“Good Mythical Weekend”. What’s the perfect snack to bring to an imperfect situation? This is “That Snack Match is Snatched”. Today we are competing to see which one of us is a master snack matcher. We’ve all been given different prearranged picnic baskets, and each one has a unique mix of snacks. Whoever can give the best snack answer to each prompt wins all the snacks on the table. The person with the most snacks at the end wins. Our first dealer will be Rachel. Wow. Hello, Rachel. Me hello. Good to see you. Good to see you. Always love to see you. Always love to see you. And always love to see everyone. Ah, okay. I was waiting for that. No, come on. Yeah. It’s true. Okay, here I go. The Catholic Church, the Catholic church. Okay. Is looking for suggestions to replace their tired old communion wafers. What snack are you suggesting to Pope Leo as wafer 2.0? Pope Leo Pope. The Catholic church, the one- The Catholic church. Okay, okay, okay. The- Just a single thing. Just one thing. Okay. One thing that you think would be the new communion wafer. Just one. Pope Leo, you know, pretty cool guy. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay, you guys have your, what your? Everyone’s, everyone’s ready? I think I’m ready. Okay. I think I’m ready. Okay, so I should start. I’m ready. I’ll start, I’ll start with you, Leonard. Okay, all right, you know, oh wait, I don’t reveal. I’m gonna tell, I’m gonna tell you about it first. Okay, tell us the story. That’s what we’re supposed to do tell you about it first, right? Yeah, sure. Okay. Give us an narrative. I mean, communion wafer, right? We see those things they bland. It might as well be a piece of paper. Yes. You know? Communion paper. And the Catholic church, it is not like they’re gonna change their ideology overnight. They’re not just gonna flip their switch and do something crazy, you know? So we’re gonna go something adjacent, something a little bit more tasty, and it kinda goes with a theme. Because if you’re bad, you get burnt. You know what I’m saying? Little extra toasting. Cheeze-It. Cheeze-It’s extra toasty. So like when they have the communion wafer, they’re reminded of hell. Right. Where you could go. That’s powerful. I like that. See, see, see, when you have a little flavor, so spice in your life, you burn. You know so keep on, keep on not sinning. And remember that Jesus died for your sins. Mm, I love that. With these Cheeze-Its. Okay, okay, okay,, Jordan. Well, I do agree with what Leonard said about the Catholic church isn’t gonna change overnight. And I feel like, you know, I’ll say it, they’re tired, they’re old. Wow. They’re boring. And honestly, I don’t if they’re ever gonna change. Oh. I think it’s just a bunch of people doing old stuff that I don’t care about. And since they’re so old, I think that they should just give out prunes as they’re communion wafers. You know, I don’t think they deserve something fun and young and cool. Whoa. I think they’re just gonna get something that’s old and tired. And, but I love the metaphor that Christ keeps you regular. Exactly. They got enough toilets in those old Catholic church. The pluming is bad. Right, it’s getting back up. Sabotage on my part. There’s people running to the bathroom. Yes, absolutely. Give all of the Vatican diarrhea. Okay, Andrew. Okay, so the Catholic church is pretty popular, right? Yeah. People know about it. I heard something like that. Yeah, yeah. But it goes Sabrina Carpenter. Then Catholic. Booze. Catholic church. Yeah. These are the three most popular things. It’s definitely popular, but it could be more popular. Yeah. Oh. And I think they need to kind of cater to a different palette with the wafer ’cause the wafers, you know, it feels very western and it feels very basic, you know? But I think they need to go a little more, a little more Eastern and it needs to be, they need to have Prawn chips. Oh. Different. Yeah, yeah. It’s different palate. Different flavor profile. Yeah. Sure. Similar texture. Right. Yeah. It’s not too different, but. And you don’t have any stake in the Prawn business, right? I am not, I am not a Prawn nepo baby. I do not have a Prawn dynasty. Not Mr. Prawn. And isn’t king Prawn, isn’t that a thing? Did I make that up? I’ve never heard of that. And Jesus is the king of kings. I dunno. Oh. Oh, King Prawn. If that’s real, it’s a good. I might have made it up. That’s real. King Prawn is real. If it’s real, that’s