GMM 3086: Guess The Mystery Snack

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

YouTube Video ID: tRPkxmHzgfk

Episode Number: 3086

Transcript

- Can we guess each other's
vending machine snacks?
- Let's talk about that.
(bright music)
Good Mythical Summer!
- Before we get into today's episode,
we teamed up with Burger
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- Including comparing different
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to see if there are any differences.
- And we did find some.
Look at the color difference.
Darker, lighter.
The pickles are in a different place.
- Turns out they've been
listening to their guests
and making some changes.
- So, we teamed up with
Burger King to go back
to both locations and order our Whopper
our way
- Our way.
- and see how things are now.
- Hi, welcome!
May I take your order?
- I would love a Whopper.
Add Swiss cheese, extra
onions, light mayo,
light lettuce, medium fries and drink.
- I'll take a Whopper with cheese, please!
No tomato.
- Of course.
- But can you add onion rings
and can you cut it in half, please?
I'd also love some medium
have-sies and a drink.
- Here's your order, everything your way.
- And I know my Whopper order
was a little complicated.
Was it double checked?
- I've got this.
(magical music)
It was!
I made sure it was cut in half.
I actually order mine the same way.
- Yeah 'cause that way, your first bite
has immediate access
to all the good stuff.
It's the perfect
introduction to your burger!
Does that make you the
king of double-checking?
- I'm a "Your Way" champion.
So, I do all kinds of
things to make sure that
all our guests get
everything that they ordered
exactly the way they ordered it.
- We got the Swiss cheese.
We got plenty of onion
and look at how those pickles are stacked.
This is how you do it!
- And I am noting the
golden coloration of my fry.
- Hey, how we doin?
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- Great!
- So, I made sure that the order was made
just how you wanted it, guaranteed.
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You know how much I love a guarantee.
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if something's not right,
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and the next one's on us!
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- By the way, I'm thinkin'
of inventing a new sauce
for fry dipping.
You got any advice?
- You seem like a tangy guy.
Try two parts ketchup, one part mustard.
- I can call it muss-up.
- Uh, maybe ketchard?
So, BK managers are now
"Your Way Champions",
getting a standard for better service.
- However you like your Whopper,
they'll get it right or
they'll make it right.
- So go on, have it your way.
Thanks to Burger King for
sponsoring this portion
of today's episode.
- After decades of
friendship, I thought I knew
my best friend inside and out
until we started playing this game.
- Yeah, turns out we have
very different understandings
about snacks and how to describe them.
- Uh huh.
That all ends today!
It's time for
Vendor Reveal Party!
(upbeat music)
(intense swoosh)
- [Mikayla] Hello, hello, hello!
- Hey!
- Yo!
All right Rhett, you have a
mystery snack in your lunchbox,
which we will look at in a second!
But first, if there
are any mythical beasts
that would like to play along at home,
look away now!
- Look away!
I'm gonna also look away
- That's you too, right?
- 'cause I'm gonna play.
- All right and maybe
make noise so you don't
hear what this sounds like, Link.
(Link shouts)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
- La la la la la la.
- This is the snack that
Link will be trying to find.
And that snack is now
back in my lunch pail
box.
(Link hums loudly)
All right.
(Rhett claps)
Ready, Neil.
- Okay.
- [Mikayla] I wanted
to see how long he was
gonna keep that going, but anyway.
- Let me see.
- There is a
- hidden mystery bag in the machine.
Whether it's helpful
or harmful, who knows?
- [Link] I bet you do.
- [Mikayla] I sure do!
- Oh, well that doesn't seem fair.
- We have got some wild snacks
in here today.
- Oh really?
- Let me look at em.
Ho ho, whoa!
- Homie, don't.
- I'm not dumb.
(Mikayla laughs)
- [Mikayla] Well, don't.
I'm glad you're smart, yay!
- Would it really mess up the game
if you looked in this?
- [Mikayla] Yes.
- I don't know how this
game works, I guess.
(audience laughs)
- [Mikayla] Well, if you lose today,
you'll have to eat a
mysterious spicy punishment,
but more on that later.
Link, you know what?
