Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: JlKaDjPcQaI
Episode Number: 3137
Transcript
- We've purchased the worst ideas ever sold. - Let's talk about that. (intro music plays) - Good mythical morning. - Link, you have said some pretty cursed things over the years. - I don't know what you're talking about. - Well, here's one. - If you take your niece to the mall and you get her to get her earring- - It tastes like poison! - Get her ear pierced, and then right after they pierce her earring before they put a ring in it, you go up to your niece's ear and you just, you suck on the hole. Like, that's what it tastes like. - What is wrong with you? (crew laughing) - I still don't know what you're talking about. - When people say something is cursed, they are saying that it's upsetting or it's unsettling or it just shouldn't exist the way that it does. So I have prepared a lineup of the most cursed and unsettling actual products ever created. Yes, I have done this. - Wow. - And you might just have to take one home with you. - You want me to suck on your ear first? - Nope. It's time for A Curse Upon Your Products! (spooky music) (text whooshing) Okay, everybody in this building has seen these products and already voted on which they think is the most cursed, the worst of the cursed. - Okay. - And as we go through them, Link's going to have to keep a front runner, the most cursed for him by his side. And the one left standing at the end must match what the crew voted on as the worst. And if it doesn't, he's going to have to take the actual worst of the cursed home with him and sleep with it in his bed for one full night and post a photo on social media as proof. And you can't use AI. - What? - It's gotta be real! - I don't know how to do that. - Okay, Link, let's show you the first product. - Oh. C3PO tape dispenser. - How much do you think we paid for this? So be careful with it. Just let me go ahead and tell you, be careful with it. - Oh, but that's not the game, right? The game is not me guessing. - No, I'm just curious if you know. This is from 1983. - Oh wow. Yeah, the location of the tape dispensers suss. How much did we pay for it, like off eBay? - We paid $782.41. (indistinct shocked mumbling) - [Link] Say that again. - $782.41. And to me- - Is this a collector's item? - I mean, it is now. One of the most disturbing things about his facial expression is as if he is just now discovering how the tape dispenser works. "Oh! Oh!" (Rhett chuckles) Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Oh, whoa! What happened! It came out. Does it not really hold the tape dispenser? - Well, I mean for $782.41, it feels like it should. - I'm disappointed. - Maybe it's just supposed to sit lightly in his crotch. (crew chuckling) Have you met his friend? - R2? - R2 deez nuts. (Rhett laughing) (crew chuckling) Okay. - I'm just trying to... Is there an angle that doesn't seem weird? Like if it's totally like this. Okay, it's on his knees. Okay, I get it. But this way is when I start to get uncomfortable. - But there were just a lot of different ways to do this. You know what I mean? There had to be prototypes for this and this is what they actually decided to release. And I think it's probably is $782 because people recognize how absolutely ridiculous it is. - And there's only a limited number that are still out there. Maybe this is the only one. - You don't seem particularly disturbed by it though. - I'm not. I kind of like it, you know? I like the fact that it costs so much money that it must be special. - Okay. - I like it. I like everything about it. - But it is the most cursed thing so far. - Yeah, I'm going to keep it right here for now, but maybe I'll start distributing tape from my own crotch. - Okay. Let's see if we can up the ante here. Let's bring in a bigger ante. - I don't want to break this though. Oh, good gosh. - This one's going to be tough to fit in the screen here. - [Link] I don't exactly know what... - Just unveil it. (Rhett laughs) I don't know if you can see it, Link. - I cannot see it. - Maybe remove- - Now I have to be uncloched. Oh my gosh. - This is a Cinderella car seat. We only paid, just to put things into perspective, $250.14 for it. Yes, it is an official Disney product. - So a kid smushes Cinderella into the seat? - Yeah, it does look- - She's already very smushed. - It looks a little bit less like Cinderella and more like Cinderella has been captured. - Yeah. And her neck has been extended. - But her nipples are covered by those straps. - That's good. - So it's appropriate