incredible. Yeah. And just as a warning, this does contain crustacean. It says that on the back, just as a warning. Good to know. Yeah, but there you go. But so does the Bible. Yeah. So true. Jordan. I’m gonna cite scripture here. Oh, thank God. Oh, good. When Christ was on the Mount, he said to his followers, eat of this Uncrustable for is my body. Oh wow. Now here, okay, it’s young. It’s nostalgic. Reminds us of childhood, but also form factor wise and color. Not that dissimilar from the original communion wafer. But it’s also very efficient, because you know what, these are, these are fillable. So if we follow the logic, the Uncrustable is the body. What is jam, but sweet wine, that doesn’t get you drunk. Right. We have the body, we have the blood in one snack. And I would like to see a bunch of people try and fit this into their mouth in one bite at church. The Uncrustable is the ultimate communion wafer. Is there something that the peanut butter represents? Let’s say the Holy Spirit. Yeah. Great. And a lot of people do have an allergy to the Holy Spirit. So you do have to look. It might be a little less members soon. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, I think that the winner here for me is Leonard. That really, it really hit for me. Yeah. I thought about going crazy, but I’m like, yeah. I think it’s nice. It’s close. I liked it, you know. All right. I love it. Yeah, so but no, you win. Oh. So win all the snacks. So those are all points for you. I really thought, Jordan, you was really selling this Uncrustable man. Leonard is the winner. So, so say we all. Yeah. So say we all. Yes. Uncrustbale man. A big ASMR company has hired you to make a soothing new video for people who love the sound of chewing. Oh. Pick the snack that will give the best chewing sound and prove it. Mm. And prove it. Okay. Oh. I’m gonna open this up to combinations too so people want to put more than one thing in your mouth. Mm. To make the ultimate sound to appease those nasty freaks you may. And we have to chew it, or we, is that what prove it means? I would love a demonstration. Oh, and you’re not doing the demonstration. I’ll do the demonstration. You can prove it. As the one- You’ll be chewing you. I will be chewing, yes as the one here with the most soothing voice. Yes. So we’re all gonna pick something for Jordan to eat. For you to be eating ultimately. Let me list the things I don’t like. It’s a lot of things. Oh. Okay. Okay, okay, yeah. Let’s just go around this way. Leonard, what do you got? I mean, okay, I mean, you said chewing loudly, so it’s like, I’m gonna pick something crunchy, right. And- I don’t know. You know what have, what have people been crunching on since the beginning of time? Potatoes. Hmm. Slice up potato. But you know what makes a potato even crunchier? Mm. When you fry it up. But when you’re rigid before you fry it up. Oh. Okay. We got some Dennis Crinkle cut Irish potato chips. Oh. Oh, beer flavor. Up in the morning. Okay, let’s see. Okay, I’m just gonna give this a shot. Just let me know if this makes your scalp tingle. I’m gonna try and make a great ASMR video. I’m brushing your hair. I love to brush your hair. You like it when I brush your hair. Okay. Okay. My favorite part of the ASMR is the talking, the loud talking. Isn’t that a popular ASMR video someone brushing your hair? Oh yeah. Okay. Rachel, what do you got? Okay, all right. So, and I’m thinking, and I’m thinking about, I’m thinking about the crunch, but I’m also thinking about, I’m thinking about the other kinds of textures that you might wanna have involved. Okay, and I was thinking sort of a combo, but it’s a combo that’s been made for us by the good people at Reese’s. Whoa. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I’m just excited about that as a snack. That’s- I did not know that was a thing. This is something pretty special that they’ve done here. Fun thing to give us to eat. Sometimes capitalism can be good. I am an understanding mom. You can’t talk. I’m an understanding. You can’t talk. Isn’t that a ASMR thing? No. They like the sound. Here, let me, let me. He’s tricking us all into eating our own snacks. Yeah, let me, huh. Oh. I think they wanna see the inside of my mouth. I’m not really hearing much crutch, but there’s more mush though. I’m seeing a lot. Yeah, I’m seeing a lot. But I’m hearing very little. This is what they like. Why does this video have 10 billion views? Do