Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: sobmJ9Z5ib4
Episode Number: 3083
Transcript
- How many times can we ride Jurassic World until we go crazy? - Let's talk about that. (whimsical music) Good Mythical summer. - If you had the whole day at Universal Studios to do whatever you wanted, what would you do? - Well for us, the answer is probably the same as yours or anybody's really, ride Jurassic World over and over again as many times as possible just to see what happens. - Just to see what happens. - Cause why not, right? - Why not? - Why not? - Roll it. (adventurous music) - [Link] Look at that, we gotta ride that. - [Rhett] We're not going to ride that. - And we'll probably need to go in there, I mean- - We're not going to go in there either because we have one singular mission today. - Probably jump on that stuff. - And it's not in here. We're going to ride one ride until we lose our minds. - Look at the spikes on that tail. - Don't look at the spikes on that tail. - I can touch that. - [Rhett] Don't touch it. (adventurous music) - Jurassic World, this is the entrance to the world of Jurassic World but then right there is Jurassic World, the ride. - I'm so excited. - You're now in the world- - Oh hold on, hold on, hold on. - We're about to be on the ride. - Okay you must be at least this tall to ride. I'm not riding alone so I don't have to worry about this. My pants are tall enough to ride this ride with someone. - I'll take your pants, go home. - Okay, all right. - That would be a good opening, you taking your pants off. - Are you still tall enough if you go on your knees? - I don't want to go on my knees. - Look, you're still tall enough. - My knees are going to start hurting if I'm going on this ride on my knees. - You think we should be stretching? - Hold on, hold on let's see if we... Let's see if we've got any shorter. - This is in case you've grown at all between now and the last spot. - You thought you could make it on the ride, and then you get here and you got shorter and now you can't make it anymore. - Oh yeah. - There's an urgency to get on this ride- - They're toying with your emotions. - If you're getting shorter. - As you know, Jurassic World was full of bamboo. - Bamboo grows three inches a day. - Don't plant this in your yard, I know you're thinking about it. You're like, we want a fun bamboo forest in our backyard. Your neighbors are going to hate you. Don't lay down. - Who do you think I am? - Don't face backwards. - Who do you think I am? - Don't let go. - Who do you think I am? - I'm going to be supervising you the whole time. Get rid of your hats. - Thanks for giving me all those ideas, Rhett. - [Rhett] Why is this security guy so sexy? - He's security sexy. - [Rhett] Trevor didn't need to go that hard. - [Link] She's got a nice pixie cut. - [Rhett] Oh hold on, we're going to get wet? - Yes you are, please. - She heard you, she said, "Yes you are." Here we go. - Oh yeah. - It's wet in here. I choose to believe that they just washed it. - That part's coming down. - Oh yeah, if the dinosaurs start eating us, we're basically in an immobile position. - I kind of forgot about the wet part. - In my mind, this was a circle like a big tube and everybody's facing everybody. - In my mind, it was one of those things where you just go into a room and you watch a screen. - Welcome to touching grass. "Good Mythical Morning", touching grass. - Is this the drop, is this a drop? A little bit, a little bit of a drop. - When dinosaurs ruled the earth. This is right up your alley, man, fossils. - Yeah if you believe in that kind of thing. - Water just shifted down the bench and wet both sides of my crack. - Your crack is wet already? - No, both sides of the crack. - [Rhett] Oh you just wait. - It's more like the tush. (inspiring music) - It's just an aquarium. It's like the Santa Barbara aquarium. Oh no, it's not. - Oh snap. (powerful music) Actual water, I think this is real. - [Rhett] It's going to get you wet again. - [Link] What is that, a gator? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. - [Link] The aquarium has just been cracked. - I'm not excited about the water. - Be in it, we're in Jurassic World. This is where dinosaurs still exists, man. - I'm committing to it. - We're going to get a little wet, probably. (waterfall rushing) What is that? Is that in your happy face? Are you happy? - I'm happy. - [Rhett] Stegosaurus, I can tell by the way that it looks. - Now is he going to pee on us? - Why would you ask that? That's his face. - [Rhett] What is that? - Oh snap. I've said over snap twice. I don't know how many times I'm going to say that. - Is that the face? That's eyeless. (water blowing) Why are they so rambunctious? - [Link] Look at the brabuskas on that guy. - [Rhett] That's unnecessary. - Are we going to get wet? Oh we got some lizards fighting over a hat over here. This looks like... - Hold on, hold on. And Indominus rex has escaped. Oh there's Bryce Dallas Howard. - [Link] B-D-H. - And help is on the way. - She's definitely my favorite so far. Remember that time we were at a party and B-D-H was there? - We were afraid to talk to her. - Is that the Indominus? - I think there's about to be a drop. - No there's about to be a hill. Oh Chris Pratt. - The slightest move can set these animals off. - That's very intense, Chris Pratt. (suspenseful music) (Rhett shouts) - Oh it's dark. Here we go. (both shouting) - Oh it was was nothing. That was nothing. - Nothing. - That was nothing. - Nothing. - [Link] That's a spitter, Indominus. (dinosaur roars) He's going to spit on you. - [Rhett] I don't know if that's paleontologically accurate. - T-Rex Indominus, (dinosaur roads) he's big boy. Oh two of them. - [Rhett] He's