you didn’t sound like this when I got in I’m scared I’m gonna leave I’m just no Road I’m still moving hey I’m interested in a joyride I didn’t even stop the taxi how did you get in my taxi the door but I was moving I was driving not even come to a stop like Burke okay hey you what how did you get in my taxi the door I’m interested in where to my right where to Bob anywhere I’m just trying to free my mind we’ve been through this already oh it’s the same guy I thought you were playing a different person that time no yeah well I got him does the museum over here with the sculpture out front that’s oh that’s pretty cool yeah okay so in who Hey mostly I was mind-bending rut yeah Joyride yeah free your mind in a taxi um like I said my mom got this off QVC my mom mom I love my mom’s addicted to helisas she well she really loves it if she don’t have a problem she is convenient listen if you have to drink alcoholic drinks a day you’re an alcoholic and if you go on if you watch QVC once a day you’re at QVC no addict not it not it not even if you buy something from QVC you just have to watch it once a day she definitely does that if you buy something more than once a week your she listens to QVC in her car you can’t listen to it she’s figured out a way maybe she does have a problem so anyway this VC radio this thing here it’s like hot potato when when a ball lights up you have to grab it while letting go of other lights and then that makes sense let me turn on you demonstrate it I like them so this is I’m doing one hand you can do two or three how could you do three hands I don’t know Wow well well oh hey whoa ah so now you grab it there and do two hands I don’t do two 100 Tunes deal Willard would do two ants I use a double double hand that game all the time not then I’m not natural let me try let me try again last time let’s Oh hot potato hop it oh right natural Oh sixteen beat that Gill Willard alright so now we’re going to do a little play along at home what I’m going to do three hands and then you have to you have to touch this the ball that we don’t get to that’s lit up starting to work it’s a little awkward but uh we can do it alright we’ll just do it alright here we go three three oh we almost what we almost didn’t want no no we did it once last time oh hey we need to like enter some sort of national competition you think this thing has a national competition yet me and you versus will we’d have to start us three handed man with the rhettandlink semiannual flash balls competition um bring your flash ball so bring your own we’re not gonna supply him because that would be a lot of overhead on our floor that’s what I’m saying I would like to visit byof be this man Gill Willard I mean are you making it up no Russian he was wheeling it was about to rain so he was wheeling his stoves and his refrigerators getting like they see one of those guys just volunteered information about himself this is what happened we’re walking around I’m like looking at clothes and things like that always in in the market for another vest and there’s a picture of Cher behind a jewelry counter and he’s kind of you know he’s in the background kind of wheeling old Mayan soldier old Sharon JB’s like you know um she sure was pretty and I was like oh she’s still working it and you said that yeah and then Gil’s like I got plenty is that oh I always do and I think you’d always connect with the shear man he was he was I think he was referring to headshots because he said I used to be a bodyguard for Arbor man before for all types of country-western singers including Barbara Mandrell who most reportedly and including and then he just then he just he he sets the refrigerator upright and he just lays in this story but you see that and he starts telling I mean big scar down his hand said my pinky finger was a laid-back little laid-back the guy wanted my back of her hair my butt did not hit the ground that’s key he wanted like that was his bodyguards but his a ground he’s out it’s okay it’s just like yeah it’s it’s a 25 yeah right hitch yeah it’s yet to bring a new one in immediately I mean that is how he spoke of it it was like you know the true test of a bodyguard is how many times your but is it like they told me I’m bodyguards who don’t let you buddy to ground my bud never hit the ground I think we’re gonna have to start body I had to grab two men in their nether regions but and the thing was the great thing about it is that he not only told us the story of grabbing the two people down south two guys but he was demonstrating it on you and JD met Willie he was just like this one he was getting close to it I mean he for a second I thought he was gonna he was gonna grab me in the crotch i serious there are certain circumstances when a man like that is telling a story that’s compelling you maybe should just let him do it yeah there are certain circumstances yeah just like all right go ahead use me as in examples all right because it’s worth it yeah it was I mean Gil willart what a great name you can’t make up any part of that man assume that identity you know it’s when you get named Gil withers you better be something great like a bodyguard for Barbara Mandrell and he said that willing when Willie Nelson comes into town he’s related to will he stays at his house and I told him I told him I met Merle Haggard and he wasn’t impressed oh really yeah I I thought he would be like now we’re kindred spirits why don’t you come over and then or next time really in town I’ll call you that’s honestly what I was used to have just met Merle easily yeah so what I was about well berm and drop he just glossed right over it that’s that doesn’t impress me I don’t know want to make know he’s my hero yo Willard Gill Willard is my hero all right slightly related to Willie Nelson bodyguard extraordinaire well you know we might be in the market for a bodyguard if if ya things continue it that’s right you know he’s first on the list we’d have to we’d have to farm I bet he’s yeah you know I bet he wouldn’t go for it I mean he’s got a thrift shop now it’s kind of got his own thing going I’m out of it we might have to move our studio to kinstant we’ll give you a toot we’ll give you three but ground touches before we fire yeah but you mean I may to make it sweeten the deal for it oh yeah he’s a little bit older now Orion me tomorrow bit that finger back all the way man it was just flapping there it was just I had to go and get it stitched up yeah but my butt never hit the ground