Let’s play Toontown Rewritten. Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We are playing Toontown Rewritten. We liked the changes that they made from the original Toontown. Yeah, we’re big fans. And now that they’ve done this, we’re all ecstatic. We are Royal Blue Pig. That is us. We are a pig that is that color, I think. That person’s sleeping, you can’t talk to ’em. Let’s talk to somebody. How about this- Oh, yes, that Dr. Jellymelon. He won’t be able to talk to you while he’s fishing. If he’s fishing- Can’t talk to a person- And Brittany is here to help us. She’s saying things like, don’t talk to someone while they’re fishing. Which my father-in-law kept telling me that too. Well, here’s a person. Thanks, the pet shop will love these. Oh. And that’s an NPC. So they can’t talk to you either. Oh, that’s an NPC. How am I supposed to know this stuff? Don’t, now don’t get your feet wet now. All right, so… We just wanna see if somebody’s heard of two internet comedians- In Toontown. Named Rhett and Link. I kinda feel like- That’s what we’re here for. We live in our own version of Toontown. Is this where Roger Rabbit was running around? Isn’t it? Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Yeah, chase down that person. Oh, princess. Princess Purple Mouse. Should I go ahead and have a chat up? Like, I can go and- Can’t find anybody. Ooh, BD Fuzzymelon. Can I like, have you heard of Rhett and Link? Yeah, you can put that. Have you heard of Rhett and Link? Double exclamation point. And then do you need to go up to somebody before you? So this is- You can hit enter. Enter. He’s gonna- And everybody who’s online will see it. Look, look, look, look, I’m just a man running around asking if you’ve heard of Rhett and Link. It’s like, it’s like this. Am I, are we a cow or a pig? I can’t remember. Oh yeah, pig, it says it right here. Here we go, look, all these people. I’m gonna blast these people. Is this royal blue pig soliciting us? Lucky Flowersparkles. Hey, hey! Can they hear me? I mean, I don’t feel like I’m doing much. Yeah, tap her on the shoulder. How do I tap somebody? Brittany, does he have to type it again? I think they should try typing it again, because I don’t know if people were listening. But why is Lucky running from you? Have you heard of Rhett and Link? I need this on like cut and paste. Okay. Where’s the person? Anybody, any victim. I mean, potential friend. Daring Ruffle, Ruffleklunk? Ruffleklunk? Yeah. Punch him. How do I do things to him? So that he doesn’t- I would click on his on his person and try to becoming friends with them. Everybody runs from us. Okay. I, click on him and try becoming friends with him. You don’t have to go up to him to click him. Don’t go up to him. Don’t even let him know we’re trying to be friends. Yeah, that’s good. Okay. All right. You made a friend. Now you can ask him. He’ll be more receptive. So now that we’re friends- Have you heard- Quick, quick, quick, oh gosh. Of Rhett and Link? No, no question marks anymore? You’ve abandoned that? I’m going fast. And I gotta get it out fast. Come on, Ruffleklunk. ‘Cause if you have, boy, do we have a treat for you? Look, look, look, he’s about to say something. Somebody in the bottom said, I forgot who you are, honestly. I don’t know if they were talking to you or somebody else in the game, but you can see messages from other people. They’ll pop up in the bottom right. Somebody said they forgot who we were? I don’t, they could have been talking to somebody else, but I don’t see other conversation going on. You need help with something? We, no, no, no. Not we, they are still very relevant. Yeah, he’s checking his manual. Hold on, don’t you think? Question mark. Does that sound natural? Yeah. I think using proper grammar is very conventional. Sorry, I had to tab out for two seconds. Oh, so I don’t think they saw what you said. That’s Dolphincube, not Daring Ruffleklunk. Can I whisper? Why do you wanna whisper? What difference would it make? You’re typing. How you gonna type in a whisper? How do I type in a whisper? Dolphincube is announcing that they’ll be leaving. Bye, Dolphincube. We didn’t even get to meet you. Okay, well, this person’s not very receptive to this conversation, which is riveting. No, go try talking to Lucky Flowersparkles. I might have met her earlier. Lucky. Alright, so go behind. No, yeah, there you go. You’re figuring it out. Nope. See, look at the arrow. Go to the left. Keep going. Nope, now to the right. Straight. Oh, yeah, yeah, there’s somebody over here just waiting to know us. See- This person? Oh yeah, maybe them. Click ’em first. ‘Cause