everywhere. - Two of them. (both shouting) - That came out of nowhere, man. - A warning would have been nice. - Okay, so there were two dinos at the end and then the bottom fell out. - Your hair looks great. - What happened? What happened with my hair? - I mean, it just went up. Why do the dinosaurs gleak on us? - I don't know, it's poison. - [Rhett] So that was one. - One down, how many more can we stand? - Well, the only thing that's wet is my butt, just a little bit. - Your butt's wet, how's my butt? - Oh wow yeah, you got two nice circles. Right there and right there. Well, we look completely calm and collected. (both laughing) - Why are we so scared? I guess because we didn't know it was- - [Rhett] Do I look scared? - You look somethin', dude. I was looking at these two dinosaurs and then all of a sudden I'd forgotten there was a drop. And who are these mysterious men? - I don't remember them being in there with us. All right, whatever you do, don't take a photo of this. - I can't help it that's what I normally do. - Okay we have moved to row one. We're going to see definitively, which row makes us the wettest and when I say makes us the wettest, I mean which gets the most water on us. - I'm getting a lot of mist, water coming out. (both shouting) (censored) This is not a great spot. - My mouth was open. - Really dry back here. Let's go right this time. Every time we come through, they've repaired that and then he breaks it again. I bet you they have one of those guys that'll come to your house, put the suction cups on your windshield. - Trevor! - So sexy. - Spit on me, Trevor. - Pour some sugar on me, Trevor. This is where you make out with your girlfriend, you know what I'm saying? - Well, she's not with me. Look at that, it looks normal. Yeah, it looks good. If you want me to break your windshield so you can have the guy come and fix it, insurance will cover it. - All right. Not a big fan of that exit sign, kind of takes me out of it. That was a joke, I didn't even... I wasn't even trying to make a joke. - [Rhett] They won't notice I have it on. - You're not going to shoplift. - Do not panic. - The way he talks makes me want to panic. (water splashing) - My thighs got hit hard, boy. Didn't really get crotched though. - There's a security guard right there. (jazz music) (Rhett laughs) Let's go that way this time. - [Rhett] I swear that I think that's the head of a dinosaur. (dinosaur roars) - [Link] I don't like the way his horn comes up first. - BDH, her hair is so perfect. (both exclaiming) Oh my legs, my thighs. Wow, gosh. - We are being targeted. Front left seat, wet. Look, he's still still going, still going. - I got a smattering on the sternum. - I got headwater too. - That's misting gleak. - The plants are real, the rocks are not. Oh the sunlight's nice. Oh they have Sean, they have Barbara. - Is this is an alphabetical order? We should name these guys. - The baby is Bobby. - [Link] Steggy, No Eyes. Now she is a female. - [Rhett] She don't know that. - Do not have a Link. - They have a Number One Abuolito. I think I may have just dabbed. - You dabbed? Don't do that. (both laughing) I look like a mannequin, I don't even like a person. - [Link] No, this is not it yet. (Link shouting) That was a drop. - [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, don't look scared. - [Link] I'm tryin' not to look scared. - [Rhett] I really try to look happy. - Big drop, big drop! Baby drop. Big fall, nope baby fall. - [Rhett] The big drop, big drop. - Big drop, drop drop. Oh no it's a baby drop. - Baby drop. (both shouting) Yeah, yeah! Highly recommend it. The right knees are very wet. - Yeah I don't think my knees have ever been wetter on my right knee, and that was the main development. Pretty much the only new development was my right knee got wet. - The ride pretty much stays the same. - Bryce Dallas Howard, BDH, still coming on real strong. We like that but I don't know, she's kind of losing her effect on me a little bit. - I would like a nice thorough blow drying. - I could use some food. I feel like I need to up my energy stores. (elevator music) - You can wear your drink. - [Rhett] Oh that's what this is. - [Link] Wear your drink as a lanyard. - The Mario Burger has a tomato on it. - I like Luigi, I don't see him as a sidekick, I see him as the more talented one. When he jumps, his legs go like that. He floats in the air long time. - Essentially exactly the same. - It depends on which game you're playing. The Luigi has a huge green pepper on it. Oh this is chicken, not even a burger. It's what some people call a chicken burger. - Luigi is very confused about what burger is. - I do not call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers. - Well, you're in the wrong place. - Well, I'm in America. - That's good, I was very hungry. I know all we've been doing is sitting down but- - It takes a lot out of you. - I'm exhausted. - [Link] We also have Bowser's Challenge. - I've been flexing my core a lot. I flex my core every time we go down. - You're doing a sit up? - When you have a back like mine, you got to brace it every time. - Are you bragging? - No, I'm just letting you know. You should probably be flexing your core too. - I tighten the sphincter. - You shouldn't do that. - The prostate. Good god, this just a big meatball. I guess the challenge is to eat. How do you eat a meatball? - Of course I will say, if you tighten the sphincter, any water that gets on your seat won't go up your butt. - I think I learned on ride six to keep my mouth shut after the dinosaurs spit directly into it. - [Rhett] That's hot sauce. - This is like a puff pastry. - That's good, man, dang. - What is this black thing on there? - [Rhett] Oh it's a