Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: KChrwwf8XC4
Episode Number: 3137
Transcript
We're ranking the cringiest bumper stickers Welcome to Good Mythical More. We just went through cursed stuff, now we're gonna go through cringey things. Bumper stickers. Do you think you have a sensitivity to cringey things? Yeah, I think I do. Okay. Let's find out. But yeah, I mean, I, I didn't know that I was gonna be impervious to- Neither did I … to cursed. Just seemed cool to me. I mean, what are we doing with that C-3PO? All right, so I'm gonna- Hopefully selling it back to- I'ma hold up this little picture- … whoever … and we're gonna try to decipher what the bumper sticker says. I wonder if I should go this way, 'cause this is how a bumper sticker would… Danger. Well, I'll go this way. Warning. Warning. The… This vehicle What's that other word? Makes frequent… Your This vehicle Makes frequent stops for your At your mom's house. Oh. And of course, we didn't buy it. We just printed it on this thing, right? This is not the sticker. This is the sticker. Yeah. Oh, this is the actual sticker. Mm-hmm. We just put a back on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so it would be sturdy. Stuck to something. That's a little bumper sticker, but I guess… I'm not a bumper sticker person. I just have never put a bumper sticker on my car, but once you do it, you gotta go all the way. You gotta keep doing it. Yeah, I've never done that. This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mommy's house. Uh. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about this? Uh. I think it's just- What do you, what do you think about the general line of insult that comes from implying that you are in a sexual relationship with someone's mom? I think it works. I think it's good. I think it's pretty solid almost every time. Yeah. S- which it would have to be, because you don't know who's reading it, and everybody has a mom. And even if you're not- Pretty solid … like, even if you're not in a good relationship with your mom or you're estranged from your mom, hearing someone talk about your mom in that way- Yeah … it still hurts your feelings a little bit. Yeah. Somebody is really sneezing over there, and that's okay. Yeah. Is that Nicole? Somebody's having- Who's snorting and sneezing? It's Megan. She's allergic to mom jokes. Yeah, yeah. Megan. Yeah. What are you… Well, breathe through your mouth. You gonna be okay? I'm okay. Okay. It's probably that dadgum suit. Yeah, that- Stinky cheese suit. We're all gonna start sneezing and choking any moment. Yeah. I'm definitely gonna have a- You gotta sleep with it … healthy night's sleep. You gotta put that thing in your bed. Ugh. I'm not even gonna tell Christy. You gotta wash your sheets. Christy goes to sleep before me lots of times, so what… She can be asleep, then I can get in bed and go to sleep. And so what I'ma do is I'm gonna get that thing in bed after she goes to sleep. She might wake up and have a heart attack. And then I'm just gonna g- And then I'ma get in bed, go to sleep, and then she's gonna wake up in the middle of the night. She's gonna see that thing. Boy, that's crazy. Uh, this one's not that cringey. This one's really effective. Let's see another one Okay Honk If you aren't going to… Honk if you aren't going to eat Eat your pickle … your pickle And I can have it? And what? I can't- Honk if you aren't going to eat your pickle and I can have it And I can have it. That's it. We gotta work on the clarity here. We can barely read it and we're s- It's not legible and we're, like, two feet from it. Yeah. This is so… And honk is a different color. It's like they, they, they tried. Let's make honk yellow. But can't you see that you can't see this when you're designing it? I guess when you're that close, you can. But no one's that close in a car. You gotta think about distance. Like, if you brought in a street sign- Especially if it says honk … which I've never done, never stolen one of those, but when you do, you realize how much bigger they are than you think they are. Yeah. Because you're in a car and you're further away. You can't have this many words on a bumper- Are you saying that bumper stickers should be bigger? I'm saying that the text should be bigger and then if needed, yeah, for this one, the bumper sticker would need to be about that big. Honk it if you aren't gonna eat your pickle and I can have it. Now why would someone behind you, how would they get you their pickle? Window down. So then they come up beside, they honk, you slow down, roll your window down. They roll their