who would have thought that wearing this jacket and ordering pasta would have caused such a colossal misunderstanding I’m Stephanie from Los Angeles California let’s talk about that good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by Orabrush 90% of all bad breath is caused by dirty dirty nasty tongue and if you want to get rid of 100% of the 90% don’t do the math just get an Orabrush at CVS Walmart or Orabrush dot-com and if you want to sponsor an episode or episodes of good mythical morning send us an email at show at rhettandlink.com/store whatever your week may be or may it be mythical if you just lay around and do nothing welcome to that week of doing nothing doesn’t matter I had a good weekend I you know I spent some quality time not only with my kids but with retz kids because my wife and I graciously took them in so that they could be in a positive environment for a few hours just kidding no wait you know we’ll you know free you up to date your wife and then you we can exchange and then you keep my kids and I will be freed up to date my wife that’s the arrangement that we have here and no money changes hands that’s the beauty of it that’s the key that’s really the key there is that hey our kids like being together mm-hmm uni I don’t pay you to babysit my kids you don’t pay me to babysit your kids it’s it’s wonderful and you know what I didn’t even pay for my date because we had a gift card oh yeah I like to take my wife to romantic places I like to take her to places where the food is really good and is there like you know there maybe there’s like really good Yelp reviews would you consider yourself a foodie I could would consider myself a foodie kinda you know like a foodie junior because because a gift card overrides you just going where would be where foodies get well sums what I’m saying I mean we’re in Los Angeles lots of good places to eat but sometimes you just got to take the if card that your mom and daddy got you for Christmas and you got to go to the Cheesecake Factory I’m not above that it’s no shame in that I mean it’s good you watch TMZ you see stars coming out of Cheesecake Factory all yeah you know not that I’ve ever watched TMZ but if I if I do I definitely want to know what they ordered at Cheesecake Factory and your mom for Christmas gave me and Christy a gift card to guess where the Cheesecake Factory so we also went but you know I didn’t go on a date I think we split it in half so we’re gonna go to cheat we’re gonna get to Cheesecake Factory visits out of your mom’s gift card we went once and we split an entree cause it big and then we went back with our kids which is crazy I wouldn’t recommend that to anybody if you have three children to go to the Cheesecake Factory on like a Friday night but you but Yuma kid lists you can concentrate on on on your relationship yeah I mean it was a nice dinner we set outside of the heated patio you know and the menus the menu is very large there’s a lot of advertisements in it yeah you seems a lot it seems like you should get a discount because of all the advertisements in the menu it’s freaking spiral-bound I don’t think you’d get a discount but you should but we’re not here to talk about the Cheesecake Factory we’re here to talk about what happened at the Cheesecake Factory because something there was a Miss hunt there was a big misunderstanding at the Cheesecake Factory involving me and my waiter awkward it was an operative word okay so I ordered something kind of pasta with garlic now first of all it did take a very long time for me to figure out what I wanted and you think the waiter came back like three or four times and I was like I don’t know what I want I’m usually not that guy I’m usually yeah I did give me something you know I’ll eat anything it’s difficult I mean it’s difficult but I was stressing out over and my wife said well what do you feel like just first she said she said she’s good at things like this she’s like close the menu because they have everything what do you feel like eating right now that’s like this is a good question I was like did she say and then plate closed the minion and place it on your forehead or no it wasn’t like it wasn’t like a telekinesis I think he was just do you want to move it without touch she wanted me to separate myself from the intimidation of the multi-layered menu so what did you feel and it hit me it was clear as a clear as day at night at the Cheesecake Factory something creamy okay I’ve been there something creamy sometimes you want something light I wanted something creamy something heavy something with some pasta we’re talking Alfredo type situation so I went with this I don’t know it was some kind of pasta in a creamy garlic sauce okay it was good it stayed with me for several days I can vouch for that but it was incredible now I ordered this pasta and my waiter comes to me they actually you know they they do a lot of handoffs there so it was like I had one waitress and then the waiter comes up and gives me the food and as he’s giving me the food I haven’t seen this guy yet at all mm-hmm he comes up and he’s like would you like parmesan with that and I was like now first of all he’s kind of loud out there it’s loud we’re on the patio we’re at the Americana in Glendale there’s lots of people walking by he’s kind of hard to hear but it’s like eating in a club or a theme park just not nearly as cool but there was this as a club it’s cooler than a theme park though depends on where you’re at so he says would you like parmesan with that I say yes and then he kind of leans in a little bit closer personally does not give me any parmesan but I don’t know he having I don’t even know if he had it on him but he just said I thought he was like gonna go get it you know so I was like yeah and then he leans in he’s like where’d you get your jacket at now I’m wearing this jacket I was wearing this jacket now this is a you know I mean it’s a good looking jacket I guess but it’s not a jacket that you really should start a conversation you know no it’s just a gray jacket that fits well that’s all for the zipper and you were thinking this it does have a zipper right here though you had quite a vertical breast pocket zipper like a passport zipper but it really shouldn’t start a conversation why is that like a passport zipper because this is if I had a past it’s roughly the same height as a passport I don’t think a passport could fit in there