mustache. - That positioned right? - It's very convincing. It looks like you have a bread mouth though. - We're trying to get... I eat with a little too much gusto. Bamboo forks are good for the environment, dot, dot, dot. - I'm about to say, that sounds like a but is coming. - Now you've been a good boy so you get to get your princess cupcake. - Should I unwrap? - Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god. - It is large, you just want the icing? - I'm going to take a cross section. You can get that whole thing in my mouth? - Go deep or go home. Feed that to your six-year-old. - And put him back out there. - Put him back out there. - It is good, you need this. You need the sugar. - Thank you. What about this though? This is a shortbread encased tiramisu. I gave you a nice little door, opened the door for you. This is fun and all, but I'm really starting to miss my butt not being waterlogged. Like why aren't these seats wet? - I have a newfound wellspring of energy. - I want to go enjoy the ride- - Sugar rush! - Like it's the first time. - Yeah. - And then the next time and the next time, and the next time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh is that who I think it is? - Greetings (indistinct), I am Optimus Prime. And what about these Mythical Beasts waiting on me? Yes, I recognize this bearded face well. - Yes. - You finally made it. - I know you're not the real roaster, but is there anything you could say about him to kind of make fun of him just a little bit? - From the videos that I have seen, it appears that Link roasts himself pretty well. - Thank you for all your work over the centuries. - Thank you for literally keeping YouTube alive. (Rhett laughs) - Thank you. - Rhett, Link, transform and roll out. - Yeah, roll out! - He knew who we were. I'm feeling very ego boosted right now by my childhood transformational hero. But let's not forget the task at hand, we got to meet our personal goal. Back at it again, this one's going to feel like a first time. - Take it in, Link. Did you smell meatball on you or did... Have you been burpy? - I think you're smelling yourself. - Something tells me- - What's going to happen? Oh it's so big and scary! That's it, it's over, right? - Oh, oh he broke the glass. What was that? - There's going to be a baby stegosaurus. Bobby, mommy Steggy, you guys need to get... You need to reunite. You'll find him just walk across the river. Oh look at this other one without eyes. We're not going to go up that, are we? It's Chris Pratt! - Intense Chris Pratt! - Did you know he was a part of this? (both shouting) Nothing bad happens in the dark. - Oh yes, he's spitting. - Last chance to get spit on. I got it. Let's go again and see how wet we can get. I receive you water. Get under that water. I'm getting a little, I'm getting a little, I'm getting a little. - Spit on me, baby. (both shouting) - Yeah, yeah! This is kind of a low water part. - Entertainment and help is on the way. (both shouting) - Yeah! - Got in my crotch. (both shouting) I just dragged my shirt that time. Just dragging in the river. (peaceful music) - (indistinct) Welcome back. - Sounds like he's choking on somethin'. Is there medicinal properties that dinosaur cleansing? - I've been baptized at Jurassic World. You think we'll ever come back? This is the last time I'll ever see you. - Bye doors that open and doors that never do open. Bye-bye little bit of water. Bye-bye, baby raptors fighting over somebody's bucket hat. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - [Rhett] Bye-bye Bryce Dallas Howard. - [Link] Bye-bye Bryce. - I like you because of who you are, not because of your father. - Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. - Bye, bye bracing myself every time I go down that. - Hold on, we got to do one more. For our actual final ride, I have a surprise that commemorates one of our favorite memories together. - Okay. (audience applauds) - How did you get a t-shirt made of our first ride today? - I arranged it. - We're having a dino-mite time one last time. - Good idea, Link. - The last versions of us are taking the first versions of us over the drop and then I can get that printed. - And then we could come back and do it again and get that printed. - Yes. - And then we come back and do it again and get that printed. - Yes but only if that shark doesn't get eaten. (dinosaur roars) - This my face? - Yeah. I bet it would be cool to ride at night. Maybe we should just keep riding until it gets dark. Here we go, we ready it's time to put a capper on it. (adventurous music) (both shouting) - Thanks for being your Mythical best. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Kelsey. - And I'm DJ and this is our son Levi. - And we're at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality, bye. - Oh there's one in Florida too, huh? - Yeah I know what you should do there, again and again, and again and again. - Hey let's take a moment and recognize a Mythical Beast who repped some Mythical merch out in the wild. How about Haley, you know what we did for you? - [Link] Good looking out, Haley. - We are going to give you an all access quarterly Mythical Society subscription. - Join us in Good Mythical More to watch us play Geo Guesser. Get a behind the scenes look at this episode on Behind the Mythicality exclusively on The Mythical Society. - Yeah look, I made them T-Shirts Rhett and Link. Yeah I worked for them had to do this mission and print these shirts for them. - Part of their mythical crew. - Yes, I am hello. - How are you? - I'm good, how are you? - I'm good. Is our mission not nearly as painful as theirs? - No I'm kinda jealous though they met you, so I decided to (indistinct). - Aw, have a safe hand.