we’re back let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us welcome to season 5 welcome to episode what when number is this 538 no less than that 500 and no 354 I have no idea I don’t keep track APUs owed 354 that’s it thank you for making us a part of your daily routine let me be the last to say to you happy new year there’s something different about you Linc you have a vest well and you have a sleeve white t-shirt on underneath it ice no it’s all that’s deceptive I’m very layered here um I like to begin every January season with the with a beard and a vest just like we did last year girl I got a bell you have a beard yeah I haven’t noticed that I usually don’t look at look you in the eyes actually I know I look you in the eyes I don’t look you in the mouth right there’s no periphery so I just tunnel vision I haven’t seen it until right I got a I got a beard for Christmas I’m sure you’re gonna give me your opinion of it in the in the comments below this is you’ve made a distinctive choice you went neck beard a little bit I went Mount total mountain man because when you start shaving your beard down here it just keep it communicates that you’re trying a lot well as we’ve established before oh and I didn’t mean that I wasn’t directing that at you if I grow a beard to give the illusion that I have a chin so that so so that is why I shave up here because if I don’t shave up here it’s just a lot of beard and then it’s just like oh you don’t have a chin I know I was I was hoping that having a neck beard would give the illusion that I do like it I don’t have such a pronounced goozle all right and listen Adam’s apple I like it but fact as you can see that didn’t work when you shave off the beard I would I would like you to leave the Google cover hmm call it a goozle blanket leaves just that and that’s the new thing for season five lincoln’s are stared at me at length and then said you need to shave especially down here it looks weird no that’s good I you know what you’ve inspired me if I had a chin I would do it but you don’t so you won’t right how how was your break because we didn’t spend a lot of time if any together yeah it’s good to see you I’ll shake your hand hey brother tom brother sometimes um uh I didn’t score a whole lot of gifts I I scored some pajama pants yeah yeah I also have a lot of those every Christmas I score pajama pants from my mother-in-law does she think you wear him out throughout the year uh I mean I do where I’m pretty much every day of the year so I mean they’re they’re just as prone to wear out is underwear uh which I didn’t get any of those I don’t think that you do I wear pajama pants but I don’t wear them out I wear pajama pants in between going to bed like I wear I’m in transitional periods but I don’t actually sleep in them you you sleep in them no I don’t sleep in them so I have I have a massive collection of pajama pants from from like best six years no lie um and then gift cards yeah well that is the thing that I’ve noticed and it kind of snuck in this year you know I’ve been a father for a while you’ve been a father for a while so Christmas ends up the Christmas Day ends up being very much about your kids opening up all these presents from various relatives but you as an adult that I mean and me as an adult you get can I be an adult pajama pants I got socks I got Ralph Lauren Polo socks from my mom and they play polo energy yet and gift cards get it right the experience the kids are opening up big toys and trying to figure out what the batteries are trying to figure out a way to get in this thing and get it out all I got to do every single year is reach into a gift bag and pull out an envelope that has a gift card it’s kind of anticlimactic but um I’m not complaining I’m just saying so so that is exciting gifts aren’t the highlight I think meals start to become the highlight of the holidays for me no but what I’m saying is I want gift cards to be wrapped like toys I want them to be in really flashy flashy packaging and you have to get like Sol’s out to get through it and unscrew it and everything that is makes it even more anti-climatic and it needs to be battery-operated that’s my new idea for 2014 battery-operated gift cards because then it lasts and slowly so we can say it in unison all the adults feel like kids again it’s like oh I got this Amazon card but I got I need two doublea’s to use it how would happy to use it how to spend it I don’t know maybe it lights up well let’s give let’s give the the Heil if Griffin gifts not the highlight maybe mills are but what are the highlights of our time apart I’ve got I’ve got a story that I want to tell you and I want to tell the people but I’m gonna let you go first with any highlight not highlights for me definitely I have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that you cannot induce diabetes in a 2-week period because I did my best you eating shine I ate so much no eye candy and just fat southern food there’s just everything is fried there’s some butter and sugar and in every place I went they just kept shoving it in my mouth oh yeah one place I went I got a whole stick of butter just I walked in I don’t know it was one of my relatives house I don’t know who it was it was just a large lady came and she just took a stick of butter and sucked it put his push it right in my mouth was it battery-operated it should have been that wasn’t but one of the highlights I have a very quick story that does involve Bojangles which is a place where you can get diabetes unless they want a juice box fried chicken for are you very healthy people don’t have it but they they have biscuits and chicken and we go there multiple times we had a real life home alone incident happened