Today we decide the right way to eat a hot dog. Let’s talk about that. “Good Mythical Morning.” Don’t you just love doing math? Not really. Okay, well- Not at all. What if it’s combined with eating food and a giant interactive pie chart? Now you’re talking. It’s time for Incredible Edible Percent-ibles. Okay boys, we asked the Mythical Beasts if they prefer light meat or dark meat for their turkey. Go ahead and try both. Before we try it, but I gotta say something ’cause you’re already saying into the comments, light meat? I thought it was white meat. Yeah. Well, I think it is white meat. But a writer who shall remain nameless, who is from Massachusetts, has blamed this completely on the entire state of Massachusetts. He said, this is what we say in Massachusetts. Light meat and dark meat. I mean- Is it true? It does provide a perfect complimentary contrast to the term dark meat. Yep, it could be. You’re right. And it’s not really white, it is just lighter- You’re right. Than the darker meat. Maybe we’ve all been wrong about this. Moving on. You’re a ham man. But I’m a ham man. You’re a ham man. It’s all pink meat to me. But you’re a dark meat man when it comes to chicken. Yes sir. I mean it’s juicier. It’s more flavorful. Oh, you guys aren’t even going eat the meat. Oh yeah. I’m gonna eat it. Because I, we’ve updated the points because last time- I’m eating this dark meat. You were too good at everything, and we wanna see you struggle a little bit. Oh, I forgot this is turkey. So if you guess what the majority of the Mythical Beasts chose, you get a point. But you have to get within 10% now of the actual percentage to get three more points. Because you were too good last time with 15%. We’re still gonna win, okay. Turkey is not good, dude. I don’t like dark meat turkey. Do I like white meat turkey? Probably not. Okay. I like it better. But chicken, I’m a thigh man. I think that more people like white meat. And here’s why- For turkey. For turkey. Even I do. First of all, there’s more of it. So if you’ve got a group of 10 people and you keep serving ’em turkey after a while, a certain number of them are just gonna have more of the white meat. But also, when you, if you’re my mama, shout out to Mama Di, she is one of the people, she’s don’t point at the sky. She’s still with us. Oh yeah. But she’s not here. So I was trying- Point to North Carolina, don’t point to heaven. I was trying to lob it to her. Okay, well that made me feel uncomfortable. Sorry, sorry. It’s got a long way to go, so I was just lobbing it at her. There is a whole section of the grocery store at Thanksgiving that is just turkey breast. In fact, I have a friend who, when I deep fry a turkey, she brings me just a breast and says, please deep fry just this breast. There’s no parts of the, there’s no place in the grocery store that’s just dark meat. That’s right. That’s right. And of course- But there’s a lot of people. Here it is, well, this is Black Friday. Look around. Do you see more turkey white meat or dark meat left over that people have chosen not to eat yesterday? Huh? You can get a turkey leg at the store. Yeah, you can, okay, don’t- No, no, no, that’s the fair. No, no, no. You- That’s Disney. You can. I have a friend, every Thanksgiving she comes to me, she brings a single turkey leg. No, she doesn’t. She says, Stevie, could you cook this turkey leg for me please? And I do. No, she doesn’t. Okay, fine. You’re trying to move our, you’re trying to confuse our pie. You went to 85. That doesn’t make any sense. Light meat. Light meat. 85, no, I mean, there still a lot of people like dark meat. Not any less than that. What, what- Like white meat. Hold on, you’re, as a dark meat man you’re saying this. I’m a turkey white meat man. I just tasted- Just now! But you thought you were a dark meat man. This is crazy. They’re making it harder for us. We gotta be more accurate. 67. All right, I’m saying it’s 85, so, I think we should meet in the middle. 76. That’s a lot. Nobody likes dark meat turkey except for Stevie’s friend. A lot of people. Hitch’ll eat three or four chick, legs. Five or six maybe. I mean, the turkey leg of it all does- Yep, 70, one. Keep going, man. Come on. Hold on. We gotta gotta be within 10%. Just go. We gotta be within 10%. All right, well, let’s just go here. Hold on. 73. Okay. What are you gonna do, I’m just gonna say, I don’t know if I’m comfortable with this. I’m a big white meat man. Well, I’m not comfortable with what you’re saying. But I’m just saying, what are we gonna do? You’re really, you’re pushing. You’re pushing and pushing. You’re gonna thank me. So I wanted it to be 65. You wanted it to be 85. Yeah, and I’m still getting closer to you than to me. It’s not a complete compromise. Lock it in. Okay, 73. 