Go ahead and ask your first question
to see if you can identify Rhett's snack.
- Ah, okay.
If you um, were competing
in an Olympic event
titled not done,
- I think maybe
not done.
- in another life,
- I could have.
- [Link] No, not done.
No interjections.
- If I'd have started as a small child,
like training in something like luge.
- All right, fine.
Forget all that.
- Maybe it could've happened.
- Okay, new scenario, all right.
- If you were competing
in an Olympic event
called "Throwing One Of These Snacks
Into Someone's Mouth At 20 Meters Away."
- 20 meters?
- [Link] 20 meters.
- That's 60 feet.
- Okay, yeah.
Good, thank you for telling me that.
Would you be confident
in choosing this snack
and using the smallest
delineation of it to compete?
- The first thing I'll say
and maybe this is giving away too much.
Mikayla, stop me if I'm wrong.
- [Mikayla] Happily.
- The answer is not immediately obvious.
So, let me just say we're
in a bit of a gray area.
- Hmm, gray area.
- Uh, there are things about it that.
- This is great then.
- There are things about it that, yes,
this is a throwable
snack but, specifically,
I had my doubts creep in when you say
I gotta throw this thing 60 feet reliably.
That's all I'll say.
- This is, okay.
- [Mikayla] I think you've said enough.
- That's good because now,
I get to eliminate things
that ya definitely can't throw at all.
- If you want your kid to be an Olympian,
ya gotta start young.
Ya gotta start before they choose it.
You choose it for them.
- 16.
(machine beeps)
I would not throw at all.
I would not throw 32
because it's too light and airy.
Okay, so now, on the other end
of the information that you gave me.
I'm gonna remove anything
that is a shoe-in
for the Olympic event,
which is 12 and boy, I'm
gonna have to taste that.
There's, what it's called is really small
and we'll have to talk about it later.
(machine beeps)
(machine whirs)
But let's remember to do that as it falls.
20 could win the Olympic event.
Gotta get rid of that.
(machine whirs)
Okay, I'm done.
Rhett.
- Yes?
- It's an emergency.
- Uh oh, okay.
- The snack police
is raiding your house.
- Exit's there.
- Oh, this is a scenario.
- They have,
- they've broken in the front door
and you're clamoring to get
rid of your precious snacks.
- Okay, next time it's an emergency,
can you say hypothetical?
- Hypothetically.
- It's an emergency, okay.
(audience laughs)
- Could you flush three
elements of this snack
down the toilet at once easily?
- Yes sirrey bob.
- [Link] Oh, he's all over this.
- Yeah.
- He might be flushin' more than three.
He might be flushin' the whole pack
the way that he answered that question.
- I didn't say that.
- He didn't say it though.
(audience laughs)
But boy, his face did.
- When you said three though, I was like,
yes sirrey bob.
- Oh yeah.
- I'm definitely.
- Unless, hold on.
- Unless you're at your Grandma's house
and she's got one of them weak toilets.
- [Link] Old plumbing, weak toilet?
- But she got a nice, soft seat, ya know?
Like she does a soft seat.
- Yeah.
- That seat when you sit on it goes pffft.
- Yes!
(audience laughs)
Exactly.
So it's a little bit like, ya know what,
it's a little bit of a compromise.
You get the soft seat but you gotta
soft flush with the soft seat.
- 30 is an intriguing snack
that I also wanna try!
Flush it down my throat!
- Okay, interesting.
(audience laughs)
Interesting.
- 34, don't care for this at all.
So, I would flush this.
And I'm going to get rid of it.
(machine whirs)
Add a flush sound, please.
- Hold on but,
you're saying that,
(toilet flushes)
I'm saying these are easy to flush.
So you're not getting rid of the things
that are easy to flush.
- Dagnabit.
(all laugh)
(toilet flushes)
Now.
- Yeah, I knew I should've
- Why after all of this time,
- asked the questions.
- why has this happened?
- [Rhett] I should've asked earlier.
- You said it was so easy, so I was,
I should be getting rid of
things that are hard to flush!
- Yep, yeah.
- Oh no, man!
And I was on such a roll too!
- Maybe we got lucky.
