YouTube Video ID: kyPfXI4-mpQ
Episode Post Date: February 5, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 2974
Transcript
Can we get lucky unboxing unclaimed mail? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. As the unofficial motto for the United States Postal Service goes. You all know it, say it with me. Neither snow nor rain, nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. What, nobody knows that. Did not know that. That's, poetic. Yeah, I have it memorized. Uh, and it, it kind of goes right with our unofficial motto. Huh. Let's say it together. Lemme see what's in there. I know that one too. Yeah, you do. Let's open some unclaimed mail. Okay, boys, we've got a load of mystery unclaimed mail packages for you to tear into, but first, some ground rules. You'll each open your own package and then you'll get a chance to convince the Mythical Crew that your item is better than the other guy's. The crew will then be polled in real time in order to decide who's got the better package. Technology. So to speak. Link you won last time, so you'll pick first. And I think the mail should be arriving any time now. Mm-hmm. Oh, there's the mailman. Here you go. Hey buddy, good to see you again. Yeah, nice to see you guys. Uh, your name is, um. Mail Chase. Mail Chase. Mail Chase. Chase, okay, yeah, he. Normally. Okay, all right, well. Spelled differently. Are you ever kind of try to get that, are you gonna try to get that into the mailbox mailman? Yeah, don't worry. I think we can, uh. This is part of it. Neither gloom nor snow, nor rain nor small old mailboxes shall stop this courier. You know what? We'll, we can just take it. Yeah, just. Mail Chase. Yeah. Don't worry about that. Just take it, you know us. You're doing your job. You know, this is our residence. I think I do, but I still need you to sign. Uh, do you have a pen? Nope. Um, this guy has a lot of pens. Absolutely nothing in this. Yeah, you're my last delivery, I think. Are these both Walmart? Check the box. Walmart. Okay. So we, we'll sign, uh, just consider it signed for. Okay. Where do we get these from? Really? It's all unclaimed mail. It's all, yeah, it's uh, you can buy like a. Like a website? Yeah. Yeah, like a website. Like a website. You go first, Neil. They're both very similar. Well, I want the Walmart, so I'm gonna open this. I won last time. Do we open these at the same time or do I wait? No, Link's gonna open first. Yeah. Apparently we've done this before. 'cause I've won, but I do not remember doing it. Oh well that's probably better for you. Just do what you did last time. Go on instinct. Look at what I have y'all. I have a cute box with a cute doggy and another cute doggy, and a third cute doggy. Nico Robotica. Robotica. Oh, Robotica. Robotica. Alright. So these are little robot dogs. Oh, look at that one. There he is. He's sleepy. This one. Oh, somebody's so sad that they didn't get these. Well, they're pretty top heavy. Thus far they've all been falling forward. Maybe this one stands a better chance. Oh, this one's completely suffocated. Yep, he's dead. This one died in transit. Sorry. You gotta put holes in that. DOA is what they call it. Yeah. You, now, are gonna have 30 seconds. Stevie, may I ask? Do you need a battery? I just, I think I need batteries before I can really, uh. What? Oh. Oh, oh. Battery's on standby. I was gonna say, well, the package didn't come with batteries, but. Well, it didn't, but they are. Okay. Y'all ready with batteries? Okay. Um, gimme, gimme a, a clock wipe or something. Do you want, oh, okay. You don't wanna us to watch you put the batteries in because that's. I don't think that battery installation should be part of his 30 seconds. Just personally speaking. Alright. Okay, batteries are in. I guess I'm ready. And time begins, now. Look at this doggy. Oh, he's so cute. He's got delicate doggy features. And you know what? This one's alive now. I think that this brings joy to me, and it can bring joy to anybody. And did I mention that the head, body, and legs are connected by a recyclable plastic skeleton filled with eco-friendly pellets and steel. And time. Wow. Dyed with natural spray paint. I don't. This is literally what the box says. I don't think you need to add anything. I think you literally could have just turned those puppies on and just remained silent. Yeah. And won this round. Dyed with natural spray paint. I want those very badly. It's so cute. Let's see what I got over here. A cute small face. We could turn, turn off. Three dimensional