61% of the Mythical Beasts voted for light meat. Okay, so we lost the first round, okay, all right. Look at his face. It’s okay, it’s okay. Look at his face. It’s okay. I actually started at 60. I set it right there and I felt good. And then you started manipulating me to here and then to here, and then to here. I started right there. I don’t think you know- This is right where I dropped it. I think it- Right there. I’m blaming this on the terminology. This is Massachusetts’ problem. So, you did get one point for that round, but you do have to get 12 in order to win this time. ‘Cause you get three points for being within the 10. Correct, yeah, yeah. That’s the major thing. Okay, okay. Next up we asked some Mythical Beasts if they preferred their ice cream with a waffle cone or a cake cone. And is a cake cone- Cake? It’s not. It’s not cake. What is it? It’s wafer, right? It’s like a non-waffley wafer. I’m gonna try to eat some of the cone from the beginning. That’s hard to do. Classic. You know, you got people who special, special homes, have these at their house, you know? They’ll serve you ice cream in a cone. To me, ’cause- Special homes? My nana growing up, she would keep these cake cones and it was- What do you mean by special? It was very special to me. It was a special place for me. And one of the things that made it special was the ice cream wasn’t eaten in a bowl. I could still eat it in a cone as if I was at a ice cream parlor. But I was in a special home. We never had these unless I went to the special parlor. I’m a big fan. Yep. Of- Straight from his own mouth. I’m a big fan of- The waffle cone tastes better- Of cones in general. The waffle cone has flavor. Oh yeah. Woo, it does. You guys are both acting a little bit like aliens who’ve never seen ice cream cones before. Like you could, you didn’t have a opening opinion. I don’t know what the heck Link is talking about, about special parlors and houses, and- No one knows. You’ve just discovered that a waffle cone tastes better. No, no, I knew- I’ve never had ’em back to back. I knew that, but I’m just saying the waffle cone has flavor. This is just, what can we do to make wafer, what’s the minimum amount that we can do to make something that can hold ice cream? This is like, what else can we do? What more can we do? And the artisanal nature of it being made fresh there in the place. It’s so superior. So much more than I would’ve thought before my ship landed. Yeah, but here’s the thing, Link. We are being influenced by trying them side by side, which is not what happens when people fill out this survey. They go into their mind, and the cones are not in their mind. It’s a picture of the cone. And they don’t understand. If everyone sat down and tasted these, it would be 90/10, 80,/20. Don’t choke. So we clearly think it’s a waffle cone. Now, one of the things that I want to acknowledge that some of you mathematical sleuths have pointed out, is that there’s never, back when we used to have to be within 15, and the only way to get any points is to be right about which side you choose, it never made any mathematical sense to go less than 65. Technically, less than 66 because it’s always gonna be 51. It’s always gonna be one or the other, right? And so you wanted to be on the majority side, but you wanted to be within 15. So in order to get the best chance, you wanted to get as close to as many possible numbers as possible. Now that it’s 10, we should never go less than 61. Or 40. Or 39. 39. So- Because if we put it here, we have a grace period of this that would still actually, it’s 59, right? Because if we’re wrong, we would still get the point. No, you don’t get the, you have to be right to get the point. Right, that’s, okay. So that’s why it’s 61. Yep. 61 and 39. So we’re, this is our no-man zone in here. Waffle cones are better, so we are asserting that we’re at least here. So I think that in the real world, having tested and tasted these, we’re here. But then you gotta go into the mind of a person and realize that they don’t understand how much better a waffle cone is in their mind. And I think it puts you at 66. How you feel about that? Well- Just be honest. Just be honest. No, I mean- Or lie to me. Yeah, what happened last time was not pretty, you know? Well, I was- I was very assertive. I wanna take your opinion into account. I’m gonna give it to you, but I just wanna acknowledge- No, no, but do you think it should be more or less? We need to move it in the direction that you feel, but that’s not as much as you feel. Well, I think you already brought it back down from here and, ’cause I am one of those people. I’m one of those people that didn’t know how much better a waffle cone was. So what would you have said before this? I would have said, well, I would’ve said that a waffle cone was better. But by what percentage? 61? 