Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: v6n1wKYrE5s
Episode Number: 3136
Transcript
- We're tasting candy brand collabs. - Let's talk about that. (lively music) - Good Mythical Morning. - We're about to test some crazy candy brand collabs, but first, this portion of today's episode is sponsored by AG1, the daily health drink that combines your multivitamin, pre and probiotics, super foods, and antioxidants into one simple green scoop. - Yes, we're going to be eating a lot of candy this episode, and I wish I could say I was immune to the sugary goodness, but I most definitely am not. - I don't think I have an addictive personality, but I do think I have an addiction to water. I have sparkling water every night, and then I have regular water at my bedside at all times. - That is definitely a problem you need to talk to someone about. 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Now, you can't throw a rock these days without hitting a new brand collab, and apparently the candy brands are getting in on it. - I'll believe it when I eat it. It's time for Colabsolute Chaos. (graphic whooshes) - Earlier this year, we tried Mountain Dew flavored Trolli's, okay? And now we have the opposite. They're finding so many ways to get together. We've got Trolli flavored Mountain Dew and specifically the mango pineapple punch. Now before we did say this was a justified collab. We said we liked it, those Mountain Dew flavored Trolli's. - Okay. This is a beautiful can. I just love what you've done to the Dew, Mountain Dew. - What turns you on about it? - I don't know, just the color combination. Yeah, that's nice. - I mean, I can't remember our convention for this. Do we try the two things together or we just try the thing first? Why don't we try the thing first, right? - It's up to us. - I don't know. I'm making this up as I go along, but it feels like you try the thing that they're selling and you're like- - We can do whatever we want. - Well, maybe I could do this at home. - All right. - Now we could drink out of the same can, but especially now, because this morning, Rhett discovered something. - After 49 years on this earth, I got my first cold sore. - Just call it what it is, Rhett. - I now have herpes and I guaran-damn-tee you I got it from you. (group laughs) - I gave Rhett herpes. - Sometime in this last 20 something years of us, maybe 40 something years of us eating after each other, I read that it is not unusual to have your first cold sore in your 40s. - Call it a fever blister. - And you may have- - Said cold sore. - had it for 20 years and it finally just popped up. But you can't really see it because my lips are covered, you can't really see my lips. But yeah, I got a cold sore. Thanks, bro. - You're welcome, dude. Now don't give it to Jesse now. - Yeah, there's a few things that we can't do for a while. - Okay. You could have thought that. All right. So now we've got- - Hold on, well how do you feel about that? - I love it. Thanks for asking. - It's really sweet. It's really sweet. But I mean, you know you're getting into that when you are getting Mountain Dew. - This is just 170 calorie chock full of sugar sweet treat. It's not for daily consumption. - Now last time we just poured a bunch of Mountain Dew in that bag, but since we're testing the opposite, maybe we do the opposite. Here is a mango one. These are spicy and there's no- - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - There's no spice- - There's a reaction. in the drink. So that's the only change. - There's a chemical reaction. - They went non-spicy. Oh yeah. It's just- - Maybe just because I'm putting more stuff into it. - Just gesticulating. - Oh, oh. (Link slurps soda) - Oh wow. - Look at that. - We're making science come out of a Mountain Dew can. - Well, first of all, it doesn't taste anything like it because the Mountain Dew flavor is just overwhelming when you' drinking straight up Mountain Dew. - If buying this prevents you from doing this plus this, you've net made a better decision. - This is a little troublesome, don't you think? - Yeah, cumbersome. In terms of the flavors, ooh, there is a little bit of spice. I'm glad they didn't send the spice into the drink. I think that's a good call. - This is actually a better flavor. I think the way that they are married in this is better. And as you already said, the can is beautiful. Did we say that? - The can is beautiful. It's a collector's item. You really should collect it. - All right. So we're going to say this is a (bright music) justified collab. This is a little exciting, Snickers cookie dough? - I love me some cookie dough. These are both edible before baking, even though you can still bake them into cookies. Why bake a cookie when you can just eat