you, do you sell these? Do you sell these, do you sell these? You’re welcome, you’re welcome, weirdos. All right, well, since- Yeah, what do you got? Since Jordan keeps highlighting the perverts, I selected something crunchy, but also something that I think is perverted and would have a really good, like YouTube- Right. Headline. We’re saying perverted in a sex positive way. Sure. So I picked two things that I think would come together in a really good title for a YouTube video that would make people click. I picked Wasabi Peas and Funyuns Minis because I think they’re both crunchy. But you can also label the video ASMR pea hole. Wow. That’s good. I mean from- That’s great. An SEO point of view. I think from an SEO point of view- This is really smart. Really well with the pervert. So you keep shouting out. So I wanna just, let me open these for you. You can try this combo. Okay. We’re at a sleepover. We’re at a sleepover. Okay, come on. Send us a link to what you’re watching. I don’t get the reference at all. I think you’re like listening to like voicemails you got while watching ASMR. I don’t know. I’m trying to understand. I’m almost- Okay, that’s a crunch. Yeah, that’s crunchy. Yeah. That is crunchy. Really crunchy. And pretty, they’re pretty tasty. Tastes good, yeah. Combos really good. You might wanna try. Kick of the peas. Here. I’ll try. Andrew, that’s a tough act to follow. Okay. Yeah. So ASMR videos as shown here today, they’re kind of hack. I mean, everyone does a crunch. I hate to throw you guys under the bus, but everyone’s doing a crunch. Andrew. Crunch, crunch, crunch. I’ve heard it all. Andrew. I’ve seen it all. Everything’s crunchy. But you also gotta give the people what they want. It’s true. So there’s gonna be a little bit of crunch in mine. So we’re gonna start with one of the crunchiest things out there, saltines. But because this is hack, because this gets boring after a while, after the crunchy sound kind of, you know, is reverberated throughout the video eventually you’re going to follow it up with kind of a thick, wet sound. And that’s V8. You’re gonna have- Sick. Yeah. You’re gonna have- Nana’s house ASMR. You’re gonna have some crunch, but you’re gonna follow it up with some thick, wet. And then you’re gonna watch “Wheel of Fortune” on linear TV because you’re 80. This combo, yeah, this combo might be better than you think. This is almost a room temperature soup in a way. So it kind of- Andrew, I’m not saying this affects your chances of, God, I hate tomatoes. Oh, I hate tomatoes so much. Oh, I didn’t know that. But it for science. For science. Jordan, shake it up. Is that the way to do it? Yeah. Yes. Oh. It’s not carbonated. I don’t even like the shake. Sorry. It sounds good in there. Well, no! There’s gotta be- Don’t talk. Let me tell you about Jesus. Let me tell you about Christ. Okay, a disgusting. Interesting. But there’s a nice mush. Yes. And it does differentiate. That’s what I was going for. From the other entries. I do think I am ready to make my decision. Okay. Okay. First of all, great job everyone. Thank you. Thank you. A lot of strong entries, but I do think Jordan Myrick with the combination of extreme crunch and a clickable title. Thank you. I’m clicking on anything that’s got a pea hole. Sure, absolutely. It’s just me. Was it also the tastiest? And it was really good. It was good. Yeah. It was a good combination. Yeah, so I think this one goes to Jordan Myrick. Thank you so much. Nice. Shoot. Aliens have arrived and take over earth, but they’ll spare you. If you can offer them a combination of snacks that will under, that will help them understand the human condition. What two snacks you gonna give them? Leonard, there was a hot second there where I thought you were taken over by the weapons witch. You start running like this. I am outta here. Wasn’t gonna have a choice because before this Leonard ask Rachel and I are you gonna act out? And we said, no, just read it. Just read our- Just read it like normal. And then he proceeded to give an Oscar worthy performance. Absolutely. I mean, the shoot out the gate. The soot was great. Shoot. Yeah. And then you took a pregnant pause. Like, this is a Harold Pinter play. Aliens have arrived to take over earth. People watching, people watching might think aliens have arrived. Yeah. It might a little scary. It’s our “War of the Worlds”. It’s gonna little scary. Put a disclaimer on that so nobody