friends? Friends. Mm-hm. Sea Green Cat and Royal Blue Pig. We’re both into colors. Come on now. No thank you! Oh, they said, no thank you. How do you say f you? Oh. Oh. And she is outta here. She made a portal to get away from us. Okay, what about this one? All right, yeah. Hit OK to get out of that. I don’t like seeing that rejection forever. Oh, Random. Friends. Yes. Please be our friend, Random. I think they look steampunk, so maybe try something with that. Yeah, you look awesome, dude. Say that, chat. You look so cool. You look so cool. Exclamation? Enter. No, no, no. You look so cool. We’re gonna butter ’em up a little bit. Come on now. Where, what do they- What is Random- Why do they start reading? I don’t know if it shows the book while they’re typing. That might be what it shows while they’re- Oh, no, he’s leaving. Oh, no. Everybody is just doing, they’re jumping in all the portals. Oh God. They probably don’t even know where they’re going. It’s just anywhere’s better than with us. Oh, this is so, so much rejection. You know, now I know how those people who, at the welcome lobby of the resort felt when Leonardo DiCaprio got on his phone and walked through all of ’em. Oh yeah, I saw that. Oh, you’re now friends. Okay. What do I, what do I say? With Gatorchompy? What do I say? You look so cool? I love- Yeah. Oh! I love soccer. Hey, friend, I love soccer too. He’s got a soccer ball on his shirt. I love- He’s running. Soccer. I said cocks fights, sorry, soccer, scooters. I levo scooter. I love soccer too. Okay, I gotta find him so they know. There we go, there he is. He’s there. I love soccer too! I love soccer too. And say, you know what else I love? “Good Mythical Morning”. Yeah, that’s a, I like the way you think. I also- I also love GMM. It’s gonna be censored. It’s gonna be censored. Good Mythical- We just got welcomed to Toontown. Morning. I also love Good Mythical Morning. It sounds like we’re assuming that they said they loved “Good Mythical Morning”, which is risky. I think they just ran behind that wall. This guerilla marketing is tough. See if they’re hiding behind the wall. This guerilla marketing man, we gotta hire somebody for this. Go to your left, go behind that wall. He’s hiding back there. I went in there. What is this? Is this a different place? Yeah, those are the goons that I was telling you about. Yes, let’s see if a goon knows about us. So these people are real or fake? They’re, those are NPC, well, they’re game players. They’re gonna make you fight them with a pie. Yes, let’s fight ’em with a pie. Well, at least it’s something. Someone’s engaging. Okay. You can- You wanna throw a pie or do you wanna squirt? Throw. Squirt on him. Oh, good try. Ha, you got him! You owed me for this. What? I’m not doing anything. Yes, dude. You’re doing awesome. Squirt him. Now we squirt. Which cog? Yep, that guy. Ha! Now, oh, what’s he doing? He’s getting angry. He, he just died. We just killed him. Now what does this guy want? Hey, negative five, why? What did he throw a postcard at you? Get outta here. Yeah, I’m leaving. Ask him if they like- I’m running- Rhett and Link. Yeah. Oh, yes, we can do that too! Yes! Ha! We can hole in the ground. See? We held the ground. The thing is, we know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of that. And it doesn’t feel good. Oh, this, oh, this person’s, of course, I mean, they need a friend. Ali. Ali and Salty Gatorchompy. Oh. See… I think we should have played a little- That’s already your friend. Already a friend? Yeah, try Ali. We’re already friends. Okay. Hey, soccer guy. Yes. Plus one. Oh, I think they gave you something. We got, what did we get? What did you just give us? No, just say, I’ll say thank you. Here, boy. Oh, thank you. He called us boy. Are you, ask him if he’s also a boy? No, that’s weird. Yeah, true. Are you a man? Okay, what’s up? Interest in Rhett and Link. What? Cringe much. Okay, okay, interest- What about- Interest in- You’re losing them. Nothing, just chillin’. Yeah, keep it cool. That’s it. Yeah, okay, I can’t scare ’em away. Do you have any recommendations for YouTube shows? Yes. Do you have any recs for, mm- Nope, you gotta say recommendations. Right, suggestions. Suggestions. Suggestions- You know how to spell suggestions? For YouTube shows? And then hopefully they’ll ask us that back. This is- And we can answer it. This is really good strategy. Yeah, ’cause now, because that… Somebody else wants in now. See, look, now that we’re popular people are lining up to talk to us. That guy over there, he’s, wait, your turn tall green man. He’s thinking. How hard is it? I mean, you know