We’re gonna play some classic GMM games in the dark. Let’s talk about that. “Good Mythical Morning!” As you can see, we are completely darkened once again. It might not be morning. It might not be night. We don’t even know. All we know is that we’re in a black box in our studio. And you know how this works by now. The crew, including Stevie, is somewhere else. It’s time for, “Are You a Game in the Dark?” Okay, boys, you know how this works. I am in that room behind you. It feels very much like I have locked you into the studio and set up surveillance cameras, and you’re unable to get out. And I can just tell you what to do. We’re scared. Is this being broadcast on the dark web? Yeah. And when you look up like that, it is especially creepy. There’s something that like- Dark quib! Feed us. Feed us. Fetus. We’re fetus. Well, good news. I will be feeding you. Each round’s a different game, as you know. The first game involves some type of thing that’s gonna go into your mouth. The winner in the end is rewarded. Up first, you’re gonna play international darts Pepsi. So let’s bring it in. Okay, boys, you’re going to throw your dart at the country you think this Pepsi is from. The Pepsis are now in front of you. All countries are in play. And Chase, the Is Pepsi Okay cartographer, will be safely away, I get it. As you throw. Then he’s gonna come back and he’s gonna measure your distance. He’s wearing night vision goggles. He can see you and you cannot see him. Prove it! Ready? Yeah. Well, how many fingers am I holding up? Whoa, hold on. His eyes just turned red. How many fingers am I holding up? Two. How many fingers am I holding up? There’s shade. One. Yeah. Is it a special one? I flipped him. You’re holding up six. I flipped him the bird. I did too, dude! Oh! Double bird! Double bird! I almost put out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This right here. Hey, you just poked! Why would you do that? You literally just poked me with the dart. I was telling you, that’s what I was about to do. I literally almost did this. Okay, here, let me show you how that feels. Gimme your hand. Gimme your hand. Just show you how you do this. Here’s what you said. You said, almost did this. Ow. See? And then you did that. Ah! Okay. Okay. The drink is Pepsi. Yeah, and since Link won the last in the dark, he’s gonna go first. This Pepsi got some flatness. Y’all ordered this from an olden time. It tastes like it’s got actual mud in it. Mepsi. Pond water, for sure. God, it’s bad. Yeah, I will say it may or may not be approximately nine years old. Yeah. Pepsi pond. Nine years old. Pepsi, now with more pond. Now we’re more pond. That does explank why it stank. Now Link, last time we threw darts in the dark, you hit a metal locker of sorts. Brazil. Here we go. Okay. I did feel that this dart is new. It’s pointy on the end, like normal, but the tail feathers are harder. This is a new dart. It’s a night dart. Is this a night dart? It’s a night dart, right? Yes, it is a night dart. Okay, well. I don’t want you to overcorrect though and go too far to the right. I mean, I don’t even know what countries are on there, but I’m not even tasting anything except flat and nasty. It’s a country with a pond for sure. So think of a ponded country. I betcha Lithuania’s got some ponds. It’s not a really strong flavor. Yep. It’s a bland pond. Yeah. Bland pond. Sounds like someone your mom would be friends with. Aunt Bland Pond out of a pond. Did you hear about Bland Pond? Yep, she died. Okay. Whenever they ask you if you remember somebody, the next sentence is always that they passed away. That is the mom move. Do you remember Bland Pond? She’s no longer with us. She passed. But it was in her sleep, surrounded by family. Go ahead. I’m gonna try to hit the map. Okay, yeah, yeah. I think that is the goal. That is the goal. And I just feel like this is it. Yep. I believe in you. Anybody over there? I believe in you. Chase? I’m over here. Chase, you’re over here? You got me? Okay. Here we go. Ah, I hit it! I hit it! You did it, man. I hit it, hit it. You did it. Hit it and forget it. That’s what I said. Okay. It sounded like