Will we have a “Good Mythical Morning” in complete darkness? Let’s talk about that? “Good Mythical Morning!” As you can see, we can’t, because we are cloaked in complete darkness. You took a deep breath. I’m breathing in all the air. Because I have to hold my breath when it’s dark. You know me. We’re doing this again. We don’t know what we’re doing. We’re about to find out. It’s time for, Are You A Game in the Dark? Okay, boys, per ush’ in the dark, I am not in the room with you. I am in fact in a lit room where I can see things. Every round of today’s episode is a different game. I’m gonna break your wrist. Points escalate at the end. The loser will be punished. Are you ready for your first game? Yes! It’s time for 100 years of Pizza Hut. Ah. Okay, boys, you’re about to taste an item from Pizza Hut, then shuffle your pucks to the decade in which you think it was first introduced. Rhett, you won the most recent round of this game, so you’re gonna go first. And just to give you a little bit of help, the most recent decades are closest to you, and the older decades are closer to the back of the shuffleboard and the decades range from the 2020s to the 1930s. Right, ’cause we’re further away from that in time. Whoa. ♪ I’ve opened this pizza ♪ ♪ And I took a slice out ♪ I took a smell. And with my heightened sense of smell, because I am devoting all of my sight to my nose, it stinks. It stinks. You’re eating it? I can hear. I’m sending my eye powers to my ears. And I can hear that you’re eating. Is it anchovy stuffed crust pizza? No. It’s something that you both like, actually. Link surprisingly really likes this thing. I think you’re smelling something from somewhere else. Not this pizza. Is there a stink for later? No, no. I think you are smelling the stink. But it’s just that you do like this thing that’s on the pizza. Sausage. What did you say? Sausage. I like sausage on a pizza. I don’t like stink on a pizza. Stink on pizza don’t make me horny. Well, I was assuming that there was a seafood stink. You called it pizza. Oh, shrimp. Shrimp on a pizza. Shrimp. Why is it such a stinky shrimp? Yeah, it’s shrimp. It’s Pizza Hut shrimp pizza. It’s good once you start tasting it. It’s bad when you smell it. I don’t know. I need to see it in order to like it. Are you both wearing white slacks today? No. I think I’m wearing brown slacks. I’m wearing blue jean. Hey. Wow, okay. These are white? Yeah, you both look like you’re wearing white slacks. Link, where’d you go? Dookie brown. Last night I went to a restaurant and they brought fish to the table and everybody was like, “Ooh, that’s the fishiest smelling fish we’ve ever smelled.” And then we ate it and we were like, “It actually doesn’t taste fishy. That’s weird.” Now the same thing is happening to me in this life. Wow. You mean the tomorrow life? Wow. Okay, wait, but Rhett’s gonna go first, so. Yeah, you don’t need to do anything except stay there. Okay. Where’s the thing? Rhett, you’re gonna wanna go to the other side of the door and go, go, go. Yep. Oh, I can use this. Okay. I’m gonna help you out here. This is the back of the board. Okay. Am I on my thing now? Sure. You’re cheating, man. Don’t be asking questions. But there’s no rule that says you can’t touch the thing. Make sure your thing’s on it. Shrimp pizza Pizza Hut is not a thing. Here’s the thing about that. As you might recall, Link, back when we were young boys, I almost fainted when I got back up. You were down? I was down and now I’m up. But I’m okay. I’m not gonna go down again. All right. You’re seeing stars? Nope. I’m not seeing anything. Put your hands on your knees. I’m good now. When we were young boys and we were in high school, we would go to the Pizza Hut, when Link? When? After the football game. Yes. And who would be there in his letter jacket? Glen. Glen, yes Big Glen. Big Glen. I think he’s a defensive player. And he would eat so much pizza and we would all look at him and be like, “Man, he plays football and he eats pizza.” He’s cooler than us. “What doesn’t he have?” Right. A girlfriend was one thing. No, actually, he was a relationship. Anyway. He ain’t sought after a girlfriend. He never, ever had shrimp on his pizza. No, he didn’t. So it didn’t happen in the 90s. They’ve been doing this recently. So I’m gonna put this at the tip of the spear, my friend. I have no idea what direction I’m supposed to be going. Okay, tip of the spear. Tip of the spear. Well, up, up. I can hear it. Wow. I don’t know. It felt like it went too far, man. I didn’t hear it bump. It didn’t bump? I’m gonna do the cool thing I usually do where I let it go and you catch it, okay? Hold on. Well I gotta get there. Here. Three, two, one. Did you get it? Oh, oh, oh yeah. I got it. Okay, I’m making my way back. I’m gonna go this way. Are you making your way downtown, like that singer from the 90s? You didn’t like the pizza. I like shrimp pizza when it’s light outside. I want another bite of a new piece. Here we go. You littered on this pizza. Okay, okay. I figured it out. What’s your strategy? What