GMM 2862: We Play Extreme Spicy Cup Pong

Today we’re playing spicy beer pong while sitting in saunas. Let’s talk about that [Funky intro music] Good Mythical Summer. There’s maybe no better feeling in summer than hanging out at a cookout, playing some beer pong with a delicious ice cold drank in your hand. So today, in honor of our beat the Heat Week, we’re doing what we do best. We’re taking a fun experience and turning it into a stressful competition. It’s time for Sauna see my sweaty balls? Okay, boys, you’ve been cooking for a few minutes at a lovely temperature of 140 degrees Fahrenheit. That means– Link’s not doing well, Stevie. Look at him. Well. His glasses are about to fall off. I’m sweat, I got the back trickle. It’s turning into a river. My glasses won’t stay up. I think that for the purposes of this game, he’s doing really well then. Okay. Um, it’s time for Sauna pong, which is just like beer pong except for, um. You’re in saunas and instead of beer, the cups in front of you contain a variety of drinks, half of which are nice and cold to help you cool down. And the other half of which are uncomfortably spicy. Oh, right. Oh. Um, and the first to clear all the cups wins $5,000. Dang. For charity. For charity. Oh. And Link. That’s still good. Since you are sweating it up. Uh, you can go ahead and reach into your ball sack and throw first. Oh, first, let me see if I can get my glasses up. Oh my gosh. Well, you’re not sweating, dude. You stuck. Well, I will. You know, I spend a lot of time in a sauna. I’m a sauna guy, and this is a low temp for me. Now, boys. I, I have been told we’re playing somewhat by frat rules here and, uh, your elbows should remain in your saunas. Please, please keep your elbows in your saunas. Okay. Elbow in sauna. Well, okay, I’m gonna tell you right now, I’m never gonna hit a, I’m never gonna hit a cup if that’s the rule. Do you think that we should bounce like this? Is that legal? Bounce is cool? I do not have any notes about a bounce. I’m gonna try that. Bouncing is okay. Well now okay. Is this ’cause of the elbow rule? ’cause I’m willing to strike it ’cause this is too much. I feel like we’re at Chuck E. Cheese. I told you. Okay fine. I’m striking the elbow– Elbow rule. Oh yes. Oh, he nailed it. Okay. Okay, so now what happens? So now Link has to drink that. Great. I’m thirsty. Come on. Be a good one. Come on. Be a good one. Go break that heat. It’s either spicy or cold. Oh, okay. It looks like it’s spicy. Looks like we got our answer everyone. But, but it, it, it was chocolate milk. Right? Okay, well kind of. Alright. You can finish it. Uh, not happening. Based on the heat of that, [burps]. How much, how spicy was it? Okay. Alright. Yep. Not happening. Seems like there might be a little spicy. Okay. Normal rules are, you have to finish it, but I will accept a burp and hiccup. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That was a deep burp. It was. Is it really hot? Uh oh. Okay. All right. All right. Looks like we’re having fun today. Looks like we’re having fun today. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Hey. Hey. Same cup. Same cup. Different– Oh, same cup, different ingredient. Oh yeah. Oh God. What is it? I mean, it has a nice kick to it, but I’m not about to burp. Yeah, there’s varying levels of spicy. Okay. I’ve been told that the chocolate milk was the worst one you could have gotten in that moment. Okay. Alright. Obviously I wasn’t trying not, I’m not trying to be a tough guy. That was ice spicy tea. Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. I’m so happy to be doing this. And whoever’s idea it was, I would like to know so I could praise them later in a, in a professional feedback manner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that’s not allowed. Oh, these, these are good throws. Yes. Top cup. Top cup. Oh, okay. There might still be a little chocolate milk in the straw. Sip it down, Link. I’m gonna blow that out. Oh God. Well, you just blew it right back into the cup. It’s gonna come right back. I think that one’s okay. No, it’s, it’s spicy too. No, that’s good chocolate milk. Yeah. Yeah. Get, get all of that. I might vomit. Do you know that your name has almost all the same letters as the word milk? What? Your name, Link– L is in milk. Has almost all of, it has 75% of the letters that are in milk. Does that mean I’m possibly 75% milk? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That makes me feel better. Thank you, Rhett. Milk Neal. Make you feel worse. Milk Neal? Yes. Oh, hey. Hey. You’re on a roll. Ugh. But not a hot streak or what is it called? Be uh. If you do 2 in a row, you’re heating up. Heating up. Oh God. Is it hawt? Is it real hawt? I think maybe I’m tasting spice from the previous straw. Yeah, it’s just chocolate milk. Okay. Alright, so I see how you were deceived by that. Oh God. Ugh. Ugh. Come on. Ugh. Ugh. Oh, Feel like Monica Seles up in here. Ha. Oh ha. Yes. Oh, top cup. Top cup. That’s a hard one to hit. I, you know, at this point, KG, I’ve been really enjoying how you’ve been stretching out that straw, but considering elbows are out, let’s, let’s ditch the straw for a little straight to the rim, huh? Oh, wow. Yep. This is a, this is an active playing field. There’s a ball in there. This is a dynamic game. Uh, here we go. What… Did I just say? Is it hot? Yeah. Okay. It’s hot. When it, yeah, threw a straw. Was that more milk? No. What was it? I don’t know. It was spicy Sprite. You had, god. Spicy what? Sprite. Spicy Sprite. Spicy, Sprite. It was spicy. Sprite. Hey, you’re up Link. No, I just, I made you do that. Oh, Milk Neal. That’s what I call you. Yeah. I’m not heating up. I am just assuming you’re not gonna make it, which is safe. Come on. Yes. Ah, okay. And then what do I do? I take the ball out first. That’s spicy Sprite, check it. That’s spicy Sprite. That’s spicy. Good. Oh, refreshing. Nice. Thank God. Refreshing lemonade. Oh, let me mix it with that chocolate milk in my stomach, Man. That’s spicy Sprite. It’s spicy. It’s a milk. It’s worse. Chase, remove that please. I’m gonna be, Hey, don’t, don’t speak like a king. A candy? King. A please, a please would be nice. Please. Oh, oh gosh. Ah, I’m getting weak. I can’t, I can’t. Can we, can we clear the board of the ballsies? Uh, A please would be nice. Please, please, Yes. Oh, that’s all I needed was a ball clearing. Oh, snap. Well, this is the spirit of summer. You know, a good torture episode. That’s right. Cheers. Yep. Cheers. That’s a good one. I can tell. No. No. Oh no, don’t. Did you swallow the ball? I swallowed the ball. Uh uh Oh, okay. Alright. We might need to cut away. I need you to cut. Cut the commercial. Cut the commercial. Boy, if we could only do that. Well, I think we can in some ways. Please Chase. Yeah, please. Ugh, you can do it. Hey, hey. We’re making up for lost time. We weren’t party boys. We never bonged and we, and we rarely beered in, in, uh, college or high school. Okay, come on. Come on. Ugh. Ugh, Ugh. Yes, yes. Thank God. Middle ball, middle, middle thing. You’re, you’re very centrally located. Don’t touch your, try not to. Yeah, that’s a good idea. Too late. Please. Uh, please would be nice, Stevie. Like you’ve made a perfect triangle in the middle. Can I get a ReRack please? I’ve been told that you can only each have two ReRack, so this will be one for each of you. But yes. You’re also told we couldn’t put our elbows out. But yeah, you know this is in flux. Oh, this is awful. Oh yeah. Rhett’s drinking something over there. What’s happening? It’s hot. What color? It’s awful. It’s red. And flavorless. I know. Just like straight up spice. It’s sickening. Now. Spicy ice water. You have an, an advantage here ’cause you, you frequently get in a sauna. I do. Do you drink nasty– Never. Stuff. Uh, thank you. KG. Okay. I would like a ReRack as well, please. Okay. Oh, okay. Last one. I’m gonna let Chase do that because– Also I will say with the reracking, um, the, the drinks get even more mysterious because I can’t tell you what they’re, yeah. So you’re saying that was our only ReRack? Well, you already had one before, previously, didn’t you? Or