Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: REMmoNgf6NY
Episode Number: 3075
Transcript
What if we put on an all-out dog show? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning And welcome to the Season 29 finale. Now, next week, we'll still have new videos on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, including marathons and a throwback to one of our favorite classic episodes, and we'll be there for all of it. And then we're gonna return on July 6th with Good Mythical Summer. But let us delay no more, because we are ending this season with a woof. Yeah. A woof. I was kinda hoping Barbara would do it at the right time, but she just, she went early. Barbara, woof. No. She's over there. It's the first ever Mythical dog show. This is something that we've been wanting to do for a while, and our good friends over at JustFoodForDogs were kind enough to sponsor it. Yep. JustFoodForDogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food brand. They have actual kitchens where you can watch the food being made. It's human grade, meaning I could eat it. I won't, but I could. Mm-hmm, you could. There's something for every dog, from frozen meals to convenient shelf stable Just Fresh pouches, to all kinds of treats. And with a decade of research, six university-led studies, and recipes formulated by board-certified vet nutritionists, they did the homework so you do not have to. Yes, okay. Now- Let's bring in the food … and let's bring in maybe a couple of dogs. Okay. Come here, Barbara. Okay, Barbara, you've been wanting to get into this so bad. Okay. Let me get you out. Listen, because just like her daddy, Barbara loves trying new things, and she is currently devouring the venison and squash recipe, which is gentle on her sensitive little tummy. And it's actual venison, squash, Brussels sprouts, and cranberries. That's all real food. Mm-hmm. And Jasper over here is having turkey. Jasper, you are having turkey and whole wheat macaroni. Slow down. Slow down. Now, this has been made by us, but using JustFoodForDogs' DIY nutrient blend, uh, to make it complete. Jasper's getting all the benefits of a fresh vet-developed meal, but cooked in our own kitchen. It's perfect for the involved pet parent, which I am. Chef's kiss. Well, Jasper kiss. Yes. Okay, and listen, you gotta s- Barbara, you can't, you got, you can't eat it all right now. We're gonna be giving out JustFoodForDogs goodies to all our dog contestants, including these single-protein beef brisket jerky treats and convenient Just Fresh grab and go meals, because all the dogs are gonna be eating well today. Mm-hmm. JustFoodForDogs also donates meals to rescue organizations and shelters nationwide, like Muttville.org. Get 60% off your first auto ship purchase for new customers by scanning the QR code or going to jffd.com/mythical and using code Mythical at checkout. And thanks again to JustFoodForDogs for sponsoring today's episode. Our dogs are gonna be back later, but for now it's time for The first ever Good Mythical Morning Dogstravaganza. Welcome to what will surely be a most paw-some celebration. We're your hosts, Rhett Mutt-Laughlin and Link Heel. Today we have a series of exciting canine competitions and exhibitions, all featuring the dogs of our incredible Mythical Crew, and it will all culminate in a fur-bulous Mythical dog fashion show. And now for our first event. Which Mythical dog has what it takes to bow-wow us with the best trick? Let's find out. Some dogs' only version of a trick is licking their own anus without falling over. Mm-hmm. But some dogs just got that dog in 'em, meaning they do pretty cool tricks. Well, let's meet one of those dogs. Our first dog, Max. I'm so excited for this. I love looking at dogs. Oh, there he is. Hey, fellas. Max. Max is accompanied by his human, Ammo. Hello, Ammo. Hello. Okay, we're not gonna touch your dog yet. Okay? We don't wanna distract your dog. There will be dog touching and petting and gr- and, uh, giving of treats, but only if he can do what we ask him to do. All right. All right. He is focused. Uh, give us some, give us a little bit of a twirl so we can see a little bit more personality. How, how old is Max, and what is he? Max is eight years old, uh, and he is a boxer mix. And what trick can he do? He can do touch. Touch. Sh- can you do paw? And then we're gonna do crawl for you guys as well. Oh, crawl? Yeah. And does he also… He responds to Spanish commands as well, right? Yeah. Mano. Mano. There he goes. He went, he went that way. Hey. Yeah. He looks like he could do some damage, like- So, so you're saying he's gonna crawl? He's gonna crawl. All right. Yeah. Let's see it. Okay. Down. Good boy. Crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl. Get low, get low, get low. Okay, so as a reward, Max and all the other dogs are going to get a chicken breast, whole food, single ingredient treat from Just Food For Dogs- Look at this which is right down there. So let's give him a reward. Okay. Just so we won't have a favorite, we can, we'll split this. Hello, Max. Max, hey, hey, hey. You did good. You're a good boy. You did good. You're a good boy. Yes. We're not making you do anything for your treat. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. Okay, I'm gonna put- We're using the voice. I'm gonna put this one in your, in your shirt. You can… Okay? You can take that for the road. His tail is propellering. You can take that with you. Yes. That is one of the be- cool features of him. Yeah. Good boy. All right. We will take all of this into consideration in our judging. Should Max stick around for the judging, or should he leave for the judging? I don't know. I just told him to leave. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I feel like just so we can be completely honest, you know, now that he's gone. Okay. On a scale of one to 10, how impressed were you with that? Um, I mean, he kinda did a down, and then he just started moving, and that, that's, it is a crawl. He was a l- he was a little impatient. I sense that, like, he knew what he was being asked to do, and he was like- And he only knew how to do that … "I'm just gonna do it. Just give me the food. Just give me the food." Yeah. You know, he's kinda moving through the trick. I mean, he definitely did it, so that's above five That's, okay, that's the scale? I think so, but that's- So if they do the trick- I wanna be able to give points- it starts at six -even if they don't do a s- … if they ac- if they successfully do the trick. Right. And then it's from six to 10 how good the trick was. I could imagine that d- being done much better. Wow. So what are you gonna give it? It's 10. No, no, no, no. No, but I could also imagine it being done much worse. I feel like I'm gonna give him a seven. I'm thinking seven as well. Mm-hmm. But because of that propeller tail, I'm gonna get a bonus point in there for a total of eight. Okay. All right. Let's meet our next dog, Baker. Oh, Baker's a- Oh, my- … big white boy … goodness. Hello, Baker. Are you sure that's a dog? Sit. This is. This is Baker. He's just turned seven last week, and he's doing anything but looking at the camera. Could you sit? And you are Sam. Sam, thank you for- Hello … bringing Baker in. Now, okay, Baker I can see right off the bat, he's got two different color eyes. Can you- Turn him around. Let's show his eyes off. Yeah. Ready? Come here. That's crazy. One blue, one brown. Now, what is he? It's called heterochromia. He's a husky and a Great Pyrenees. Great Pyrenees. Yes. Yes, there's treats up here, but… We did get him as a puppy. They told us that he would be kinda big, and I said, "That's not a problem. I had a lab growing up." Yeah. Um, he did hit 100 pounds, so … He's bigger than a lab. Triple dig. Yeah, so he's kind of massive. Now, but here's the thing. Uh, big dogs, they do good tricks, you know? That's my excuse for why my dogs don't do good tricks. Uh-huh. 'Cause they're too small. Their brains are too little. So what trick are you going to get him to perform? Speak or hopefully whisper. Okay. Well, let's get him turned around so we can all see- Okay. Come here … so everybody can see him. Ready? Yeah, lock in. Whisper. Whisper. Close. Speak. Okay, so it seems like Sam's trying to get two different volumes. Yeah, but he did it for a second. He did it, he did it. Hey, sit. He didn't do the whisper. No, he did. Oh, my goodness. That was it. Was that the whisper? No, close enough. Okay. That was just a pant. Right. Whisper. Whisper. He did it for me. Well, you gotta give him- There's payment for that you gotta give him a treat now. Treat, yes. Good boy. Okay. Well, let, let, let's let his human do it. Okay. Okay, ready? High five. Yeah, good boy. All right, that was a bonus. Bonus. Yeah. Speak. Yeah, good dog. Now, what is he saying? Mostly he's really excited about this chicken treat. Um- Yes … very hype. It's nicer than the stuff I use to train him. Um, so he's pretty locked in. Good boy. Now, he did, he did a little bit of a whisper there for a second, didn't he? Yes. Yeah. Usually the volume is kind of, like, breathy and quiet. Um, today he does not wish to display these qualities. Well, you know what? There's a lot going on. He's got two different color eyes. Can I get down on his level without him devouring me? Well, he's gonna lick your face probably. Okay, buddy. He doesn't care about me. No. There you go. Hello, buddy. Good boy. All right. Yeah. They just wanna eat the treat. Yeah. They don't wanna be- He's so- They don't wanna be loved. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. He likes if you, like, scratch his butt. I'm gonna scratch your butt. Can I scratch it? He's like, "I want more of the chicken." He's so food motivated. All right, Baker, that's all you get. Yeah. Okay, give it up for Baker. Look, there's treats out, out there. Bye, Baker. Come on. Peace. Bye. Go. Bitter Dang, he looks like a, he looks like a horse If … Well, I don't, I don't really think that's what a horse looks like I mean, I haven't seen a horse in a while Yeah As far as I'm concerned, that's a horse All right. Now that he's gone Okay … let's talk about how much he sucks. He was so cute He was so cute His eyes were different colors He's a beautiful dog. He's a great boy. He ca- But that's not what we're judging here I love how he ke- I'm not, I don't give points for that kind of stuff … kept looking at us. He knew that we were judging him I'm gonna judge him harshly And he was trying to win us over The … I actually heard the whisper. Like, he, he, he did a quiet bark, and I'm gonna say that that is a successful whisper, okay? But it's just above the threshold of having done the trick. And then he did do the speak trick, and then he did do a little high-five. That was cool But that's not what we're ju- We're not judging bonus tricks You ga- You just gave a dog a bonus for a tail wag But that wasn't a trick. It was just an additional feature that won me over Okay. Well, then I'm giving him a five Oh, just a five? Well, yeah. I mean, that's all, that's all but what you were saying I mean, s- speaking No, s- no, six is successful. Yeah Six. Six. I'm giving him a six Speaking is so much better than crawling Do you know what dogs can do? Do you know what dogs can do? Some of the stuff we're gonna see today is gonna blow your mind Listen, but these- I hope. These are owned by our crew members, and our crew members work for us. They're not spending all their time just trying to get their dogs to do tricks Somebody is I was pretty won over by that. I'm in seven territory again Okay. And what's your bonus point? And then I sh- it was just, it was cuter than the, than the crawl for me, so I gotta go to eight for additional cuteness. And then- No, you can't keep going … I gotta give it a nine- No, no, no, no … because his eyes are different colors No, that's not how it works. You can't say that you're not gonna do something and then do it. You said you weren't gonna give points for- I'm gonna give it an eight- … tertiary things … outright- Okay. Which means it is better than the crawl, but there was no propeller tail And I'm sticking with a six And I'm giving a bonus point- I'm a real judge … for the eyes, so that is a nine. Let's meet our next dog, Pepper. Oh, Pepper could be a horse Could be a horse With that name And her human, Alisa Oh, my gosh Hey, guys Look at this dog Wow. Good gracious Hello, Pepper Hey So I'm assuming that Pepper is a poodle Pepper's a poodle I mean, like a full, a full poodle She's a standard poodle A standard poodle Yeah This is sophisticated stuff And how much does she weigh roughly? 38 pounds Okay Yeah I have very high expectations because poodles are known to be incredibly intelligent Mm-hmm She's a smart girl So, uh, I'm ready to give a higher score than I have been giving- Pepper just so you know Pepper, look at us. Come on What is Pepper going to do for us? Pepper's gonna do a trick where … Oh, good girl Oh, wow. Look at that posture She, she's like, "I'm ready. Okay." She's like- "I'm listening." Um, we go, "Girl," and then she, she kinda like hits my hand and does a little sassy hand She's a sassy girl. This is a… I've never heard about this trick. Girl Sass? Yes, Girl Sass. Now can she see at all? Uh, yes. I was concerned that was gonna be a thing too. Her eyes are there. Yeah, you- They're just, they're- They're just dark eyes … they're dark eyes. Yeah. And she kinda has, like, a bang situation. I think she's cool. Thank you. All right. Let's see it. Okay. Can we- She is so well-mannered. You want some treats? You want some treats? Ooh. Come here. Right here. Good girl. Good job. Okay, ready? Girl. Good girl. Okay, one more time. Ready? Sit. Girl. Good job. Okay, every time, 100%. 