window down, pickle comes across. And pickle comes across. This is a system. The only problem is, is the graphic design. You can throw a pickle into another car also going the same speed because the pickle, because of the conservation of momentum, is going the same speed as the car. So if you just throw it like this, it just goes right into the window. I really think if- Now if it's a sliced pickle, it's gonna catch the wind. Yeah, we want a, we want a full… Full. The bigger the pickle, the better. Like the quarter, like the cut lengthwise. Spears? A spear. Oh, I want a full pickle. Or at least a spear, but you don't want a slice. I want just a c- a full cuke. I feel like if this were more legible and you had this on your car, within a year you would, you'd get three pickles, at least. I think people would be like, honk, honk, "I got a pi- I got a pickle right here." "I wasn't gonna eat it." You know? "Have it." I feel like there would've been someone who had a pickle and thought it would be cute to, to… Of course it doesn't say, "Honk if you aren't gonna eat your pickle and I can have it, then I will roll my window down while you speed up." I think that's implied. You think people would get that? Yeah. Do you agree, three, three pickles a, a year that way? I think one pickle a year on average. Not- There might be one year that you get three, but not on average. Okay. Not cringey though. No. We haven't been cringed at at all yet. Pretty smart. Maybe we're impervious to cringe too. We haven't been cringed at all. Let's just see what we can do. All right. This is a little one. Bibi. Bibi. Peepee. Peepee. Peepee time. Peepee poo-poo. Peepee. It's pretty cringey. Peepee. Yeah, Peepee Poo-poo. Peepee- Yeah … Poo-poo. Yeah, okay. Uh- This is like they're running for president and vice president. This is like, "I don't care about politics." Yeah. Peepee Poo-poo. Peepee and Poo-poo are running for office, and that's who I'm voting for. Peepee Poo-poo. It's so stupid. This is like you're, you look at this thinking you're about to see- Is it political? … that they've endorsed somebody, and then they just got you with little Peepee Poo-poo. It's, I mean, it's, it's political commentary light. But this is cringey. Pretty cringey, yeah. We got our first cringe. All right. We got our first cringe, so it's going in the cringe holder. Okay. Next If you can't operate You're- I was laughing 'cause you're no longer guessing, you're just reading as words are revealed. It's… But it's still- If you can't operate your turntable, your turn signal- Turn signal … then crash. If you can't operate your turn signal, don't turn. Don't turn. If you can't operate your turn signals, then you don't deserve a car. Why? What? What do you th- what do you, what can you operate? Ooh, two more lines. What makes you think you can operate A car. A car? Operate the… Restroom. The rest of the car The rest of the car? Is that what it says? Oh, God. Yes. Oh, God. Okay. "If you can't operate your turn signals, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the car?" is something someone grumpy said. You know, this is just a grumpy statement that doesn't belong. I mean, it's car-related. What makes you think you can operate the rest of the car? Well, this is just not true, uh, because- Yeah … they're currently operating the car. They're driving it usually when this is the case. Hmm. Yeah, let's debunk that one. They're proving that they can operate the car, it's just they're not maybe operating the car to your satisfaction. Is there t- are there times when you don't use turn signals? Do you blindly use them every time? Um, so interestingly, my car has a feature that I can turn off but I haven't turned off, which is it has that lane maintaining thing. Yeah. And if I don't use my turn signal, it, like, jerks trying to ch- It doesn't w- it tries to stop you … tries to keep me in the lane, and then if I break through it, then I'm like… So- It waggles … it has actually made me a habitual signaler. Me too. And I, and I was a pretty good signaler when I thought it mattered, but now even when it doesn't matter, there's nobody behind me, I'm on a long, dusty road all by myself, haven't seen anybody in three days, and I wanna change lanes, I still gotta signal. I have the exact same experience. There, m- the button to turn mine on and off is pretty easy to get to, and, um, on my commute, and yours, there's a, there's a big off ramp that goes like that, and then it curves for a long time, and then gets on the other freeway. Yeah. And the way that you wanna drive on that, it, the car doesn't