a good thud. Yeah. You might’ve hit a pond. You might have hit a pond. I drove it deep! Okay. All right, okay. So what’s your answer. Lithuania. You don’t know. It’s really hard to know. Lithuania is one of the most ponded. One of the most ponded. That would be the Netherlands. Man. You need to go for Holland. All of that was under water. It was all reclaimed. Okay. I’m using my desk technique. I’m rubbing the desk, as you can see, ’cause I think that the map is like, there. So you just go like this and then you. Throw it, man! Throw the dart! Okay. All right. Throw the dart! I think I went over it. Yes! Can I throw another one? Dude! Lemme throw another. You’re such a kooky person. Okay, here we go. Look at you, missing this map. Okay, there we go. What are you doing? That was just to prove that you could hit it on two tries? The first one was a fake. I didn’t throw anything. Chase. That was a non-competitive second throw. Yeah, non-competitive second throw. I just wanted to be able to hit it. That one doesn’t count? How embarrassing. Hold on, last time you missed, we did let you throw a second dart and you hit the thing again. Yeah. I missed again. We let you throw a third dart. I believe. So what are we saying? Did we do that? We definitely gave you at least another chance. That sounds familiar to me. Yeah. But Link, it’s up to you, whether or not you wanna count this. Oh god! Fine. I got pond on the desk. There you go. I got pond on it. Where’s this? I gave it to link. Thank you. It’s up to Link whether or not he wants to count your second throw. Yes, you can count it. Okay. Because I’m doing this to him now. Well then, yeah, that’s, okay. Chase? It’s right here. Chase? Oh, I was measuring. Sorry. Okay, well the Pepsi that you’ve now just spilled on the desk is Pepsi ginger, a limited time released from 2016. And if the lights were on, well, I think we can pass you the can. Well, maybe no one can see the can. Okay. Yeah. Here’s the can that you also can’t see, but. Oh, wow. Look at that. You see, if you were able to see, that the writing on the can is in two languages. On one side, it’s in English. On the other side, it’s in French, which means it’s from, France? Canada. Oh! Yeah, so Link, you had 75. Hey, well, that’s pretty dang good. You’re in Australia. Oh, wow. You were counted in Japan, 79. We went both way over there. Dang! So you won anyway. You out sucked me! Yeah. 79 might be a record for a high number. Four centimeters more suckage. Okay. Are you ready for your next game? It’s time for, cutting things perfectly in half. Quick reminder, if you’re in the dark, when it comes to what to get at the grocery store, well, you need to go to sporked.com, or go to the Sporked YouTube channel, because these are real people, telling you the real stuff you need to buy. There you go, Link. Real people. Okay, boys, instead of working together, you each have the same item in front of you. And you’re going to compete to see who can more perfectly cut that thing in half. Now there’s a coin on the desk. No, no, no. What? No, no? There, okay. There’s the coin. So you’re gonna flip the coin and you’re gonna see who gets first choice of their cutting instrument. You have safety scissors, or a plastic butter knife. Boo! Oh my god. And we don’t know what the item is. Not yet. Butter knife? Okay. So I can flip this coin? Yeah. Well, call something. Tails. Mom? Huh? Heads. Tails. What are you doing? What’s happening? Okay, it’s tails. It’s tails. I mean, I didn’t cheat, ’cause I have no idea. It went everywhere. I don’t know. Well who… Okay. Well, Rhett called tails. What do you want? So safety scissors are safe. So if I gave those to you. They seem to be precise. I’m gonna give my friend the knife and I’m gonna take the safety scissors. Okay. That’s already in front of you guys. So lightly feel. Yeah. Lightly feel. Well now you’ve discovered what you’re cutting in half, Link, but in that, yeah. I don’t understand. The knife is in that. The knife is in that. Yeah. Ah! Okay. And I can cut this in half! No, no, no. No. Okay. He’s cutting it in half. They say I can’t cut it in half. Okay, so now put those