100%. That is- She likes the treats too … pretty cute. Wow. Okay. All right. Good job. Let's, let's get, let's meet Pepper here. Come on. Let's make her like us. Come on. You're such… Oh, oh. You, you can't touch her, her hair. He's big. She'll try. He's a big one, isn't he? Okay. I'm not g- I'm not gonna touch your hair. She'll take a, she'll take a treat. I'm not gonna touch your hair- Oh, good girl 'cause it's so perfect. Yeah. It's so perfect. You don't want… And she'll… You're like my grandma. You don't want somebody to touch your hair and ruin the perm. Smart girl. You go, girl. Not for me. Okay. All right. Get out of here so we can judge you. Thank you, Pepper. See ya. Bye That's a pretty dog. But that's not what this is about. Pepper has so much going for her. Grooming, intelligence, posture, hairstyle. Yep. But is it kinda making up for basically it just being a two-handed shake? Oh, yeah. I didn't wanna say it, but you said it. I mean, I like the thematic nature of girl. But this is … I think what you're getting at is that the human is bringing most of the creativity to this situation. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The dog is just like, "Oh, you do your hand like that, I put my hands up." It could be anything. It could be a shake, it could be a, a high 10. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's, it's really Alisa who has brought this sort of cool flair to this trick, which really set my expectations very high. Yeah. I thought the dog was gonna do something legitimately sassy. She did set my expectations there, that there was gonna be sass. But she did it very reliably. She did it to the full effect of the trick. She almost did it in a cursory way, which is kinda the opposite of sass. Just because the dog did such a good job- Mm-hmm with what the task was- Yeah … and was so consistent, I'm actually gonna give Pepper my highest score yet. I'm gonna give it an eight. I'm gonna give her a five. Ooh. But then because of the creativity of the person, Alisa, I am going to add two bonus points, bringing it to a seven. Okay, and that is all of our dogs for our best trick competition. Mm-hmm. And the judges have wagulated the results, and this is not by design, people. It just worked out this way. We have a three-way tie. They're all winners. Not on purpose. This isn't gonna happen again. But let's bring them all out so they can get what they got coming. Every dog gets a medal and Just Food For Dogs shelf-stable Just Fresh chicken pouch. So here's your medals. Thank you. Big medals for big dogs. Come on over, dogs. Come on on the green, please. Small medals. Sit, please. Please sit. Please sit. Good boys. Look at that. Y'all did it. Y'all did it. We were tough on all of you, I guess equally. And here you go. Thank you. Here's your chicken pouch. Oh. Oh, yeah. Y'all can't wait to get in on that, can you? All right, let's give it up for our … Tricksters … trickster dogs. Good job. Before we get to our next competitive event, we have a special exhibition to acknowledge the dogs who are far too often overlooked. Sure, they may hide under the kitchen table when the doorbell rings, and maybe they aren't the most fun at a party, but we believe that even the shyest of dogs deserves a chance to shine. Say hello to Mythical's Most Bashful Beasts. First up, we have Toast and Matthew. Toast is a two-year-old small poodle mix. Toast is often seen peeking her little head around the offices at Mythical, but good luck petting her because when Toast sees a stranger, she is quick to head for the hills. Here's a toast to you, Toast. And we have Bart and Lauren. Bart is an eight-year-old chihuahua mix and, as I'm sure you can tell, he's a Virgo. Bart nestles into Lauren's neck when he's hungry. And before finding a home with Lauren, he was returned to the shelter two different times because he, quote, "Is a very strange dog." Hey, Bart, just yourself be if weird is you. Thank you, shy guys. Now on to our next event, the loyalty test, or what we like to call Man's Best Friend? Everybody knows that dogs are man's best friend, but nobody talks about dog's best friend. Is it man or is it treats? Ha. That's what we're about to put to the test, so let's bring in Simon. Ooh. And his owner, Sam. Wow, Simon is, boy, he, I think he's the most popular dog at Mythical. I don't wanna get ahead of myself. Look, look at Simon. But look at him. He, look, I mean- Okay. All right, fine. He's magical. 10. He's magical. One, one-zero. I'm already giving it out. Okay. Sam, again, tell everybody what Simon is, how old he is. He is an Afghan hound and he's seven years old. Now, we've been told that Afghan hounds are one of the least intelligent dogs. Yes, and I think he definitely fits that stereotype. But it doesn't matter 'cause look how- He looks like a wizard. He's just so magical. Look at him. He looks like a Muppet. Oh, I just wanna hug you and roll around with you. Simon, you are the reason that we decided to do a dog show. Actually, it's true. It is true. We were like, we were just, we were just at breakfast one day- Yes, you're such a good boy … talking about how- You're such a good boy … how beautiful and stupid, I guess. Yes. I didn't know you- Oh, oh, look at him. Whoa, look at that flexibility. Look at that. That's Muppets, Snuffleupagus stuff. So this part is being controlled by one human, and this part's being controlled- Exactly … by another human. Exactly. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. So Blaine's gonna come in and hold Simon over there. Yes. And the three of us are gonna sit down. I don't know if I can get down in this suit. It's too tight. Yeah, I know. I've a- Okay. So, uh- I've already got a rip on my pant … move a little bit that way, Link. Sam's gonna sit in- Right in the middle, Sam … in between us. Oh, yeah. You, you've seen people do this on other videos before where they call for the dog to see where the dog goes. Yeah, this is a loyalty test. All right. And at first, we're just all gonna be sitting here and we're all gonna be calling Simon over and we're just gonna just see which one of us- Simon … he goes to. Simon. Simon. First of all, look this direction. Simon. Simon, over here, buddy. Simon. Hey, Simon. Simon. There we go. Hey, buddy. Simon. Yes, you can do it. We know, we know it. You can do it. Simon. Yes. Simon, come on. Simon, ca- Come here. Come on. Get, your hair's in your eyes. Here, boy. Here, boy. Come here, Simon. Here, boy. Here, boy. That's right, your new best friends. But what is his, what is he even looking at? I don't know. It doesn't matter. Look at him. I think he's trying to process everything still. He's looking good. Hi, bubba. Hi. Okay, he still loves you. And then what about me? Simon. Do you like me too? Come here. What? Here, look, I can style that stuff. That, that is some stylish- It's so soft. Do you make sweaters and stuff out of it? I'll admit that. They, they always try and put his head in a ponytail, and he hates it. Oh, he hates it. Okay. All right, so Blaine, come back in. We're gonna do this again. So I will say- See ya … he was a little bit disloyal in that. Peace. But now what I'm gonna be doing is I'm going to be giving Link one of these Just Food For Dogs Just Beef Brisket treats, okay? So this again is a single ingredient treat, high quality stuff. Simon. So… Oh, there's a nice stringy one. Yeah, he's gonna like that. Simon. Now, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna cover it back up so he- Simon, look. I have a treat. This is a treat. I'm just the guy that you love. You beautiful wizard dog. I'm just the guy that you came to first the last time. Simon. Simon. At least… Remember. Hey. Oh. Oh. He got real close to coming to me, I'll say that. Last second. Does he just go to the first person on his left? Is that why? Maybe. Maybe he prefers his left. Okay. He does love those treats, though. Beg. Beg. Oh. Did, did you see that? He whipped his head over. With all that hair on either side, boy, he does a good whip. Okay, so Simon did not go to his owner. He went to me, so that was a little disloyal. But then he did go to Link with a treat, so we're gonna give Simon a bag of treats. Simon. Simon, you won some. Don't eat them all in one place. I'm a- I'm actually gonna give them to Sam. He's so excited. I can't tell really any emotions. He's very excited. He's a stoic wizard. Next up we have my Jasper, AKA Jazzy, AKA DJ Jazzy Jeff Probst. I know you want to go to me. Hello, buddy. I know. Okay. He looks like he's got a favorite. Jasper. I think he's a daddy's boy. Jasper. I know. I know. Okay, so we're gonna bring Blaine in- Hello, Jasper … to hold him. Jenna, you're gonna come sit down in between us. Now he knows both of you, so this is a better test than with Simon. But he's scared of, of everyone. Of everyone. Except you. Yes. And you and Christy that I've noticed. His tail is wagging, but it's starting to stop wagging. I think he's a daddy's boy. Jasper. Jasper. Hey, come here, buddy. You wanna come… I'm not even gonna call him. Hey, come here. Come to Uncle Rhett. Come to Uncle Rhett. Jas. Good boy. Yeah, c- come here. Come here. Yes, you are. You love your dad. Okay. There was absolutely zero doubt that that was going to happen. Okay, so now this is the real test because I am now going to hold a treat, okay? I'm gonna hold one of the Just brisket treats. So let's, uh, Blaine, come back in. Uh, take Jasper back over there. Okay, go over there. Good boy. Jasper's gonna be like, "No." And now can we get Jasper to not go to Link? Now let me just… I wanna make sure that he sees that I have a treat. Jasper. Jasper. Jasper is obsessed with me. Hey, Jasper. Ooh, I got… Woo, can you smell it? I, I would recommend you using the W