gets scared. There’s no alien. Yeah. And what are we supposed to do? Your performance was so distracting. You’re supposed to give them a combination of snacks that will help them understand the human condition. Mm. That could be a positive thing. That could be a negative thing. It’s how you interpret it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Gonna start with you Jordan. Morris. Yeah, I can go. I can go. Okay, so these aliens, do we know what they’re made up of? We don’t. They could be gases, they could be pure light. So to, you know, get across the base idea of what humans are all about. We’re meat. We are meat, we are jerky. We’re just jerky with consciousness. So that’s thing one. What type of jerky is this? This is, I believe, pasture raised bison jerky. So it’s not human meat, but it’s a metaphor that I think will resonate with aliens. Aliens love metaphors. Aliens love metaphors. Yes. Okay. You’re opening it. I’m gonna make, I’m gonna make- Have they landed? They’ve landed. Yeah, they’ve landed. They’re here. They’re here. They’re right outside. Shoot. And I mean, this is just a little bit optimistic. This is just a little bit of my dream for humanity. But I want us all to come together regardless of color or flavor. So I’m gonna give them Goobers. Wow. The peanut butter and jelly in a jar. And isn’t this a beautiful metaphor for how we’d like our society to be? Everyone twirled together in the same jar. So uh-oh. I can’t open this and I’m gonna look like a wiener. There we go. So- A wiener. We have human meat. Uh-huh. We have a beautiful symbol for togetherness. And then just like, who’s a human everyone likes? Who’s like a human that just like across the board everybody likes? It’s Dolly Parton who apparently has her own syrup. Exactly yeah. That was something I learned when I looked in this box. I love that. So I think the most beautiful- What are you doing? I’m gonna do- Andrew. I’m gonna combine it wide. Open wide. This is the, we’re gonna do just a, look. We take the jerky. What? We dip it into the Goober. We top it off with a little Dolly. Not part of the round, but. And you don’t like tomatoes? Honestly, this rips. I didn’t think it was going to. Okay. It’s really good. And I think it represents the best of us. All right. Okay, okay. Wow. All right. Okay. This is two items or three or whatever. You tell me. Okay. It’s a combination. Any combination. I see, I see. Okay. It’s important to know that humans are a little disgusting. And we are really obsessed with excess. And we can’t just, we don’t just want one thing. You know, we want everything all at once. And the first of my things really exemplifies that it’s Mac and Cheese Candy Cane actually. Oh, okay. Because you can’t just have mac and cheese on its own. You can’t just have candy canes on its own. You really do have to combine them. And it is extra cheesy, this brand as opposed to the normal ones, which aren’t as cheesy. Yeah, so, you know, it stands on its own mac and cheese candy canes. And you know what, I’m not gonna do a combo ’cause I think this is good enough that I think aliens will completely understand everything we’ve got just from this. Wow. Okay. Bold. Humans make their own rules. Yes. Whoa. All right. Do they not stand on their own? They don’t stand on their own. Not literally. The box is working. You just gotta work, you gotta work for it. Sure. All right, I think that humans are confusing and I think aliens are gonna have a lot of questions. And I want ’em to feel open to asking these questions. So I think something you should provide them with is something that is thought provoking. And so the first thing I would give them is Alex Cooper’s flavored water. Who? Who is Alex Cooper? She’s a podcast host. Oh, is this Daddy? And this is Daddy. She was called Daddy. And so, right. We’re already of asking questions. We’re asking questions. Yeah. That’s what the aliens would do. The aliens, who is that? I say, oh, she’s daddy. They say, what do you mean she’s daddy? I thought she was lady. And I say she’s lady, but she’s daddy. And she has a podcast. They say, what’s a podcast? It’s all very confusing, right? But it opens the floor for them to have questions. And they go, oh, what is this juice? I say, it’s not juice, it’s water. It’s what we need to survive. And they say, why does a woman who makes a podcast provide you something to survive, right? So that’s all confusing. And then