like it. It doesn't think it's in the lane. So every time I get on that with that function on, it starts to try to pull me over even though… No, this is w- Off of the bridge? It, well, it tries to center me in the lane, but I wanna be a little bit on the inside 'cause I'm, I'm going fast. So what, I've learned to just turn that off every time. And then- You turn the feature on and off? Mine's, like, in a menu, actually. My, mine is right there on the thing. It'll turn on and off. It's a shortcut. Have you ever been- You can probably read the shortcut … have you ever been on the- But let me finish. Uh, so it, that creates a problem because then I, sometimes I rely on the lane centering thing and I'm like, if I take my hands off the wheel right now in order to do something or, that I probably shouldn't be doing. Mm. I do it with both hands or whatever, I don't know. Just a- anything. Not- Do what with both hands? Not, not one part- it makes it sound like I'm saying one particular thing. Yeah, it is. If I wanna do c- other actions in the car. Okay. And I wanna use both hands, I do that because my car will just go, "Merp." It'll stay in the lane, unless I forget that I haven't reactivated that. And because I do it every single day, there's a decent chance… There have been times when I've drifted out of the lane because it wasn't back on, and I've gotten used to that being on. Dangerous. It's supposed to be helpful, and then it becomes dangerous. I'm sure it's, it's wrecked somebody before. I don't know how I feel about that. I was gonna ask you if you've ever been on the ground underneath that to see how high it is, like, from the ground. Like, that, that, that- Uh, I've been under it, but I haven't looked up. It's really high. No, it's, like, like, 80 feet off of the ground or something. Like- Christy gets scared when she drives on it … like, and it's just, it feels like, man, you could fall off of this thing. Here I am speeding and turning things off. And somebody did hit the, um, the side of it, like, six, eight months ago. You remember? You can s- well, you can see the aftermath of it. Yeah, where they had to repair the thing and if… But it, it stopped them from going off, but they would've been shh. I think that might've been Chase. Where… Didn't Chase- Is that why Chase isn't here? Didn't Chase hit the overpass? He's still not here, right? Where, where is Chase? Uh, no, uh, no one's seen him, so yeah, I don't know where, where he's gone. Hm. Hm. He's starting to worry me a little bit. But just a little bit Lobotomy. I got- I got a lobotomy … I got a lobotomy. They replaced- What could be after that? … my brain with- I got a lobotomy at … oh, at At? Okay, here we go. Cli- cla- I got a lobotomy at Cla- Cl- Claire? Claire's. Claire's. I got a lobotomy at Claire's. I got a lobotomy at… Claire's. Claire's? You can do that at Claire's. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a lobotomy at Claire's. This is so homemade. 'Cause you know there's the, like, I got pierced at Claire's. No. I got a piercing at Claire's. A bumper sticker? Uh, it's a T-shirt, right? When you get your ears pierced at Claire's, they give you a something? You could get a T-shirt. A T-shirt? I think so. Everybody's saying no. We aren't aware of that phenomenon. Well, it feels like they should start doing that. I thought this was maybe a reference to that. It's referencing nothing. It's funny. Including… I got a lobotomy at Claire's … good design principles are being- This is good. This isn't cringey. This is… I might start putting bumper stickers on. That's kinda- This might be my first one. It's kinda fun. That'd be a weird one to be your first on the back of your- What if it was- … truck. What if that was it? That's the only one I had, ever. I got a lobotomy at Claire's. Oh, look at that guy. I got part of my brain taken out at an ear piercing pagoda. They don't always take parts of the brain out. Sometimes they sever the connection between the hemispheres. Okay. Just leave it there. Mm-hmm. You know- They don't really do it anymore … they don't do that anymore. This is our favorite. It usually didn't work. We're loving a lot of them, except for pee pee poo poo. Okay. I dropped it. I'm trying not to cheat. Oh. Is that Jesus? It's a woman. It's, it's a woman with a mustache. It's Jesus. It's Jesus. Okay, so now I'm gonna go this way. Jesus is my… Is a… I saw… I saw the light. I saw Whoa, look at that. That's… Jesus sort of peeking in. I saw the… That. I saw that. Oh, I saw that. That's all it is. I saw that. Jesus is always watching. I saw that. So he's coming in. Brr. I like this one. I think we can just have that there. We're gonna put Jesus on the set? 10, 10 years from now, he's gonna still be there. I saw that. This is a permanent fixture. Just kinda like this n- bracelet right here. We used to sell this bracelet. It's been here the whole time. Should I take that off? No. We're done with that, right? No, no, no, no. Let's take that off. No. No. Let's just take this off. I, I think if Chase was here, he'd probably say don't do that. I just- Yeah, don't take that off. I just don't, it, I don't know why it's been there so long. 