Maybe we didn't.
- The vending machine is
almost completely empty, dude.
(audience laughs)
(Rhett growls)
- Yikes-a-roni.
- This is such a hard game to play.
It's all pivotal at that moment
when you have to switch the answer.
Crap, crap, crap
- Yep, yeah.
- crap, crap.
I have really screwed the pooch,
I think.
- Oh, man.
- You gotta start diggin'
in your butt, team.
- I hope it was down here.
If the new kid in school, grade school,
showed up and opened up his lunchbox
and pulled out this snack,
would you assume?
- Assume?
- That his parents.
- Is that another like event?
- Were rich?
- I don't believe that
is one of the things
that I would think.
- All right, so I am going
to get rid of the things
that tell me that the parent is rich,
which is clearly 14.
Gotta get rid of that rich snack.
(machine whirs)
Just too trendy lookin'.
Now I'm gettin' rid of 54 because
that would be so bougie,
but also just completely weird.
- Okay.
(audience laughs)
But the weird part doesn't matter.
- Is 44 bougie?
Yes.
(machine beeps)
44's bougie.
Oh my gosh, so is 40.
(machine whirs)
- [Rhett] What kinda
bougie snacks do we have?
- [Link] A lot of bougie snacks.
- Well, give me an exam,
don't, you don't have to, like
what makes a snack bougie?
Don't give me, don't tell me
what you're gettin' rid of.
- Like unknown brand names,
weird configurations,
next gen graphic design.
- Okay, that's,
that felt like a lot of
- Pricey, pricey,
different things.
- seemingly pricey stuff.
- I'm gonna get rid of 47 as well.
47 looks so rich to me.
- Gettin' rid of a lot on this round.
- If you walked in your
snack area of your house.
Maybe that's your kitchen, I don't know.
(audience laughs)
- Oh okay, I was thinkin'
maybe you were saying
there was a snack area that
I don't currently have.
- And Shawn, your dog,
- Yeah?
- is sittin' there with a
guilty look on his face.
He's eatin', you think he's eaten a snack.
Would you feel like you
immediately needed to call
some sort of pet hotline?
- Okay.
So I'm gonna answer this question
but it is entirely dependent on
your level of knowledge of
what is poisonous to a dog.
- Which is low.
- So, there's,
- Which is why I
- asked the question.
- There's a first hotline ingredient
that most people would be thinking about
if it were like in my dog.
- Yeah, let's just.
- It's not, we're not talking about that.
But it does have an ingredient that is
poisonous to dogs and I think I would call
but they would probably be like,
"It's probably fine."
- So I'm gonna get rid of the things
that obviously are harmful to dogs,
which is the little chips in 36.
(machine whirs)
Yes, there it goes!
And obviously 42.
You'd be freakin' out
if your dog ate that.
Ah, I have one more question.
- [Mikayla] One more.
- I should ask it.
- Fun fact, this vending machine
was used in the promotional campaign
for the movie, "Obsession".
(audience laughs)
Even though the one wish willow
was not vended from a
machine in the movie.
It was bought off a shelf at a store.
If you go online, you might
be able to find a picture
of the three main actors from the movie
posing with this vending machine.
It's the same one.
They've touched it.
(audience laughs)
- Would you be surprised if I told you
your snack didn't contain any fruit juice?
Even in the least bit surprised?
- I would not be surprised at all
if you told me there was
no fruit juice in this.
- Okay, great.
So I'm gonna get rid of 43.
(machine whirs)
You would not be surprised at all.
- If you told me there
was fruit juice in it,
I would be like, "What?"
- Yeah, so now I get to get rid of,
I think I'm gonna get
- Why?
- rid of 46 too
and I'm gonna get rid of 41.
(machine whirs)
Leaving my choice down at 56.
- [Rhett] Okay!
- [Link] Not feeling great though.
- Me neither.
- [Mikayla] All right,
well, go ahead and vend it
and then, Rhett, get your snack ready
'cause we're gonna do a big reveal.
Once he gets his
snack in hand.
- Come on with my snack.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- All right.
- [Mikayla] Are you ready?
- Yep.