did you? No, I didn I didn’t. I didn’t. You called for it, but did not. Okay, fine. So I didn’t say both have one. I say please, no one did it. Okay. Ah, okay. The sooner you do this. The sooner we, we go home. Yeah. The sooner we go home. You know how this works. We come here, we shoot an episode, we go home. Oh, that’s refreshing. Oh my God. Sometimes if the episodes are short, we go see a movie, a matinee. Uh, what, what like just five minutes of it? Yeah, five, five minutes of it. Uh, can we get a ticket to five minutes of this matinee? My hand’s covered in sweat. That’s good for you. Makes it hard. That’s good for you. Yes. Drink that punk. You keep doing the exact same cup that I just did. We’re right in pace with each other. What? What is happening that’s supposed to be good to our bodies by doing this? Lots of heat shock proteins. Heat shock protein. What? That’s a good one. I sweat in my ears. Yeah. Yeah. That’s a good one. When you get into a sauna, you sweat, which is good for you. Sweat’s good, but it generates heat shock proteins because your body thinks that it’s dying. It’s something that happens when you have a fever that’s good for your body, but then when it happens, when you’re not dying, it’s good for you and you live forever. Um, because that cup wasn’t spicy, I feel like you need to talk about something else that is spicy. Looking for something super spicy? I was about to say something I did in the sauna one time and then I realized you wanted me to do an ad. [Crew] Oh God. Head over, head over to the Mythical Society to watch, to watch an exclusive episode of Good Mythical Weekend. The crew plays Never have I ever, and you do not want to miss what happened. What happens? Something unmissible. Something very spicy. Ah, okay. Let me drink this foolish beverage. Foolish beverage. That’s a good one. You like it. You like it. Ha. It’s good. You like it. We didn’t do beer pong, but we did go through a cigar phase. Chase please. Remember that a pipe and cigar phase that was, that was a pretty big, I mean, that was a pretty big moment for us. All right. You get ready for this. Okay. It’s your turn to drink. Ooh. Oh, that was close. That was not. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah. Yeah. You’re dwindling over there, Neal. It’s a good one. It’s a good one. It’s a good one. Oh, I’m thinking you might have gotten this spicy sprite. Oh God. Oh, hey, help me. Heat shock is happening in your body right now and that is a good thing. Proteins, huh? Look what I found. Hey. Oh, right when I needed, oh. Oh God, that was a wet Sprite. I can’t even drink the Sprite. Uh, not a sponsor. Uh, it’s still your turn. Is that right? Yeah. I feel like I, I’m gaining insight in what it’s gonna be like to be around when you die. Where are we gonna be? In the desert? I don’t know. Like I just. I had a vision of you in some sort of like iron lung. Is his even on? Oh, come on man. You only got three more to go. I’m trying. That was not a good one. Two bounces, four bounces. Is that a new technique? Oh. Every time I’m hitting the rim, this is so tough. Yes. Well, hey, that was a five bouncer. It was like fiver bouncer. I don’t remember green lighting this episode. Yeah. We weren’t involved in shaping the creative. Oh. And that’s the spicy lemonade. Come on, Rhett. Put me outta my misery. I’m doing everything I can, man. Oh, that’s painful. That’s so painful. Oh, that was two balls. No, no, no. Two balls doesn’t actually go. What if I just, why don’t I just go right into it? What if I just go right into it? That’s not gonna work. Don’t horse around. I’m, I’m trying to, I’m seeing if it’s more accurate to just, to just go straight into it. You, you can’t do two balls in a row. Gimme give, gimme a second. Gimme a second. You gotta catch up here. Hold, hold more in your hand. I am gonna try, gimme a second to catch up. I’m just gonna, I’m gonna try to just basketball it in there. Yes. Drink that. And we are tied. Woo, buddy. You gotta get a refreshing. That’s the regular, uh, lemonade. I think I’m, I think I’m getting