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Can we work together to guess each other’s mystery snacks, or we just gonna end up pushing each other’s buttons? It is time for vendor reveal party. Okay boys. Rhett, you have a mystery snack in your lunchbox, but before we find out what it is. Uhhuh. Mythical Beasts, if you wanna play along at home, please look away from the screen now. I wanna play along. It’s so tempting, isn’t it? I’m looking away. To, to look at my snack. I’m not looking at your snack. Here’s my snack. See how it runs? Okay, the snacks going away. You can turn back around. And since you won two outta three rounds last time, you’ll notice that there are now two spots in the machine occupied by your photos, so your odds are just a tiny bit better. Mm-hmm. And just like last time, there’s a hidden mystery bag in the machine that I’ll tell you more about when you find it. Also, if you lose two outta three rounds a day, you’ll have to eat a super spicy snack at the end. Now Link, go ahead and ask your first yes or no question. Sorry, before you ask a question something. Oh. To say. Can I just say that? Uh, I showed it to you, but I forgot to look at it myself. Wow. Can’t do both at the same time. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, I’m pretty sure that was what it was. I just needed to. If that snack that you’ve really looked at were a band name, what type of music would they play? If a band was named this, they, you, what you would know about them is that they had, they didn’t take themselves too seriously. They, they would, it might be like a parody band of somebody or whatever. It would be a band that doesn’t take themselves too seriously. That’s that, that, that’s all I want to give you. Okay. Does that feel helpful? Not really, because now everything can be ironic, you know? Right, but. But if you said death metal or like. Right, right. City pop, I would be all over getting rid of some stuff. Definitely not death metal. City pop, does everyone know? Did you say City Pop? Yeah, ’cause that would’ve been 12 for me, I feel like. City Pop is a, that is an ice cream treat sponsored by Citibank. It’s one of my favorite. No, it’s not. Ice cream treats. I, I eat it while I’m riding my Citi bike in New York City. I don’t think that 42 would be, uh, an ironic name for a band at all. And it’s not just the brand name, it’s the type of snack, right? Yeah. That you’re thinking about. Exactly. That the type of snack, yeah. Yeah. You, you would know that you’re getting yourself into a band that’s really trying to make a statement with their name. If this, that they called themselves this. I can’t see anything in 30, that makes me want to go see that band. Well, that’s not what I said. I, I wanna see a band that doesn’t take themselves too seriously. But it turns out not to be a great question because I would see all of these bands. Right. Well, if your band is named after a snack, you don’t really take yourself too seriously. Maybe not 20 though. I would say on the spectrum of bands that are named after snacks, all of them, which don’t take themselves too seriously, this would be on the upper end of not taking themselves too seriously. That’s more helpful. So then I’m getting rid of 26. And that is a spectrum. That right there, that’s not a fun band name. Nobody’s having fun with that. That’s not exactly what I said. Your reinterpretation of my very clear statements is troubling, but yeah. How about just, you know, take it easy. Ask another question. Would your snack be satisfying to yell if you stubbed your toe and I’m, I’m talking about. Yeah, I know what you’re getting at. If the, if the brand name is big, I want you to go with yelling the biggest thing printed on your label, whether if that’s the brand name or whatever it is. The biggest word on the thing I think we gotta go with. Okay. I mean there is, there is a, there is a part that is the biggest, and I think, actually, I think this would be pretty satisfying to yell. Okay. Like I could literally, I could hear like a dad yelling this. When it comes to 56. I can’t tell what you would yell. That’s a lot to yell. Well. I mean, that’s like six words. On my packaJeng, it wasn’t immediately obvious what the biggest thing was, but when I look closely, there clearly was there was a part that was bigger than the rest of it, and that’s what I went by. That seems like too much of a hint, but I’m, I’m getting rid of that. It doesn’t want to be gotten rid of, so I’m gonna take that as fate and I’m keeping it. Uh, I just don’t think 22 makes any sense to yell out. I’d get rid of that, but I would like those. I’m taking those home. I wish I knew what was happening. It seems entertaining. Would this snack get its ears pierced at Claire’s? Not a chance. Not a chance. Not a chance. What? Never. If you saw this snack getting its ears pierced at Claire’s, you would immediately call a friend. 47, I would not be surprised to see 47 at Claire’s getting poked. 