- [Mikayla] In three, two, one.
- Sugar wafer!
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs)
See those, those, you can flush easily.
And I, I shouldn't have removed those.
(Rhett sighs)
(sighs) I'm sorry, dude.
I messed up.
(Rhett sighs)
- And I wanted to try these.
- Well, yeah.
- [Mikayla] On the Olympic question,
actually Link, the very first question,
you eliminated that one.
So, it.
- Oh.
- It wasn't even the screw up.
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause 60 yards, it's,
it's light.
- Oh, it's light.
- Lighter than I thought.
- So.
- Yeah, so it's like,
- Yeah.
- maybe yeah,
see how it fluttered
- Oww!
- at the end there?
(audience laughs)
- I'm sorry.
That didn't get 60 feet.
- It's too light.
- Yep.
I didn't know they were this light.
- Oh, it's pieces of garlic!
- It's called fried garlic gator toes.
- [Rhett] It's actually pieces of garlic.
- What, I thought it was a corn nut.
- And I've just eaten two of them.
And you gotta be with
me the rest of the day.
- Wow.
- [Mikayla] And then, the mystery bag
was what you vended actually.
So, that's why I didn't mention it.
So.
- All right.
- [Mikayla] I'm not gonna
mention it now either.
- I knew there was something
special about this.
- [Mikayla] Yeah!
(audience laughs)
- Good gosh, these are
garlic-y, but really good.
- They're good.
- If everybody you love is
eatin' em at once, you're okay.
- Okay, well let's try again!
(upbeat music)
- [Mikayla] All right, Link,
take a look at your snack.
Mythical Beasts, if
you do not want to see,
and Rhett, turn away now.
- Turn away!
♪ I don't wanna see ♪
- Look at what I have.
♪ That snack and I ♪
♪ Don't wanna hear that snack because ♪
♪ I'm gonna guess that snack ♪
♪ And if I knew what it sounded like ♪
- All right!
♪ That would be an unfair advantage ♪
- Rhetty!
- [Mikayla] Oh, I wanted to see how long
that one would go too.
- Sorry.
- That was pretty much it.
- I called you Rhetty.
Get it?
(audience laughs)
- Oh, I didn't even hear that.
- Good God, I can smell
my breath from here.
- Man, them garlics,
I wish I hadn't of done that.
- Whew!
(audience laughs)
- Phew!
- It's just straight,
- it's just pieces of garlic fried.
- Wow, it's phenomenal!
Good gosh!
- Link, if you had a wild night
eatin' these in your bedroom.
- [Link] Uh huh.
- You got up to pee in
the middle of the night.
Do you do that?
You drink a lot of water.
- Ya know what, I usually don't,
but if something wakes me up,
then I do pee.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- Like the dogs or Christy.
- You've woken up
- and you are walking to the bathroom
and you step on one of these
from your party time last night.
- Okay.
- Does it wake Christy up?
(Rhett chuckles)
- She's a light sleeper.
- Okay, okay.
- If she thinks I might be awake,
she just wants to be with me.
- Okay.
- She just, ya know?
(audience laughs)
- She sleeps light
so she doesn't miss
- Well, that's beautiful.
- any moments with me.
Of course, I never wake up.
- That's beautiful but that really
wasn't what I was getting at.
- Nope,
- it doesn't wake her up.
- It doesn't wake her up, okay.
- I don't mean be with
me in a biblical sense.
I just mean like in a relational sense.
- So.
- May, well maybe.
- I'm getting rid of things that make a,
would make a loud sound
if you stepped on them
and they broke, so like,
a very crunchy thing.
- That's a solid rationale
and I'm glad that you were
stating that so I can confirm it.
- Okay, so this is a item that definitely
makes a noise.
(machine whirs)
I really wanna try one of these
and I know that it would make a loud noise
and I know that it would hurt ya.
So, you're not gonna wanna step on that.
- [Mikayla] Can you say the
numbers that you're saying too?
- Oh, 16?
(fist bangs)
All right, we're gonna
have to get the cast
of "Obsession" out here to
dislodge this.
(audience laughs)
- [Link] Just push 16 again.
