
I love milk maybe we should move to North Dakota you know it’s funny I was poured milk into my cereal this morning as I do with my cereal often and something about you with here because you know I eat cereal here and it was a brand new milk thing but it smelled a little funny you know when you get one bad milk experience at least for the next few weeks you’re constantly thinking is this is this sour is it going to happen again there’s like some paranoia associated with it yeah paranoia but you have to learn to differentiate between bad milk and bad side milk big difference side milk side milk when you when you inside of a milk container their sides and there was once milk on the sides and sometimes there’s little remnants of milk that are still on the sides and they go bad because they’re very thin they can’t hold up you know and so sometimes you reaching them the good milk is on the bottom side milk has gone mad you smell it you smell through the side milk to the good milk sometimes the only way to do it is to pour the good milk out into a cup and smell it lots of good milk has been wasted because of bad side milk link and that’s why when you smell the top of it you really smell in the top milk yeah not even the side milk right but you didn’t mention that top milk there’s not a lot of top milk because but that’s what you smell yeah then you’re smelling the milk you’re smelling top milk there’s not a lot of top milk though because it stuck because of gravity and not to mention the fact that once you are eating what you’ve deemed to be good milk then you start to think you just ate them that you drink it by the way this came from well it depends on what state it’s unless it’s frozen you start to think this came from a cow the inside of a cow came out of the teat of a cow yeah it’s milk I know but if you think of it in a certain way it’s kind of like looking at a word that you know how it’s spelled but you keep looking at it looking at it until it comes not a word and if you keep thinking about milk it becomes something that you don’t desire to consume that’s why I don’t drink milk around cows I don’t care about hurting their feelings no for me but you do have to wonder about the first guy who decided that he was going to suck on that teat oh I don’t think that’s how it happened and if it started if that’s how it started I’m having no part in it how do you think it started how do you think it started I think there was a dude who saw a bass squirted in a know what yeah he saw no he didn’t he saw a baby cow I guarantee you this is how it started is all I don’t even don’t describe it 15,000 years ago there was a little baby cow on a teat and he was like I’m hungry and thirsty all at the same time how do I set to try this and then he did it and no one called him and he was like should I tell anybody about this in fact you’re probably happened for generations just one guy sneaking off and I know it was a dude it wasn’t a woman his his last his last name was Borden no it was much earlier at it was before last names his name was like or and and that name was for and he did it and he was like I wonder if punk is going to find out about this and later in life he was strong with you man do you think your eye muscles are connected to your tongue here’s like today I’m gonna tell hunk about this song was like it’s good idea or and that’s why and that’s why there’s more than one teat is that why there’s more than one teat multiple so that Horan hump can get their milk in tandem yep history class kids
