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Episode Post Date: April 21, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3027
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Can we tell the real accents from the fake ones? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Since the last time we tried to pick out fake accents from the lineup, we have traveled more and become more cultured. I've been all the way to Japan. Hold on, I'm getting something. Uh. I'm getting word that no one that we're about to talk to has a Japanese accent. Okay. I am screwed. It's time for: Oh my god. I love your accent. Where is it from? Fake town. Alright fellas, you've got some real Italians in front of you and one faker. Could you all please introduce yourselves? Hi, I am Nadia. Hello, I'm Matthew. Hi, I am Georgia. Hello. It's a me. Chef Juliet Jacqueio. I'm Italian. I thought you were French. I was always Italian. Always. I make French fib. No Italian fib. What is fib in Italian? What is it? I don't know. I don't know Italian. Exactly. Get your story straight. Yes. Wow. Right out of the gate. We've got things mixed up a little bit. Okay. Uh, Rhett and Link. In order to figure out who's using the fake Italian accent, you can go ahead and ask the lineup of your questions to all four people. I am kind of assuming there's now two fake accents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not buying what you call herself this time. Julietto? Jacqueio. It could be Jullietto though. That sounds good. Right? Okay. Oh right. My Italian parents, they are such jokers. They give me crazy name. Alright, Matthew, how long you been in LA? About, uh, 20 years. Okay? Mm-hmm. And if you can recall back to when you showed up here, what was one of the most unexpected things about America and Los Angeles? I think, uh, one of the most unexpected things was, uh. Uh, these, uh, New Yorkers, they think that they are authentic Italian and they are not authentic Italian. And so they do, they come to me and they do the, the gabagool and the, and the bam- and bambino. And it's like we don't do that. Uh, so. They don't? I am sorry to confess. It is, uh, not true. Oh, I know that. Wow. I mean, for as long as he's been here, he hasn't lost the accent at all. Not at all. Uh, Nadia, would you care to share, um, an injury that you've had, especially if it relates to whatever happened to your pants? What do you mean what's wrong with my pants? You don't like 'em? I, I love your pants. It's, uh, did you get in a, in a, in a cat fight on the way here? It was hot today and I thought, well, you know, I'm 10. I'm Italian. Yes. We like to be naked. Yes. So I was like, bram. And then here I am now. Okay. Yeah. And what about another injury from, uh, the recent past? Recently I fell off one of those damn scooters. You know? Mm-hmm. I love this one. It's a Vespa, no, the American version in LA like a Lime scooter. Hey. Mm-hmm. Maybe it's not good for them if I say that. Say it. Yeah. Well, I fell okay. Yeah. I thought I could just, you know, take my hand off and adjust my jacket because I was cold. You need two hands for a scooter. Yes. At all times. Don't ever remove your hands. At all times. And I fell so hard. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I, I'm sorry I brought it up. No, it's normal. I do like your pants. Thank you. Okay. So all 18 pieces of them. A good scene. So Italians, they like to be naked, they like to fall. Okay. Um, Georgia, yes. Uh, could you just scold the entire country of the United States of America for what they have done to Italian food? I can. Yeah, I, for sure I can. First of all. I wanna meet Alfredo. Where is he? Who is he? How strongly do you feel about that? And could you scold us? I in Italian, uh, or in English? In English with an Italian accent. Oh, right. Please. What have you done to italian cooking just, just makes me so bad. It does, it does. What are you gonna do about it? 'Cause you have no idea what's the real Italian food? What are you gonna do about it? Well, you come to my house and I cook, I cook you a real Italian meal. Oh, wow. Whoa. It's not an invitation. That's very special- And not a romantic one, although we may. We love, love, but. Just, eh, it's just that you wanna eat, scolding, turned into here. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do about it? I'm gonna invite you over and cook for you. We gotta passionate, you know, it changes. Love. Hate. Two sides at the same time. Exactly, exactly. Everything at the same time. But anyway, no, it wasn't a romantic, it is just, you wanna eat Italian food like the real one. You come to my house, you know, these hands were trained by my Nonna and so I can make homemade pasta and, and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um. For my final question, I would like to know how's the rat? Oh, this, uh, is very sad story. So ever since- He lived in your- well, he's not here. The thing is that now that he knows I am Italian, he does not, uh, he doesn't want to be with me anymore. He goes. He wants to see London. He wants to see France. I'm just kidding. He's in my underpants. I think I'm ready. The tail was out. I was gonna be so disappointed if- I know he wants to be here- Pants rat wasn't around. I sound Russian sometimes. Weird Italian accent. It's so crazy. I think he cannot breathe in there. Oh no. He's face out this time. Oh good. He liked the air in there. Alright, what, what is your percent confidence in your answer? 75. 75? Okay. I would say I'm 30% confident. Okay. All right. Let's see what you, what you guess. Matthew. Huh? Matthew. So why? I mean, I just thought it, there was so much happening. Right? Well, what I, it was a good accent. It was very good, but there's a lot of it. Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay. Like Georgia was, you know, just, it took the edge off. Uhhuh. Will the person with a fake Italian accent, please step forward. I got you. We got you, Matthew. You got me. You got to me. I mean, I was only 30%. I, I almost voted for Nadia here, but man, we got it. Okay. So how long you been working on that accident? How long have I been working? Do I keep the accent or. No, you can drop it. Okay. Just be yourself. Um, been working on the accent. Uh, well, you know, my roommate is Italian, so I try to absorb as much as I can from her. Okay. Um, and how did, how did it, I mean, for, for me, it, it wasn't that it sounded fake. It was that. There's something about someone who has been here for a while and it kind of takes the edge off that both of you guys had and then you had like the, just the more authentic, it's too much you went too far. How convincing was that? Would you be like, oh, that's an American doing an accent, or would you be like, he's pretty good? No, it's an American clock. I scolded him like right away. You should have seen the scolding she gave me in the green room. So you invited him over for dinner? No, I have a boyfriend. Okay. Alright. I could come here. You cook. (speaking Italian) Is it sì? But what is yours? What is it? Sì. Okay. I knew that. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah. By the way, the winner of this game will win a high five all the way from another country. Wow. High stakes there. Can't wait. Next up, three of these people have real Australian accents and one person is faking. Panel go ahead and introduce yourselves. Hey, what's up? I'm Pauler. My name's Mark. I'm Justin. I'm Derek. Wow. This is the most Australian group of people I have ever seen. Whoa. I mean, you're all doing great. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, we know, right? We're all doing great. You first. Let's dig in a little bit here though. Okay. Uh, Derek? Yeah. Start with you now. Let's just, uh, pretend for a moment that someone, you know, a good friend, okay. Uh, has this habit of going outside of his home and urinating where his dogs urinate, which is right on a path where a lot of people enter his home, right? And you are trying to just in a, over a polite conversation, maybe you're sharing a flat white together, you know, and you are, uh, you, you want to just, uh, breach this topic or broach whichever one it is in your country. And, um. Just to try to talk him out of doing this. Peeing outside with his dogs. Okay. Yeah. And if you could direct that to Link. Personal? Yeah. Uh, Link. I reckon I would, I would ask you to kindly not do that because clearly that's the dog's territory and you want to do it like on a tree or something else. Do you know what I mean? No, because I mean, it's a long strip and, uh, they can have their, they have their part, I have my part. All right, well then what do you, what do you say about the rest of dogs that come through the neighborhood and they like, they're getting like a really weird smell. They're like, this is where dogs pee. Why is there this weird, this is not a identifiable urine. Do you know what I mean? I kind of feel good about that, you know? Fair enough. You're dominating your dog. I get it. Okay. Um, then can we build like some more pavement, like some other place and then you both can do it there as