- [Mikayla] No, no, no, no, no!
(audience laughs)
(machine beeps)
- Don't.
- I get it.
(audience laughs)
- What?
(hand bangs)
I haven't seen it and sadly,
I don't think I will see it
because well, I'm just too afraid.
- You should see it, man.
- [Mikayla] Well, you found a mystery bag!
- Oh, Rhetty!
- Look at,
- you see how good I am?
- [Mikayla] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
(all laugh)
So uh, Link, you have
an advantage this round
or Rhett, you have an
advantage this round.
Link will eat the snack and then
tell Rhett how much he likes it
on a scale of one to 10.
- Yes!
- Oh.
- Yes.
- Do we have an open one
- or do I need to open it?
- [Mikayla] I believe you need to open it.
- And I'm going to sing my song.
- [Mikayla] Sing your song again, yeah.
- [Link] Go, go away.
- [Mikayla] Until he's ready to tell you.
- Don't look now.
♪ I'm gonna sing my song ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna know ♪
♪ What it sounds like when he eats it ♪
♪ But I am gonna know ♪
♪ What it sounds like
when he talks about ♪
♪ Whether or not he likes it ♪
♪ Because that's the point of
this thing that we're doin' ♪
♪ And here's the thing about ♪
♪ my friend, Link ♪
- I got an idea.
♪ He doesn't like ♪
- Hey, Christy.
♪ Pretty much anything ♪
♪ So I'm gonna probably ♪
- Love you, baby.
♪ Hear him say that he doesn't
like what he's eating today ♪
♪ And that's not gonna help ♪
♪ That's not gonna help me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It's not gonna help ♪
♪ It's not gonna help me at all ♪
(audience laughs)
- [Mikayla] Beautiful.
- [Rhett] Okay, on a scale of one to 10.
(audience laughs)
- Huh, yeah?
- On a scale of one to 10.
- How much do I like it?
- How much do you like it?
- Um, one.
(Rhett laughs)
- See, I told y'all.
I told y'all.
- That is a big hint, right?
- Okay.
- Whew!
- You don't like it.
- I didn't know it was gonna be that low.
- So, if you really like it
and I know that you like it,
I'm gonna get rid of it.
- Yes sir.
- Okay, number 24,
there's no reason that
you wouldn't like that.
You would love this.
36.
- What number is it?
- You would love 41.
(machine beeps)
(machine whirs)
You wouldn't like 42,
but you definitely wouldn't give it a one.
(machine whirs)
- [Link] See, look at that.
There's plenty of stuff that I like.
I get a bad rep on the internet.
(Link coughs)
Water, please.
- There's no way that you would hate 43.
(machine whirs)
Okay, I know that you would like 30.
This was actually, this,
if we don't get this one right,
something's wrong with us.
- We usually get these right, man.
You gotta redeem us.
- There's no,
- you'd like that.
- [Link] Even me choking on
it, I think, gives you a hint.
- 47, I've seen you eat these.
(machine whirs)
You don't like 56, but
you wouldn't hate it.
- Go, go, go, go.
Shawty.
(machine whirs)
- Okay, oh, I think
you'd actually love 50.
- He's removing so much right now!
What a powerful little hint
that we got!
- Okay.
- All the rest of these are a little bit
borderline or I know
you wouldn't like them,
so I'm gonna stop here.
That was a very helpful thing.
- [Link] And we are grateful.
- Now I have another question for you.
Is this snack gay?
(all laugh)
- What!
- Yeah.
(Link stammers)
Okay, okay all right.
- Okay?
- Okay, okay.
♪ Is this snack gay ♪
♪ Is the question ♪
♪ What will he do with this information ♪
♪ Is the snack gay ♪
♪ That's the question ♪
♪ It's not offensive ♪
♪ I'm just trying to find information ♪
- Uh, yeah, it is.
It is.
(Rhett exhales)
- Okay.
- I'm looking at packaging here.
- Okay, so what's not gay here?
- And who am I to say, really?
- Okay, I don't think.
- Straight white cis man,
I guess maybe I'm not to say.
- Uh, I don't think that 40 is gay.
