What can you buy with $1,500 at Spirit Halloween? Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning! Spirit Halloween, the iconic Halloween costume, prop and decor store has a reputation for selling some weird stuff. So we gave our crew too much money and sent ’em on a quest to find the best of that unusual stuff. It’s time for Ranked, Spirit Halloween Shopping Spree Edition! Please welcome the star of Dispatches from Myrtle Beach, Charles! Yay! What’s up, Dad? Oh, same old thing. Come out here and y’all try to work me to death. Yeah, you’re not supposed to say that. Is that a formal complaint? Okay, boys. That’s not a complaint. I enjoyed it but I’ve been here and had a good time. And it’s always good to see all the people that work for you, and I’ve enjoyed it. Okay. See how sweet that is? I know. We gave everyone, including Charles $375 to spend at Spirit Halloween on whatever they thought would make for the most impressive haul. They’re gonna show us what they got starting with Emily. Hi. Hey. Hey. We’re glad that you’re here too, Emily. Oh, thank you. So nice. I know you’re not my dad. Oh, I mean, this is such a privilege. Rachel, Vinny, I know you guys aren’t my dad either, but we’re also glad that you’re here. I’m glad they get to experience Charles for the first time today. This is great. That would be correct. What you got, Emily? Okay. First of all, I’m a scarecrow. And my outfit was 49.99. Oh. Which I think is steep. I have a butt load of spooky babies. We got, this guy’s good. Oh. Ooh. I just found out what the ticking of a biological clock is through this. Boy, it’s loud now. This guy’s cool, yeah. You want one. I feel motherly vibes. Good God. Oh, look at that. Let’s see. Well. I mean, what else do you need? Maybe another baby. Yeah. Well, should I keep ’em all on? Yes. Yes, please. All right. We’ll just keep ’em all on. Yes, please. Just set it down there. Yeah. And we got- It’s a purple one. This one who’s definitely the buddy. Oh, this is a sibling. Okay. This is a sibling. This is a sibling and this one does stuff too. Two purples. This is from the same line? Yes. This is the The Prada of- Yeah. Yeah. Demon babies. Demon baby. There you go. That one. Come here. Oh. Come here. Keep an eye on them. Oh, good. Come to Papa. That one has a bow so you know it’s a girl. They’re teething. So watch your toes. That’s right. And then we got fentanyl fold, baby. Oh God. Come on, Emily. And I don’t know. What? Emily. Come on. What? Come on. Oh, right. Yeah. You can never start too young, you know? Could you just call it yoga baby? Oh my God. Turn it around. That ain’t yoga. Let it see the- That ain’t yoga. Let it see the world. And then this one. Oh no. Yeah. I mean, I like- What’s coming out of her mouth? They can all entertain themselves. And this one doesn’t need to do anything ’cause it’s got stuff in it’s…. It’s got accessories. Are those bugs? Well, and no, no. It’s like barbed wire. Oh yeah. Oh, it’s a baby chewing on barbed wire. You know how those zombie babies do. Yeah. But it’s, you know, it’s organic. Okay. So it’s okay. This one’s upset. This one only says, “Da-da”, which I think is rude. Dang. ‘Cause I am it’s mother. Now I’m saving_ Yeah. Yeah. Charles likes it. Saving the best for last. Does that remind you of Link when he was a baby? A little bit. Yeah. I held my breath a lot. All right. Okay. Oh, yes. The gluttonous baby. The glass gluttonous baby. Oh. Oh. That’s glass- Glass shards in the ice cream. Glass shards. And one in the forehead. Yeah. I mean, you can’t hang out too close to the window, you know? But- Can I get a closer look at this? Absolutely. My child! Okay. I would like to point out that… It’s still- Oh, no. It still works. Where did that leg go? I’m sorry. It’s gone. I’m sorry, Hitch. Okay. All right. We got the last one here. Now we’re all just having fun. Okay. This was all $300ish. 375 ish. Gosh. Yeah. It’s a lot. This is tip top horror in terms of purchase ability, I think. Yeah, I’m a little bit creeped out. Usually I just think Halloween stuff is kind of cool, but I’m genuinely unsettled right now. Emily, you are on the board and you are at number one. That’s gonna be hard to top. Well, not too tough for me ’cause I’m going in a different kind of direction. Okay. Which is cutesy. Okay, cutesy fun Halloween. Uh huh. To start, costume. Oh, that’s a costume. Oh! This is not an outfit that I would wear here. Well- Come on. I will say it suits you. It’s cute. We like it. In what way? You think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels like it’s too high. Too high. The waist is too high. It keeps scooting. That’s the thing with that style. Is that how it’s supposed to be? Yeah, that’s cool. Yeah, that’s right. It is a good look for you. Great color on you. Oh, alright, thanks guys. What do you think it’s supposed to