it coming into my own, please. I think I’m leveling out with it. Ugh. Come on. Come on. Fate smile upon me. I think I might go back to the bounces. Yes. I’m taking the lead. I gotta go back to the bounces. I’m Tate the lead. Oh, this is– Call me Tate, the lead. This is spicy milk. Oh, you’re gonna hate it. You’re gonna hate it. It’s, it’s the first one I had, man. Think about if you had that first. It’s not too bad. It’s not too bad. He’s gonna cry later. It’s not too bad. It’s not, it’s not too bad. I don’t know. I don’t, I don’t know what he was reacting to. It’s bad. And you’ve worked up to it with other spicy stuff. It’s pretty hot. Can you believe that was the damn first thing? Come on, Linkster. Oh, woo. I’m trying like I’ve never tried before. Yes, yes. Yeah. Ah. Water. I’ve strengthened him. Water break. Link, you got one cup left to get. One cup and this is over. One cup and this is over. Oh $5,000 on the line. That was so close. Okay, I’m outta bawls. Okay. I’m outta balls. Chase, shag my balls please. Uh, for your sack. Oh yeah. Fill my sack with the balls. Come on. You miss, are you cheering for me? You miss, you miss my sack. Are you cheering for me? Chase, you missed my sack completely. I bet. Why are these ball’s so wet? I was cleaning them. You missed them. Why are those my balls? You said why are Link’s balls. I don’t remember my balls being wet. My balls are wet too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They said they cleaned them. Your balls are wet. Why’d they clean ’em? Oh, because they’re going into a drink. It makes it hard to throw them now that they’re. Thank you for thinking of us. Now that they’re wet, it’s a different ball game. Oh, in and out. Oh, Okay. Good, good, good. Yes. Thank God. It’s good. No, no, no, no. Yeah, good, bad. It was. I mean, it wasn’t the worst, but it was bad. Alright, one more man. One more. Oh, I gotta get a rhythm. You’re right on the line. Come on. Oh God. Come on, please, please. I can’t handle it. I can’t handle this. Ah, Yes. Tie it again. We’re tied again. The tie is scored, $5,000 on the line. We could not have created a more dramatic ending for this episode. Uh, we definitely should go watch five minutes of a movie after this. We deserve it. Oh God. Come on. Why is your other arm out? To hold my bag so I don’t have to keep reaching like that. Well, I feel like that’s cheating. You got a big hole in your thing. Well, uh, you’re invited to do it too. That way. You’ve been doing that all the time. Uh, I’ve been doing it for a while. Once the balls got low. Are you serious? Yeah, because you see how much trouble you’re having to go? Oh my God. Look. Look at how wet this arm is. Yeah. Hey, heat shock proteins. It’s not a bad thing. All right. I get a penalty. You’ve done more balls than me. Five in a row because of that. No. I need more balls in my sack. You don’t get to go five in a row in the end. You’ve definitely done five more balls than me already. ’cause there was a time where you were doing doubles. Okay. Alright. Chase is gonna hand me balls. That’s your penalty. Okay, that’s fine. Yesss! Praise be to God. Oh, I’m a believer again. Oh my gosh. It’s just Sprite, so sorry for the anti-climactic ending. Congratulations Link. You did it. Oh man. I love Beat the Heat week, the things that you guys are coming up with. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Willie. I’m Lincoln. We’re from Georgia. And we just tasted a bunch of ice creams. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Lily and Lincoln? I have kids with those names. They’re kind of like those– Not that cute though. Australian twins that talk at the same time. You’ll get better at it. Click the top link to watch us rank stupid mistakes you’ve made in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Watch an extra naughty episode of Good Mythical Weekend on the Mythical Society now. Uh, he’s wearing those family, he’s wearing those shoes with the individual toes. That guy, ah, yes. What? So he– He was allowed in?

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