it? Less prep, tastes that much better. - Hold on, don't start over there. - Oh yeah. So the Sickers cookie dough. - Remember the system, son. - [Link] What is in the cookie dough? - Everything that's in the Snickers, chocolate, caramel and peanuts, I guess. - I guess so too. - So you're going cookie first. - That is a good, good cookie. - Almost has a peanut butter flavor to it because of the peanuts. - Yeah, there is a hint to that. Man, I'm really excited to go into the dough though. Hmm. I don't love a lot of particulates in my cookie dough usually. - Particulates? - I like a smooth cookie dough. - I think I do like the particulates. - Ooh, that's good though. Having that just peanuts. - That's really good. - Peanuts in there. - You knew this was going to be good, but listen, maybe you can't go to the store right now, but what you do have is a Snickers. - You have herpes. (group laughs) (laughs) You have herpes. - So do you, man. - All these years of making fun of me having herpes and now you got it and you're like, "Well, you know 64% of the adult population has it." - Well, the funny thing is, is the moment that I realized I had it, I wanted to know how many other people had it. You've had it all this time and had no idea that it was so common. You could have said that the first time we ever made fun of you for having it. You could be like, "Most people have it and we would have stopped." But you didn't know the facts, man. You got to know the facts. - No, no, no. I like being special. I just ate the cookie dough without the Snickers. - Could you hand me half the Snickers? - Oh yeah. - Oh, there's nougat too. We forgot about nougat when we were listening, listening. - I think that's the whiteness. Got this plus this. - This feels wrong. At least this is like a cookie. - Wrong in a naughty, good way. - If you're going into your cupboard, grabbing Snickers and cookie dough and just putting them together eating like this. - Yeah, you're in trouble. - You can't do that on a regular basis. - No, don't do that on a regular basis. But since it's here and I'm here- - But if you want to do it, it is good. What if I took a snicker? - It's just so decadent. - And then I took Snickers dough. - What is he going to do? - And a Snickers cookie. - What is he going to do? You're crazy. - So there's triple snickers. - What? Dude. I just think this is a pristine experience. - I might need to step out. (group laughs) I don't really believe in the concept of sin, but I believe I just did. - We're doing it right now. Sin. That's gluttony. I'm having to stop myself. - Oh my God. - That is too good. - Yeah. I got to get this out of my hand. - There's no mystery here, this is a justified collab. (bright music) - Go for it. - Choopa Chups. - Choopa Chups, Choopa Chups. Not a big sucker guy, but these things are cool looking. - I can't say that I have a lot of experience with this particular brand of sucker. - Did you know that the logo was created by Salvador Dali? - Yeah, I know about Salvador's. I know I go so deep with Dali trivia. - Salvado Dali did that, Choopa Chups. It's a very good logo. - How does an adult man get into a sucker? - Have we said that this is an Ikea Lingenberry meatball collaboration? - (laughs) Oh yeah, we have not said that. - Yeah, this is a meatball flavored sucker. - Which they don't sell. It says it on here. It's a free sample. - I'm going to need a knife to get into this thing. - Free sample. We went to an Ikea and pocketed these back in June when they were giving them out. I've been to Ikea and eaten a meatball. - Boy, these are tough to get into. - Yeah, and they have that the lingenberry sauce on them. So that's kind of, I think maybe that's why these felt like they could be done because you got meat, but also the fruit taste. - Yeah, and there it is. - And you, oh, this is a joke. (group laughs) It's a joke. It's a joke thing. - It's a marketing point. - It's a little marketing thing. - It's just a little, raise your awareness of the brand. (group laughs) - But I mean, maybe it's a good idea. - I don't hate it. - Maybe somebody thought of this. - But I don't like it. But I don't really like suckers. - Maybe somebody- - Who are suckers for? People trying to look sexy? (group laughs) - Children, I think, actually. So that's interesting. - I mean, why do adults need suckers? - They don't. - To look sexy. - Do anybody- - Don't look away. - Anybody suck suckers? Sucker people? - Come on. Fellow herpes haver. - I'm not going to watch you. Here's what I'm going to do. This is my technique. (group laughs) So I do a little sucky suck, and then I go over the top. - [Link] Sucky suck. - You have to bite, you have to, (group laughs) try to pull the meat over the sucker. (wrapper crinkles) Mmm. Mmm. - I'm