be? What do you mean? This? Yeah, the costume. Like who are you representing? I’m a construction worker. I think you should go break some wind in that thing. Yeah. Yeah. I’m building a house and/or a building. Okay, so we’re gonna start. Cute. Cute. Cthulhu. Cthulhu is cute. Okay. This is pretty, but I’m scared but it’s cute. Look at his little legs. Big eyes. Yeah. Aw. I wanna hold it. That’s sweet. Give him a hold. Give it a squeeze. Makes no noises. No. It just to cuddle with. No. Hey, don’t try- Well, I was seeing if you squeezed it. Trying to suffocate him? If it made a noise. Don’t hurt my little man. It doesn’t nurse. What’s happening? And look at this little guy. Boo. It’s a rainy day. Aw. Boo. Okay. Ah, but I’m gonna be protected. Rainy day ghost. Got it. And then we gotta ghost that’s ready for the beach. Shake ’em. Come on. Got the little candy corn titties out. Candy corn titties. That’s cute. That’s adorable. Man, you can tell whoever they were, they died doing what they love. Exactly. And look at this little guy, also going the beach. Ah. A flamingo skeleton. Flamingo skeleton. I don’t even know how that works bone wise, but I like it. Oh! Give that to me. I’ll take it to the beach. Yeah, that’s right. People in Myrtle Beach will like that quite a bit. Yeah. And then we kind of, this could be scary, but it’s a wind chime. Woo! Woo! But that makes no noise, which is good. It’s the best kind of wind chime. This is an outlier. This is- Not cute. It’s pretty cute. Look at that. He’s got a smile. Ah. I’m so happy to be serving a different purpose in the afterlife. Uh-huh. Right, right, right. And then come on. This guy, this guy is a cutie. This is my boyfriend. Yeah. He’s still just got his bones. Look at him right there and then aw. It’s upside down. Upside down. Aw. Aw. Aw. Cutie pie Ouija time. It’s a Ouija blanket. Yeah. And it’s got glitter on it. Oh. Okay. Don’t put it over here then. Cutie pie Ouija. No, you don’t want this? Link, he’s allergic to glitter. Well. Aw. Yes. That is breaking a rule and that is a demerit. Warm. We could put that crawling baby on that Ouija board and start asking questions. Ooh. Yeah. Maybe we’ll do that later. See where it goes. And then just to- Oh, wow. Just really to get us. Yeah, no, don’t worry. I spent my money. We kind of get us going. We have a gorgeous- Don’t be afraid. Oh, ho, ho, ho! Ah! Okay. This is going to hurt granny- Oh my God! Oh! Okay. Much more than you. Come on it’s cutie pie Granny time. All right. Okay. Don’t, don’t. Here’s what I’ll say. I love her. Oh, it’s a slow turn. Come on. I feel like the cute theme is a little bit forced, a bit of a force fit. What do you mean? It started strong, but that’s okay. This is not a cute scene to you? This is a still life of cuteness. Okay, I take it back. It’s beautiful. This is adorable. Call Van Gogh. All right. That’s still life of cuteness. Is that corny Grandma? She’s probably kin of Beetle Juice. She might be. Right. That’s true. That’s family. And family is sweet, you know? I’m trying to think about the application for this, because with all those babies I was thinking like, it could be- Can you hear that sound? Okay. Oh my God. Now hear my bones come to tuck you in while you’re sleeping. Stop. She was like, “I’m gonna make this my moment. You were saying this. This is like for your yard. You know what I’m saying? Like, I’d see you could put this out on your Burbank lawn. Right, right, right. And attract people. I don’t know. You’re talking about the babies. Emily’s babies. But that thing right there, I mean, that’s a life-size. Life size. I mean, these are life-sized babies, but babies are small. I do like granny, but it wasn’t a cohesive presentation. What do you mean? Okay. What do you mean? So that’s how you’re judging it at this point? It’s gotta be a cohesive presentation. I thought it was just, you know, it’s the whole thing though, right? It’s all the items. Cute, cute, cute, cute. Cute. But look at the track suit. Like the tracksuit. Come on. Granny’s cute. Look at this print. We can change our minds later. Right. Right. This is just a temporary. Huh. Okay, Dad, I understand you did some shopping as well. Oh, I did some shopping. You went out to Halloween Town and bought these things. Yes I did. And as you can see, I’m a wonderful zookeeper. Right. Yep. Oh. Ain’t that right? I did see that. Yeah. You know how you and I love animals? Yeah. Y’all love animals. Oh, me and dad, we love animals. Especially what kind of animal? Dogs. Bats. Bats? Well, we keep a few bats at the zoo but I don’t mess with them. I got somebody else. I delegate that. You’re a boss zookeeper. He’s got a whole backstory. That would be correct. Uh-huh. I got a wonderful little pig. Look at his eyes. Aren’t they pretty? Pretty? Yeah. I mean, they’re glowing at you so that we can see you in the dark. I mean, so- Zombie pig. Okay. Okay. Oh! And then a nice bunny rabbit that’s being moved over to the other side. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Your zoo is a little suss, Dad. Yeah, he’s kind of looking for his next victim where he can get some blood from, so. What have you been feeding these animals at your zoo? Mostly stuff that makes ’em go crazy. Okay. Alright. You know, and do anatomically, you know, stuff that you’re not supposed to be able to do. Yep. Like go after you. Oh! Got him! Come on, Dad. Come on, Daddy. You wasn’t even looking. You got a warn a son when you gonna throw a zombie rabbit. Oh, it didn’t hurt too bad. My peripheral vision. And then this wonderful little seagull that got in the toxic waste. Yeah. Oh, so you’re a rescue zoo? Yeah. That’s what- Oh. Oh yeah. This is a sanctuary. Yeah. Okay. We like those. And then I got a nice little snail that’s, he died, but he come back as another snail. With a human skull for his shell. Yeah. He’s still in his shell crawling around. That was the day that Halloween Town, the board was just throwing everything on the whiteboard. Spirit Halloween. Spirit. Spirit. Spirit Halloween. Oh, we are saying the wrong store. No bad ideas. How about a snail with a shell that’s a human skull? Yes. How about another one? Okay. And Rhett, we better not get into the things that you do at Halloween ’cause I know some of the things y’all did, so. Whoa, whoa. God. And then we got a- Wait, what? Now hang on. We can’t just move on from that. What did they do at Halloween? Oh, I’m too old. I can’t remember now. Oh, okay. Thank you, Dad. That’s a nice deflection. Job security, Dad. And we got another, I don’t even know, is this a snail? Yeah. This is great because snails famously have so many bones. Yeah. He came out and he’s floating and he’s looking for something else to eat. So I’m gonna let it get- I can’t help but notice that the price tags are still attached to everything. Yeah. We appreciate every bit of that. We got this wonderful little monkey. Wonderful. Like, isn’t he cute? Yes. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, that’s Rachel’s thing, don’t. But I don’t know if it works. Yeah. Rachel, Dad’s trying to get in on your cute angle. Yeah, slow down. Okay. And does he clang? He’s going to, watch. It doesn’t have opposable thumbs. Oh. I may have him strapped down so tight, he won’t work. Okay. Okay. Alright. You could shake him a little bit. You would certainly think he was about to put those symbols together. You know, all these things I put up for Halloween ’cause I don’t like to give out too much candy. Right. So I try to keep the people, the little children from really coming to the house. Right. So- It’s a deterrent. Yep. Yeah. That’s what it is. Only one of the eyes is working. ‘Cause he don’t have a one eye. Okay. Oh, it’s purposeful. But the main thing- It certainly looks like he’s trying to do the thing, but he can’t. Yeah. Yeah. So as a deterrent, the main thing to keep little kiddies away where you don’t have to give out that much candy and I’ll get to eat it. Yeah. Oh. Ooh, what’s this? Bubba. Who’s bubba? Come out. Come out wherever you are. Come on, Bubba. Come on. Come on. We need a treat. Here he come. Dad, I don’t think you know how to use this. Well, you know. I spent my money- Okay. Okay. He got cha! That is scary. Okay. He got me. He got me. Oh, yeah. He’s pretty. He’s pretty, Dad. I think he’s a rottweiler. What do you feed him? Raw meat. Alright. So he can be mean. Yeah and- What does he drink? Tequila. Okay. Can you imagine such a thing? Feeding raw meat to a dog. How much was that thing? Well, he was $129.99. That’s kind of a steal. That’s almost $130, Dad. I was a little more frugal. I didn’t spend as much as y’all’s money as they did. So I think I ought to be number one. Oh! Okay. Well that’s a good point, Dad. Alright. He’s my dad, so, and he spent the least. What? Oh, God. We didn’t realize that was a part of the deal. Huh. But we- Got beat by the best. We reserve the right to switch these around. You can rearrange them. We do, we do. I’m sorry, Emily. That’s okay. I got beat by the best. All good in, you know, love and war. It’s all good. Yeah. Yep. Okay, Vinny. Great. Is the dog house in your way? No, I actually like it. It makes me feel comfortable and safe. Okay. Okay. I’m behind a large object. Okay, great. This is my costume. It’s a cape. It was 12.99. And it’s nice because you can go trick or treating and then afterwards you can go somewhere nice like a gala or the opera or like Omakase or something. Yeah. Yes. And so something about it is very elegant and it’s very inexpensive. Ultimately there’s nothing scarier than minimalism, which brings me to where the rest of my budget went. Okay. Other than the $13. Other than the $13, which actually was