for children. - So it's like they're sitting in her lap. That's what's cursed about it? Sometimes I'm blind to cursed stuff. I just need you to tell me what's so cursed about it. - Well, have you seen- - Her flatness? - Well, hold on. - The fact that you would sit in her lap if you're- - It actually doesn't look like Cinderella, it looks like the product of Cinderella and a giraffe. - Yeah. That's weird. - When a giraffe and Cinderella love each other very much, this is what you end up getting. - I think you can adjust the height of her neck though. That's what it's for. - Well, I hope you can. So that the headrest can go down. - I think physically - I don't know how to do that. - The necklace would be at the bottom of the neck, not at the top. I think this is teaching kids- - Oh, yeah. - [Rhett] Or is that a choker? See, it just got creepier. It's a choker. - It just got creepier. - Babies have cup holders these days? Two of them? Man, when my babies were babies, we never had cup holders for the babies. - So you're kind of into this. You like long neck women? - I think I'm just into cursed things. But yeah, I like long neck women. They can see around things more easily without having to walk. - Well, maybe recenter a little bit. You're going to have to spend the night with one of these things if you're wrong. So maybe quit thinking about what you think is cursed if you don't have a good cursed thermometer, and you just- - I wouldn't know how to sleep with this, but I could try. - The crew has voted on what they think is the most cursed thing. So do you think this is more cursed than the last item based on that? - I don't think it's as cursed as the last item. There's something about the vintage nature that pushes this one back over the top. Sticky stuff coming out of C3PO's regions. - Okay. All right. - That's pretty cursed. - I'm not going to say I disagree or agree. - But I do want this in my car because this is what's going to keep me in the HOV lane. - Okay. All right. So you're going to keep the key dispenser around. Now based on what you said about that niece's ear earlier, I don't know if you're going to find this one creepy, but I think most people would. - Okay. - Let's bring it in. Just before you open it up, I want you to understand that the Pony Up Daddy website claims that this is the 2020 gift of the year. - Pony Up Daddy? (Rhett laughs) Dot com? - Yeah. Yes. May I present to you the Original Daddy Saddle. (Rhett chuckles) Yeah. - Daddy Saddle? - Yes. And before you ask me, no, we did not also purchase the special edition reverse cowgirl edition of this. - Let me try it on. I mean, I've had kids ride on my back before. Relatives. - Yeah. But did you call it a Daddy Saddle? - No, I never did that. - And did you make them dress up? - But I do want to try it on. How do you... Put that on my back. No, it's this way. - No, it's this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then this? - Yeah. And then they ride you and they can hold on. - And then they ride me. So it does have two handles. Okay. We're testing the chair. - I would get on you like this. - We're testing the chair. - And then I hold on like this. Now I'm not a small person. - Then I would buck. - I'm not a small person. - I called this Buckin' Bronco. I didn't call it Daddy Saddle Time. I definitely sleep with this though. You know what I mean? (Link laughing) - This is the origin story of every horse girl. - On this side, is there something different hanging off of it? - No, that's just the Pony Daddy emblem. - Pony Daddy. And what's this? That's the handle? - Well, yeah, that's the handle. I think we miscalculated how he's uncursable. (Link laughing) (crew chuckles) - I like cursed things. - He's only capable of creeping people out, he's not capable of being creeped out. - Maybe not. This is also good for like back support if you're moving, so you can help somebody move and say, "Okay, at any point you can climb on board, we'll get out of here." (crew chuckling) A lot of support. - All right. Save a horse, ride a daddy. - I like this one. - Okay. - Not cursed. I'd like to keep it. Fits up to 50 inch chest size. Not a problem. - Okay, so again, think about the Mythical crew. Think about what they might think is more cursed. - I think they would think this is more cursed. Daddy Saddle, just by the name. - Now you're thinking. - Based on the name. So okay, this could be it. This could be it for y'all. - Okay. And also just don't forget, this is the Original Daddy Saddle. So there have been Daddy Saddles since