trying to get my meat around my sucker. - Boy, the real meat thing is great. The fake meat doesn't taste as good as the real meat. I can't seem to get to the meat that's right under the sucker. - It looks like I put a wig on a sucker. I put a meat wig on a sucker. Somebody put some eyes and a mouth on that thing, make it talk, you know? Annoying orange or something. (group laughs) It's like a Beetle. Is that like a Beetles haircut? - I can see it. I see it. I see what you're talking about. - Paul McCartney. Those are some good meatballs. - Oh, really are. - I mean, it's the only reason I go to Ikea, because if you just go there, you won't get lost. Go to the cafeteria, then leave. It's very cheap too. - I don't know what to tell you because I think that what we're doing with the meat and the lollipops, that's the thing that you should be doing. This was unnecessary. We're not going to fall for your little brand stunt. - No, we're not. - We're not going to put it on our show. So we're going to say back to the lab. (buzzer buzzes) We're doing our very first ever live holiday special, a very Mythical Holiday Special. - It has so much goodness in it. Original songs, music video, sketches, special guests, and more. - Yes, we dug very deep into our creative pockets to make a very, very special night that we are incredibly excited to share with you. - November 20th, 10: PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Get your tickets now at mythical.com/live. - All right. We're still in very much, you did not know you needed this territory. Ring Pop flavored liquid IV, sugar-free version. - Let's give this a little taste. - Ring Pops are not necessarily known for their incredible flavor. I mean, it's the form factor. - It's cherry. - It's cherry. - Cherry. It's cherry. It's cherry. (Link smacks lips) - Strong. - It's very, very cherry. - And very hydrating. - Ooh, that's sour. I'm okay with it. There's a nostalgia to the Ring Pop. - I don't sip my electrolytes, I just throw them back. - I mean, adults don't, we don't have ring pops, but we have this stuff in our lives, so we want to have the nostalgia of still experiencing a Ring Pop. I mean, why would an adult need a Ring Pop? To be sexy? Nope, not going to happen. See, I already learned my lesson. - Could you hand me some liquid IV, please? - Certainly. Now that you got herpes, the whole world has opened up for you. - Are there conventions? Support groups? Discord? - No, there's- - Or a subreddit? (laughs) Is there a herpes subreddit? (laughs) - You know what? I haven't done that. - Well, you should. You know I'm going to be on there. - No, what you have is- - I'm going to have so much karma. - Just a constant vigilance for any type of lip tingle that could turn into just a disastrous explosion on your mouth. - Well, the funny thing is, is I didn't even feel any lip tingle because I wasn't even attuned to it. The first thing that I noticed was a little sore, and you were like, "Oh, it's not herpes. It would be hurting and you'd be feeling this." And I was like- - You'd have blisters. And then you- - And then the blisters came. - Then you went home and he got the blisters. - The blisters came. - You got to carry pills. - When the blister showed up. - You can take one every day. - I call it my friend. - But I just take one when I feel the tingle. But you have to get in touch with the tingle, but I'll just take the antiviral medication if I need to. It's a lifestyle. There you go. - You got to go thick. - I don't really think that what you're doing is the right way because it's the Ring Pop inside of the drink, not the drink on the Ring Pop, but try it. I'll try another way. - Mm, mm, mm. Whoa. - Trying to... - That's strong. That might heal me. (Ring Pop banging) What you doing over there? - This is indestructible. I'm trying to shave it. - A ring pop can only be licked. - Do you have a hammer? - Oh, that wasn't good. I'll be honest with you. What I just did is not good. - Indestructible. - It's absolutely awful. - I'm going to lose a tooth. I want to pulverize this. Ah, there we go. And then I want to put it down in there. (Ring Pop smashes) There we go. All you needed was a spoon. Thank you. - Oh, look what it's doing. - Oh, look at that. Oh, that's pretty. Look at that. - Looks like a... - Look at that. - It looks like a cocktail on the west side. (group laughs) Oh. Okay. They got a hammer for you. (group laughs) How is that? - I need to get it out of the bottom. - Okay. Why don't you hit the bottom of the glass with a hammer then? Please, please, please, please, please, please. Please don't do that. I can say right now that I don't like doing the original thing, so I'm going to pass on that. So that doesn't work, but does this work? - I'm fine with