50 would get their ears pierced at Claire’s. Not, there’s no pride. There’s no pride there. It seems like this is something that’s really fancy, but I’ve gotten rid of most of the fancies. Okay. Okay. Again, we are on different wavelengths. You just said you thought this was a question of fanciness. Or maturity, taste. If this snack got its ears pierced, it would be at a tattoo parlor where they also do piercings. Just, I’m gonna just be honest with you. Okay, so this is not a question of fanciness, it’s a question of being seen at Claire’s. I think 46 would be seen at Claire’s. I mean, 54, gimme a break. We may have a different idea of what being seen at Claire’s means. Hey, you’ve just found the mystery bag so you can, um, it could be helpful. You don’t have to get it. Okay. Because I’m gonna tell you about it. Thank you. It could be helpful or it could be not helpful, but either way you can choose to open it at any time before the round ends. I’m opening it right now. Okay. Do I open it? It, no. It’s a conceptual opening. I would like to conceptually open. It’s opposite day for the remainder of the round. No means yes. Oh God. And vice versa. Hey, you know what? He’ll be right at home. You’ve been doing so good today though, like it’s been so straight in your mind. Yeah, I’ve been impressed by that alone. No means yes and yes means no. Crap. Let me come up with a question. If your pillow was full of this unwrapped snack mm-hmm. Would you have a good night’s sleep? Yes or no? Okay. It’s I’m, ’cause I don’t just say yes or no, I explain things. Okay. So. You explain. Everything that I’m explaining right now is the opposite of what I mean. Okay. All right. I think that, uh, if, if your pillow was full of this, it would be a little bit, a little bit of a problem. No, it wouldn’t be that big of a prob, it would be a small, what part is negative? Let him cook. What? Hold on. Um, it would cause you to sleep a little bit more than you typically would. Just a little bit more. Okay. So, uh, this would only slightly impact sleep in what I believe is a negative way. It would only slightly impact that. I actually think 24 could give you a, a slightly better night’s sleep. Oop. I’m not giving up on you. Hmm. A slightly better night’s sleep. I think 43, I’m not seeing that in a tattoo parlor. I do want to yell it, and I think it would give me a slightly better night’s sleep because they’re small enough that it would create this granularity. I gotta hold on that. Okay. Okay, city pop, this should be your last question, please. Make it count. Crap. Make it count. So still opposite day. Let’s say you were in a public restroom stall. Been there. And there was a, there was a hole. A small hole. In one of the stalls. Yeah. In like. Walls. And there’s somebody next door and they were like, Hey, you want a snack? And then you were like, you were like, yeah. And do you think that they could pass it through the hole without you seeing any part of them? Won’t be able to stick it through the hole, and maybe you could like pull it through. And its opposite day, so. No, not a chance. Okay, so I’m gonna remove, you said there’s not a chance. You would definitely see their hand pushing this through, which means. You wouldn’t, which means I would need to remove stuff where you would definitely see their hand. Right. All of these things could pass through a hole, but 41 wouldn’t be at a tattoo parlor. And Dad would yell all of these, but I don’t think those are in a tattoo parlor. They’re still at Claire’s, I think almost. So, crap. It’s down to these two, which are very similar. Um. You gotta make a choice, friend. It’s a crap shoot. But I’m gonna get rid of 34. All right, I’m locked in. Okay. Grab it. Go ahead and dispense the snack that you think is Rhett’s mystery snack. Okay. Don’t look at each other and reveal it in 3, 2, 1. Beef bacon jerky. Jack Links. So close. Jack Links. We were so close. Bacon jerky. Jack Links is the biggest word. Ah, beef stick. And if you went to see. We’re so close. Jack Links thick cut bacon jerky in a, that’s a fun band. Jack. When did you get what? What round did you get rid of. Bacon jerky. It was when he got confused about opposite day, and he thinks you could sleep on this. You could sleep on on it. Some kind way. Yeah, it’s soft. And it would be slightly worse than a regular pillow. Everything would be Rhett. Okay, Link has a mystery snack. Mythical Beasts who are playing along, please look away. Look away. Look away, if you don’t wanna see my snack. Make sure you look at it. Okay. I am looking at it. All right. And it’s away. Okay. Ask away, buddy. Okay. Let’s say that you are at the pond, at a park. Okay. Uh, there are ducks and it is common practice to feed the ducks. Okay. It is a thing that people do. They take their children down, they feed the ducks. Yeah. Lots of people came with the typical things to feed ducks. Bread. Usually bread. You don’t have it, but your kids look so into the idea of feeding ducks and you want to be a good dad, so you, you’re eating this snack and you’re like, yeah, I could give this to the ducks, and no one’s gonna look at us. No one’s gonna look at our, my kids like they’re doing something wrong. Okay. Is, is this snack fit the duck feeding bill? First of all, I would say, kids, you’re basically all adults now. So why are we here feeding ducks? Like, okay. Well, well I was assuming this was in the back of the future. Future. Um, this is back to the future. It’s in the past. I don’t like to overthink things, so in my mind. Your standard is very low, but. This is perfect. Christy is with you. Oh. Christy’s with you. Well. And