big eye. Yeah, do you need the clock wipe to turn them off or can we watch you do that? Okay. Yeah, watch me do this. Oh, okay. So I have a wireless music, beer cup. Wireless. Wireless music, beer cup. I don't know, I really love wired cups, you know? Oh, okay. So let me see. Sometimes these things have a little bit of a charge to 'em. Let me see. Oh, okay. Oh. Bluetooth mode. Oh, Bluetooth mode. Hold on, let me try something. So why do they call it a beer cup? Let, just try something. It looks like a coffee mug. Oh, okay. Hold on, just gimme a. It's not a beer cup. Gimme a second, you might wanna clock wipe, clock wipe. No, no. Well, it has a beer opener on it. Alright, don't sell it for me. Okay, uh, did you. You're done. Could you settle down your, uh. Do your thing? Your pack. Hush, guys. Hush, hush, hush. Okay. Uh, hush, hush, hush. Unfortunately. Hush hush, hush hush. I was not able to connect via Bluetooth to this wonderful beer mug. Uh. Maybe that's why it got returned. Maybe that's why it's unclaimed. Oh, it was lost on the way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Oh. Um, but can I just create the experience that I was hoping to create for, for all of us? Oh my god, yes. For 30 seconds. Okay. Go. You know, it's tough out there right now. I mean, look, just look at the news. I mean, you don't wanna look at the news, you don't wanna know about the chaos that's going on in the world. You just wanna do something to bring yourself a little bit of joy, and that's why you need the wireless music beer cup. That's why you need. I'm so tight, I'm so stressed. Need someone to rub my neck. Oh yeah. That's the spot. I like the way you work my muscle knots. Put some oil on my back. Give me a two handed attack. I had a really hard week. Time. Um. Okay. Look what I found. That's, you made it happen. No, don't. Even though it didn't work and crew, it is now up to you. I'm opening the polls. You sold it hard, dude. I did. You really sold it hard. I gotta up my game. Just sometimes you just gotta let the music speak for itself. We have 19 votes. Whoa. For Link. Oh. Okay, well there's a lot of people in this company, so we have. That's not a lot of votes. That's not, that is a lot of votes. That's not that many. Three votes for Rhett. Um, now here. Is it the three little puppies? We have some context here. Um. I didn't like Rhett saying that one dog died in transit. Rhett had a crazed despiration. You can't take into account things I say about his thing. Uh, his eyes scared me. Rhett made a mess someone else had to clean up. No. Uh, Rhett had a bad attitude. Oh, and some comments about how you couldn't get your mug to work and that was actually your fault. Okay? Oh man, they. Are, are these anonymous? They're tough on you. You wanna track 'em down. Because I have access to all of your Bamboo. This is, this is not the Mythical Crew. Corporate joke. The Mythical Crew only Slack that you guys aren't a part of, so. Yeah, okay. Try to get your time off approved now. Yeah, keep talking. That's helping your case. I like it. Um, oh, I think it's, uh, I think the, it's mail time. Oh good. I think it might be mail time. It's that time of day. Mail Chase. Oh, hello. What's up buddy? Hey. How are you guys? Man, we look forward to you coming every day. All right. Okay. It puts it way back there. I mean, there it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? We're right here. We'll take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We will take it. I think he's just kind of in the zone, you know what I mean? Oh well. Sorry. Can I take it? We'll just take it. I tried to help you and then. I actually think I found a Sharpie. Okay. So who's. You wanna sign? Rhett gets to go first because we alternate. Rhett. Don't be distracted by. Here, you can do this. This is why you're late. Okay. Alright. Yeah. Oh, you're trying to get a, I see what you're trying to do there. Okay. Just you're trying to. I'll put it, put an and. Just in case. Trying to get a C. There we go. All right. Thank you. All right. Here you go. Here you go. Thank you. And you know what? Here you go. Ooh. Oh, you're gonna give away one of your dogs? Which one of the, which one of the boxes do you want? Well, don't have too much fun. You want that big one or the little one? Okay. Okay. Okay. Rhett, open first. Uh, do we have scis? Yeah, we do. Full tang scis. I'm gonna maintain such a good attitude this whole time. I am gonna have non weird eyes. What? Yeah man, that was tough when they were like, your eyes