GMMore 287: How to Stop Hitting the Snooze Button – Good Mythical More

look that way that’s the way a shark coming at us Oh kill the shark kill my kill the shark kill kill kill I’m gonna follow this blood trail back now going back home and I’m gonna NordicTrack trapped NordicTrack isn’t it a track touring tract it’s like a pamphlet you hand out the people who you want to you know I’ll tell them about God I’m not gonna help you up if that’s what you’re looking for no madam for anything okay yeah I am oh goodness here we go let’s put this back you really did you destroyed our is our is our set totally off whack now look at this here right well we have marks what about your um what about your back here cuz I mean oh my back feels good these days doesn’t you bullet as well here we active and all the endings I think that looks well no I mean aren’t you can every time you do something like that it’s a risk of no not going out for not falling back like that it’s bending over and reaching for something or lifting something that causes my back problems so you’ve mastered like the stuntman fall thank you no I didn’t say that but I can fall out of a chair slowly which is basically what just happened I’m really good at that what do you think about this squirrel man what do you think about him you know this was a little bit sad first of all do you think that this is the same squirrel do you think that this is a pair of hands for squirrel give them to me what are you like a squirrel expert same squirrel really I don’t think so I don’t think so I think they just cut off all the little squirrel feet put them in a basket and in his make earrings out well what happened to the rest of the squirrel I think is the question well and you don’t really you don’t really eat squirrel people do you have to assume that the place that that this person got these squirrel feet is a place that is dealing with the full squirrel carcass you know I’m saying this is like a mountain place that you go in like West Virginia and there I guarantee you that these squirrels are eaten where did where did this come from again this came from Arkansas seek Arkansas so this is what happens at this place in Arkansas right where these feet came from the people kill the squirrels is there a story with this because yeah they bring them in I’m telling you there’s a story I’m telling it to you right now and they bring them in bed time like a myth and no because I watch this thing on the on Food Network the other day about a resort in West Virginia that you can get all kinds of squirrel get a pole focus on those you can get all kinds of squirrel meat and like squirrel stroganoff and stuff and so this squirrel was eaten this fur was sold at a gift shop his uh his head was mounted on one of those little fake taxidermy things his feet are now in the earrings I mean this is what we call the American economy right here this is this is a symbol of nothing going to waste right here now speaking of nothing going to waste you should wear them you have earring holes so you can’t that cannot be read little known fact about read on if you if you like this ear loves looking just look at them and say that I had earrings can you look from there I don’t know I don’t know that you knew this but he had earrings in both ears I did in college I did never warn you these here let me see if I’m done it’ll bleed I had an earring our here back under my I have one up here oh yeah you see you you had do you think that’s funny yet I have one earring up here yeah I totally forgot about that yeah uh eighteen seventeen you got that in high school eight yeah the senior year and he was like covered up with a bowl cut so you never saw it no it’s when I had a bleached white hair really like the Tyler Oakley I had that way back in way back in the late boy while he was born you had that yeah yep it hurt too I mean to get this done do you still have a hole up there I have like a just not I’m not just do it in here there’s like a you think you could re-enter it you put that thing on no it’s like a it’s like a dynamited mineshaft you can’t ever get back in there huh I think I’m gonna go back to it to earrings I’ll be cool well I got the perfect earring see to see if it’ll go in there I can’t do that I’m not that committed to this cause

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