with my nephew this is one of the last days that we were there and we were all at their house and we were like let’s go to Bojangles which happens every couple of minutes Utama DC or Isaiah Isaiah the younger one we were like how old is he he’s 11 now we’re like let’s go to Bojangles and we’re like you alright everybody get into cars we there’s just the family’s kind of mixed together and we just got into the two cars because once people mentioned Bojangles looks like bedlam it’s like we get we got to get there and we go to Bojangles we get out and everybody’s like where’s Isaiah I really thought you had him we thought you had it was Kate was home alone in real life except we weren’t going to the airport we were just going to Bojangles yeah and then by that time we realized that he has gone to the neighbor’s house he says my parents left me they say where’d you go where’d they go and he says Bojangles and they just moved into this neighborhood so the first impression they’ve made on their neighbors is that they leave their children home to go to Bojangles here’s the you Isaiah Wow well listen I have to tell you about a person I met when I when I was in Kinston with my in-laws yep nothing to gets man laws but sometimes you got to take a breather you got to step away from the in-laws so I told my brother-in-law JB let’s go into town and just kind of cruise just kind of look around so we went into town we end up going in this thrift shop in downtown Kinston and I met Gil Willard that’s a name big man big belly with that is his name with a with a weightlifting belt on and he was pushing refrigerators back into his thrift shop and we start talking owns it he owns and operates this thrift shop Gill Willard it doesn’t say it on any signs but that’s how he introduced himself and before long he’s telling me about how he’s related to Willie Nelson oh come he said you won’t believe this but for years I was a bodyguard for Barbara Mandrell Oh like Barbara man who has an obscure 80s country music singer she’s great and this is I mean the guy was like big barrel chested and he said bodyguard he said you see this see this scar right here he said what I used to do is I used to walk her through crowds and she put her put her hand on my left shoulder because so I could keep my right arm free to belt people and one man came after with a pair of scissors to cut a lock of her hair and I went like that and I’m I punched him any-any cutting my whole pinky finger loose and I was able to bend it all the way back it will hurt and he said I’m a battering ram I said I’ve been knocked back many times but I’ve never hit my butt I’ve gone toe-to-toe with many men and I’ve stumbled I’ve never fallen I’ve stumbled but I’ve never fallen so he was selling this bodyguard for Barbara Mandrell is like the lowest lethal job you can have this is like deep ocean welder I can take on any one man but two men is a different story I had these two men they were they were I started holding back they started whaling on my head and and when I made a mistake and he looked away and I grabbed him down there and then I grabbed the other man down here and this is it he’s telling me this story in his thirst or me and JB a super and we’re like look he’s like I grabbed and I and I was and I didn’t let go because you can’t let go and he said name is Gill Willard and I’ve got you by the gonads and he said he said they kept whaling on my face and I didn’t let go and then all of a sudden I made eye contact with one of them and I saw his eyes roll back in his head he made a man faint went with that move and then the second man they both went down my bus never hit the ground I’m gonna toe to toe with many of men and sometimes two men I there I don’t back down I questioned certain I wish I would have taken a picture I’m sorry certain facts about that story so true I don’t believe it’s physically possible for that to happen so if you’re doing that balcony scene I would be punching you he was punching me and I was like a snapping turtle snapping turtle you just don’t let go no matter how many times you get hit in the face you don’t let go I’d like to meet this man well I know where he I know where his thrift shop is okay you know what time it is I lost it I’m from Oregon I’m just bit the bullet with the Kelly now I also got this thing from what my mom got it off QVC for my kids Oh congratulate it it’s it uh we’re gonna play this in good mythical more yes good mythical more you may remember last season we introduced good mythical more and that was when we keep the camera rolling after the wheel and whatever happens happens and you would click through and you would go to our website and watch that well new for season five you can still click through and watch it but it has its own channel rhett and Link three right on YouTube so it’s so easy effortless yeah we’re making it easy for you so you can go over and enjoy a good mythical more we’ll play that what do you call this thing I call it crazy it’s called flash ball we’re gonna play flash ball sometimes I call it flash it’ll be amazing rep gets into links taxi hey you’re looking to get into a taxi I’m in the taxi yeah listen I don’t have a destination I’m trying I’m just trying to free my mind well I’m already driving I guess so uh you just want me to drive around Joyride what you got in mind you know there’s like you know this city yeah it it’s like um a sculpture over here that I could arrive by it and from different angles I don’t know what it is you have a personality doesn’t really free your mind you didn’t sound like this when I got in I’m scared I’m gonna leave I’m just no Road I’m still moving oh we suck hey we need to like enter some sort of national competition