then. - It's mushy. - We were not able to find those. - It doesn't smell... - We only paid $44 for it though. - Used. - We just released a clip from a past "Good Mythical Evening" over on "Good Mythical More." - Go check it out and then unlock all five "Good Mythical Evening" live recordings on the Mythical Society. - Become an all access member to start watching and explore past GME tees now. Moving right along. - Yeah, right on top of the Daddy Saddle. This is a little one. Oh, we've got scissors. - Wonder Woman, children's safety scissors from 1978. - Spread 'em. Boy, she got some long legs. - Yeah. Well, this actually was how a lot of people discovered Wonder Woman's lesser known power, extremely dangerous kegels. (Link laughing) - It doesn't hinge at her crotch. It hinges below her boobs, like in her sternum. That makes me uncomfortable. - And also, it's ironic the way that when you do that, it kind of reveals one unclothed the boob. Do you see that? - Oh. - Am I just seeing that? - Nip slip? - Like it isn't, but it is. - That's her arm, not a third boob. - [Rhett] I just can't help but see it. - You think her shoulder when the arm disconnects becomes a boob? - It does in my mind. - Yeah. Now it does in my mind. Thank you. How much did we pay for this? - We paid exactly $28.35. Again, this is from 1978. This is from the year of your birth. - This is not as cursed. - But you have to think about the context of this, is that these were distributed to children. - To children. - You know what I'm saying? - "Look, your hero's legs can open!" - Right, you've got this woman, she's a hero, and now we're basically just giving her a bigger and bigger thigh gap over and over again. You have to think about the way that curse things are kind of calculated, the curse calculation. - Okay. I'm beginning to understand. - Oh, it only took four items. - But I don't think this is more cursed than Daddy Saddle. Daddy Saddle? - What's your reasoning? - This one doesn't have a weird name and I kind of like everything about it. But that's not a reason. I don't know, I'm having a hard time coming up with the reasons of why things are cursed. I'm cursed-blind. I really am. - Yeah, you are. - I don't see much of a problem with this. When I look into that part, I don't see anything inappropriate. Not that I was going to... I'm just doing my job. - Okay. All right. - So I'm getting rid of this. - You sticking with the Original Daddy Saddle and we are moving on. This one's going to be brought in in a little bit different fashion. If we could bring in the next item that we paid $300 for on Facebook Marketplace. - We dropped some coin on these items, dude! Oh my god. Oh my god. - Come on in. Okay. Yes, this is a Chuck E. Cheese suit. This is not the official IP, so I call this one Chuck E. Disease. (all laughing) - Yeah, I'm right here. I see you. - Hey boys, it's me, Chuck. (all laughing) How old is this thing? - This is actually from the year we don't know. We do not know. This is basically just from a dude on Facebook Marketplace. And also when Tyler picked it up, the guy patted him on the back and said, "You'll fit into it." (crew laughing) That is a true story, okay? I'm not really sure why you're touching it in that way. See, you're creeping us all out. - When I put my fingers in his eyes, it's hot in there. (crew laughing) - Yeah, so somebody went through the trouble of making a Chuck E. Cheese suit that doesn't look a whole lot like Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah. - He's so dirty! (Rhett laughing) Why is he so dirty? - We don't know what this has been through. We have no idea what this thing has been through. - Oh man, but I think he needs a Daddy Saddle. Am I getting rid of the Daddy Saddle? I really don't want him to stand there for the next round, but I think this is pretty cursed. The way that this part of it is very- - That part being the face? - Concerning. Like this part, like the upper face. - Okay. - What's that stain on the thigh? - There's a lot of stains. There's a lot of stains on the vest, there's a stain on the shirt. I think this thing has seen a lot of usage. Okay, well, this feels a little bit out of bounds to me, putting the... (crew laughing) - Happy birthday! - Okay. Yeah. (crew laughing) Just so you understand, the person inside of the suit did not come with the suit. That's one of our people. - Okay, good. All right. I am keeping him here. - Okay. - Not the Daddy Saddle. - Chuck E. Cheese or Chuck E... - We've gotten rid of the Daddy Saddle. - Disease is staying around. - Chuck