ultimately worth it. And sometimes the cheapest things reap the richest rewards. Okay. Noted. True. This… Whoa. Oh God. I smell your innocence. I smell your innocence? Yeah. Oh God. So one thing about him is he smells your innocence. of my corrupted soul. Yeah, and basically as a corrupted soul, a lot of what he says is very poetic, very beautiful. He’s also a little shy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He is. What’s scarier than social anxiety? Say something else. Oh! I have risen from dark pit of despair. He has risen from the dark pit of despair. And there’s nothing more- It burns inside me. There’s nothing better than hitting your lowest point and coming back up out of it. So it’s inspirational. Yeah. Rock bottom is scary. But at the end of that, you do need the light at the end of the tunnel to make it worthwhile. Okay. And then my costume once again is a cape. So you’re really selling the relatability of this guy. He’s very relatable. He’s a little depressed obviously. He’s been through some stuff. We don’t know. Maybe he had a family. Maybe he’s divorced. Say something else. I carry the eternal flames. Right. Absolutely. Deep in my chest where they will burn your soul! Okay. Here’s what I’ll say. That was a haiku. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That was a haiku. I follow. I counted. A lot of what he says has a lot to do with inside and being inside and depth and fire and flame. And I think that’s actually really beautiful. This is just part of a pool noodle here. The forearm is actually just part of a pool noodle, which is actually part of what- Deep into the burning fire as I drag you into the dark abyss! Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yeah. So, you know, it’s pool noodles. It’s kind of plastic, but there’s nothing scarier than consumerism. Wow. And waste. Does he have a name? Fire Demon. Fire Demon. Fire Demon. Fire Demon. Well, actually six foot, 10 inch Fire Demon. Oh yeah. Okay. So I guess he’s- He’s got you beat, Rhett. 6’10, really? Maybe with the arms. 6’10” Fire Demon. I mean, I like the fact that he was very introspective. Yeah. You made him very relatable. I think that could be a lesson to the children who come into the yard. But I mean, if you go back to Rachel for a moment. Yes. Rachel has a life-size figure. She may not be 6’10, but not everybody can be, I didn’t see Fire Demon turn his entire torso around. I basically just saw him do this every time he got ready to say something and then she, I mean, look, it’s a tracksuit versus the cape and then all the little and a blanket. So we’re saying that Rachel beats Vinny. Rhett, I agree with you that the granny is more vivacious. Yeah, and Charles only had one thing that was animatronic and it wasn’t even working. And it didn’t half work. It wasn’t even working. Right. So then we’re doing this- No! And now we’re trying to figure out where- That’s crazy. Emily shows up in this. I swear, what? I was at the first for most of this. Yeah. Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about that. It’s a cohesive presentation. It’s all babies. Do we like the babies better than the granny it, to me, what it comes down to. Hm. Babies or granny? I mean, I’m going with babies ’cause that’s one granny. We understand. All babies turn into granny eventually. Oh God, that’s okay. Is that a John Mayer song? Yeah. You scatter these all over your yard. Your granny is a wonderland. I will say those babies all over the yard in multiple places- It’s quite a theme. And then a woman dressed as a scarecrow, at least from the waist up. Yeah. That’s gonna be a force to be reckoned with. Let’s do it. Okay. Alright. We’re locked in. Emily, take a knee. Thank you. Over here by the baby leg. Please. Yeah. Oh. Oh God. We are pleased. I smell your innocence. Oh, he smells your innocence. I doubt that. And warm yourselves- Face the- Ah, God! You scared me. Not it. I know. Can I have it? Ooh. I crown you Rankiac Brainiac. Oh my God. Thank you. Sorry, Dad. But you- I have risen from the dark pit of despair. Hush! Hush! Yeah. We have a thing that we’re trying to say here. Okay. It burns inside me. Okay. Yes, we know. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now y’all say you know what time it is. You know what time it is! Hi, I’m Jeff from Tennessee. This is our Halloween tribute to Good Mythical Morning. Will it Halloween? Now it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. The gang’s all there. It took me a while to figure out which one was talking. Time for the big sendoff, we’d like to recognize a Mythical employee who is retiring. Maryanne Scratch, President of Sound Effects. Scratch. We wish you the best, Maryanne. Click the top link to watch us try new Halloween candy in Good Mythical More. Check out “Emily, have you seen this?” on mythicalsociety.com.