were scary. You're going on my eyes, come on now. That's not, that's not gonna tell you anything. It's just a QR code on the outside of a box. Hmm. Oh, a little 10. What is that? It's a nativity. Oh my god. It's so there's straw. Oh, a couple of sheeps. Yeah. The usual suspects. Back, yes, okay. And begin. Regardless of what you believe, I think we can all agree that the story of a baby king coming to save the world in their deepest darkest time of need is something that we can all believe in, at least conceptually. We don't have to get into the details of what happened and what didn't happen and who the three kings were and what Virgin birth looks like, but we can agree that we can all use a little Christ in our lives and. He is little. A little. He's little. A little Christ. So you think the crew's gonna love that different voice? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you keep your eyes smaller? I tried to keep it like universalist. Did you squint? You know, it's just like, you don't have to believe what you could. And it's okay if you do. Yeah. Well, well, let's not unpack you. I don't want give him too much to go on here. Okay. I got my own scis over here. Okay, good. Okay. I mean, that's nice and then it packs up. You didn't say that. Yeah, I'm gonna, it packs up easily. I'm taking it home. When I. And I'm gonna do that for my kids. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Is it athletic wear. It is a brassiere that, this bust out of the front. Now that one wasn't covered in plastic. And then you've got another one. Okay. Did this one die on arrival too? No, I think this is an interesting thing because I do think that a lot of these are returns because you know how you get home, you try on something. Oh, so somebody. And then sometimes, oh, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you, you put it back in the plastic, like you try on a shirt, you put it back in the plastic. Sometimes you, you lose the plastic and you just throw it in the box. Somebody tried on that brassiere, Link. That's touched boob. Somebody, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Uh. I would say this is as close as you're gonna get to touching boob, but we're not in high school anymore and you're married. All right, so. You ready? Well, not quite. You, oh, you wanna fully clasp before you begin? Yeah, I think, I think if he set up his whole thing. I didn't know if that action was part of the sell. Uhuh. It's not. Thank you. Let's get rid of that. Oh, well you break it. You buy it. Ready? Mm-hmm. And begin. Hello ladies. I know what you need. You need a little support in your life. A little over here, a little over there. And you need, sometimes, just a quick release. Wha bam. Just like that, and you're open to the world for nursing. Or exhibition. I mean, if you're in New Orleans, this is gonna be perfect. And then all it takes is just a little bit of snapping and you're back to being conservative. And time. Wow. Looks like one of your puppies got into a bra. Yep. Okay, the results are in, um, a lot to say from the crew. Okay. Um. I didn't like Rhett's efforts to convert me, but I liked Link touching a bra even less. Uh, why'd he smell it. Neither. Um, I didn't like the sniffing, but the bra more. The sniffing wasn't part of my sales pitch. Uh. I didn't think they saw that. Not a fan of Rhett's threats, but Link needs to take off the bra. Not a fan of the weird Rhett voice. I didn't threaten anyone. I invited you to invite Christ into your life. For Christy's sake, I'm voting for Rhett. Uh, this just says, I like your voice. This just says great work. I'm gonna take that for me. The voice was good. Oh, thank you, I thought. Um, bras are restricted, but baby Jesus is for everyone. Love the voice. Didn't like the voice, but, uh, disliked hello ladies more. Uh, Link's heart was in the right place, but hello ladies was enough to know it was going to be rough. Uh, but with that. I know my target audience, I mean. Ladies. Rhett is taking this one with 22 to 4. Thank you, Jesus. Um, and I. You look at the direction. I feel in the air that it might be time for more mail. Okay. Oh, okay. You gotta clear those boxes out for Chase. Mail Chase. Coming every day, man, you are just really. Oh my goodness. Look at that. We should have got. Well, you got a long one. We're gonna need a bigger mailbox. Really reliable. You're so reliable. Well look at that. That worked. Yeah. Okay. Is it my choice? Hold on, hold on one second. Is it my turn? I gotta take a picture to