listen did you think about that when the waiter and well it has a passport zipper I thought why is he asked me about my jacket but the interesting thing was is directly over his shoulder I can actually see it from the patio was the hmm when you Vera you seem a jacket where I got the jacket on a different occasion yeah so I pointed over his shoulder and I said hmm and he got a very confused look on his face he was like what I said hmm and then he cheaped this sheepishly for a win and walked away he looked away and then walked away looked away awkwardly and never came back with Parmesan cheese okay he backed away slowly later another person my initial waitress who’s been like asking me all kinds a question she comes up and she says did did someone come and ask you if you wanted parmesan with that I said yeah and I think I told him yes but he never brought it and she said okay well I’ll take care of that I was 70% done with my meal at that point but she went ahead and finished out the last 30% I enjoyed it it was even better with time and she asked about your jacket she said nothing about the jacket and then okay so red comes comes the next morning comes to my house to pick up his kids and tells me this story that he just told you wow this is weird and then then I’m like okay Rhett can you tell me again I’m like playing like a judge right can you can you tell me again for the record or a lawyer yeah the judge is usually yeah that’s don’t ask those questions but okay I can be judge analog yo what up I’m both like a lawyer I said red can you can you repeat to me your initial response to the waiter when asked if you would like Parmesan yes yes that’s what I said and then what did so then what did what did he ask I think this is the question that I meant to ask as the lawyer what was the waiters initial question would you like parmesan with that and then you said yes and then what was his follow-up question where’d you get your jacket at and if you were to say his follow-up question with a little more speed and a little more mumbling could you do that for me would you like promised wrong with that where’d you get your jacket at would you get your jacket at would you like parmesan with that and then soup suppose that me was asking the same question again and that’s exactly what happened ladies and gentleman here’s what happened it dawned on you the next morning what happened was the guy came up to me and he said would you like parmesan with that I looked up at him and I said something he couldn’t hear it looked like I asked a question what even though I said yes maybe he thought I said yes like what did you just say like yes you’re yes what would you like and then he asked me again would you like parmesan with that I heard where did you get your jacket at and you said hmm what hmm so in his mind he said would you like parmesan with that yes Oh would you like parmesan with that hmm hmm so what could he have been thinking at that I think he was thinking like well that’s why he cut it back to way slowly he’s ever King a baguette I’m out of this I’m out of this conversation I don’t know what to say either he was thinking that oh they got plenty of Parmesan cheese at H&M and I’ve already been there so don’t worry about me or I work at Park I work at H&M and they don’t allow Parmesan cheese or maybe he was saying just just go to H&M and get some parmesan no he was needed from over there yeah i’m i’m going to H&M later and you know about the parmesan machine they have there hmm don’t worry about it for all I got it covered for all I know the guy got fired because the person came back later and said where’s your parmesan and I was like when he asked me if I wanted I said yes and then and then he never came back he’s still over at a I am looking for and then the manager was probably told the manager came to my waiter the parmesan man and said listen the guy out there in the gray jacket you know the one that looks like he got it from H&M he asked you he told you he wanted some parmesan and then he says yeah I asked me who wanted parmesan and he said hmm and I didn’t know what that meant yeah not really heavy and more you know him is at some point the guy made the decision I’m not gonna say hey listen I don’t understand what you mean by hmm all I want to do is give you parmesan you know he could have said that to you but instead he backed away but you know I feel this pain you know I probably would have done the same thing listen this guy’s weird I’m out of here if he wants parmesan he’s gonna have to get it himself at this point well at least it was I don’t fault the guy at least it was a minor misunderstanding we’re talking about jackets and parmesan we’re not talking about like at accidentally nuking a country or something like that this is not some big this is not some big decision this is just you know a simple misunderstanding and you know you got parmesan eventually everyone everyone’s happy except the waiter he’s bumfuzzled if not fired waiter if you’re watching this I’m sure you’re not yes I would like parmesan with that and I got this jacket at H&M gates closed how are we gonna end this show rhett and Link are Cowboys now we’re bringing this one back because we got so much flack for how poor of cowboys we played last time this came it’s funny that we have a lot of options on here that we never seem to get to but maybe we need to investigate the wheel to see if it’s weighted but okay so we’re Cowboys again okay well well partner still out here on the Prairie I’ll tell you I know I’ve got a thing for beef jerky but you know um one man can only take so much beef jerky that’s right that’s why I only take B’s I’ve been telling you for weeks now you know beans is all you need and I’ve been meaning to tell you about that listen I know we should we we got this dual sleeping bag arrangement thing and right and strictly for warmth and but when I say do I mean we are in the same sleeping bag or if you look for for efficiency right and listen but the beans kind of counteract uh you had experience I would it warms it warms me for a second you know it warms me for a second but then it overwhelms me with a with a rivet really unpleasant odor listen partner if you want to sleep with the cows then that’s your business steer your way on over to the steers if it please you I’ll be here eating my beans I will have some of that Beecher I think I’ll just knit my own sleeping bag