do you know about pizza? I know that the first shrimp pizza that I had was at California Pizza Kitchen at South Point Mall in Durham, North Carolina. And that was, Not Pizza Hut. In 2003. And I think Pizza Hut followed that. It was after that. Yeah. So I think this was in 2010. And then they stopped doing it, because they had to really regroup. So what are you trying to do? I’m trying to bump you away from the tip of the spear. I feel like I’m well past the tip of the spear. So are you bumping? I’m going to… A bump in the dark has gotta be worth it. Hush! Find it. Here we go. Here we go. A bump in the dark. I’m gonna go straight on. I feel like… A bump in the dark is worth two in the bush. Right. And then what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna stop short of you, but. Okay. Whoa. Huh? What? What? Hey, what? You know, I think you might have settled, right at the tip of the spear. I think you may have done the thing that you wanted to do. I feel like I went too hard. I don’t know. Good. It’s still to the left of me. So that means I think the tip of the spear is right here. I think you might be right on the tip of the spear. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. After the very first Pizza Hut was founded in 1958, brothers Dan and Frank Carney, no relation to Matt Carney, allegedly, wasted no time franchising the chain with Pizza Hut rapidly expanding to hundreds of locations over the next decade. Along with more typical offerings like pepperoni, those early Pizza Huts also featured shrimp as a topping, which means the Pizza Hut shrimp pizza first hit the scene in the 1960s. What? What? That’s crazy early! And Link’s puck did indeed float back to the top. Is this me? Yeah. Which means Rhett gets the point because he’s closest to the back of the board. No, but you were wrong! That was wrong, but I was so right! 1960s! Bumps in the dark. Okay, you ready for the next game? Ah! Ah! It’s time for, can we guess what’s in this vintage can? Okay, boys. So you know how sometimes we ordered old canned foods off the internet and then you open them and then you eat them? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this time you’re doing that, but you’re going to try and guess what’s in the can, because you can’t see anything at all. And I will say for safety reasons, we have opened the can for you. So the can’s in front of Rhett, but it has an open top. So watch your fingies in case there’s any sharpness. And this round’s worth two points. And it’s from the 70s. Oh, it’s from the 70s? Mm. So are we! And it’s been opened? Yeah. We opened it, for safety reasons. We wanna make sure it was okay. I’m not bogs. I’m not bogs in it too hard. All right. I’m waft it towards my face, and then I’ll put it in front of you and you can waft it to your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you wanna do a double waft. We can put cheek to cheek and I could double waft. Well, you wanna do cheek to cheek? I don’t wanna. It seems like you wanna do cheek to cheek. No, I don’t wanna do it. I’m just saying. I’m not your lady in red. Okay. Oh. Is it first a guess? I just touched. You touched it! No, no, no, ’cause you can taste it. And I’m gonna give you a three, two, one. But how do you know we can taste it? Because that’s why we opened it, ’cause we wanna make sure it was safe. Oh, I have a bowl too. You have a bowl? You have your own bowl? No you don’t. I have two spoons. Here’s a spoon. Okay, here we go. Oh! That’s a good pour. I could tell. It’s still coming. It’s still coming. It’s still coming. Okay. All right. The 70s are still coming. I really wish I could see, because what you’re saying makes me feel weird. Is it still coming? Oh, it’s getting lighter. I think it’s still coming. The more you beat it, the more comes out. All right. And then it’s over. It’s, okay, can I just say? No. I know what it smells like. We can’t talk because we can’t see. It smells like peas. Okay, I’m gonna get some and I have some on my spoon. Okay. And it also leaked on my hand. I have some on my spoon. It has not leaked on my hand. And we’re going to dink it. And dink it. We missed. And we’re going to sink it. We sink it. Ha! What? Oh. Is it supposed to burn a little bit? I think it’s bean sprouts. Peas. Green beans. It’s bean sprouts. I was gonna give you a three, two, one, but. Oh! It’s bean sprouts! It’s bean sprouts. Okay. I think the issue is that Rhett, you don’t have anything on your spoon. Oh. That is an issue. And Link has a really large amount of it. Oh, so they touched him. It was like a little squiggly. It was very scary. Which is why I am they huddling with my can. They had beans sprouts in the 70s? I thought they came out with those like in the 90s. Like the health people came out with those. Yeah. The health people. Yeah, they came out with those in the 90s, huh? Why do they call ’em cans? Why do they call boobies cans? Because you can. And you should. Right? Because if you can, you should. No, because if you’ve got consent, you can. Can sent. Consent is