something. What about… What about, you know, maybe since this is a game, we should say something like, what about Markiplier or Rhett and Link? You wanna play a mini game? I feel like this person’s about to say something to us. Let me jump a few times. Yeah, get their attention. Oh, you can whisper. Look over there. Oh. You can freaking whisper. Oh, they’re responding. They mirrored you. Okay, so we’re going nonverbal with this one? I get the sense that they don’t have the full chat and that they’re just going off the keyboard. So other people might be more interesting to talk to. Oh, so this is, okay. Because they’ve only been responding in pre-written phrases. So now click ignore. Yeah, we’re gonna, screw this person, right? Ignore. They can’t ignore ’em while they’re our friend. All right, just walk away. This is a power move. Just back away slowly. Yeah. And then, yeah. You didn’t go past him. You backed up. You, it was like, oh, you’re getting a better look at me. Okay, all right. My, how the tables have turned. Yeah, now we’re so cool, like, we’re just backing away from people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Salty, Salty- Hey, hard to get- Salty, Salty, yeah, that was it. We know how to make friends online now. Yes! We’re getting on the trolley with Salty. Is Salty gonna be in here? I don’t think they can come to the game with you, but you rode together. We’ll find out. Okay, Trolley Track. Clip up or down to set your number of votes. Now we’re waiting for other Toons to join. Woo. Use all our votes. What do we, what do we want to do? Beans. So we wanna go right. Is there a bean? Yeah, go towards the beans. 10 beans, Rhett. Go down. Use what? Salty’s still there. Oh, you guys are playing together. What is happening? Oh, here we are. This is fun. What, what are we doing? So now we want to go up. Oh, and then vote? So us and Salty- I voted five ups. Salty is not voting. And we didn’t vote the last time, But we voted five times that time. Now we have no votes. Yep, we used all our votes and Salty hasn’t been voting. So we’re gonna get zero again. See? You know, one. Oh. See, ’cause I’m influencing Salty. That’s right. Because I did five up and they’re like, yep. Salty is wrapped around our finger at this point. It’s like we’re playing, we’re two people playing as two? Oh, there he is. Here we go. Me, you and Salty having a good old time. Catch as many apples as you can. Watch out for the cogs. Look at us playing together. It’s so cool to have a friend. I know. Catch an apple. There you go. Oh, Salty just got hit by anvil. That’s an anvil. Don’t, Salty, yes! Salty, don’t hog all the apples! You’re working together. Well, I mean- It’s hard to tell whether- You’re not, we’re not pulling our weight. See, maybe just, maybe just let Salty do his thing. ‘Cause Salty knows… You are failing. I got one. It’s kind of hard to know where it’s gonna fall. Well, it’s where the shadow is. Oh, the shadow. I just figured that out. Oh, oh, oh, God. Go to the shadow. Oh God. Yes! Oh, this is a person. Look how many apples we’re catching, me and my friend. Salty beat us. Oh, by one. I let him win, so, you know… So now we can talk to ’em about our show. Let’s get outta here. Let’s just, we’ll make it simple. We’ll make it simple. This is kind of stupid, this part. Like, voting on where you go. Look, we agreed, we agreed. Okay, good. Yeah. This is an incredible. This is an incredible game. It’s awesome. Let’s go, let’s go up. So what is that? That’s, what is that icon? Is that hand on a- I don’t know. Pill box? Is that taking prescriptions? Yeah, look, yep, see? Yes. So Salty abstained that round. And now we go down. I think I get it now. ‘Cause when I see Salty in real life, I’m gonna be like, dude, Salty. Yeah, right. Whenever you’re in LA, dude, come out, see me. Look. Let’s hang out IRL. Oh, oh no Salty! Salty went hard on the ups. Whatever, man. Salty’s getting ideas of his own. No one reached their secret goal, but everyone gets one jellybean. All right. Okay, let’s just get outta here, Salty. Oh, here we go. How do we quit? Try pressing the bottom right? Well, let’s, we’re here. Or play tug-of-war with him. Left and right. Left and right arrow. Too slow, too slow. You’re not even, oh, gosh, Salty. Looks like Salty’s doing something. Salty. I’m trying, I’m trying. Come on. Push, push, push, pull! Oh, back and forth. This is- Fast, fast! No, I’m going, I’m trying to get in sync with Salty. This is inappropriate. Wow. No one yanks on a rope better than me and Salty. Oh, man. Oh, man. We, we’re- I- We’re sucky yankers. I’m sorry, Salty. And here we are again. No, I