word. Oh, it's, it's a- Take him for- Wagyu. I got wagyu. Well, the W word. W-A-L-K. Oh. Oh. Jasper, you wanna go on a walk? You, you wanna go on a walk? Yeah. You want a walk over here? Jas. Yeah. Yeah. Jasper, come here, Jasper. Yeah, yeah, buddy. My goodness. Oh, don't take it to your daddy. Yes. You gonna leave it for me? Num, num, num. Yeah, you need me to hold it for you? No. Yes, grab a little piece. Okay. All right. There we go. Well, he came straight to the treat. He did come straight to the treat. I don't know if it was because the treat or the walk promise. Good boy. Good boy. But okay. That means- Yes, good boy … Jasper- I didn't… I, I'm kinda surprised. I didn't know that he was that treat motivated. Well, Jasper actually- He's m- he's mostly walk motivated … Jasper wins both things. He gets a loyalty award for being true to his owner, to his human. And he gets his own very special Just beef brisket package. Look, Jasper, you won this. Go get it. Go get it. It's brisket. He's like, "But right there." He's like, "I, I got some right here." Good job, bubba. Good job. Good bud. You don't love me as much as I thought. All right, let's bring out my boy, Sean. Is it Daddy? Yes. Yes. Sean, we think he's about six. We don't know. He had a mysterious life before he joined us. Yes, he did. He is chihuahua and poodle and a bunch of other stuff, and he is the smartest dog you've ever met. I know, yes you are. Really. So smart. Okay. He's always keeping an eye on a couple of things at once. Okay, hand him up. Yes. Okay. Sean. Sean. You gonna come to me? Hey, hey buddy. Hey, buddy. Sean. Sean. Who you wanna come to? Hey, buddy. Hello, Sean. Hey, buddy. Sean, you bit me before. Do you wanna do it again? Come on. Sean, come here. Look at this leg. I don't think he's gonna come to any of us. I, I was gonna say, I don't think he's gonna come to any of us because- Sean, come here there's more interesting stuff around. Hey, Sean, come here. Hey, buddy. Sean. Hey, hey, come here. Yeah, buddy. That's right. That's my guy. Yes, that's my guy. Yes. That's my guy. Yay. Good job, buddy. You did it. High five. He's looking at two options to exit. Okay. All right. Now we're gonna give Link a treat, and we're going to see if he goes to you instead of me. As long as he doesn't bite me. Good job, Link. He won't bite you unless you're wearing a hat or hugging someone. Oh my goodness. Okay, so here we go. Sean, I'm getting a treat. Link, I'm gonna give you a nice treat. Sean, look who's got the treat, Sean. Look with your left eye, then look with your right eye. He's not looking at me. Come here, buddy. Sean. Come here, buddy. Sean. Hey, buddy, come on. Come here. You want the treat? Come on, buddy. You want the treat? Come on. Sean, what… It's, hey, every, all the fun is over here. Sean. Sean, come here, buddy. Come here, buddy. Come here. Come here, buddy. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Not even for the treats. You're still my favorite guy. I think he's- Yes. Does he, do you know what it is? Will he even come to me now that I have the treat? Okay. No. He's not treat motivated. Couldn't be bothered. Oh my goodness, honey. Sean is the most loyal. I know. Yes, you are. You're so loyal. Oh. You're so loyal. He's so, he's so excitable right now. He's not as food motivated as Barbara. 100%, Barbara would have betrayed me for the treats, but Sean's a good boy. Okay. He knows I give him pets. That means- Yeah … that Sean, you're gonna get- Good job … the loyalty medal. You don't get the treat medal- It's okay, bubba. It's okay … because you, uh- You're safe. There we are. So special. All right. All right. Go on and go on about your business. He's loyal, but really only to his own pierogi. Ah, wow. I love that boy. Hey, you can get a behind-the-scenes look at everything that went into this episode because we did an episode of Behind the Mythicality- Mm-hmm … over on the Mythical Society. So check it out at mythicalsociety.com. Before we move on to our next event, we wanna take a moment to acknowledge another group of dogs who are far too often overlooked, elderly dogs. Sure. They might bump into walls from time to time. Maybe they'd rather sleep than scare a burglar. But we say even the oldest dogs deserve a chance to shine. So please welcome the oldest dogs at Mythical, Tyler and Sebastian. Look at 'em. Okay. Abby and Sierra, thanks for bringing your own dogs out here. Yeah. Come on. Tell us a little bit about, let's start with Sebastian. This is Sebastian. He's about 11 years old. I'm not exactly sure, but I've had him for, like, six years now, so. He's like a basset hound and- He's, his DNA actually said Jack Russell and cocker spaniel. Oh, okay. Cocker spaniel. But I think there's some dachshund in there. I don't believe it. You don't believe it? Yeah, I didn't believe it either for Jade and Jasper, but Chihuahua poodle it is. He's so cute, and look at, look at that white beard. Oh, yeah. A wise, wise man. Okay, and what about Tyler? Tyler is 16, about to turn 17 next month. Dang. Um, she's been my childhood dog since middle school. Really? Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. And we hear that she is deaf and half blind. Yes. Um, we're not 100% sure, but she doesn't listen to us anymore. Maybe she just knows that she knows everything that she needs to know. She's very wise. Well, on that note, I'd love to hear some words of wisdom from these elderly dogs. Learn how to spell. That way you'll always know when it's time for a W-A-L-K. When your owner says guinea paw, stop to think. Is giving paw serving you? Wow. That's- You know what? You gotta look after yourself. You gotta stand up for yourself. You know Clifford, the Big Red Dog? To me, he ain't that big. He's a punk. That's called confidence, my dude. I'm your dude? I think he was talking to me. Oh. Rhett's your dude? Comparison is the thief of joy, and I'm the thief of socks. So, if you're missing a sock, I want you to know, I got your ass good. Wow. Wow. Tyler's got some sass. You cannot talk back to a elderly dog. Let's get one more from each of you. If you wanna maintain consistent growth in the digital space, adapt your content to suit algorithmic changes, my dude. That's actually very helpful. Okay, thank you. Oh, I was going to say the same thing about algorithmic changes. Uh, so, uh, woof woof, I guess. Uh, I told Sierra I didn't wanna do this. Oh, she's losing confidence now. She's backing off. But you did great, and we're so glad- Okay … to have you. Yes. Thank you both for these- And to say thank you- delectable cuts of wisdom … we are going to give you some fabulous Just Food for Dogs Hip and Joint Care supplements. Yes, we have those. No assumptions. Yes. We think you need it. You can take those home. So, well, can you, can you … Yes. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you. Yes. By the way, uh, we are so inspired by our senior dogs here at Mythical that we are making a donation to Muttville Senior Dog Rescue. That's a non-profit organization dedicated to changing how the world thinks about and treats senior dogs. Learn more about adopting, fostering, volunteering, and donating at muttville.org. Yeah, this is one of Just Food for Dog's favorite charities to work with, so if you're able, we encourage you to join us in making a donation using the link below. And that brings us to our grand finale. It's time for the 2026 Fetch Gala. Welcome to the most anticipated fashion event of the year, the 2026 Fetch Gala. We are about to see some high fashion on this catwalk. Well, I guess I mean dog walk. Yes. Without further ado, let's feast our eyes on our first runway baddies. You know 'em, you love 'em. It's Simon and Sam. Let's see what they're doing for us. Oh. Oh, yes. Yes, the prophecy foretold this. We've always wanted to see this. Simon. He's been called a wizard so many times. Yeah. And now he is fulfilling his destiny. They are, they are leaning into it. So we've got the wizard and the hairier wizard. Which is which? You decide. I think he's proud of his backside. He might be. Simon, turn around so we can see your face. Simon, turn, turn around, Simon. Oh, yep. Oh, yeah, be- … be proud. Be loud. Now do a magic trick. He's practicing. He's still an apprentice. Sam, you look great. Thank you. Thank you, Simon and Sam Next, these sibling dogs have been known to turn a dance floor into a runway. It's Doctor and Pepper with their owner, Alisa That must be Doctor. Oh, wow. This is Doctor. Doctor is bacon. And they are siblings? They are siblings. Oh, wow. And Pepper- A Libra. So I see that, Alisa, you are the egg. I am an egg, yes. Doctor is the bacon. Yep. So what does that leave Pepper? Pepper, come on around here. What? Pepper is- What? … a latte? She's a latte. Oh. Her body is- And that's a straw. Yes. This is a straw. This is what- I'm not gonna touch you. I'm not gonna touch you. I know you don't like to be touched. Doctor has a q- quite a different personality it looks like. He, yeah, completely. Look, look at that guy. He's a… Oh, there we go. Well, look. I mean, look at Pepper. She's like- She's a latte … I'm going to face that way. I mean, she is showing off the cups. She is. He's a ham. Yeah, look at him. That was fun. Look at that guy. Look at him. There you go. There you go, buddy. There you go. Okay, give it up. I'm not gonna face away. Give it up for Doctor, Pepper, and Alisa. Woo-hoo. Thank