well. Okay. I'll think about it. You'll think. Thank you. Alright. Alright, cheers, Derek, thanks for trying. No worries. Um, pretty good. Let's see. Mark. Yes. Um, you are king of the local mall food court. Mm-hmm. I'd like for you to address your subjects and you were announcing that you were taking all of the condiments. To Rhett? For all of us. It's true. Yeah. To, to everyone in the food court, including Rhett. Yeah. Hello, patrons of the food court. Thank you for showing us your patronage. And today we are going to take away the condiments and you'll no longer have access to them. And whether you like it or not. I'm the king. You have to take it. Can you be more specific on what the condiments are? Shush. Please, please. Plebeian folk, please. Quiet. I am taking all of the condiments, all, every condiment. Can you list them? Please. Plebeian folk. Quiet down. He made one condiment. Oh, someone get that guy out of here. Yeah, that's right. Mustard. Just say mustard. Okay. Oregano. Oh, oregano. Oh, there you go. I didn't know about that. Didn't know that. Is that, is that a thing? Justin? Let's say, not that this would be something that you would do. You're surfing and, um, a, uh, great white, you're on Bondi beach. There's a, you're out there, you're catching a wave. We've got a great white who's coming up to you, but this is a great white that responds to reason. How do you talk him out of taking a bite outta you? I would direct him to the other surfers in the lineup. You know, say, Hey. I'm, I don't have much body fat, you know, go to go to the old blokes that have already been to the fish and chip shop, you know, around the corner. I think they might be a bit tastier. That's how I'd, you know, try and reason, try and, you know, offer him a better meal. Okay. What if he had a habit of peeing with his dogs, uh, outside of his house and. Well, I, I would say the ocean is the, the shark's territory, so, you know, he can pee wherever the hell he wants. Okay. That, that backfired. They just toy- Pauler. Yes. Tell me about a childhood pet of yours. Childhood pet. I had a pet turtle named after Michelangelo. Not the artist, the Ninja Turtle. There you go. Yeah. And when I was about maybe eight years old, we were cleaning the tank. My mom left Michelangelo in a tub outside. Poor little guy wasn't there in the morning. I still don't know what happened to him to this day and I miss him dearly, but hopefully he is okay. Maybe he's up there. He's, he's probably not. I'd still like to think that, but I mean, truth be told. There's lots of trouble in the bush. I don't know. Did you live in the bush? I'm sorry. I mean, obviously. I lived in the suburbs, uh, but there was definitely some like loose kangaroos around all the time. It's a good time. Good place. Check it out sometime. Yeah. All right. Are you more Paul than just a Paul? Yeah. Is that what it is? One day I'll be the Paulest not there yet. I thought I'd set you up for his classic joke. I knew it was in there somewhere. That was it. You've got all the information you need. Cricket? Let's write your guesses. I'm not as confident as I was in round one. Let me just say that I've got it narrowed down to two. Okay. You don't, uh, yeah. Yeah. Ready? Ready, ready. Right. Ready. Let's see what you guessed. Not very confident in this, but I'm gonna go with Derrick. I'm not very confident. I almost put Derrick, but Justin. All right. Well, the person with the fake Australian accent, please step forward. Yeah. What is it? The flip flops? I, well, I mean it was, it was really solid. But I thought, okay. Do you all, is that how you wear your hair every day? Yeah. Okay. Alright dude. Do you wear flip flops like that all the time? Yeah, totally. That's great. That's great. I just thought you were, and I thought you guys weren't offended by that. You didn't think he was doing an impersonation of a, of one of you. I thought he was, that's the thing I said. Yeah. I was like, nice touch. That's the only thing that I went on is like, maybe he's like, he, he, he like went to Party City and got the Australian accent, outfit. I'd love to hear more from you. So where are you from? What is your accent? Oh, I grew up in Texas. Oh, sorry. You want me to drop it? Can I, I don't even know if I get out of it now. Um, so good. I'm from North. I'm a North American. I'm in North. There it is. I'm. I'm kidding. Uh, I grew up in Texas. I'm just kidding. Um, but yeah, I've traveled, I've traveled a lot. I'm a street performer and I do use these everywhere. 