styrofoam blocks away. Okay. Now reach in front of you. Did you hear that? Oh. Oh, oh! Is it alive? Okay. So go ahead and try and cut that perfectly in half. Is this a sex toy? Oh, is it one of those things? I think it’s anatomically correct. Is it one of those things, it looks like a balloon toy? What is that right there? Yes. That that artist makes. Yes. It’s got a really long nipple on it. Oh, is this the same as that? No, there’s more on this. Okay. Do we have the same thing? Yes. See, the thing… They’re communicating. They’re both begging for their lives. Don’t worry. It’s for a good cause. Okay, I’m not gonna be an idiot here. So the tail is solid, but there’s not nearly as much as there is in the head. So I’m gonna do one. So if I stick this in there. God. I really feel like I’m about to cut my whole finger off. Ah, shut up! Yes, you’re dying. Hold on. If yours is still making noise, it means you haven’t pierced the skin yet. I haven’t even pierced the skin. He hasn’t pierced the skin. My buddy hasn’t pierced the skin, Stevie. I’m not able to. I can see. I’m not able to get through it. He’s not able to. Whoa! Whoa. That’s a funny noise. I’m making it talk, buddy. Boy, I can make it. Whoa! That thing is struggling. I’m killing it so slowly. I’m feeling sorry for it now. Holy moly. Where am I going? Well, this is unrealistic. Well, I’ve been told that when we tested, the butter knife was by far the easier one and it worked really well. Well, I’m gonna tell you, right, look. And is it what I was doing? Apparently not. I mean, I’m just trying to find a place to cut. You know what the main problem is? I can’t see. The suggestion is that you need to hold things a little bit more tautly. Oh, Link’s gotta hold something more tautly? Taut. The thing my boy knows how to do is hold something tautly. Shut up! Gah! He’s a taut holder. I mean, if I like, pull it tight. Taut. Is that what you mean? Taut? Hold on, let me see if that’s what I mean. I’m just gonna stab it. We are frustrated with you because it should be working very simply and there’s no other way to say it. Okay. Yep. You see there’s teeth right here. They’re having a great time back there. There’s teeth right here and anywhere- It took someone over here 15 seconds to do it, apparently. So I have- Oh my gosh! Bring them out. There’s innards. I’m done. Bring them out. I’m done. Okay, great. All right, here’s what I want you to do. I want you to grab the back end of my guy and just yank. Okay. Just pull. Where is he? Pull right there. And then what you’re gonna do, oh, no, no, no. Hold on, now. Okay, I’m anchoring, I’m anchoring. Come back this way with it. I’m anchoring. Right here. And that’s my finger. That’s my finger. All right. Okay. I’ve got it. All right. So, see, where I wanna grab it is here. Ouch. I hit the mug. That was too taut. Okay. Now you grab, look, grab where my hand is. That was too taut. Grab where my hand is. Okay, now just, all right, so now. I’ve got it as tight as I can go. Well, you heard what they said. Make it taut. We need it to stop making noise. Come on! Oh hey, he did it. He’s got it. I can feel it. It’s cutting. I think he’s making sparks. Yeah, he’s making fire. I’m seeing sparks! Link’s making fire. Are you seeing sparks? No! I’m literally seeing sparks. It’s plastic and rubber. I don’t think you are. No, I am! Look, look down in there. I can’t see sparks. Oh! Look! He’s making sparks! I’m making sparks! He’s gonna make a fire. Hold on. Do we need to call the Burbank Fire Marshal? Do we need to, Stevie? It’s funny ’cause we can’t see sparks on this. I’m seeing sparks! But you’re getting through, right? Yeah. Okay. Keep going. Keep going. I am tired. You’re getting tired? I am tired. Let the record show, I assisted. Oh, hold on. It’s about to come out. It’s about to come out. Don’t let it go. I’m having so much trouble holding onto this wiener. Oh, it is not a wiener. It’s an animal. I think it’s a balloon animal. What? Why do you call it a wiener? It’s like a wiener dog. What? Yeah. I mean, the way that you’re gripping it does not. It feels very wiener-like. It does look wiener-like. I’ll also have you know that the team has continued to complain and give instruction about what Link is supposed to be doing this whole time. I just haven’t been sharing it with you. Okay, good. How much more you think you got to give? I hope there’s a third one and they can show me. Okay, there we go. Okay, we got it. Okay, so now you each have a scale that is just off to your side. So slide that in. Is this it? Oh, it’s one of these kinds. Oh, it’s one of those kinds. These kinds. It’s like the scales of justice. It’s one of these kinds. Okay, so go ahead and put your halves as you, yep. My wiener halves. Getting this on here. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Okay, and let go. I did. Link. Link. Okay. Might be a problem on there. Yeah. You know what I keep thinking? I’m gonna take my blindfold off and I’m gonna see it. Like literally, ah! This is a good blindfold. I gotta see it. I barely feel it! Let me see. Let me feel your. Mine’s perfectly balanced. I mean, not perfect, but closer. The scale isn’t perfect. Sure. It’s the scale. But yes, Rhett you have taken the win in this particular game. Wait, you helped me lose. Just remember that. That’s right. I sure did. You shouldn’t have asked me. You ready for the next game? Yep. It’s time for, don’t wake the bear. Okay boys, you each have the same goal. Move to the other side of the stage without waking the sleeping bear. But be as quiet as you can because if you wake him, he’ll be very unhappy. He might eat you and also you add 10 seconds to your time. Oh, 10 seconds. Fastest time wins. Yep. And Rhett, since you’re taller in the dark, you’re gonna go first. Oh. Okay? Okay. So I just stand here. Hold on. Are there obstacles? Ready? What am I trying to get to? Go to the Morgan door. That’s what I sound like if I… Well, the bear’s gonna wake up because I’m about to say go. I have 10 seconds? No! We’ve got bells or belts? No, if you wake the bear up, it adds 10 seconds to your clock, to your final time. Okay. And you want the shortest time. Okay. You know what I’m saying? Yes. Okay. Ready? No. And I’m not going. And you’re not going. It’s just Rhett. Just Rhett. Good luck, buddy. Okay. If that bear gets you, hopefully you get him at the same time so I get a clear run. Yes. Ready? Yes. Set, go. Already, huh? Oh my god. He’s asleep again. You’re doing good. Keep going. He’s asleep again. Did he wake up? Okay, okay. Time. You got it, you got it. You made it! Okay. I made it. Hey Rhett. Hey, there’s some stuff to worry about. But you made it. I made it. Okay, Link. Are you ready? I’m thinking maybe I should just sprint. Set, go. Did I make it? Did I make it? Oh god. I’m in! Are you in? I’m in! Wow. So freaking stealthy. You didn’t step on one chicken. So freaking stealthy. Well, it’s ’cause he stepped on the bear. He stepped on the bear himself. See, can you see me right now? Yeah. Because that was my strategy. How did that work out for him? Come close to the bear to not wake them. Then you took a really long time after you stepped on the bear, so. Yeah. Well I didn’t wanna wake him up. Okay, well, Rhett won. Where’s that bear? Where’s that bear? Where’s that bear? Where’s that bear? I’m gonna get you, bear! Hey Rhett, come here! I got him. So Rhett, you stay where you are. Rhett. I got the bear! I got the bear! I’m here. I’m staying here. I got it. Okay. I got it! All right. This is turning a little inappropriate. I got the bear! Is he humping the bear? He is humping the bear a little bit. And spoiler alert, the bear is Chase. I’m sorry, Chase. You don’t look comfortable. Please be kind. Oh, what is that? Is that Chase in there? Rhett. I’m gonna let them enjoy themselves. You need to stay where you are because you’ve won. Oh. Sorry. You okay buddy? And you have to receive a very special prize, which is a kiss from a stranger. Okay. Oh my goodness. That was several kisses. Who was it? I don’t know. It wasn’t Chase, though. Yeah, that would typically be something that he would do. Yeah. Right, yeah. Okay, so then, yep, there you go. There you go. That’s it. There you go. We’ve done it again. 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