you. Come on. Start of a good day is always breakfast. All right, next up, it's the handsome Douglas with his owner Kaitlyn. Let's see Douglas. Ooh. My gosh. We have a lion dog- Mm-hmm, king of the jungle … and a zookeeper. King of the jungle. Look at him. Douglas is a wiener dog? Yes. He's a miniature long-haired dachshund. Oh. Come on. He is the best. Come on over, buddy. Look at him. He's like, "I didn't agree to this." You're the dog that I wish that I had. Yeah. Well, the dog that you thought that you had as well, you know? Yeah, the dog that I thought that I had. What a guy. Okay. Well, the, yeah, the ears could come up higher. I'm not- Yeah. You know. There you go. There we go. Look at him. Can you, c- can I get a roar? He's like, "You ain't getting nothing from me." Well, now you've got your Halloween costume. Thank you to Kaitlyn and Douglas. You know what? One second. Oh. Okay. Guess he's leaving. Up next we have three fashionistas that all love to pee in the same backyard. Please welcome Jade, Jasper, and Link. I have come for your soul with the devil dog and another dog who will pray for you. Okay, so, uh, the theme here, we've got death and an angel and a demon. Satan herself. Oh, okay, okay. Satan, Lucifer herself. Which angel is that? It's Jasper. Oh, oh, it's Jasper. Oh, and that's Link under there. Oh. Yeah, it's me, dude. It's me. Oh. Lookie there. Look at these doggies. Look at these doggies just being, being bad. This one's being bad. This one's being good. It's beautiful, Link. And if you need me to cut your wheat, I'm at your service on Fiverr. Hey, I'm sor- I'm sorry about your daddy. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? That gives me an idea. Hold on a second. I'm a lost merman. I was out on the sea and I ran across this ship That had this pirate on it, and they have rescued me and brought me to Burbank. So you're… Why is your voice so high? This is how all mermen talk. A lot of people think we're very sexy, but it's not true. Okay. Look at this little pirate man. Oh, what is he doing? Is he doing a jig? He, he's, he doesn't like to be bound. I think what we're seeing- He's fighting himself … come, come over here. Do some modeling. Okay. Yes. Oh, he's a swashbuckler. Do you see my ship? Look into my ship. Yes. The pirate was sailing on the ship. Okay. So- And I was just swimming like I do so the ship is kinda like a saddle- … for a doll I don't know how it works. I don't know how, I don't, I just, I don't know the physics. But we look good, right? I got, it, I was so glad when they found me. Uh, he's gone. The pirate- … has… I was so glad when they found me. Now he wants to get back in. Look. Because I got lodged in this fishing net. I see. I can't get out of it. I, I've tried. Yes. Oh, look. Oh, see, he's on his ship … he's on the ship. He's on his ship. He got on the ship. He can get on his ship. Yes, and the ship can sail alone. Look. Oh- Yes. Hello, Barbara. Okay, actually it's just me, Rhett. Well, yeah, I could tell it was you. Oh. Oh, and it's you, Link. It's still me. Okay. Well, this has been amazing. Yes. Thank you to all the dogs and all the people who participated. That concludes the first ever Good Mythical Morning Dog Extravaganza. Woo. Thanks to the dogs, thanks to the people, and thanks to the amazing Mythical crew that made all of this happen. And thank you to Just Food For Dogs for sponsoring this video. Yes, and keeping these things going. Thank you for such a great season. We'll have some great marathons and throwback episodes next Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. And then on Monday, July 6th, we're gonna be back with Good Mythical Summer. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Oh, Barbara's… Mm. Aw. No. It's okay. No, that's just the ship leaking. You know what time it is. We are volunteer puppy raisers for Guide Dogs of America, tender loving canines, and you could be, too. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. I don't want those dogs to out-dog our dogs. Hit 1011 Canines. Each get a 10. Let's give some unsolicited advice to John. Should John start a Substack to keep people updated on his daily musings? John? No. No. Nope, nope. No. You should not. Nope. No. But you know what you should do? You should click the top link to watch us answer impossible animal would you rather questions in Good Mythical More. Get a behind-the-scenes look at this episode on Behind the Mythicality, exclusively on the Mythical Society. We've had so many dogs so far. And they ate all my treats. Ate the treats. What's the, what's the best one so far? Am I allowed to say? I don't think- No? … we should be swayed. I have a favorite now, 'cause I just met them