she’s like, well. Yeah, she’s gonna be like, she’s gonna give me reasons to. You think it’s perfect. To not do it. Yeah. And, but she’s gonna be like, for this reason, oh, and this reason I wouldn’t do it. What I’m getting at is if it’s very bread like, you’re not thinking about the other units, you’re just throwing it out, but you’re not gonna feed ducks chocolate because you might kill a duck with chocolate. You don’t know about that. I don’t do, but do I care about that? Oh. Hates ducks. So, but. I don’t mean that, I just mean. In, in this scenario, if you listen to the phrasing of my question, it was how people would feel about your children. So if your chil, if your child is out there. I just don’t know the facts about what ducks can eat or not. But you, so I was just saying from a form factor perspective, it’s perfect, but Christy’s told me not to do it. Yes. Okay. Well, I’m gonna stick with what I was thinking, which is I’m gonna get rid of anything with chocolate in it, because you don’t need to just feed random chocolate to animals because you know it can kill a dog and a duck might as well be a dog. I don’t know that that’s true. So it has chocolate in it. Okay, well, you can’t feed a duck that this, I mean, you can’t, you can’t. There’s no way you could do a, you give that to a duck and it’s gonna be sitting there. There’s other factors in determining whether something’s great to feed the ducks. Well, besides, yeah, the ones that I, I gotta remember to my audience here, the person who’s answering the questions. You can’t feed that to a duck. Yeah, you’re lowering the bar. That’s good. Just can a duck eat it is where you’re at now? Well, not really. I mean, just like. Listen, it was your question. If it’s not helping you, then that’s your problem. Okay. Well, this, that was not a very effective question. Well, there’s gotta be some stuff that I would never feed a duck in there. Come on. Okay. So I’ve been known to eat and, uh. I’ve known that. Sometimes you might come into the office and I might be snacking on something. Right. It’s not unusual that that would be the case. If I was snacking on this, would you feel that a comment was warranted? Like I, like. I understand. I need to say something. I understand. I do not believe that a comment will be warranted, but I wouldn’t give you the silent treatment. I mean, I’d still banter it up a little bit. But not about, but not about what I was eating. Yeah. I would choose something else. I’d probably, I’d probably make fun of something else about you. I did see you assumed it was making fun. You’re such an interesting man. Alright, you would say something about this because you would be like, what you would be, the comment would be, what are you eating? Oh, it’s a mystery snack. It could be good, could be bad. Do you wanna do it now? Do it or do it later in the round? Let’s live dangerously. Okay. You may ask Link to reveal the snack’s third listed ingredient. Yes, I would like to do that. Hold on. Don’t lemme see. Turn around. Look away. I’m not gonna pull it out, but I am gonna, I’m gonna look at it. Okay. I have it. Sugar. The third ingredient is sugar. Sugar. Okay. There’s no sugar in these. No sugar in something. No sugar in 12. Very little sugar in 32. Very little sugar in 30. Well, he’s on a roll now. There. There’s no way that the third ingredient in that is sugar. So 36. Okay. Alright, so now things that you would comment on, you would definitely say something about this. ’cause you would be like, why? You would definitely say something about 41. What would I say about 41? You, you, you would make fun of me and you would be right. Um, you’d say something about this too, because you’d just be like, again, you’d say, what are you eating? I’m a talkative guy. I can usually come up with something to say about things. Okay. I’ve only got five things left, so I’m gonna ask another question. Cool. If all of your teeth were made from this, could you chew a PB and J? All 32 in my teeth. Uhhuh. Um, it’s gonna be challenJeng and there’s no degradation from it being in my mouth, like the moisture. Let’s just say every new bite is as if they’ve been replaced. Wow. Technology. So it’s basically like the motion of a bite. Is it? Is it. I could do it. I could do it. Now, I’m not talking about You do it so hard that you force your gums to get through the PB and J. I could see that’s what you’re thinking. No, because you can gum a PB and J, but if this was your teeth, it would just create, it would create a problem. But you’re saying it would create a problem but not in in insurmountable one. That’s what I’m saying. Okay. It is a surmountable problem for me. Okay. For you. For me, I could do it. I don’t think you could do it. That’s the difference between us. Why? Because we’re different in ways that I can’t say. That doesn’t make any sense. How are we different? Well, in many ways, but if this was on my, if this was my tooth, I don’t believe there would be much difference. Are you saying because you would chew it 30 times like Nana told you. I’m saying I got a bigger mouth than you. You’re saying I would have trouble making these my teeth. Yeah. Alright. Not those. And also that’s consistent with where I was at anyway. There’s a chewing problem with 22. There’s absolutely no problem with 47 in