(machine whirs)
- [Link] You need to remove the
straightest things up there.
- I think this is pretty
straight, pretty straight.
I think.
- Don't remove anything that
you think is bi, of course.
- I think 46 is bi.
- Leave it.
- I think it's more straight than bi.
(machine whirs)
44 is so gay.
(audience laughs)
I'm leaving that.
(Link laughs)
54 is pretty gay.
I don't think that 20 is gay.
Gettin' rid of it.
If you were to meet, in person,
the graphic designer for this packaging,
would you be surprised if they were
wearing an outfit that
A, you would respect,
and B, you might even wanna put on?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Would I be surprised
if they were wearing an outfit
that I would wanna wear?
Would I be surprised if
this graphic designer
had good style?
My style that I would like.
Uh, no, no.
- Okay.
- [Link] So yeah!
- I'm gonna get rid of 54.
- So, no,
- [Link] I wouldn't be surprised.
- I'm gonna get rid of 54.
So we're definitely not lookin' at 44
and you wouldn't have
reacted that way to that.
It's one of these two.
It's gotta be one of these two
and I'm gonna go based on
the fact that you had a
visceral reaction to tasting it.
I don't think it was 12.
So, I have narrowed it
down to my final guess,
which is 34.
- Okay.
- [Rhett] Confident.
- I feel good.
- All right, Rhett.
- Feels good.
- [Mikayla] Go head and vend it out.
And let's see if it's a match!
- Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna bring it up.
- [Mikayla] Three, two, one.
- Sweet Lauren's
Breakfast Biscuits.
(buzzer buzzes)
What, what is that?
- Oh no.
- [Link] Chica Mama Electric Cherry Cola?
(audience laughs)
- How could you hate,
how could that be a one?
- Mango bites?
- 'Cause I tasted it.
Dude, these are, I mean.
- But it's a blueberry flavored biscuit.
How would I know that you would hate?
This is cherry cola flavored.
- I just tasted it.
It's gluten free, dairy
free, allergen free.
I love all of those things!
(audience laughs)
Well, I.
- I wouldn't think it would be a one.
Let me taste it.
(biscuit crunches)
It is bad.
- It's really bad, dude.
I mean, I said I was
surprised that it was bad.
You just didn't hear me.
- Hmm.
- That would've changed
- I'd be really surprised
- your answer.
- that it was bad.
- So, we've lost already.
- Yeah.
- [Mikayla] You lost both the rounds.
So, that means you're gonna
have to eat the spicy snack!
- Oh gosh.
- Ghost pepper in the machine.
What, how do we open this?
- If you can't open it,
we don't have to eat it.
- [Mikayla] Well, it's open.
So, eat it.
- He did.
- Oh.
You wanna get one of those?
Nicole made us really afraid of these.
She said.
- [Rhett] She said don't,
she said take a small bite.
- [Mikayla] Yes, yes, yes!
(audience laughs)
- Oh, God!
It is so hot!
How did it get so hot?
Oh, my tongue is,
my tongue is being like prickled!
- What is that?
- Ugh!
Oh God!
- It's like straight up
the hottest hot sauce
you can possibly have
into a gelatinous form.
- I can't, I can't put
that down my throat.
- I can't put it down.
- Ya know?
- Yes, I can.
I just did.
- Oh, God.
- Okay, we're failures.
- Now I actually think
- I want one of these.
- Hey, this is for all
those kids out there
who are starting the sports late.
- Mmhm.
- It's okay to suck at things, guys.
Like, we're still people, ya know?
- Just enjoy losing.
- That's right.
- Thanks for being your mythical best.
- You know what time it is!
- My name is Julina.
I just turned 24.
- [Group] And it's time to
spin the wheel of mythicality!
(all cheer)
- Happy birthday!
(wheel clicks)
- I love an enthusiastic group!
- You got a big kitchen!
You got a lot of people
in that kitchen, girl!
Ooh, you got a people holdin' kitchen.
- You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna donate $1,000
to "Reading Is Fundamental"
to aid in their mission to disrupt
the alarming U.S. literacy crisis
and you can join us in
giving at the link below.
- Join us in "Good Mythical
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