'Cause it fits it perfectly, like it's, it looks as, like it's meant to be there. I think the whole mic will fall apart if we take that off. You're, you're gonna feel the same way about Jesus after a couple weeks. I saw that. I, I really- And we can put it on a thing where it's like it come, it's like this. It's when s- it's when somebody does something that's bad. I read it as, like- Comes out … you just told Jesus about a new meme. He's like, "I saw that." I saw that. I've seen that. I've seen that, yeah. I like this one. Better. Let's rig that up. Put a remote, put a remote control on it. Brr. Jesus sees a lot of things. It can be on the side of my head. Just like, we can walk around with it and no one sees it. Oh, I saw that. Okay, so we like that, but we don't like the- Not cringey, not cringey, not cringey at all. Okay. We'll put it at the top. Here we go down here. Here we go for another little slide through. Oh, gosh. Back off Back off. And then we gotta go this way. Back off. Oh, it's a picture. I went the wrong way. Let me go this way. Back off. But, buh… Okay, we gotta go back this way. Oh, or we gotta go this way. What? Back off. Bumper. Bummer. Bummer dude. Bumper. Bumper humper. Back off bumper humper. Back off bumper humper. My brakes are working good. Back off bumper humper, my brakes are good. How's- How's your insurance? Here's something written in red. My brakes are good. How's your insurance? Yeah, 'cause this will be on you. A lot of times if you run into the back of somebody. If you brake check somebody, I don't think you can… And then you hit, if they br- if you br- if, if somebody brake checks, hits you, hit, and then you hit them, that's on you. But- That's what s- … this is an insurance scheme. People are getting in front of you and slamming on the brakes. Yeah. That's why you need- Mm … to record everything with a dash cam. Or you just need that Jesus. I saw that. Do we think that bumper sticker then kind of implies that they would do it intentionally? Eh, it's, they, they certainly have it in them I just wonder if that's gonna affect their insurance claim, honestly. Or, yeah. How's your insurance? Huh, yes, you present… I don, I don't think this is admissible, Jenna. You know? Not, not particularly cringey, though. The only crazy part so far- You, you got a lawyer saying things like- pee pee, poo poo … you, um, bumper stickers do not represent the sincere opinions of the drivers. It's not a revealing fact or something. It's incidental. Well, then you're never getting a pickle. club. club. Yep. Honk if you give m- if you have a . You don't, uh- Micro club. Macro club. Micro club. What? Okay. Um- I think this is one you put on someone's- Else's car that you don't like. You put this on your ex's car. Now, that looks like a hand to me. Is there a micro in between it? It's, uh, it's kind of, it's measuring a, a small . But what is that right there? The other part of the hand. That's a finger. That's another finger. Well- Yeah … that's what they say about micro . Oh, it's the president of the club. Well. Not only am I a member. Micro club president. But I am the president of the club. There can only be one This is just seems like a good idea. I love it. 'Cause people don't always look at the back of their… How long do you go before you fully inspect your car? How often do you look at the back and be like, "Have I got any new bumper stickers by accident?" Rarely. Rarely, yeah. You're putting this on somebody else's car big time. Not cringe at all. Brilliant. Maybe on the passenger door of someone who drives alone a lot. You know what I mean? Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, you know that part of the car. All right, so this right here is the only cringe one all day. We just released a clip from a past Good Mythical Evening over on Good Mythical More. Go check it out and then unlock all five Good Mythical Evening live recordings on the Mythical Society. Become an all access member to start watching and explore past GME teas now.