choose. First, we're alternating. Yep. Yep. We're alternating. He's taking a picture for evidence of delivery. Okay. Yeah, you'll get this in your email. All right. This's kind of heavy. One's kinda long. I want to go with the longie. It's gonna be a roll. Oh, ooh. Okay. Get rid of that. Take that for me. Up, look at this. It's an umbrella. It's an umbrella, but I bet it's special. Whoa. That felt like it got close to me. Uh, what got close to you? Yeah. Uh, it says there's a battery, so, uh, open up, open up the b the back, the bottom of the umbrella. Look there. Unscrew the bottom of that, and put a battery in there and it'll become something for you. Okay? Okay, batteries in. That works. Okay. I think I'm, I guess I'm ready. It's like a flashlight on the bottom. And, begin. Huh, is it raining where you are? Well, now you're happy because you're gonna get this in your life. And then when you look down, you're gonna get to see that there's oh, oh, looky there. Can you see that? It is an inclusive umbrella? I anybody can get under here. I don't care what your orientation is. We're all welcome to stay dry together. Time. Okay. All right. Well, and oh, especially that. Oh, that doesn't count. Okay. That didn't, that didn't happen within the 30 seconds. What? I didn't even know that was gonna happen. It's like Christmas in here. Oh, okay. Okay. What do you have here, Rhett? Well, I, I need to know how I can open it. Sweet home. That's a little, the little hands came with it. Yeah, look. Just because I really feel like this is really gonna sell this thing. Give me a second to put my knob on. Okay. My knob is on. I am ready to go. Let's hear it. Some people think that the LGBTQ plus community can just be boiled down to a rainbow on an umbrella. But I think that the rainbow, I, I think that that community is much bigger than a rainbow. I think that that community has a home, sweet home. Anywhere that they want to have a home, any drawer that they want to have, any shelf that they want to put stuff on, I don't care. It can be mostly white and a little bit black, and I'm still into it. Because it. And time. What a what a, what a fun catchphrase. I thought you were gonna try and put your little mini nativity scene up in that little barn area. I didn't wanna mix those things. Okay. Alright. All right, the polls are open. Well. Oh, the results are in boys and, uh, it somehow keeps getting worse. It's getting worse. What? Well, the first comment is interesting, it says, love the childlike whimsy. Um. Maybe that's me. Then we just have some like logistical questions. Rhett, when you're done pandering, can you approve my PTO for March? Uh, Rhett knows why he's not getting my vote. Uh, I voted for Link, but I will resend my vote if he takes the umbrella home because I want it. This one just says great work. Um, I would also like the umbrella. How did the LGBTQ community get mixed up in all of this? Good question. For Rhett, yikes. And with that, uh, Link takes this one by, by a, by a high margin again. Yeah. That's right. I'm, I'm honest. I can't help you guys are close-minded. My things, I mean, my things sell themselves. I mean, I'm not gonna take all the credit. Um, okay, we got one more, but before we get to that, we wanna remind you about what's happening over there on the Mythical Kitchen Channel. They're doing all kinds of stuff. Recently, they did a video where Chef Josh and the Kitcheneers determine whether the best takeout food was Chinese or Italian. You can head over to the Mythical Kitchen channel right now to find out. Love that. It's mail time. Yes, he's back. Okay. Right. Yeah, you should have never given him that puppy. Oh, look at that. Yeah, because now he's just dragging it on the ground. Yeah, right. Like he's so well trained too. He doesn't even bark. Beautiful. It's nice. Can you hold that? Yep. Sure. Okay. Is it legal to bring your dog on? We're gonna, you know what? We're going put it. He's a, a service dog. We're gonna, we're gonna put the packages here. Okay. Okay. So. Well, this is how it works. Yeah. Yeah. It goes to the box. The, you put them wherever you want to put. It's a mailbox for a reason. Here we go. Here we go. That one did go in there though. And it's really, I think this is gonna, he's gonna pull, maybe finally pull it off. Oh, okay. But we're not gonna be able to get it out. Mm-hmm. There is a 0% chance we are going to be able to get that mail out of the. Okay, the box. Yeah, there we go. Yep, yep. Okay. Okay. Alright. Thank you. The good news is