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As we compete to make the best fast food hacks by combining dishes from different restaurants. It’s time for You Want Hacks with That? Fast Food Hacks Taste Test. Okay, boys, welcome back to Hack Shack, where you can actually order a plethora of fast food items from a variety of restaurants all under one roof. And today you’ll be competing to make the greatest fast food hacks as blindly judged by our panel over there who cannot see or hear you- What makes you say that? As you construct your masterpieces. Talk some trash about them. Hey, look at that. They’re just so trashy. They smell like trash, and it’s like they’ve been in dumpsters. I don’t know. Hey. Trash. Good job. Thank you. Okay, Rhett, last time your “Big Maxican” dish won, so Link will get to select first. Whoa. Those were the good old days. Huh. Man. Carl’s Jr. Panda Express. Ooh, I see… See, if I can go with… . Mm, I’m cooking up something good. I would like, oh, am I ordering? Welcome to Hack Shack. Oh. Can I take your order? Yes, yes. I’m here. You already ordered. I am ordering. Let’s order away. I would, hello. I would like honey walnut shrimp from your Panda Express section. Mm-hm. I… Oh. Does he get to order all his stuff? No, you can go back and forth drafting up to three. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t want you. I agree. You can do that. Did you… I would like- We’re in the same car, but we have different orders. Hot orange chicken from Panda Express. Mm-hm. I would like to have a Subway Italian BMT six inch. Mm. Mm-hm. I would like the Epic Carne Asada Steak Cali Bacon Burrito from Del Taco. Uh-huh. What are you doing? I would just like to add a simple mild sauce from Del Taco. Mm-hm. And I would like fried rice from Panda Express. Mm-hm. Okay. Two things from the same. Okay, thank you. Drive through. Sure. Here we go. Here we go. We’re going. We’re driving. We are currently driving. Whoa. We are driving. Whoa! Boy, are we driving? Hold on. We’ve got that cool feature where we- We are driving so much. Can go sideways in our car. Yeah. Like the Hummer. They got the crab walk. Crab walk. Look at us. No sponsor. Here we go. Oh, we’re coming up to the window. Yes. Yes. Keep it turning, Link. Yes. Crank it. Keep it turning. Crank it. Keep it turning. Crank it. Turn it. There we are. We’re here. All right. Hey, Jordan. Did I hear the sound of cranking it out there? I was cranking it. Yeah. All right. Yeah, that Soulja Boy. There you go. Oh, thank you. Look at that. It’s all very nicely positioned right there on a tray for me. Thank you. How’s it going in there? And one for you. It’s going great. I’m having a wonderful day. Great to serve you guys. So many different fast foods. Yeah. We got a lot here. This is a very illegal restaurant, so don’t tell anyone you came here. All right. All right. And you don’t have to say it back, but I love you. Okay. He always, he always loves… He’s very friendly. He’s very friendly. All right, it’s time to hack away. Okay. Do you see what I’m doing? Because it might be a little telegraphed. Do you see what I’m doing? Because it also might be a little telegraphed. No, not yet. Okay. The key to unwrapping a burrito and then rewrapping it. Yeah, I wouldn’t think it’s that hard. Okay. I’m really good at taking toppings off of a sandwich. Especially when I wanna take all of the meat off. Look at all that. The thing that I’m not- Ugh! Oh, there’s french fries on that burrito. I’m gonna actually leave the tomatoes, which is really against my M.O. I’m only taking the meat off. Do I want the remnants of Del Taco on my Panda Express burrito? Do I want the remnants of Subway toppings? I think a little cheese isn’t gonna hurt. You want that? Okay. All right. That’s a demerit. I just offered it to you. Link, please do not throw- Come on. Your ingredients at Rhett. Oh, look at him throwing a tantrum. I was trying to help him. Throwing a tantrum? Now ooh, look at this. Tit for tat, boy. You can see what I got cooking over here. I am so glad the judges cannot see the process of any- Right. Of these dishes being made. Well, hey, I mean, that’s true of any fast food restaurant, right? True. Things get desperate back there. Good God, boy. You’ve got so much shrimp on that. You might say I’m rich with shrimp, not po’ with shrimp. Oh, I see where you’re going. And I’m gonna undo… This is the best knives that’s they’ve given me. They’ve given me this nice knife. I’m getting rid of the taco quality of this, but I’m shaking with nerves. Should I? Now that that’s off, I’m realizing why they do that. Because I can’t keep my shrimps on there. All right, I think that’s probably enough. I wanna be able to really wrap this thing up. This is really a masterpiece. Do I need a little bit more rice? We both have kind of sugary main ingredients here. Well, that’s Panda Express for you. So now the thing that I’m gonna do is I’m gonna get rid of all this crap that you threw on here. Okay. Getting all that out of here. