GMM 288: 8 Groups You Won’t Believe Exist

there are some strange groups of people out there and you can join them let’s talk about that good mythical morning today we’re gonna play a game well link you’re gonna play a game I’m gonna administer the game I’m ready I am the game master today I’m okay with that so I got my black shirt off I’m the game winner today well let’s see about that okay I found a website meetup calm the whole idea of dating site no yeah I’m yeah now you’re on the prowl nope I’m not I date one lady her name is Jessie she’s my wife okay that’s sweet but there there’s a there’s a social networking website that helps people with common interests get together to physically meet up on a regular basis rendezvous meet up calm and some of the groups on this website were so ridiculous but I thought let’s play a game with link where I described a group I say the name of the group and then I give you the description of the group and you have to conclude whether or not this is an actual GRU real or fake or just one that I made up got it got it and if you I’m going to go through 15 of these groups and if you miss more than four then you have to join one of the group’s I found on the site and that is well give you the certificate in a second because you’re going to lose it’s the Los Angeles Klingon meetup group fake meet Los Angeles area fans to discuss Klingon costuming makeup props the language everything Klingon glorious no dues few rules no dudes no dudes just ladies no dues few rules so if you don’t get a passing grade on this you have to join that group Klingon if you win I’m gonna join the group and you know what they meet around here they need read this part of Los Angeles they’re accessible to us yes we could go to a meeting we know you you go to a meeting all right here we go link with no further ado not you tell me I know nothing about clean so I’m just gonna say the name of the group then I’m gonna read from the website just a quick description okay okay uh the main trash runners ever notice how much trash there is when you’re out on the morning walk jog run bike ride hike skip etc well there is a lot that’s where the main trash runners come in that is a legitimate group yes correct here we go scrap rubber art makers are you a fan of rubber we host a monthly meet and greet showcase for artists and designers working with Ekron produce vulcanized rubber not a group are you a fan of rubber all right Ling – four – I better get my Klingon costume ready I love the way you lie that yeah I know the intricacies of it it’s like me and Rihanna eastside schnauzers we are a group of schnauzer owners of all sizes who love to see our bearded bushy eyebrow companions play with other beardy bushy eyebrows eyebrow friends in a safe secure area and swapped entertaining schnauzer story where is this I don’t have any idea where these are I do think this is for reals bearded schnauzers yeah true yeah you’re good at this maybe you should join a group yeah aging hipsters into new music do you listen to new bands but feel too old to go to their shows or do you tend to go but feel weird about being the oldest person there the solution is to go together we can strategize ways to stay up beyond our bedtimes I totally know you wrote this one because that’s what you are an aging hipster Falls not a group actual group and that’s the true group man aging hipsters into new music really yes boys who like HBO’s girls are you a Hannah Marnie Jessa or Shosh most likely you’re an Adam rare Charlie we meet every month to discuss the show how it parallels the Chicago’s 20s scene 20s has never seen the show it’s set in the 20s no 20-somethings man Oh yes that is a group Oh made it up son yeah if it wasn’t even humorous exactly hunky babies are you a punky or freaky parent of a brand-new little one we love all things punk-rock and want to share that with our children as a punky parent myself I’m saying yes this is a group and you better get bling on face makeup ready I’ve seen pictures on the internet of punky babies with like face tattoos and these people are out there hey I need to get the party mystery you can only miss one more I’m gonna change it up I’m gonna give you you can miss too buddy you only got to get 10 right or else I’m joining the group okay Bay Area ghost hunters meet fellow paranormal researchers near you we meet at least once a month at a haunted location somewhere in the San Francisco Bay Area to socialize okay true that’s the group yeah you’re right ya don’t want to be a part of it but so you can miss five all right miss six yep still got two two myths is that correct okay caller Colorado Springs nudists Colorado Springs nudists is a family-oriented nudists group that is open to all who enjoy a clothing free lifestyle or activities as well as those who are new but interested in experiencing the world around them in the nude family oriented naked families link do you want to be a part of that no I don’t want to be a part of it but I don’t have to worry about that because it’s fake and it exists ah next time you’re in Colorado Springs look them up des Moines and stay away des moines backyard poultry meetup group you just might be surprised at how many people living in your neighborhood have pet chickens we are excited you have visited with us today and we hope you join our group where is this Des Moines not a group false it is an actual group okay so you’ve missed five you cannot miss another one and there’s five more all right Latham embracing GOG maligned in Western culture but embrace and encourage the world over geology is the practice of eating earthier or sorta like substances such as clay and chalk we meet monthly to share experiences and taste soil samples each member brings I know that this is a true thing that you think you know a lot about so you wrote something false about it correct it’s false the snake whisperers I began humane conscious work with snakes as my teachers after a Vision Quest of Montana I have a stunning collection over 33 surface of all sizes from around the world and offer opportunities to meditate and hold these serpent guides the snake whispers real group yes it is a real group can you believe that yeah I’m coming on strong here three more to go I’m gonna get them all right smiles turned upside down skeptical society meet local skeptics are fun exploratory adventures even if you’re not sold on the skepticism as skepticism as a way of life and are just curious you’re welcome sounds legit I’m gonna say not legit yeah drama okay all right you got to get these last caught on there’s three give a man an inch and he’s gonna take an inchworm okay Monster High doll collectors of Maryland I love Monster High dolls I’ve been a collector since 2010 I thought maybe it would be nice to get together and go doll hunting watch movies and talk about Monster High sounds fun sounds fake but not really I’d say real correct Oh coming on strong link yep yo Joe re-enactors Hudson Hall is where we meet to plot world domination we’re all fans of GI Joe and this is a group dedicated to eradicating Cobra helped us reenact and analyze some of the biggest battles from GI Joe episodes faults whoa don’t comes down to the last question helmets all the time we love helmets and we love visitors we have members who collect helmets and even some who wear helmets while driving cars Ralph even sleeps in one okay this is I hope this is false so that you have to join the klingon group oh yeah but you join a group I win I win I win no Klingon for me but it might go just to laugh at him but then I’ll be in a corner you came on so strong from a distance cuz I want to be part of the group now I have to put this asked for my own name and certificate of membership now you’re really gonna register on the site it’s not just this I’m going to join the site you know what time it is my name is Candice from California it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality alright here’s my certificate of membership to the Los Angeles Klingon meetup group I’m gonna join you I have to go to a meeting I want to report I could look like a pretty good red is paranoid that link is going to get naked well you know I’m a I’m a phone on airport mode on yeah oh no no no not in here you got to go to Colorado Springs to do that kind of thing with your family I’m just taking my phone off airport mode what did you think I was gonna leave you would get nude because it’s been on my mind not you lived but you know just Colorado Springs in that whole group with my arm is it you know I got a repo keep your shirt on in here buddy I mean come on now I’ve got a place you you think this is I’m just scratching out a nudist camp so the nudist colony thing that was Rio right there’s resorts you can go to dirty but you’re not supposed to bring your kids I bet think he’d get arrested for that in America

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