That’s what? Short form. Oh, I thought you meant like nuggets. Not tenders. Nuggets in, nuggets in short form. Short form nuggets. How many nuggets. In how long? In five minutes. Okay. Alright. Okay. This is a whole different ballgame. This is a whole different ball game. Okay. This girl competing with the big boys, huh? She’s, she’s little. She’s skinny. She’s just, she’s just throwing down nugs. Okay, got it. Alright, got it. 3, 2, 1. [Link] 66. [Rhett] 108. [Carney] Oh, what happened to your whole numbers? Well, she said five minutes. So? Wait, so it is a round number so then the, the, uh, the other one doesn’t have to be. But it was. Well, they both can’t be round numbers. Link, you were closer again. Let’s just, let’s wait. Hold on. Let’s just take it back. Let’s take it back. Okay. Next up we have Sonia Thomas. Okay. Skinny girl. Uh, and we’re talking nuggets. Short form. Oh, because they’re not tenders. Okay. Yeah. Uh, she had five minutes. How many nuggets? That would lead me to believe that the answer wouldn’t be a round number. Carney. But what if it is a round number? That’d be because she shoots for round numbers. Okay. 3, 2, 1. [Link] 60. [Rhett] 80. The answer is 80. Okay. Can you put Hold on, hold on. Let’s take it again. No, no, no. You missed your opportunity. You missed your opportunity. Hey, by the way, you got closer the first time. Yeah, I won. You were only 14 away. Um, I was– You’re winning today. I was thrown off ’cause I felt like I was cheating. Joey Chest, are these the winners of previous years? I don’t know if this is a photo from that particular contest. I think it’s from the Nathan’s. Oh yeah. Link was looking at the 68 on the On, on the, I never saw that. And then 50 he won. The Joey Chestnut won the next year with only 54. Oh, okay. Or is that 64? Because the next year is 64. Well, speaking of Joey Chestnut, he’s up next. He’s a legend. Um, yes. I will say the, the world record we’re talking about, uh, is hardboiled eggs and it has since been beaten. This is a record from 2013. Um, oh God. Joey, Joey ate all those eggs in eight minutes. Oh, good. I need, I might need a calculator for this. What happens? I’m not, well, no I’m not, ’cause then you’ll think I’m Googling it. In the stomach. You know, their stomachs are huge. And I’m horrified. I know this. Their stomachs are huge and their dumps are– Just tell, tell me the, tell me the time again. Eight minutes. Eight minutes. Okay. Hard boiled eggs. Alright. Don’t say anything out loud for me. 2013. They’re so dense, you can’t soak ’em in water or anything, nothing happens. They’re unforgiving. [Rhett]: Shhh. Eight minutes, I mean. I could probably eat. I I couldn’t eat more than four. Okay. I just believe in him. Alright. 3, 2, 1. [Rhett] 114. [Link] 39. I think he’s not chewing them. I think it’s [inhaling noises] But still dude. I think he’s not chewing them. Scary. You said 39? I said 114. Yeah. Yes. It’s Joey Chestnut, man. 141. Holy moly. Yeah. He’s not, he’s not chewing him. But is he on the crapper? Is it going on? His stomach is massive, bro. But how? You don’t know how much stuff you can get into your stomach until you really try. 141? That’s, and, and the new record was 143. Good God. Yeah. So what we’re talking about, if you’re doing, if that’s 140, so if you were doing 20. Come on dude. That’s almost 20 a minute. That’s almost 20 a minute. I mean, and so and so what you’re dealing with there is about about three eggs every 10 seconds. A little bit over three eggs every 10 seconds. So this is that fast, like just count down from 10. 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3. I don’t even wanna watch you doing that. And then, and that, that’s, and you, you just keep doing that for eight minutes, never slowing down. Like I think he’s biting it in half and then doing a swallow. That’s like 987 grams of protein. But what happens in the GI tract? I mean, can we do it? I wanna do a live MRI bet you that somebody has done it, a live MRI of his stomach just going, and then the acid starts going to try to work. Do its, do its work now. I don’t know. Do you, is it legal to regurgitate after? It is illegal to regurgitate after. It is? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Illegal. You can’t do that. They will arrest you. They, they, it’s a, they will take, this is a criminal case. Take your ass to jail. Not a civil case. Right? Uhhuh. Um, so they’re watching you, you’re on watch for how long? Well, it depends on, I don’t know. Oh, oh, after. That’s a great question because yeah, after I’m like, I told you how much time, why? I know I ain’t watching him eat, but I will watch to make sure you don’t regurgitate. This last one– Are they wallowing around on the ground? Like what? What is the aftermath? No, no. Look at him. This is post egg pose. He is going, yuh! Yuh! He has 141 eggs in his stomach. Right. Yuk! I just don’t feel like I could be friends with him. Well, I don’t know if he’s interested. I know he is not asking. I just would, I’m un, I’m too uncomfortable. I definitely wouldn’t wanna go out to dinner with him this next, this I have to get to this last one. Okay. It’s an unusual situation here. It’s, uh, the lovely Juliet Lee is, uh, their name. Little. And this was, uh, from the Ultimate Eating Tournament in 2008. I think I have to give you, I have to give you the food and then you have to gimme the time because it’s multiple things. Okay. Um. And it’s very, I don’t understand. Seven chicken wings, one pound of nachos, three hot dogs, two personal pizzas, three Italian ices. Look at her. How’s that possible? Some people just have a gift, man. Can you say the things again? Seven chicken wings. You gonna make her say the things again? One pound of nachos. Three hot dogs’. Two personal pizzas. Three Italian ices. Three Italian ices. Okay, so you got seven chicken wings. You got how many hot dogs? Seven chicken wings. One pound of nachos. Three hot dogs. Three hot dogs. Two personal pizzas. Three Italian ices. Okay, let’s just take it back. Okay? The next person is the lovely, okay, I got it. It’s gonna blow your, it’s gonna blow your mind. Eight minutes. Well, crap. I was gonna say– Oh, well I meant like Link, are you ready? I was gonna say nine minutes and 37 seconds. Why? You gotta be supposed to say the things that, things that saying same time. Let’s take it back. She said Link. Yeah, she wanted you to engage. Are you ready? 3, 2, 1. [Both] 9 minutes and 37 seconds. Seven minutes and 13 seconds. Dang Link, you’re all over it today. Ain’t it? You know what? 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