terms of these being my teeth, even though it would definitely chew a PB and J. But for me, no problem because it’s basically the same size as my tea. Got it narrowed down to two, and I feel like this question will separate these two. Okay. Hit me with it. Would this snack know what a 401k is? Um, would this snack know what a 401k is. And, and would they have invested some in it? Would they know what it was and would they have invested in it? Yes. Then it’s not 50. All right. You’ve made your choice. I have. I’m going go ahead and dispense the snack that you think is in the. Pull it out. Box and don’t look. Come on. Come on. 3, 2, 1. Oh God. You. Amos. I just got rid. They don’t know what a 401k is. What? Hold on. Hold on. Amos. Amos doesn’t know what a 401k is. No. Compared to a biscoff. A biscoff. This is the most sophisticated of snack. What do you think Amos is famous for? Yeah. Hold on. His 401k investments. But you were, you were so unhesitant, you didn’t even think about it. I did think about it. I opened up and I looked at it and I was like, well, he is famous for something. Why would he be famous for a 401k? That’s. That’s too big to be a tooth. Oh, you, he’s gonna prove it. He’s about to make it a biscoff into a tooth. No, because you would do it like this. It would be, but that’s, but you need 30, 31 other ones in your mouth, dude. 31 other ones. See, but these right here. Oh, well, these are bigger than I thought too. Hey, remember back when Thursday meant mail? And Jen came in and we opened mail. Well, as a throwback, we did that exclusively on the Mythical Society. It’s out now. It’s a new special, Mail with Jen. Yes. We opened mail that you sent in. mythicalsociety.com. Check it out. Okay. For this round, you’re both going to be guessing the snack I’m thinking of. Now, you’ve already lost. Yes. I’ve, I’ve rubbed it in. You might have to eat this spicy snack, but I’m gonna be nice today. If you can guess my snack, with only one question, not only will you reverse your loss, but you’ll also win another photo of yourselves in that there machine. Yes. There’s no mystery bags, Mythical Beasts, if you wanna play along, look away from the screen now. There’s nothing for us to look at. And we’re back. Okay. I think I have a question that could do this. Okay. All right. Stevie. Stevie. Yes. Let’s just say that you are, you go, you’re, you’re going up to a crafty table or maybe the crafty drawer that we have here, and every one of these snacks is in there, and you’re making a choice about which one you’re going to eat. Here’s the spectrum on a scale of one to 10, so. Can you, can we bring, uh, super hot lesbian icon actress Kristen Stewart into this because I think that would make Stevie be more engaged. Okay. Kristen Stewart is, uh. Watching. Kristen Stewart is the like crafty girl for the day. Okay. Yeah. And she’s judging your choice. Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re making a choice about what you’re gonna eat, and, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 is like you are making a conscious choice. Like, alright, I gotta watch what I’m eating here in front of Kristen Stewart and so I wanna make like the healthy choice and like the healthiest choice here would be a 10. 1 is a naughty girl choice. The most indulgent choice would be a 1. Okay. So, on a scale of 1 to 10, where are we at? I’m looking at everything in the machine and because there’s quite a few things on either end. Kristen Stewart is looking at you. Yeah, there are. There are both ends of the spectrum here. I would never pick this thing, and I would give it a 1, maybe, maybe a 2 in comparison to other things in there, but I would never pick this. It’s the most decadent thing that she would never choose. So the most decadent things in here, uh, first of all, you’ve got a, just a straight up truffle like you, a pack of three truffles. There’s a whole pack of nutter butters, four nutter butters. But I also said, I would never pick this snack. I’d rather walk away from crafty. She doesn’t like cotton candy. Right. I think that’s a good choice. That’s a good choice. Cotton candy. Hold on, hold on. Locked in. Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies. I think she might hate those too. Yes, she would never get those. Let’s go with that. 26. Okay. All right. You are. Correct. We did it. Yeah. We don’t have to eat the spicy. That’s right. Kristen Stewart, we’re all thinking of you. Uh, what a relief. Hey. That was pretty impressive by us, wasn’t it? And, and Stevie, it was impressive. For Stevie. Yes, it was. Thanks for comment and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Elijah. And I’m Sarah. And we’re in Blackfoot, Idaho, standing in front of the world’s biggest potato and now it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. It’s a little windy. Just a little windy. Whoa. Ow. You okay? You okay? You okay? I’m still stoked. Hey, listen, don’t make us look bad. Don’t take what we’re about to say and just isolate it and put it on the internet. Okay? So that’s when I told her I’ve never met a pregnant woman I didn’t want to sniff. Oh, not beating the allegations. Click the top link to watch us rank every form of potato and Good Mythical More. We open some mail with Jen. Watch the new special now on mythicalsociety.com.