who is the best action hero ever hi I’m Justin from Northern California let’s talk about that mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the one and only rhettandlink community where you the fans of rhettandlink called the mythical beast can interact and upload your creations including this amazing montage from maria AKA slinky owl we only get I’m overwhelmed by that montage my tears welled up in my eyes when I first watched that video sincerely I appreciate it you going through all the trouble to make that Maria slinky Al and we appreciate all of you for being loyal committed fans of good mythical morning you know that every Friday typically so far every Friday we have explored what is the best blank ever and last week we asked you what is the best door game ever we tabulated your votes and video responses your comments are actually a vote and you said that the best board game ever is 1313 denim drive there you have it wait what what did she say 13 13 and down what is that it’s basically like mousetrap except it works also it’s its mousetrap that actually works maybe that should have won best board game ever but it didn’t the official best ever board game according to you people is risk we had to say we had no one said risk in a video response though in the voting in the comments it was the overwhelming winner best board game ever is risk but he didn’t make a video response that we had to show 13 13 and down pee pee there you go come on work with us and vote in the comments now for the question of the moment what is the best action hero ever that’s in a film like an action movie has a hero who’s the best one ever okay we’re gonna talk about a list I’m like I think I could have been you in an action hero but of course we did what’s the best superhero ever a few weeks back but this is this is like that in this one not real life but in live action real people real real real you know like no people playing fake people people playing in movies we’re not hearing you’re supposed to check your mind at the door and just watch people die or be killed but you’re judging the the real person who played the character the actor the actor yes or the actress we have a few actresses who made the list actresses are also called actors I know it is 2000 we’re all actors okay so we can read a list just to jog your your brains and your thinking about this but this is my no means an exhaustive list put down what you think is the best action hero ever in the comments and video responses but this is this will wet the palate for for debate and we can each choose one and I know we always do um Sly Stallone Oh obviously he was the last action hero right and then the movie he did know Arnold did that oh okay you have cliffhanger he did any also did a movie that was all about armwrestling you know over the top you know you’re a killer action hero star if in addition to Rambo and rocky you can do a whole movie about armwrestling we should do a whole movie about thumb wrestling if it’s been done need Google that probably by Will Ferrell and someone oh we could do it okay you know let’s do it let’s write that down mentally honest person eager as you mentioned um Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes uh doesn’t pay his taxes jean-claude Van Damme it’s sad that that’s one of the first things that comes to your mind now you got listen if you’re gonna be a big star of any kind especially if you’re gonna be an action star it also be on infomercials where you talk about the total gym doesn’t talk about the total gym which on tours yeah if you’re looking through the TV Guide you know it you can scroll through when you’re looking it says it doesn’t say Total Gym with Wesley Snipes it says Wesley Snipes uses Total Gym that’s that’s the title because you get a show because Wesley Snipes you’re gonna click it right cuz when you see Wesley Snipes I’m gonna watch that and then you oh no this is an infomercial if but if you’re one of these people pay your taxes I guarantee you I’m willing to put money down I’m not going to I’m just willing to that Wesley Snipes has been approached multiple times to star in an action movie about getting retaliation on the on the government on the tax man on the IRS I think that turbo tax should be a sponsor for Wesley Snipes I’m sure they’ve Wesley Snipes uses turbo tax just think about Wesley going into the IRS building and just wreaking havoc just you know breaking net sin you know filing forms I’m gonna write that one down too we could make both of these linked yeah this is this is great screenwriter should be watching good mythical morning maybe we should become screenwriters yeah Jean Claude Van Damme bloodsport hello I have I haven’t seen many of these man damn has a documentary about him called Van Damme which is about him kind of self-deprecating I think I haven’t watched it but haven’t watched but it exists Steven Seagal he’s a he he knows he knows how to swiftly break limbs he can break an arm in a heartbeat he also he can eat a lot he can do it on and he could do it on a navy ship or he can do it as a sheriff he doesn’t he was deputized for a television arif on a TV show or something or at least went around with a SWAT team but Steven Seagal when I see Stevens ago even though Steven if you’re watching and I know you’re a big fan I know you could kill both of us blindfolded as we both attacked you at the same time so please don’t hurt me but through the internet when I see you Steve mr. Seagal I don’t think action hero I think like guy who owns a pizza place you know I’m saying it’s like you know the guy who runs this pizza place it looks like I get big I guarantee you he has been pitched Pizza Pizza Man killer by night yep you know pizza killer you know we don’t have to I don’t have to write all these down because there’s a record of it it’s being recorded oh really yeah we can just go banging the rock Johnson I haven’t seen any movies with the rock in it but I’ve seen lots of movie posters and he looks awesome yeah yeah Vin Diesel Vin Diesel is the guy who I think they cast when they