this. There's no other way you're going to get Ring Pops back into your adult life. - I think it's a little bit of an abomination, can I just say that? - An abomination? - I think if you're in the hydration game, you should just accept it for what it is. It's not supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be a function that you need to perform in order to maintain optimal health as you grow older. - Tell that to the Mormon ladies. - Say less. - They stir all types of stuff. (group laughs) What? - We've been trying to find ways that you say less more. - And I don't know how to, I don't know what it means. - We haven't really figured out the right time to say it. So I've just been saying it at certain times. Usually when I want them to say more. - Right? That's how you use it, right? It's facetious. - Right. We have herpes. - Yeah, yeah. Say less. - I'm trying to say this is a light justified. - Okay. We're going to say light justified collab. (bright music) Sour Patch Kids Oreo. - No. Uh-uh. I don't like it. Don't put candy in my cookies. - Too late! - Cookie and candy should be separate. I know you might think cookies as candy, but you know what I mean. - You don't like putting M&M, you don't like M&Ms in cookies. - I don't. - As an example. I love. - Nope. - I love them. - Anti that. - You know the best cookie? That cookie that's just got a Hershey's Kiss right in the middle. - [Jennifer] I will note you just said yes to the Snicker cookies. - Yep. Yep. - Thank you for pointing that out, Jennifer. - Yeah, I know it's a candy bar, but it's not like a fruity or a hard candy. - [Jennifer] Okay, you're saying like a gummy or hard candy. - When I think of candy, I don't think of candy bars. - This is interesting. - Candy bars aren't candy in my definition. - They're just bars? - Yeah. This is not... - These are- - It's not bad. - Let me just say, at first it just tastes like one of those blonde Oreos with a little fruity flavor. Then towards the back end, it starts hitting you with the sour. I've never had sour on the back end as an aftertaste. Sour is usually a fore-taste. - You're opening all types of doors. This is what herpes gives you, man. - It makes me smarter? - A new perspective. Yes. - Okay. Well, - Let's mix them up. - [Rhett] How are we going to do this? - Why? - I mean- I think my herpes is giving me an idea. (group laughs) - You going stacky stacky? - No, I'm going to do something even more sinister than that. - Oh. (group laughs) Come on now. Come on. Sometimes our level of research takes time. - Now, depending on the type of person you are, you might want to look away. - Oh! - Hey, it's just the herpes making me smarter, man. - (laughs) You grody. - But hold on. If I made this for you, (laughs) if grandma made this for you and just you brought it up to you, you wouldn't know. - I wouldn't know. - You wouldn't know the difference. - You're like, "Where'd that come from?" - Can I give myself double herpes if I do this? - You'd only be smarter. (cookie crunches) - That's juicy. - I hate it. - Listen, you think it's hard to watch. It's hard to do. - I'm just... You're going to have to love this. You're going to have to love it so hard. - I think this is a feat of engineering, and I think the fact that I'm tasting sour on the back end. - Sour on the back end. - I like this. And I feel like last time you made me do a light justified collab, so this time I'm going to make you do a light justified collab, but you have to say it. - All right. So we're saying this is a light justified collab. (bright music) - This one doesn't actually exist in the real world. It exists in this fake world that we have created because the Mythical kitcheneers have made for us Jolly Rancher Uncrustables, two of the best things for children. - And adults, come on. - Mixed together. - It's one of the few candies that I'm actually... Okay. I'll take a little green apple. - But would you want it in your Uncrustables? - Maybe. I mean- - I've got green. - These are jellies, right? - I've got red cherry, - Cherry. - Those are watermelon. - Watermelon. And I've got blue raspberry. - [Jennifer] Correct. - I'm going to go blue raspberry. - This is beautiful. Yeah. Since the green apple is my go-to Jolly Rancher, I'm going to go for a green... Did you actually infuse the Jolly Ranch? - [Jennifer] Yeah. So we made our own Jolly Jelly. So what we did was we tasted... We basically reverse engineered the flavor of a Jolly Rancher. So we noticed they're really, really more sour than we anticipated. Oh. So there's a lot of citric acid. There's a lot of corn syrup, sugar, things like that. And then we just added a little bit of pectin. - Wow. - And we made our jolly jelly. - Man, this could sell. - It's very accurate. - I