61. They’re everywhere. So are these. Oh, I’m saying those are everywhere. But yeah, I’m going with you on this one. These are the ones that I’m saying are everywhere. Even though they’re not good. I don’t know why they’re everywhere, but they are. They’re at the grocery store. You buy ’em at the grocery store. Nana takes ’em home. Just trying to follow your logic. So you went lower than me and then you said, because they’re everywhere, which made me think that suddenly this was gonna be more popular. That’s why I’m bringing this back down. That’s why I brought it back down. Okay, okay. 66. You still okay with 66? You wanna go to 65? I wanna do whatever you wanna do. I wanna move it in the direction that you wanna move it. That’s 65. No, I don’t want to contribute. So you don’t, you want it to stay on 66? I’m, yes, yes. I’m abstaining. Okay, 66 locked in. 73% of the Mythical Beasts voted for waffle cone. Okay, all right. Good work. Okay, okay, all right. We’re gonna be okay. We’re gonna do this. That’s a good answer. Did you know that our biggest sale of the year is here? Of course it is. It’s Black Friday. Save 30% off on all things Mythical, okay? That’s site wide at mythical.com. Also- 30% off everything? Yes! Everything, and also all plans at mythicalsociety.com. 30%- If wanna become a Mythical Society member now’s the time to do it! Every Mythical Society plan? Yes, Link. And every single item at mythical.com? Yes, look, 30%. I cannot believe it. 30%, if you need to visualize it. There it is. Or that’s 70% if you’re looking at the wrong color. Yes. But we’re not giving 70% off. But I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to undersell it. Don’t confuse yourself. 30% is a lot, so stop complaining. Just buy stuff. It helps us and it helps you. And sometimes it helps you keep warm. Blanket time. Yeah. That was a blanket segue. You’re gonna be the one to talk about it. That’s what we talked about a moment ago. We got a blanket. You know what time it is! This is the, you know what time it is blanket. It says “it is” down here. It’s very big. It’s very, very big. This thing is so big. It’s so big and it’s the right weight and it’s, I could see this being outdoor, indoor, upstairs, downstairs. Yeah, any floor of your house. It’s a wonderful- Even the basement. And you can drape it on your roof as planes go by. And send them that as a message. If you get in trouble. You know what time it is woven blanket. Mythical.com. Mythical.com. 30% off that too? Oh yeah. 30, oh yeah. Oh yeah. 30% off that too! Okay, we asked the Mythical Beasts, do they put ketchup on their hot dogs. Or not. Now this is a weird comparison because we’ve got a hot dog with ketchup and a hot dog with nothing, which is not really the scenario. That’s not what we asked. It could have other things on it. A lot of people just like mustard. I prefer mustard, but I would gladly have both, so. Oh yeah. I mean, there’s no way- I’m not anti-ketchup on a hot dog. But if, like, Chicagoans are… Yeah, they’re all about the mustard. Now, I will say- They’re all about no ketchup and just mustard. But also the other things. But never ketchup. Never ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t belong. They do have it at most places still, though. There’s some places that won’t serve it, but there’s a lot of people who still do it. Can I just make, can I just lodge a slight complaint? Why is nothing- Where are you gonna lodge it? Why is- ‘Cause I think that’s gonna affect my answer. Why is the ketchup section not the red part? Yeah, this is weird. This looks like mustard, y’all. I think we’re gonna have to blame Massachusetts. Okay. The people in Massachusetts use yellow ketchup. Y’all are backwards. What is wrong with y’all? Okay, so what we are saying is that the red represents no ketchup, first of all. And we are then saying that we like ketchup, so we want to reduce the color of ketchup because that’s not what represents ketchup. Yes. Wait, Rhett, are you a ketchup on hotdog boy? I, if I’m just making my own hotdog, I will not put ketchup on it. Okay. But if there’s a ketchup hotdog in front of me, I’m gonna eat it before I eat the one without it. So hold on, then you’re voting for no ketchup. Oh, if I am in this world right now, I’d be like, yeah, I’m not making the choice to put ketchup on my hot dog. And then that’s your vote. Yeah, but I still think I’m in the minority. Crap, because I like a Carolina style dog. Which also has no ketchup. But we’re from North Carolina. Chili, slaw, onions, mustard. I like to add mayo. I used to not add, I used to replace the mustard, but never ketchup. But here’s the thing- So, crap, I’m a no ketchup. Don’t let us be representative of what’s going on here. More people in the world- We’re the problem. Like ketchup than mustard. Right, exactly. A lot of people who actively hate mustard, there’s not many people who actively hate ketchup. There’s some- But I’m nervous. So, I want to go as close as I can get. Which is, as we determined, 39. I don’t feel good about that. I feel like it’s cutting it too close. I feel like it’s, I feel like ketchup is so, it is the most popular condiment in the world. But then we’re, so we’re really having a crisis of our complete answer. A ketchup crisis. No, no, no, no. That’s not what I’m talking. I’m saying it’s so popular that I think it’s more up in here. Yeah, we are in the minority. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But are we in that much of a minority? Because it’s like if Chicago didn’t exist… But it does. So Chicago exists and then Carolinas exist. But those are just the place where Michael Jordan started and the place where Michael Jordan finished. We can’t let that be the reason that we vote a certain way. We didn’t even know we were anti-ketchup until we started talking about it. We’re not anti-ketchup, let me be clear. I just don’t prefer it on a hot dog. And I do think that’s how I would answer this. Solid. But this is- Yeah, but- This is what I’m comfortable with. When people are just voting, they think, well, I’m not anti-ketchup. And that’s why we keep moving this. And I just moved it back up here. But I just moved it to 34. I just moved it to 34. 34%. All right, you haven’t let us astray yet. So you feel good? So we’re saying basically 76%, no, 66% of people like ketchup. 34% people- Yeah, 66% like ketchup. Are you gonna tell us who doesn’t like ketchup or who does? What number are you starting with? The winner. Oh yeah. The what? As I do. The winner. Yeah, the way she does it every time. We’re gonna straighten it out in our heads, okay? Okay, all right. 66/33. 66 pro-ketchup, locked in. 78% of the Mythical Beasts voted for a hotdog with ketchup. Ah, shoot. We should have gone further. Dang it. And that was our initial instinct, which is how people vote. And that’s what we learned. And that you’re wrong about yourself. Many of you. And if you would’ve thought about it as long as we did, some of you would’ve changed your vote. We, what we did, we let the fact that we have an opinion about this over influence the way we know that people are. Yep, yep, yep. I mean there was a moment there where you were almost switching to the other side. You gotta get with the program! I, I, this is- How are we gonna ever win? Well, it’s gonna be hard ’cause I’m constantly confused by this. I don’t, I think that’s the one thing I’m not confused about. Okay, we’re taking things in a non-edible direction for this last round. Oh, by the way, you can’t win technically, ’cause last round you really messed everything up. But, the judges have conferred. And if you get within three percentage points this time, we will still give you the special prize. I believe in us. Yes. So the question at hand is, do the Mythical Beasts prefer wetting their toothbrush before putting the toothpaste on or after putting the toothpaste on? Gut, just gut reaction. What do you do? After. What? I do before. Okay, well then, we’re, we have a problem. Because, when you put, why do you put, why do you do that? So you, you’re telling me you take a dry toothbrush… Yep. Show me. I take a dry toothbrush… And you put dry toothpaste- And I squeeze it down into it like that. Oh my god. Right there in the middle? Yeah. And then boom, look, it ain’t going anywhere. Look at that. And then you- Look, it’s going nowhere. You don’t dip it in a thing though, you put it- No, I put it under the sink and everything, it, what, now the toothpaste and the toothbrush are both wet. Your technique, you only get the toothbrush wet. Lemme show you. So what I do is I, yeah, I want to wet everything. So I put it under the sink. And now that this is nice and wet, then I take this and… You do a TV commercial. I do a TV commercial. I literally do a TV commercial every time. So I believe- But then- The fact that this is how it’s done on TV. It probably influenced a lot of people. And then what I do is the moment I put it in my mouth, I put it on my tongue and I push it in. And then I brush my teeth. Because if you just start brushing your teeth with a toothbrush- It gets, it’s like a slug getting loose in your mouth. Yeah, it’s like you got all- Yeah. I mean, here lemme show you. So if I was- But you see my technique- If I wet this- Accomplishes the same thing. I just go TV, which is beautiful. And it’s a lot more toothpaste than you used. No, no, look, look, look into my toothbrush. It’s toothpaste all the way down. But not all the way across. It event, it becomes all the way across in seconds as soon as it goes into my mouth. Yeah, oh. Yours came off on your tongue. Exactly. Because I just demonstrated- I want it to be on the brush. I just, I just did that. I just pushed it on there. But I demonstrated the slug. Oh, if you didn’t do it. I don’t do this slug, but something about squishing it. I stand by my technique as better. But here’s the one thing I don’t like about it, and I’m not deciding. I might change- Touching the toothbrush. I don’t like touching the toothpaste nozzle to the toothbrush. My wife and I have our own toothpastes. I don’t- And I don’t mind sharing things with my wife, but I’m just saying- I have my, I have my own- I have my own toothpaste. I have my own toothpaste. And so- Are they different toothpastes? Like different brands or something? But I have a morning toothpaste and a night toothpaste. Don’t get me started. But, okay. I wasn’t expecting that answer. I just meant different from Jesse. My night toothpaste is like one