wanna get outta this. Yeah oh, no, uh… And then this is just changing the video. I feel like I’m in hell. It’s like, it’s just like I keep getting stuck on this track. Like, how do you stop this game? It’s called the Trolley Problem, Rhett. We’ve never seen this before. There’s no easy answer. What do we do? We’re trying to go to- At least try to get to the beans. All right, here we go. That’s why it keeps telling us no one got any beans. We can go, we can go down or up. Let’s go up against it. It doesn’t even matter. Don’t even vote. Don’t waste a vote. Doesn’t matter. Smart. We’re getting the beans this time. Did Salty, see, he’s smart. Oh, nope, not as smart as us. No, he’s, Salty’s dumb. Salty’s a rope yanker. Down. I think you should have voted more than two. Yes! Yes, we agree. So we can get outta hell now? We got 15 jellybeans for that. Okay. So what do we wanna do? Jump a little bit. Jump a little bit, mm-hm. Catch as many apples as you can. We’ve already done this. Okay, yeah, but now we know how to do it. Now we’re good at it. See, look. Oh! Look. Let Salty get some. But Salty, you need to let us get some. Like, we’ll take the right, oh. We’ll take the left side, he’ll take the right side. Oh. Oh. The shadows are the same. I gotta say, you’re not great. There we go. There’s so many places you could stand that you wouldn’t get either hit by an anvil or run into a bad guy yet you always stand in those places. Yes. Oh God. Okay. I mean, I just think of Salty somewhere on earth playing with us and not knowing. I’d just really like to chat. Let Salty know. Yeah maybe we’re- Salty, are getting surprised. You were playing- Go back to the playground. Thank God. With Rhett and Link. I mean, I just can’t wait to see the reaction. Where is Salty? He could still be on the trolley. He’s still in hell? Yeah. Okay, well, let’s just- Rot in hell, Salty. I think you gotta find a new friend. Salty. I’m a little bit dizzy. Let’s just find somebody who can talk back to us. Go back to the center of the town. That’s where people usually are, near the pond. Yeah, go to the pond and say, please talk to us. It looks pretty empty. Oh, there’s a guy. Go get him. No. Go get him. Oh, gosh. I’m nauseous. Good God. That person’s , I can’t talk to them. Oh, there’s somebody. Somebody over there. Head ’em off the pass. Go to the left, go to the left, go to the left. Stop ’em before they get there. Please, please, yes, yes, yes. Blue Mouse. Don’t, you barking backwards. They’re gone. Why are they so much faster than us? No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, is this what it’s like to be the new kid on the block? Yeah, I think so. This is why I never moved. Just chasing potential friends. This is why I didn’t let my parents move. There’s a guy in the gazebo. It’s like a weird nightmare where you don’t have any friends and they can all run faster than you. Yeah, oh, oh, oh. They can type faster than you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You could go into headquarters. Try to make friends with them there. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, we can go in there. We’re allowed. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mr. Gus, click on him. Click on Mr. Gus. Please. Just start with please. Yeah, be pathetic. Please help. Please help. Yeah. Yeah. I am trying to find a new YouTube channel to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. HQ officer over there like, hmm, this is good and interesting. What do you like? I like two middle aged men. Two middle aged men. Banter. Ban, like maybe banter? Doing banter. Maybe eating- Food. Oh, that is… Meh, oh, you said, meh. Oh yeah. Well, hmm. Now back away slowly. Oh, he wants to be our friend! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. He’s coming after us. Hold on. He’s eager, he’s eager, say, yes. Okay, okay, yeah. Say joke’s on you, Gus. You want it to be over? Joke’s on you, Gus. We are Rhett and Link. Oh my God, this is the moment. This is when he busts. Joke’s on you, Gus, dot, dot, dot. Just get, leave it in suspense. He’s not gonna leave. Go, joke’s on you, Gus, type it! Enter, he’s leaving! You’re going too slow. Okay. We are legion. Okay, how do I- What is that, like a demon? How do I dig a hole in the ground? Yeah, how do we throw a hole and get out? Press the top, oh, okay. You could go Go Home, yeah. Go home. Give him a six, seven. Oh, he’s gone. Okay, bye. Yeah. With emphasis. Get 20% off all things Mythical. That’s merch and memberships. And remember, a portion of merch and membership proceeds goes directly to Toys For Tots. Shop and give back today.