when we get to the end of it, I say, and here an offering. An offering, because please take me with you. I don’t wanna live here anymore. Nice. I don’t wanna be on this planet anymore. I’d like to go home with you. I don’t wanna drink this woman’s water anymore. Right. Yeah. I wanna come to space. Yeah, prepare. And I’ll give them this. Yeah. What even is that? This is astronaut ice cream. Oh, ice cream, okay. You’ve never been in space. And I’ll say, I’m ready to go to space. I have classic space food. Okay. I go to space, but in my home. Okay. Hell yeah, brother. I know you. Nerd. Okay, and now I’m ready. Okay, so this first thing that I’m gonna pull out, it seems, it looks like multiple things, but it is one thing theoretically. It counts as one thing. Okay. Okay. So as you can see here, these are lollipops filled with little bugs. Okay. All right. On one hand, what you’re showing them is the kind of biodiversity that is available on our planet. On another thing, we’re actually seeing a metaphor. When you take this out of its wrapper, is it gonna be easy for me to do? When you take, when you take this out of its wrapper, when you take this out of its wrapper, once you get it out of its wrapper. You got it. And you start, I just- Rachel, can we get some options on when you take this out of the wrapper? When you take this out of this wrapper. If you take it out of the wrapper. Whenever this is out of its wrapper, I just really felt like I could get. And the aliens are like, okay. Yeah, is there a scissor or? Thank you so much. When you get this out of its wrapper. Snip. A second snip. Easy, easy, easy. Mm, okay. When it’s out, ooh, when it’s out of its wrapper, you can, you can, when you start sucking on this thing and you slowly get to the center, when you reveal the little bug inside. Okay. It is sort of a metaphor for what it means to be a human. We all start a little bit trapped, confused, not sure where to go. Stuck, stuck sometimes by, by our own means. Okay. But slowly, slowly but surely we let go of those layers. Yeah. And then we get to break free. Okay. Take that. Okay. And secondly, BuzzBallz. ‘Cause as people we like to party. Ah. Hell yeah. Okay. Yeah. These were all very compelling arguments. Yeah, just pop it there. Yeah, I’m gonna pop that right there. What’s the bug inside it? It looks like a- It’s a cricket. Cockroach. Okay. Oh no, it’s a cricket. No, that’s a bee. That’s a cricket. That’s a bee in there. Oh, it might be. It might be a bee. That’s concerning. That’s okay. You’ve never had a bee? Chomp, chomp. You gotta start eating bees. No, no, no, see, I feel like this is great. I like to, I feel like Jordan and Andrew knew who they were pitching to. The Mac and Cheese Candy Canes. Good lord. That is, that is a crime against humanity. And that’s what humans are. But Jordan, I really was like, no one else has a chance after Andrew presented me with these. Wow. Wow. But Jordan, you made such a compelling argument. I gotta go with. Whoa Jordan. Wow, I didn’t win any of these last time we did this. Whoa. Good work. Thank you, guys, I’m locked in. All her daddy. All right. Plus I might, I might wanna try this ice cream. What the what? Astronaut. That looks awesome. You’ve never had astronaut ice cream? What is this? Your parents never gave you $5 to get something in a museum gift shot. Yeah. Here, taste it. It’s nasty. Oh, good lord. That’s why so many astronauts go crazy. Yeah. It looks like an ice cream sandwich. It’s a sandwich. I didn’t know that. Right? And then would anyone else, like a little bit? No, I had one earlier. Yeah. I had one for lunch. You always do one before, before shoots. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Thanks. Takes the edge off. Is it good? It tastes like a ice cream sandwich. Yeah. Oh no, that, that’s really bad actually. Yeah. Oh. Oh, no, the prince’s ball is tonight and the person to the left of you doesn’t have anything to wear. What one snack will you use to create a full outfit for them? Please describe the look. Hmm. Hmm. I do love fashion. Yeah. Okay. You already know? I think so. That makes sense. because you love fashion too. Mm-hmm. And you know me. Yes. Wow. Okay, you’re setting yourself up. No, don’t start with me. Hi. I won’t start with you, but you know. Come on. All right, are you feeling ready? Yes. You feeling ready? Okay. All right, who wants to start? Mm, I’ll start. All right, prince’s ball. He a prince. He ain’t married yet. He ain’t no king. Yeah. He need his queen. Yeah. His princess. Yeah. You gotta catch his eye. Sure. A lot of people out there trying to catch the prince’s eye. Sure. Y’all remember the 1997 VMAs? Say a little more and maybe. 