important. It’s not, hey, it’s not the 70s anymore. If you can sent, you should. That’s right. That’s why they call ’em that. That’s right. I’m gonna give this one a one. Okay, well you got two points for guessing the right thing, and Rhett has one point. And the next round is worth three points. Oh, how do I have a point? Because you won the first round. We can do it. Oh, I was gonna say, hold on. How many cans have there been? Have there been more than two cans? No! The first game! You won the first game and this one’s the second game. Hold on. There was peas and then there was bean sprouts. And I don’t know why it’s working this way. What? Remember the last episode when we did shuffleboard? Well, that wasn’t an episode. That was just moments ago. Exactly. It was a round. That’s why we’re so disoriented. It was a round. Okay, you ready for the third round slash game that will determine the winner and loser? Yeah. If we can sent, we should. It’s time for, spell your name with food. Spooky, spooky, spooky season is here. And Spooky Marathon is happening tonight on Mythical 24/7. That of course is our television channel where it is constantly running Mythical content. But tonight, it’s running a marathon of Halloween, Good Mythical content. Can you take it? Well, you might wanna find out. It’s on Amazon, Roku, Samsung, and many, many more places. Can you take it? Can you take it? Can you take it? Or are you too wussy? Bend over, you little wussy. So for this final round, all you have to do is spell your names R. In front of you, there is a carousel and it’s loaded with different containers of different foods. So each food starts with a different letter. So you’re gonna identify the foods that begin with the letters of your name and put them in the order. And to make things fair, Link, you have to spell Link N. So there’s, you know, an additional letter in there. Lincoln. Hold on, hold on. Not Lincoln. Well hold on. Link. N, and an N. He only has four letters in his name. One, two, three. That’s not true. Four, five. How many Ts have you got? I counted them on my fingers. Well, a T is a T, man. Yeah, but an N is an N. But I gotta find two Ns, you gotta find two Ts. I mean, backwards. It’s dark, remember? So the first to spell their name. I got four letters, he’s got four letters. No! Five. No. No. First to, he’s already started. Smell it up. Listen, you’re not gaslighting me this time. What the crap? Why is it so tall? Oh! Hold on. But what could this even be? This is radishes. Here, you want the R? Yes, yes. Here you go. Yes. You take that. But I don’t even know. What? Okay. Who did that? I don’t know. And then this is halloumi. Do you want this? I don’t know what to, hold on. I don’t understand, am I supposed to unscrew this? Yes! I don’t wanna touch it. I’m just smelling it. Hmm. Ew. Oh, I know what that is. Ew. Ew. Can I taste it? Oh. You can do whatever you want. My name doesn’t have a P in it. What is this? I’m scared. I’m scared of it. I don’t know what that is. Let’s please- Oh, whoa! That was pungent! Hold on. There’s not a P in my, oh! I feel like there’s something on the ground, but I don’t know what it is and I’m gonna forget about it for a second. What is this pungency? Okay. Well it tastes good though. What is this? What is that? It’s rotten. Rotten, R. Yep. That’s the start of your name. Ugh! Ugh! What is that? This is shoe polish. Hey, this is the highest smelling crap I’ve ever smelled in my life. That’s right. I got some powder over here. It’s so cheesy. Now I’ll say Link, are you, ’cause you have multiple ones that are open and I don’t know if you remember what’s what or where the tops are for anything. I’m demoralized. Oh, that smells good. See that? I’m spelling my name. You are. Okay. You’re choosing, okay. I just wanna make sure that you were, all right. Oh, what is that? What is that? This is I-N-K. There’s not a J in that. I’m so scared right now. There’s not a J in my name. Jalapeno. Okay. Oh, this is sweet. Hmm. There’s not a P in my name. I’m gonna use my other hand for this one. This is just, oh, this is just liquid? Grapes. It’s a big grape. Ooh. This better not be an eyeball. It’s a squared off grape. I don’t understand what’s happening. It’s so spicy. What? There’s not a spice. There’s not an S in my name. I’m so scared! Are you scared? No, I’m just confused. Oh, I know what this is. This is cilantro. Charles, Charles. There’s isn’t a C in my name. Charles. C? There’s not a C in either one of our names. Oh. Well, they’re decoy jars. Ha, ha. See? And I’ve found one. Can we be eating? Yeah, you can be eating. Oh, who did that? Okay, hold on, hold on. What? What? Okay, I’m coming over there to grab a jar. You don’t have to panic. But the jars, I’m spelling my name. Yep. Oh, what is this? Oh my gosh. Ah! Oh, that’s nice. Oh, you want me to help you? This is a date. This is an L right here in my hand. It’s an L. I’m just being being your friend. Lettuce? Oh, what is that? Grapes. Nope, it’s lychee. Oh yeah! Lychee. Now help me out a little bit. Now