can’t get the rock no no offense but I’ve seen a lot of your movie posters too and I always think you’re the rock Vin Diesel it’s kind of falling out of the limelight a little busy it’s tough to stay on top of it the action world I throw you a curve ball Mel Gibson early Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon even before that I’m talking about um ah what did he do before Lethal Weapon I can’t remember it all come together Linda Hamilton Linda had max Linda Hamilton was the was the female lead in Terminator 2 she I remember the pull-ups scene she could because up here together just because of the pull-ups Bruce Willis oh yeah you gotta say Bruce Willis two words die hard I there was you know if you can do one action movie and then they make five sequels you know that’s pretty impressive Clint Eastwood although I thought I had kind of a kleenex good thing going and you know we’re talking like Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood here not really Western but I mean action hero Clint Eastwood like shoot him up and say something awesome it squinted a lot any you know you get points for squinting Bruce Lee I’ve never seen a Bruce Lee flick but I know I’m very familiar with Enter the Dragon how action action esky way of the Dragon you guys have been thinking it from the beginning of course is on the list Chuck Norris you know a huge internet meme Chuck Chuck Norris is my prediction is that Chuck Norris will win this best action movie hero ever simply because he has become this larger-than-life mean he’s a bigger as a mean than he ever was as an actual star I thought I thought honey badger was gonna win best animal ever but it didn’t it didn’t say that that restored you know hope and you know this being a legitimate voting device or boating verdice Dolph Lundgren oh yeah oh yeah you barely know oh the Russian from rocky rocky for large flat top hairy tall much Todd in this life Stallone rush could easily kill slice insane my life saying much taller than Sly Stallone is not saying I mean that means about average height I think I think slices on is five foot three inches tall no he’s like five six he was also he man Dolph Lundgren was less than Angelina Jolie on the list just so we can put up a picture of a pretty lady as opposed to just a bunch of sweaty guys okay Jason Statham you know to be doing so well yet to be balding so much you know you got to give him that I hope he’s not watching all these people could come and hurt us so easily or kill us through the internet just by sheer will of action powerless gently I see very few of these movies but I can produce his his moves in his face didn’t he do Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon no I don’t yes he did no gently uh we know Oh II said gently we are so exposing ourselves for the novices that we are but we’re running out of things to come up with best ever flow I think we put Harrison Ford on the list you know not only was he Indiana Jones which may or may not fit the exact criteria here’s a lot of movies where he was running from the law it’s very active Blade Runner uh and then feud the fugitive later and you know I’ll just throw Tom Cruise out there for those of you who are Tom Cruise crazy okay and I’m gonna make a quick closing argument I think it definitely comes down to Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee why because out of all these guys I feel like they are the ones who could actually do all of them could hurt me and link but you know who there’s lots of people that could hurt us but these guys are just tough in real life Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee Bruce Lee of you there’s this speculation about whether they actually if they actually fought in real life at any point but Bruce Lee like invented his own martial art that was some kind of crazy discipline kung fu thing and then they fought in the way of the Dragon which is one of the best scenes in the history of action movies it’s like we’re talking like a ten minute fight scene where they like warm up and they do these like muscle cracks and like they’re totally getting ready and Chuck Norris takes his shirt off and he has a cape of back hair I’m not talking about hair coming from here I’m talking about he has like a carpet on his shoulders that is his actual hair and he just decided to keep that and then they start fighting and listen there is a kid there is a kitten who watches them fight the whole time in the scene yes but I’m voting Bruce Lee because in that particular time when they met and the fictitious movie Bruce Lee ends with it with a with a headlock and kills Chuck Norris I’m going with Arnold Schwarzenegger who who else can lay claim to the fact that just by sheer action here onus he became governor of a state I mean that’s you know that says something predator commando Terminator Terminator to collateral damage Conan the Barbarian total lies totally not true lies Total Recall in total lies coming out coming out went straight to DVD totalizer straight to D a lot of action heroes have one-liners but I mean even out of context these are awesome I’ll be Bach hasta LaVista baby if it bleeds we can kill it he stopped a guy in a urinal and said cool off he stuck a knife through a guy put him in a wall and said stick around he had good lines he said give you a lift and threw a guy over a catwalk he said you’re fired and then launched a guy on a missile huh he also said things like shut up get down get out ah pretty awesome okay vote in the comments or the video description let us know who do you think is the best action hero ever we’re gonna end this episode quickly based on what the wheel tells us to do make a video response be passionate be prolific be right link dies it almost always lands on link dies but it finally did these action heroes are gonna kill me no I’m gonna be an action you remember oh you are but I’m not but I’m gonna fake it okay but I’m gonna but I’m gonna I’m going to kill you I like Bruce Lee would with just two fingers okay what’s happening thank you for joining us see you next week