'Cause why not? I don't know. I don't shoes. Okay. That's too bad though. That's a good point. I tried too hard and I didn't. You didn't you just look- I looked like I tried too hard, but no, this is normal hair. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm a street performer. I'm like a fire juggler, uh, acrobat, comedian. So I've traveled the world and. Um, run. I ran a lot with a bunch of Australians 'cause they're also great street performers throughout Europe. Mostly like we would go to the Edinburgh Festival and Okay. So, um, I pissed them off for years trying to get their accent. Yeah. So how, how's he doing on the accent? No, it's, he's great. Yeah. Very, very convincing, huh? Thank you gentlemen. Pauler, sorry about your turtle. It's okay. Appreciate that. No, it's not okay. She shouldn't have done that. Definitely. I love my mom. She's cool. For the final round, three of these lovely people have real European Spanish accents, and one person is faking. Panel please introduce yourselves. Hi, my name is Kiromy. Hello, I am Maurice Fernandez, originally from Spain. I enjoy people, animals, and children. Okay. Yeah, you do. That's okay. Thank you. Hi, my name is Sonia and I'm a single woman. Just in case. Just in case. Alright. Hi. My name is Noellia. Nothing else. No. Yeah. You didn't come prepared with your- Maurice kind of set the, he set the tone. It's okay. I didn't have the rules. Yeah, whatever. No, you can do whatever you want. Yeah. We just know a little bit more about Maurice and Sonia, you're single. Yeah. Just in case. Just in case what? Just in case someone is watching me and you know, and send your phone to these guys. Yeah. Yeah. That's how it works. I mean, send your phone number to us. We would then be matchmaker- Give it to- for Sonia. Okay. Yeah. I like the way this works. Maurice. Uh, I've got a question for you. Um, besides the three things that you enjoy. So I think were people, animals and children, or, I can't remember where they were. Yeah, it's time for the truth. It's time for hoochie coochie. I agree with that. I'm just saying something funny. It's, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. It's, it's always, uh, hoochie coochie. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I do have a question for you, but I kind of just wanna hear answers from you without questions. So honestly, okay, Maurice. Yes. Let's say that, uh, an American comes over to Spain. Of course they're gonna do the running with the bulls thing, and then they get gored to death. But what has happened is that you have made friends with them. They don't have any family or friends. You are, you are now being given the task of performing the eulogy at this person's funeral. You got to know them pretty well in their time, in their time in Spain, but you also want the eulogy to be a message of warning to other stupid Americans who might come over and get gored. So what's your question? Deliver the eulogy. Well, first respect to other cultures and also to be genuine. Have a genuine presence in all times, whether it's, uh, jewelry, I mean jewelry, uh, eulogy, or any other situations. So just be yourself and with respect and also be genuine all the time when you're talking to people. Not an answer to your question. No, but I love it. Yeah. Yeah. It's good advice. 'cause your question is, is not really a question. It's a role play. Exactly. He's asking you to role play. Yeah, so I, I did already. Yeah. Just between, just between me and you. Maurice is not the one faking, you know what I'm saying? Don't write Maurice. Yeah, yeah. I got you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Um, Sonia? Yeah. Uh, I would like for you to be aware of the fact that in this role play Yes. That I'm about to tell you. Okay. Maurice is possessed by a demon. Oh, right. And you have been called in to get the demon out of him through coaching. One might call it an exorcism. Oh. But you don't have to. Oh, I, I will love to do it. I never did before, but. So, Maurice, you maybe, can you take a knee Okay. Down here after doing that? Yeah. Take a knee. Okay. Alright. And then Sonia, stay stand behind him. Okay. Stand and, and then exercise that demon. Oh, please be careful with me. Yeah. Okay. Gimme the power. God, gimme the power to remove the, the, the evil to this man. Ah, ah, ah. It needs more, it needs more negotiation. I need, I need more English. Like Yeah. You need to coax out the demon. Okay. With words. Ah, sorry. Yeah. I'm, yes. You're doing great. Funny. Yeah. I really like, yes. Body language. Language, yes. Keep the language. Please. Can you go outside to this man? I just please, please not at all. Some educated woman, right? Um, I did want no. Oh my God. Your face is like, okay, I'm fired. No, you're definitely not fired. You're single, right? Yes, I'm still single now. Now you know why. Okay. Yes, we are done. That was great. I'm just think this is my thinking face. I'm not disappointed. Okay. Uh, okay. Maurice, are you okay? I think the hair is still No, it looks great. Maurice, are you single? No. Okay. I'm just checking. Yeah, but my type is under 25 just- Alright, fair enough. Under 25? No, under 25. I like young guys. I'm a cougar. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case we have any young people watching. Hey, you have so many followers. I can take my, yeah, we have some under 25. Yeah, we'll work. Hey, we'll work it out. Just the number when you know how it's gonna work. Okay. Um, Kiromy, is that how you say that? Kiromy. Kiromy, yeah. Okay. Let's just say that, uh, this studio catches on fire. It's not going to, the flame behind you is fake. Um, and you have to leave one of these three people behind in a fire based on what you got to know of them today, just in getting to know them in the green room. And now who are you gonna not save and why? Well, um, and we need some urgency because it's burn, the place is burning down. Good question. Well, I do, I do want Sonia in my team. She, I feel like she knows a little bit about what she's talking about. Okay. With the exorcism. Yeah. I haven't heard, I haven't heard you talk a lot. Um, so we haven't had her time. They said all the time. Yeah, I know. Um, also like people, I, I would say Maurice. Why? Um, I don't know. I, I feel like why? I don't know. Maybe girl, girl power, woman power. Yeah. Yeah. I am surrounded by women, right? Yeah. I feel, yeah, I feel more trusting of them, so I, I would say we go together. Okay. How's that make you feel, Maurice? Astounding. I think, you know, maybe if you would've, like if you did roleplay, maybe I would, yeah, the. When they told you to act, who'd you maybe, maybe I would've- Hey, listen, Kiromy, this, it's a take this girl power. That was it. Yeah. He's the man. He's gotta go. Yeah, he's gotta go. He's gotta go. Oh God, I gotta have a clincher here. I gotta have a good clincher. It's uh Noellia? Noellia. That's it. You're currently, this is another role play. Yeah. You're currently seated in a one stall public restroom. Okay. How do you respond to this? It's occupied. It's occupied. Stop. You're so annoying. It's occupied. Okay. Whatever. I'm calling the cops. Oh my gosh. I am not responding. You're so annoying. I am gonna be here all day long until you stop. Flush sound. Okay. In post. Okay. In post. That's what he does. By the way, everybody around here knows. No, I don't. He's a bathroom door banger. All right. I think you have all the info you need. Let's write down your guesses on your whiteboard. It's not super easy, is it? No, it's not actually. I mean, and I am considering writing down Maurice. Yeah, I am. After all this. Yeah, I know. Okay. All right. Let's see what you guys guessed. Noellia. No, it's a even what? See, that's what made me think it wasn't her. Because that's hard to do. I did what you told me not to do. I know. I'm not doing this to be funny. I, I just think that Maurice is a genius. That's it. Okay, well, the person with the fake Spanish accent, please step forward. Oh, you got us. See, it was subtle. I just thought because you played it so nonchalant. Well, my first language is Spanish. Okay. But I just hide it better. Yeah, you so, yeah, it was, yeah, it wasn't over the top, but. We should have asked even more questions. Okay. It's on us, but you know what? I think I still got more right, didn't I? Yeah. That means Rhett is the winner and will now receive a high five all the way from another country. Oh. Oh yeah. That's a real high five. Yeah. Look at that. He's from Australia. And I just seem rude by not touching him right now. Yeah. Yeah. Don't touch him. You're not the winner today. Okay. As long as you understand that. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I'm Matthew. I'm Justin. And I'm Emily. We're from Chicago, Illinois. And we're in Barcelona eating encinatas. And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Eat it up. Yeah, it looks, it looks like a cinnamon roll, but different. Different. It's a little bit different. Listen. Big news. We've got an incredible episode tomorrow we want you to come back. Okay? This is what it's gonna be. 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