no need to sign for it. Yeah, yeah, no. Because it made it in the box completely in, so it, it takes less time. Completely in. Okay. Alright. Rhett, it's your choice. Uh, I might need you to hold the mailbox. Okay. Alright. And then that, okay. Okay. What you learnin'. I am learning there's more in this one. Very light. Very light. You know, I need something that just sells itself, you know, where I don't have to do any work. I feel like my efforts are really. Being misinterpreted every time. Yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. Lots of little items. So this really feels like it's gonna. It seems like coffee mugs that help you. Feels lighter than that. Oh, gummies. Gummies. Gummies. What kind of gummies are we talking about? Veggie fiber. Veggie fiber. All of them? Yeah. What, so. Man, somebody is really having digestive issues. This one's a little bit open. Because they did not get this. Okay. I feel bad, you know how we are when we don't get our fiber. That's right. Okay. Ready? Yeah. And begin. Is your diet sad? The standard American diet? It probably is, which means you don't get enough fiber, but you probably get enough gummies. Well, you do now. Safely sealed for your protection. Literally, every single one is sealed. You don't, just in case you got a mailman, that likes to taste things. You know that nobody but you. Oh no. Has eaten these. I don't know what the serving size is, but I'm getting my fiber today. And you should too. What's the flavor? Hmm. Veggie. It tastes like a veggie. Serving size, one gummy. Let me, oh, does that mean you're gonna not poop or poop more? Take a gummy daily. Do not exceed recommended dose. Very waxy. Probably got inulin in it. We travel, you travel with fiber, right? I do. I try to travel with fiber. I try. I travel with psyllium husk pills. The tablets. Now you can take these gummies. What do I have here? Huh? Speak of the Devil. Service dog. Emotional support. What is it? This is kind of perfect. It didn't, so how does it go on the dog? Well, it's gonna be tough to get on on that one. I think that goes around the front of the dog. Yeah, so you can see. That goes underneath the dog. You can, you can hold it. And then this is so the dog can lead you around or something. And then you put the name of the dog and then you can take these off. Emotional support. Emotional support. You ready? Yeah, I think so. And start. You get nervous when you fly? Do you need a little emotional support? And you don't want anybody hounding you, but you don't have a dog? Well just get one of these. And, uh, put it on a dog that you find. Any dog will work. As we've all learned, what really matters is that this thing is on it. Do you have to do paperwork? Do you have to actually go through any official process? No. Just get one of these. Put it on the next dog you find and fly free. Okay? I mean, it's all, it's all a scam at this point, is what I'm saying. They've cracked down on that though. I hope they have. They, they've cracked down on it. The, the process for getting to just putting an emotional support sticker on your dog is much di more difficult. I was told that. Polls are open. Results are in. Some comments here, not enough bathrooms in this office to condone all those fiber gummies. Hmm. Rhett missed an opportunity catering to the LGBTQ plus community within fiber gummies. I can't win. Yeah, you can't. Um, let's see. Uh, have a great summer. What you're leaving. You signing our yearbook. Makes sense. The crazed desperation in Rhett's eyes was back. Crazed desperation. Okay, and with that. This was the closest one yet. Oh. But, Rhett pulled off the win, which means the tie is scored, which means you both get to choose from all of the products today to have one to take home. Well, I want these guys. I'm gonna take my pocket nativity, and I'll be at the nearest park doing a presentation. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, my name is Hiro. And I'm Sadaf. And we're in Banff, Canada. Riding the gondola. And it's time to spin the Wheel. Of Mythicality. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Get in that gondola and talk to us. Yeah. Y'all want some unsolicited advice. Yvette. Yvette. Yvette. Yeah. Yeah. Or Yvette. Yvette, you're out there and you are contemplating shaving your head because you saw that old video of Sinead O'Connor and she was inspiring to you. Should she do it? Uh, yeah. Yeah. You should definitely do it. Just for aerodynamics alone. 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