mean, I can't believe how well this is working. - Good gosh. It's so... - It's so full. - It's plump. Taste that apple and see if it's different. - You ripped? - I ripped. But at this point, it doesn't matter. - I kind of think that I don't want to get your herpes. - Is it the same herpes? - I think you have a weaker version of herpes than me. - You got big herpes? (group laughs) - I got big herpes. - I got little herpes. Well, I don't want to get big herpes on top of little herpes. - One day you'll grow up to get big herpes, unless they have a new procedure where they can cut it right out. You know what that's called? Herpesiotomy. - (laughs) Okay. All right. I was hoping for more. (group laughs) Okay. That's really good. Honestly, because you're already in decadent- - Decadacande. - Like decadent territory when you're eating an Uncrustable. (wrapper crinkles) - It's so candy-ish. - And the jelly-fied nature of it is what makes it... I just wiped my hands and now they're slippery and I can't... I'm having trouble opening things today. - Jolly Ranch doesn't care too much about their actual thing being nice. - Did Salvador Dali do this logo? - Nope. - Got a missed opportunity. Let me get, ow. I guess I'm going to get an F in this assignment. - I'm just going to press. I'm going to... No, here's what I'm going to do. - You absolutely nailed the flavor of Jolly Ranch. - [Jennifer] Right on. - I'm going to create a little slit. So I'm just making a little hole. Look at this. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, look at... Oh, it slides right in, like a doctor. Like a doctor. - Like a doctor? (group laughs) - [Crew] Trauma. - I'm sorry to all doctors everywhere. And so I think what I'm going to do is I'm just... Then I forget that I put it in there. - Be careful where you bite, man. - So you take a bite and I... Nothing. That's just Uncrustable. And then you bite on this and you're like, oh. - Oh, yeah. There's a piece of hard candy in there. - But then you... - Which you don't want that. You don't want that. - And you leave it in there. - [Link] I mean, I just think- - It's like sucking on a... It's like making out with somebody who's got one tooth and just sucking on the tooth. (group groans) - I mean, everything we've said today is just so delectable. - Hold on. - Are you eating? I hope you weren't trying to eat. - If there was a woman who was incredibly attractive and the only thing that was off about her was she had one tooth, you'd suck on that tooth. You'd suck on that tooth. You'd get everything you could from that tooth. I would. That's all I'm saying. Maybe I'm just speaking for myself. Sorry. - Butter tooth. - Butter tooth. - I definitely think this is- - No, it's very pristine. - Okay. Can we- - It's one tooth, but it's very white. - I though we were done. But go ahead. - No, no. - It's very clean. - I'm just saying it's one really good tooth. - It's a clean stout tooth. - I'm not sucking on a rotten ass tooth. I'm not doing that. - No, no, no. - She's hot and she's got one really good tooth right in the middle. (group laughs) On the bottom. - Say less? (group laughs) - See, it works. You understand. - It's on the bottom? - It's on the bottom. Right in the middle. Justified collab. (bright music) - You want to suck on my tooth? - Oh God. No, now, now that I see it, I take it all back. Forget I ever said it. Thanks for being your Mythical best. - You know what time it is. - Happy cotton candy day, Daddies. This is Presley Forbes from Warwick, New York. Would you like to hear a sweet nothing? (sighs) The entire Mythical crew is responsible for warping my childhood, and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality. (both laugh) - Yes. - Well done, sir. Okay. Wow. That's incredible. Let's give $1,000 to United We Dream to aid in their mission to empower the young immigrant community, regardless of immigration status. And you can join us in giving at the link below. (lively music) - Join us in Good Mythical More to watch us read old vintage postcards. Hey, hey, listen. If we're gonna survive being buried alive- Yeah … you gotta conserve air. Okay. Well, l- let's divide it up. I'll breathe my air, you breathe your air. That makes complete sense. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Are you… You're wafting? No, no, no. I'm, I'm just stretching my elbow. No, you were wafting from my side. How many times did you waft? Three. Okay. Okay, we're even. But your hand's bigger than my hand. Okay. Well, I'm gonna do a little half waft with my left hand. Now- I don't want your air. It tastes funny. What's the last thing you ate? A solitary deviled egg. I'm done You're invited to a Very Mythical Holiday Special on November 20th! Get your tickets now at mythical.com/live