E. Disease. - And we are moving to our final item and then you have to settle in. - "Happy birthday!" - You have to settle in one, okay? Check it out, Link. This is a small one. - Oh, it's a light switch cover! - [Rhett] It is a Mary themed. - What? - Slightly inappropriate. - "Slightly inappropriate." - Yeah. I call this one The Immaculate Erection. - Oh no! Because this... (Link clicking his tongue) Yeah, when you add that... - [Rhett] You have to think about where the light switch goes. - That is a problem! I like how this young man here has got his shirt tucked in. He's standing like an old man. I know they can both see the switch out of their periphery. - This is a little unsettling, it's a little religiously offensive. It's suggestive, and then there's different messages whether or not the light is on or off. - I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - But if you don't want to look at it, you can just turn the light off. - It's definitely Mary, though. I mean, come on. - Our Lady of the Light Switch. - I feel like, do you have anything to put in there? You have anything you want to put through that hole? - Does Chuck E. have anything small and pointy he wants to put into the light switch? (crew laughing) (Rhett giggles) - [Link] Nope, not going to work. - His finger's too big for it. Now he's trying to put his nose in there. The nose is too big. - You're so stupid. - Yeah. (crew laughing) Here, try this. - Such a stupid animal. Oh, hold on. What about this? I'm going to put a Wonder Woman leg through there. - How about something that looks like a light switch? - Okay. - Yeah, let's try that. - [Link] Just to get an idea of what happens. - [Rhett] You can just imagine what that would be like. - This is it, dude. This is... Get out of here, Disease. - Oh, really? You're going for- Okay. - Yes. This is the most cursed item. - Off. Off, on. - I like nothing about it. - You know when you get a double light switch sometimes and then it gets stuck, where the going down turns it on? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what just happened to me. - Oh, okay. - Okay. So you were saying... - It seems like this is not the one. This is not the one they picked. - I don't know what they voted on. - Oh, good. Okay. This is the most cursed. IMO. - I do know what they voted on. (crew chuckling) Okay. If it wasn't that, which one do you think it would be? - Well, I mean, I though it would be the rat costume. - Well, it was, and you're wrong. Yes. What were the results on that? Do we know the percentage of people who voted for the Chuck E. Disease suit? - [Crew Member] It was 50% out of 50 votes. - Yeah, so, okay. - So 25 people. - And then the other ones were distributed for the other half. - [Crew Member] Religious light cover was second place. - It was second place. - Okay, good. - But that doesn't matter. - Religious light cover. - Basically what you've just- You sealed your fate. You now have to spend a full night with that suit. - Shoulda thought about that. - And whoever's inside there is going to be joining you. And you have to take a photo. - I forgot. (crew laughing) Oh god. (crew laughing) I should have kept him here so I just have to sleep with nothing, or something else! - Is Christie going to be present? Is he going to take Christie's place, or he's going to be in between you? - I think... (crew laughing) - [Rhett] His face is melting into his body. - Chuck E. in the middle! - He said, "Chuck E. in the middle." - Yeah, you're going to be in the middle. - Yeah, he's going to be in the middle. I'm looking forward to that social post. - All right. I'll do it. Yeah, he'll be in there. - Okay, not a great job, Link, and you're going to suffer the consequences. Thanks for being your mythical best. - You know what time it is. (papers rustling) (wheel rattling) - I think I'm going to just have to read it. (Link laughs) - Go for it. - Okay, we wanna give a big round of applause to a very special group of people. Middle school English teachers currently composing an educational rap about Shakespeare to teach their class that learning can be fun. (all applauding) - Join us at "Good Mythical Morning" to watch us rank the most cringe bumper stickers. - Become an all access member to unlock all five "Good Mythical Evening" live recordings now at mythicalsociety.com/GME. Okay- - He's getting excited. - Okay, but I want your face to not be close to it. Okay? You're getting too close to me too soon. - Oh, he's getting excited! (Rhett panting like a dog) Oh, he loves it when I do this!