of those off TikTok shop that’s supposed to be really good at getting rid of plaque. She didn’t get you started. And then the one in the morning has got the fluoride in it, ’cause I like a little bit of that fluoride going into my pineal gland so I can send letters to RFK, Junior. Okay. She did not get you started. About how I’m being affected. You have not been started. Okay? If you wanna know. So, how do you feel about my technique? I don’t like, everything’s not getting wet. All the brush isn’t getting wet. Yeah, it is. No, it’s not. The part of the brush that has toothpaste sunk down in it. The whole middle of your toothbrush is still dry even now. No, it’s wet as a whistle. No, it’s not. Wherever the toothpaste is on the bristles, it’s dry under there. Guys- And I, we know that Guys, guys, the thing is, there’s no right or wrong here. Yes, there is! It’s just, what do people do more? That’s that’s the game, remember? Everyone’s right, we can all be right. I believe that there is a right answer- The TV commercial. To things like this. The fact that you do it a certain way on TV and people just watch it and they’re like, that’s what I’m gonna do. Yep, the power of media. I think that more people do it your way. They do it before toothpaste. Crap, dude. We have to get within three. You think, I, did you always do it that way? Yeah, yeah, 1000%. Because the thing is- I used to do it your way. Because the thing is, is that toothpaste is hardy. Like, look at this like you, like you just, look, I’m gonna barely put it on top, right? Barely. This is so much toothpaste. You’re like, oh, it’s gonna go somewhere. No, it’s not, it’s not gonna go anywhere. But- It’s on there really good. Look. You believe that it will. But it won’t. But, but- Physics, people. No one wants to test that. Look, it’s not going anywhere. It doesn’t go anywhere. It’s toothpaste, it’s viscous. It’s almost going somewhere. Well, because now I’m sitting here messing around with it. But no one knows that. And you didn’t even truly know it. I know the nature of toothpaste. It feels like it’s gonna go somewhere, so you wet it first. I’m, I think I’m normal. Well, hold on. That might be where we’re wrong. Okay, yeah. Well, okay. So yeah. This is what you wanna do, then. After toothpaste, you wanna wet it. Man, I wanna do a survey of the local people. No, you can’t, you can’t do a survey to find out the right answer to the other survey. Can we survey one additional person? Can we survey Stevie and just ask her? The only person we can survey is the person who says light meat. And we’re not, we’re still not giving your name because we don’t want to dox you. But light meat man. He’s trying to recall- What are you doing? What he does every morning via pantomiming. He wets the toothbrush. And we know he’s all wrong. He’s with me, so he’s wrong. Yep. Yep. So we’re going against him and me. All right- Hold on, that was two outta three. I’m not willing go- But he had to go into his routine to figure it out. But we are not normal people, he and I. I will allow you to ask one more person if- Stevie, what do you do? Well, that’s not the person. Carney? Please let us know. I do both. Before and after? Uh-huh. You are so wet. That’s too much, dude. That is too wet. What are you concerned about? Dry mouth? It’s just the texture thing for me. I think you’re both right. Okay, we got double wets. You wanna to wet the brush then you wanna wet the toothpaste. We’ve got double wetters, double wetters. I do it before. Let’s just leave it here. I wet it before. Oh. I don’t wet it after. Okay, now I feel like we’ve gotten too much information. See, Stevie… Stevie’s doing what you’re doing. Okay. Stevie wets it before. Here’s the thing, media. Yep, and the power of media. But we gotta be within three. I think this is actually- Let’s just leave it right here. Well, we have to be within three, not within 10. So we don’t, we’re not incentivized to go to 41. Yeah, yep. We gotta go right there. Or 39. We gotta go to 47. You think it’s that close? Yeah. Okay, we’re locked in at 47% are before or 53% are before toothpaste. 47 after, 53 before. 64% of the Mythical Beasts wet their toothbrush before. Before! You’re with me! You’re the weirdo! I should have gone further. Oh crap. Well, you get to at least see what you could have won and then we’re gonna take it away from you immediately. We could have worn, we could have got these shirts, Rhett, here. This one says, “Will I write fan fiction today? Yes, also yes, but in red”. Oh, that’s funny. And then the other one of us could have been wearing this. “Things you can do at the YMCA. Get yourself clean. Have, oh, it’s the song. It’s from the song. Don’t forget to come back for “Good Mythical Weekend” tomorrow, right here on this channel. Sorry we failed you. Yeah. Happy Black Friday. I thought you said- Happy Black Friday. Happy Valentine’s Day. Happy Black Friday. 30% off. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. 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