it’s time to end your addiction to the snooze button let’s talk about that good mythical morning you asked us questions on the internet Facebook Twitter all types of places we’re gonna answer them hopefully you’ll be satisfied if not a question find a new source the questions are requests for advice if you don’t like our advice ask your parents ask your friend ask some ask a man on the street a bum ask a bum oh girl your girlfriend I did a ting a bum all the better ah t who’s Vic asks on Twitter link I need some advice on how to get up early without pressing the snooze button for a million times now it’s interesting my alarm didn’t go off at all this morning that’s probably an exaggeration which is why no it didn’t go off at all no a million times nobody does this yeah yeah that that’s why I was late to pick you up yeah yeah I waited on the curb oh boy I am pretty much addicted to the snooze button on my phone I have to I have to find it and then hit the little snooze thing on my phone on the bedside street I have 30 minutes of snoozing every morning I’m ready to break this cycle um 30 minutes a day huh yeah it’s it’s a problem you’re weak so I’ve been thinking about this I’m glad that you asked auti I think that we because I’m talking about us here this is a problem we can solve together I think we need to have a punitive snooze button when you hit the snooze button it punishes you like it shocks you if my phone or your alarm clock could really inflict pain it’s pav la vie you know have low vien what you just wouldn’t you just get rid of the snooze button like take it off of it like don’t have it but then you but then you’d never wake up but if you’re not gonna press it it’s like it’s not even there that’s just just an observation yeah you got to get up I guess you’re saying I would just there’s only there’s a weakness in your plan yeah you wanna hear what I got all right oh yeah you got something better I I think you got to move away from the mechanism all together you know I think you cannot rely on the machine you have to I own a person mmm ie wake up call people will let you down not according to my plan first of all if you’re a rich person most of you or not you can get somebody you can call you can get a wake up call service that’s really loud and annoying and they will they will keep calling you until you get up and be like this are you up hey hey hey buddy hey get up yeah yeah I got a hotel room but in your house yeah very offensive wake-up call services look it up now most people can afford that but what you can’t afford is blackmail and what I mean by that is you’ve got a friend who you everyone knows something about a friend that they don’t want to get out to the public blackmail a friend into being your wake up call er like pictures some so get some pictures of your now my wake up call er that’s that’s it what it was we’re always going we got nothing you got nothing I got a lot on you you have photos I think I think it should be we you should create a life-or-death situation that when if you were to hit the snooze it would no no let’s get rid of the snooze and let’s just say when your alarm clock goes off cause you said get rid of the snooze okay the alarm clock as it goes off it lights a fuse which then leads to something that will incinerate your whole house that’s news fuse this news fuse that if you don’t get off fuse calm get it linked now if you don’t get up and put out the fuse you’re you there’s gonna be a fire really yeah and that’s an ugly way to go great idea link you redeemed yourself km another 1k Malad asks on Twitter yeah I have so much free time need some ideas it’s nothing productive I can do mr. boy you’ve got time to write yeah yeah I have so much free time yeah I think they were like yeah I got a question yeah I got so much free time in these foam sculpture it’s something I’ve been meaning to get into something I don’t have time for seriously I don’t know how I stumbled across this foam sculpture you said you don’t have free time but you have enough time to stumble upon something called foam sculpture it was so amazing just search foams just google foam sculpture what is it it’s foam sculpture what do you mean foams go get a block of foam and then you get this hot wire and you through an it cuts it like butter and you can make anything dinosaurs you can make anything that you can imagine and then you paint it what what bye whoa I hold on now this is like the best idea I’ve ever had well I I think you need to do some if you have a free time you need to do something for the betterment of society people love art you need to come up with a cause that you can build a movement around something like here’s the thing I thought of as an example edible popsicle sticks start a movement when you get down to that popsicle stick that it’s not wooden you dope you just keep on eating nope that makes society better you can start a Facebook group or whatever the kids do these no way that that hasn’t already been done now such a good idea yeah I like this news I googled it and some some middle schooler has invented it already so poof too late you missed you missed the boat on the edible popsicle sticks but that’s my point exactly he had free time the middle schooler came up with it you can be a zillion if you come up with something that the society wants but a movement you asked for the mail song to come back we do have some mail and we’re gonna give you the mail song you know what know what day it is and know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means man if something’s really meaningful to you or you can snail mail it to us you write a song about sub this I’m in your free time red link calm slash contact is where you get the information to do that dear rhett and Link my name is Connor Marshall from Houston Texas I dreamt that we Rhett link and myself were doctors in the delivery room I at first was shocked to see y’all and then was even more shocked to discover we were delivering babies shocking knowing y’all as who you are I asked if it was a good idea for us to be delivering babies good question this was Rhett response to my question quote we’re from the south in quote can you interpret this dream yes Connor I am glad that you have shared this with us and first of all judging by your by your handwriting here um adolescent you don’t look like you’re old enough to have made babies yourself or to be an obstetrician well I think that’s you know that’s where the amateur dream interpreter would go on this one link they would say okay he this guy has a dream to be an obstetrician no no nobody actually dreams to do that it just kind of happens after you go to medical school and run out of ideas really what this is about is that Connor feels like a baby himself he feels like don’t talk to me talk to Connor you feel like Connor you feel like a baby and you are looking to deliver yourself to the next stage of life and you’re scared you like a little confidence it’s okay we all go there sometimes and the thing that you’re hoping you can hold on to is the fact that you’re from the south and let me tell you son you can bank on that it’s going to help you it makes you a better person than all the other people from the north of the West it’s the best place in the world and it should give you the confidence to move with with confidence to the next stage of life and if that is to be an obstetrician boy you go for it we’ll be there when you deliver your first baby that’s why we’re there because at that point your life will show up somehow I don’t know how this can but we would be manifested we may be manifested none of that none of that was solid I think ultimately what he has a desire for southerners to deliver their own babies like these West Coasters do you know out here women deliver their babies and bathtubs without the aid of debt you just have these things called doulas free birthing that’s not a southern thing a free birthing we 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