1997 VMAs someone got on that red carpet in a purple onesie. Sequenced titty out Lil’ Kim. Lil’ Kim. Little pasty. Yeah. Introduced pasties to the world. Sure. Eye popping, eye catching. Now what if we did that with a little bit of marshmallow puff and some green cotton candy. Interesting. Now describe how you would place this on Rachel? Pasty. Okay. Cotton candy pasty marshmallow muff. Marshmallow muff? Marshmallow puff. Marsh. How you gonna have me looking? I guess it technically would be a marshmallow muff as well. Wow. Think think poison ivy. Like, you know, with little green, little white. Painting it. Wow. Yeah, it’s like a body. You got both my titties out. Loose. Do you want to be queen? Do you want to be queen? No, no, no, no. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Don’t want to be queen? She’s very scantily clad. Gotta catch the prince’s eye. Wow, all right. And it’s cotton candy is pickled cotton candy ice breaker. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Everybody’s gonna be like, oh, what is that? Mid, oh, it’s actually pickle. Wow, okay, okay. That’s gonna be what people are saying. That’s- That’s what they’re gonna be talking about. That’s gonna be the icebreaker. That’s what. Wait, that cotton candy? Is it pickle? Yeah. Yeah. Pickle. Wow. Well, you’ve really given us all something to think about. Thank you, Leonard. Thank you. Okay, Jordan. Rachel. You’re very fashionable. Thank you. Very stylish. As are you. Cutting edge. Same. Okay. Yeah. And I feel you would do something incredibly eye catching and it’s going to knock people off of their feet. Okay. And what I want to suggest, there’s a word I was looking for and I completely lost it, but what I would like to present, that’s it. It’s a simple word. What I would like to present is actually these Goldfish. You’re looking confused. You’re looking lost. Okay, but stay with me. Stay in. I am, I am. Okay, so these aren’t limited edition Goldfish Awesome Sauce, okay? And so they have a particular kind of color, all right. And I’m also thinking that this color is really gonna pop. You think that color’s gonna pop on my skin tone? I think it’s going to pop on your skin tone. Okay. Don’t zoom in. Pop on your skin tone. And how would she be wearing these Goldfish? Oh, I’m so glad you asked. Yeah. We’re going to be sewing them together individually to create a crop top matching top and bottom set. I do love a set. Yes, it’s going to be pants set Goldfish. Okay. With top set, stitched together Goldfish. Why are you laughing? I can do it. If I have, I got a needle and a thread and a dream and it’s gonna stay on, okay? Is Jordan gonna sit down at any point in the night? Oh, now you’re obsessed with sitting. Now everybody’s gotta sit. You’re supposed to be the most beautiful, you’re gonna be the most beautiful person at the ball. You’re not gonna have time to sit with this kind of thing. Oh so many- Kendall better watch out. Okay. All right. That’s all I’ll say. No, I wanna know what flavor is Awesome Sauce? Awesome Sauce is a combination of all the best flavors that Goldfish has got to offer. It tastes like cool beans. It is- Oh. Yeah. Cool beans. It’s a, they say it, even say it on the back. The taste that’s hard to describe and impossible to resist. Oh, so it tastes random. Yeah, it’s all random. Yeah, it’s Awesome Sauce, but it’s also random sauce. Of course, okay. Getting a little epic bro in there. Yeah. Okay. Well that makes a lot of sense to me. So thank you so much, Rachel. Yeah, no problem. Yeah. Andrew. Okay. Do you remember the 1998 VMAs? That one, yes, specifically I was there. No, no, okay. All right, so Jordan, I’m so excited you finally got the invite for the prince’s ball. Yeah, I know you’ve been waiting. I’m so excited. You’ve been on the guest list or- I love presents, I love balls. The wait list a long time. Yes. And you making it. So you gotta wear an outfit. And outfits usually are flat. They’re kind of flattened. You know, that’s kind of one of the things that outfits are. Like gesture you’re making. I’m just saying stuff has to be flat to fit around bodies, you know? Right. Okay. So I’m, I’m finding some flat objects in