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget it ever happened. That’s going out. This is going around here. Rhett, you seem as if you’re ready to name your item. I am ready to name it. And the name of my item is- Oh crap! I forgot to add my sauces. Interrupted by my best friend. I’m sorry. Sorry. Like 74% of my life. Mild sauce has got to go on. Forgot about that. Is that really the name? I’m sorry. ‘Cause it would be very telling if- What were you saying? That was the name. No, that’s not the name of my dish. Okay. The name of my dish is Orange You Glad There’s Fried Rice in that Burrito? Okay. Oh yeah. And mine, as I wrap it back up… The show must go on. Who are we kidding? Mine is called the Shrimp Rich Woman. The Shrimp Rich Woman. The Shrimp Rich Woman. Mm-hm. Got it. Okay. Back up. Okay, let’s fly these over to our judges. Okay, judges! Judges! Thank you. Hello. There are two dishes in front of you to enjoy. And you’re gonna taste them and you’re gonna rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Oh my God. And the item that receives the highest total score today will become social media famous. Okay, we’re starting with what’s in front of Trevor. That is a dish called Orange You Glad There’s Fried Rice in that Burrito? Oh, well, the name’s a bit of a spoiler, huh? If there’s not fried rice, I’m gonna be upset. How do you wanna do it? Just break it in half like a Kit Kat bar. Break it? Oh. Would you like a knife? Nope, too late. I’m gonna do a twist. Oh, a twisty! We need to show the cross section. Twisty, turny, pully. Wow! Did Rhett and Link have gloves on in the construction of these? Or is there like a Purell situation? Yes! Okay, cool. Yes. Yes. We’re here. You can talk to us. You guys eat in the Mythical Kitchen. You don’t need to be asking those questions. Exactly. Yum! Thank you, Stevie. There’s fried rice in there. And some orange chicken. The title really said it. Whoever constructed this found an item with a tortilla, and then said, “What if I take everything out of that and just put Panda Express ingredients in it?” And that was? Mm. A good idea. Oh yeah. Well. It tastes good. It tastes like orange chicken and fried rice. Like, of course it’s good. The burrito is poorly wrapped. 1 to 10 scale. Could be better. Mm, six. Yeah, I was gonna go with seven, so. Okay. Now, don’t get too full. The next dish is called the Shrimp Rich Woman. Like, when- What does that mean? Like, when someone calls, like, someone cash rich. You know, they have like, is this woman, all of her wealth is tied up in shrimp? It looks like a po’ boy. I like the po’ boy. Oh my God. I don’t. Oh. Oh, wait. We have a little- We cut a sauce packet. We have a little sauce packet inside, so. Incredible. That’s nice. A little extra. An actual top of the sauce packet? I wonder what kind of sauce that was. Yeah. Wow. Okay. How did that happen? How did you do that? How did you do that? I didn’t do that. How did you do that? How the hell did you do that? How the hell did you do that? Both of them took a trip to Panda Express here. Yeah. Very excited. Can’t argue with you there. We were in the same car. Yeah, that’s right. One steering wheel that definitely works. Okay, well, I like, I think the creativity on this one is better, in my opinion. You think the creativity on putting shrimp inside of a sandwich is better than the creativity- I’m trying to be nice to them. Of putting orange chicken inside a tortilla? Good question. It’s the same. It’s the same idea. But it’s like a po’ boy vibe. I like this. Okay. I give this one an eight. Wow. Okay, I was gonna give this one a six, so. Okay. I mean, that means that the Shrimp Rich Woman wins. Wow. Good job. Me ’cause I did that. Wow! Wow. I think a lot of this is… What do you mean wow? I’m surprised. I thought it would be like, “Of course.” No, Rhett’s usually better. I have a good track record in this game, but I guess my reign is over. Okay, Rhett, you’re behind, so go ahead and choose first. Uh-huh. Welcome back to Hack Shack, hungry boys. What can I get you? Yep, it’s us, buddy. Okay, I would like the meatball salad from Subway. Mm-hm. I would like the Carl’s Jr Single Famous Star- Mm-hm. With cheese. I would like the six-piece jalapeño Poppers Bites from Carl’s Jr. Mm-hm. Reckless. I’m gonna take the veggie spring rolls from Panda Express. Mm-hm. I’ll take the cheddar quesadilla from Del Taco. Mm-hm. Go ahead and grab me the guacamole from Del Taco. Mm-hm. All right, thank you. Drive through. We’re driving up. Pushing the gas. Making driving noises. Just ’cause that’s what I do when I drive. Yes. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Coming around. Coming around. Coming around. We’re back. Coming around. We’re back. All right. Hey there. Hey. Welcome to Hack Shack. As I mentioned before, a very illegal restaurant. So let me know- Yes. If you need any fireworks or male enhancement tablets. Oh, really? He does. Here you go. One for you. Whoa. We both have a plan. Oh. And- I didn’t know there was a… A meatball salad. A meatball salad, I guess, is just a salad and they throw the meatballs on it. Enjoy your food. Okay. I’m very proud of both of you. Thank you so much. It does kinda look like he’s pushing it. But I’m definitely driving. Okay, all right. I’m interested in what you’re doing over there. I have, I would still call these egg rolls. Can I borrow your knife over there? ‘Cause what I’m gonna need to do is I’m just gonna need to take… Where are the meatball? Oh, there’s the meatballs. I wanna keep these intact. They could be hotter. I think my meatballs are relatively room temp, if not cold. Still getting the grease coming out of these puppies. I do like the fact that there’s onions, though. I do wanna take advantage of that. What’s the difference between a spring roll and an egg roll? Well, Lily is blindfolded and has headphones on, so we’re gonna have to save that question for later. I think it’s about the nature of the wrapper. The nature of the wrapper. Yeah, I thought a spring roll was more like cellophane type stuff, but it’s not. Can I have the knife that is already on your side? You mean this one? Yep. That one appeared late, and I knew it wasn’t for me, so. Okay. I have a vision. These meatballs- One of my favorite things at- Are cold. Cheesecake Factory is- Why are they so cold? I guess ’cause it’s a meatball salad. Their- It’s a salad. Cheeseburger egg rolls. They’re so good. You need to get those. So what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna create a cheesy, burgery filling here. And this is gonna be not as good as that, I don’t think. But it’s the best I can do. I think there is some creativity, some fidelity in it. Now, Rhett, I can’t help but notice that you’ve gone with a wrapping stuff in a tortilla theme this episode. Yeah. That’s all I know how to do. I feel like I can roll this. I gotta ream this thing out here. And now I’ve got meatballs. God. And how do I get that to stay closed? There’s nothing like sitting in a parking lot- What if it sits like that? And reaming out spring rolls. You know? Baby, what do you wanna do tonight? Here we go. It’s a nice pocket. I bet if I blew across it, it would make a tone. There’s some good stuff in this. My breath is clean. There’s some real good stuff in this. And they’re blindfolded. I think Trevor is taking a nap or has completely given up. Lily is on some sort of psychedelic journey. Okay. I’ve seen that move at a Grateful Dead concert. I’m done with mine. Well, chill out. ‘Cause all I’ve done is hollow these babies out here. While you’re doing that, I will just go ahead and name mine so you have something to live up to. Please. This is called, now, and again, this is a quesadilla that has jalapeño or peño poppers and meatballs in it. And the name for this dis, dish is Are You Happy to See Me or is that Just Papa’s Balls in Your Quesadilla? You’re a disturbed individual. Long names this time around. Yeah, yeah, you might have to write that one down to remember. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Because it’s a jalapeño popper and meatballs. Mm-hm. I mean, papa’s balls was just waiting to happen. Papa’s balls. I’m gonna line this puppy with some guac. Hmm. Oh yeah. That’s a lot of guac, but it’s okay. This is as close as I’ve ever gotten to cooking. Watch out. Now- Watch out. I’m gonna see if I can do a little- What does a cold meatball taste like? Do a little insertion here. I think what I wanna do is I wanna do- Not great. I’m gonna do a little fold and insert. There we go. All the way. I’m gonna tell you right now, Link. Go all the way in. This one’s yours to lose. Sorry, Stevie, am I touching it too much? Is there a murmur amongst the cronies? I’m touching every single bit of this. With every finger. Yep. With every finger that there is. Now, I am gonna wash my hands when I’m done. Yeah, yeah. And that’s the time for it. That’s exactly when you should wash your hands. Let me get this. Now I have to name it. Meat Sheaths. Nope. Meat. Meat. Meat Sheaths? I’m glad they can’t see this, man. Meat Sheaths to the Wind. Okay. Kinda like three sheets to the wind. Oh, more. Okay. Yep. Okay. And I’m gonna put that right there for extra guac. Okay, let’s pass these off. Okay, judges. Unfortunately, I have another course for you to try. Watch out. It’s bright out here. Why don’t we start- Bright. With what’s on Lily’s side this time, which is a dish called Are You Happy to See Me or is that Just Papa’s Balls in your Quesadilla? What? So, I’m guessing then that this is a quesadilla with some balls in it. That’s fun. Do you wanna just take a bite? Sure. There’s balls and something else, too. Yep. Use your instincts. Look at them having so much fun over there. Time of their lives. Is that a jalapeño popper? I think so. What are these little balls? Oh! Those are meatballs. And there’s also… They’re cut in half. No longer in ball form. Papa’s balls. Okay. Oh, someone cut papa’s balls in half. Scale of 1 to 10? Oh. This is a five for me. I was, yeah, four. Okay. I fear. Okay. The dish on Trevor’s side is called Meat Sheets to the Wind. Meat Sheets to the Wind. I don’t like that. Didn’t you say Meat Sheaths? What is that? Sheaths. Meat Sheaths. It looks like there’s guac inside. Oh, sorry. Sheaths. If that makes it better. I’m just gonna. Meat Sheaths. What’s it? What? Ugh! What are you laughing at? A one. That’s a one for me too. Really bad. What does it taste like? Really bad. It looks like it could’ve been good, and then you bite into it and it’s just, yeah, there’s meat in there. Meat sheets. It’s just a like, imagine a burger tastes really bad, and then you put it inside, like, an egg roll that also tastes really bad. And then it’s just bad. That’s not on me, though. How’d the guac get in here? Are you tasting any fingers? No. Did we taste our fingers? It was touched quite a bit. Oh, dude. Were you shoving it in there? You freak. What? You fingering these egg rolls? I went three sheets to the wind with my meat sheaths for the win. Well, not this round. It seems as if your meat sheaths have lost this round. Have you gotten the cheeseburger egg rolls from Cheesecake Factory? Yeah. It doesn’t taste like this. Yeah. Doesn’t taste anything like it. So far away. All right, papa’s balls pulled it out. I mean, we could’ve popped it in a microwave before we handed it to them. It wouldn’t help. It wouldn’t have helped. Check this out. We got four mini puzzles that are all five by seven. So you can frame them just like this. It’s classic paintings sort of reconfigured. You know, updated with some of your favorite Mythical characters. Four 100 piece puzzles. Five by seven each. Frames not included. Mythical.com. Yes. Okay, Link. You are up. Okay. What do I want? I want to order. Hello? Welcome back to Hack Shack. Once again, can I take your order? I would like some Chicken Stars Kids Meal from Carl’s Jr. All right. And I appreciate the hilarious voice. Okay, well, I’d like the foot-long cookie. I didn’t enjoy that one as much as the first one, but we love the effort. I’m gonna take the cream cheese Rangoon from Panda Express. Mm-hm. I’d like the chocolate frosted cake donut. Mm-hm. Give me a Wake Up Wrap. You know what I mean? Mm-hm. Give me another one of those chocolate donuts. I want two of them. Mm-hm. Two of the same thing? Mm-hm. Oh, yeah, sure. Why not? All right, thank you. Drive through. I’m coming. I’m pushing the gas. I’m rounding the corner. He’s running in his seat. We’re getting there. Blunk. There we go. Hey. Hey. It was just us. Always a pleasure. It was just us. Oh yeah, you’re the only ones who come here. No one else comes to this illegal restaurant. And we love you for it. We are really in love with this place, I should say. Hey. And I’m in love with you. Bye. With the place. Bye! With the place. Well, we got our work cut out for us. I have… I’ve got a little bit of dessert and a little bit of not dessert. I had a vision for this. I have an idea. And I’m questioning if it’s gonna work. I have an idea. So I’m gonna get out… Ooh, that bacon is scary looking. I’m actually gonna use the tray as part of my thing, so I don’t wanna get it dirty. Yes, this is perfect. Look at that. This is exactly what I wanted to happen. Okay. This is tough. This round, I’m gonna touch things the least amount possible. All right. I might have to use that for support in a moment. I’ll take the fries. Boop. And then this thing here. Don’t. What? Don’t show them this part where I had to really- Ream it? I gotta ream out this donut a little. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. I’m making… What are you doing, dude? Gosh, I’m trying- You’re failing. To make an axle. I think I know what I’m doing. Here, give me that. All right, so. Don’t show them this part. These are dessert, right? I don’t know. I think I can reconstitute- Cream cheese Rangoon? This as a cookie. Yeah, touch it the least you can. I swear my hands are clean. That’s what I learned in the last round. I swear. I mean, all a cookie is, is dough. Oh God. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Well, you have a whole other side of the cookie. I know. I just… But it’s falling apart. I’m trying to make it a little, oh God. That’s not great. I’m so sorry. Oh, I feel so bad for myself. It’s more of an artistic treatment, I think, is what this is gonna be. I’m going for more of a party platter. Ah, shoot. Do you see what I’m putting down? Mm-hm? I think if it’s just like this- I shouldn’t have done that. And like this. Party vibes! Oh God. Would it be… Judges, can I please have another donut just for this once? I’ll never do it again. Are you gonna, like, touch it inappropriately? No, no. I’m not touching it. I’m not reaming it or anything. Okay. If you promise not to ream it- I’m not reaming the donuts. We will give you another donut. I’m not reaming the donut. Oh, thank you. Dude, you’re hurting. I’m not even gonna try to get in the way of it. You see what I’m doing here, right? I’m getting a little patriotic. Okay. I know how much Trevor loves America. And I know how much Lily loves a good party platter. I think this embodies everything that it means to be Mythical. It’s in America. That’s where we make the show. And then there are some internet stars, which I use the word star loosely. And there’s a lot of gripes. I think they’re gonna be complaining a lot when they see this. So this is Stars and Gripes Forever. That’s beautiful. That’s beautiful. Just give me a second. Is this a dumbbell? Or like a chocolate car axle? You better have a good name. This one is I’ve Been Hitting the Gym, Bro Nuts. Okay, great. Let’s pass them off. Okay, judges. You’re not feeling too good. I would like to apologize on behalf of two tall gentlemen in the room. Wow. Hey, we weren’t left with much. Yeah, I love the creativity here. Unfortunately, it’s kind of just, you put a bunch of stuff on a tray. Yes. We can start over there. That is called Stars and Gripes Forever. Oh. Oh, it’s a flag. Come on. I honestly didn’t see it. Wow. Okay. Do I need to? Okay, that’s… Love how Lily just goes for it. Just puts a thing together and just eats it. I’ll join you. Mm. It’s a party platter. At least that’s what Rhett told me. Wow. Two. Three. Three for me. Okay, this is called I’ve Been Hitting the Gym, Bro Nuts. Mm. The paper. Okay. I mean, it can’t be bad. I can’t swallow this one. I wonder how it’s meant to… It’s just a cookie and a donut. She’s trying to eat it as if it’s a thing. She’s giving it her best. I do appreciate the effort. The taste is gonna be good. It’s just a… I’m gonna have to go by, like, visuals. What? Like. Yep. I like… You could just put stuff on a plate. Yeah, I know. I just, I like donuts and cookie more than cold nuggets and fries and bacon. So this one, it’s a seven. Four. Okay. But ultimately, I think what that means is our winning dish of the entire day- Oh, that’s how it was. Was the Shrimp Rich Woman. Yes! Wow. So- That’s right! Link, you’re gonna be- Okay. Posting a how-to video on Mythical socials how to make that dish. I’m gonna make a cooking video? Yes. Yes! Ha! Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m April. And I’m Claire. And we’re from Duluth, Minnesota. We just went through the Wendy’s drive-thru to try the famous baked potato, and they really messed up our order. And I have Frosty on my glasses. And it’s time To spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Did they put the Frosty on your glasses? 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