look, okay. Oh! This right here. Oh! Look, this right here. Yep. Take it. Huh? That’s a date. All right, so L for lychee. And then what is this? Well, it’s not a date. Cilantro, I don’t want that. I’ll give you that. Is it a fig? No. It tastes like a date. What are these? This is some sort of cheese. I hate this. Is it eat ’em cheese? What? I don’t know what this is. No, this is feta. This is cheese too. I’m looking for something that starts with an I. And this is powder. Okay, so there are three jars that you’ve knocked off the carousel into the front of the carousel. Okay, and we need those. Are there decoys? Yes. Oh! I said that! Okay. Thanks Stevie! Could you hand me that? Yeah, this one. This one actually smells good. Okay. It doesn’t smell good. No, it doesn’t. What do you think it is? I have to touch it. Hey, we gotta work together. Yeah. We can’t compete. It might just be human skin. What? What do you think this powder is? Why is it so big? Scallop. It’s a scallop, Link. That’s a decoy. Yeah. Here, what about this? This is just powder. I’m putting decoys to the side. It’s under your nose. Is that rutabaga? I’ve already got R. And I think I might have a T. What is this? I need an H. What is it? Oh! What is it? Oh my god. I hate this so bad! Is it all edible? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this? Oh, this is ice cream. It’s a ectoplasma? Oh, yeah. Why was I so scared of this? I don’t know what that is. Vanilla. What’s this? L-I-V, upside down is an N. The top. Golly, the thing that smells so bad. What could that be? L-I-N, V upside down is N. And then I’m going with… Well, but Link, what did you say it was? Oh, ice cream is a I. I thought you had already figured that out. I was like, why is he still going on that? I thought I already had I, so I’ve got I. L-I. N. What is that? I’m looking for N. Is that eyeballs? Mustard. No, but you could help your buddy out with that one. Yeah, yeah. Tustard. Give it to me. It’s one of your Ts right here. What do you think that is? Rustard? Is it rustard? I don’t need R. Is it tustard? Originally, I was supposed to give you 60 seconds for this. Oh yeah. Thanks for the vote of confidence. We are so dumb in the dark. L-I. Wait, is it ham? L-I, and is this K? Oh, what is it that has mustard in it? I’m gonna stick with this. This is kimchi. Okay. Yeah, tartar. So L-I-K, I’ve got lick. So all I need is N. I feel pretty close. Am I pretty close? Well, tell me what you got. I got R. Touch R. R. R? I don’t even have choices. There’s one more still in front of the carousel. Oh, and then there’s one that you dropped on the ground ’cause, yeah. Is it one that I need? It’s one that one of you needs. Oh, this one. Then I’m not getting it. Oh. That’s my ankle. It’s hairy. Found something. And dates. Dates is a decoy. D for decoy. Oh, what is this? R-H-E-T-T. You’re close, but no. Okay. L-I-N-K. You got Link. You got Link. And I don’t know if you dropped the other N or there just wasn’t an N. Yep, I don’t think there was. Now this is a, What is this? Now I can’t tell you what this is. Okay, I’m being told… Jalapeno starts with an H. Clock it. Jalapeno. I’m being told the N is elsewhere. I don’t know what, you both are essentially missing a letter because, yeah, it’s okay. Our names have the same number of letters! Okay, well that’s not true. It is true! It’s true! Okay, well then I guess you’ve tied, but we only have one punishment hat ’cause we only thought there was gonna be one loser. So if you wanna reach under the desk. Well, but I already lost. I’ve already been under there. I was down two to one going into this. I’m gonna tell you right now- Okay. Wasn’t I? Well then good, because, okay. Yeah. There ain’t nothing under there. Well, no actually, Link, wait. This is the punishment hat, so I guess it would Rhett’s, what you’re finding right now is, yeah. There’s nothing under there. Oh, god! It’s deep under. I’ve been told it’s deep. Why is it so deep, guys? Why is it so deep? Why do we have to go so deep. Dates are deep. I’m a loser. Is this the comedy that you hoped for? Yeah. Can’t you hear it in my voice? Yeah, I think we’ve really done it. Thanks for, you know, all that you do for us. Keep doing all that you do for us, and we’ll keep doing all we do for you. And sharing this video and the things that you do that we cannot remember because it’s dark. You know what time it is. I’m Skylar. And I’m Clay. And we’re 300 meters below the ground in an Austrian assault wagon. And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. Is it as dark there as it is here? I don’t know. Oh, you got a flashlight? Yes! For the big sendoff. For a mythical employee who is retiring and moving on to greener pastures, Robin Wak, LaCroix sommelier. Thank you Robin for telling us all about those LaCroixs. And keeping us away from the coconut. It was money well spent. Now click that top link to watch us discuss what we would rather do in the dark. Stream Halloween marathons of “Good Mythical Morning” on Mythical 24/7, Tuesdays on Amazon, Roku, Samsung and more.