here. Are you the alien? I’m just saying, you’re not gonna make an outfit, you know, out of, well, it doesn’t matter. This, you can’t make an outfit outta this. It’s not flat enough. So I’m giving you some flat anchovies and we’re gonna tie them together with some flat sea, what? Seaweed snacks. Okay. So it’s seaweed and flat anchovies. So there’s a nautical theme. There’s nautical theme- And maybe that’s- We’re gonna tie them together around your body. And look, I don’t know if you have a romantic partner, but if you do, I really don’t want you to cheat on them at the ball. So this will really make people not want to be near you at all, because it will smell quite bad. Sure. And I’m just thinking for your partner, if there is one, I don’t want them to get hurt so. And I’ll make sure I don’t get any pesky STDs. Yeah, that as well. So we’re really just trying to keep you safe. The ball is gonna be a chased event for you. And that’s thanks to the seaweed. No, I mean, that sounds, that sounds amazing. Thank you. Wow, okay. These would be perfect for my human body. Yes, your human body. Okay. Now, now, now I don’t look so crazy, huh? Well now it’s my turn to dress Leonard for the ball. And listen, I know we probably shouldn’t do this, but I look at the comments sometimes and I know what the people want. They want more Leonard in skimpier outfits. The sex appeal on this guy is undeniable. Thank you. Everyone is saying it in the comments. Yeah. So I’m giving the people what they want. It’s more Leonard, fewer clothes. He’s got those shorts that don’t reveal anything. What’s what’s under there? Let’s see the bod. And that’s why we’re covering my guy in Swedish Fish. Oh. Oh. These are adhesive. You can stick these wherever. One on each nip. And then, I don’t know, maybe a little- What you trying to say, Jordan? I’m saying you need to put a, and obviously you’ll need more than one for the rest of the outfit. You’ll need several. We’ll figure out how many we need specifically. But we can go to Costco, get a big old bag and so yeah, we’re making you a little bottom piece out of sticky Swedish Fish. Now they gotta stick, right? You can’t have these things flying off while you’re doing the watusi around this ball. Of course. I mean, I’m not suggesting we lick each of these and stick them on you. That’s a little gross. Sure. So we’re gonna dunk each of them in protein milk. So we’re gonna dunk the guy into the milk. We’re gonna stick them onto your bod. You’re gonna look amazing. And afterwards, if you eat ’em, it’ll help your gains. He looks really excited. He does look excited. Yeah. That’s an exciting look. Yeah, you can just lick that right off. Yeah. I’m just saying mine’s looking pretty good right now. It’s interesting that almost everyone else did some kind of sea theme. That’s true. Oh. Oh, it’s true, yeah. Yeah. I like this noise we’re making. We sound like the audience of an NPR podcast. Mm, mm. Yeah, yeah. NPR ASMR. NPR, oh. Oh. That is there, that is there. Oh. Yeah. Battle yes. You just came up with that right now? No, I wrote that years ago. Oh, okay, okay. Been waiting to use it though. Yeah. Waiting to use it. Grateful for this opportunity. Finally you’re free. Finally. You die. Wave ghost to your ghost. Yeah. Oh my God. You just call your girlfriend, take it down, take it off the wall. Oh, well, I mean, honestly, I loved everyone’s, I thought everyone’s really good. I thought everyone’s was very revealing, which I thought was interesting. That being said, there’s nothing like a garment specifically for a muff. So Leonard, you are right. Wow. I know you said it on accident. I know you said it on accident, but it was so funny. You could not win. Oh. All right. Well, looks like the winner is me. All right, and I just learned that I am going to win the ideal snack combo. Oh, what’s that? What is it? Fly it in. Whoa. Oh. Totino’s. Totino’s. Combination Totino’s Pizza Rolls. These are delicious. And you know what, I wanna share them with all of you as soon as we wrap. Okay. Okay. Okay. We got an hour. We got to go for ’em to bake. Yeah, we’re gonna warm ’em up. We just gonna eat ’em out of the bag. That’s true. Nevermind. Thanks everyone. See you next Saturday for another “Good Mythical Weekend”. Bye. Bye. Wow. Watch the full recording of “Good Mythical Evening Sloshed in Space” on demand at goodmythicalevening.com. And don’t forget to grab a limited edition tee while you’re there.