today we are making our audition tapes to go to Mars let’s talk about that good mythical morning okay I’ve got him a flight suit where we’re going we’re Rhett if we are successful with today’s episode we are going to Mars stop ruffling your it’s just got pockets you can your onesie your worker onesie I don’t know what that thing actually is I’ve got medals from our spot the differences video okay maybe you’ve heard of the Mars one project maybe you haven’t but as far as I can tell this thing is legitimate I want to tell you about it and ultimately I think I think that this could determine our ability to go to Mars personally personally hold on it okay founded by Baz Lansdorp a Dutch entrepreneur dude it Bosnian Bosma Buzz is committed to developing not only the technology but the business model to take people to Mars to set up a a simple as a civilizations work they’re not really we got to know the lingo we’ll go and we’re gonna make it yeah that’s true you’re gonna set up a civilization I don’t know what they call it in Martian I can’t speak Martian do you and there’s a real opportunity for anybody to go to Mars I don’t believe that hey but listen do you want to be a marster or not I think that’s the question we all have to answer of course we want to set up for ourselves by the end of this video but here’s the one catch before you make your decision this is not just Mars one a project this is Mars one way trip baby he’s sending people to Mars for people by the year 2025 and then subsequently every two years he wants to send for more people to colonize Mars but nobody’s coming back they’ll be having babies there I mean you’ll be reduction happening that’s up to the Martian aughts but there’s going to be all types of research and like the effective that tight you know less gravity you know how Mars is it’s red and stuff they got to figure all that out they got to figure stuff out you don’t speak about Mars like a man who should go there I mean I feel like we should read about this so I’ll hold on we get what we just just you’re gonna they’re gonna get like military personnel to do this okay here’s what they’re doing the plan is they’re going to send a rover in 2020 and then the rover is going to build these habitations that 20 20 24 they’re going to send a crew of four like I said and then after that they’re going to send more and more people but listen to how they describe on the website the Mars one website the trip to Mars which by the way takes 210 days we as a long trip just to get there and then you can never come back here’s what they say about the 208 truck this will not be easy showering with water will not be an option instead the astronauts make do with wet wipes okay I’ve done that yeah that’s easy there will be constant noise from the ventilators computer and life-support systems and a regimented routine of three hours daily exercise in order to maintain muscle mass if the astronauts are hit by solar storm they must take refuge and even smaller sheltered area of the rocket up to several days the journey will be arduous pressing each of them to the very limits of their training and personal capacity but the astronauts will endure because this will be the flight carrying them to their dream listen when you start thinking about how difficult this is going to be like you said you started okay they’re going to the upper echelons of military personnel across the world right not quite where they’re going to universities where they got these scientific minds who are going to bend themselves towards discovery right right no they’re going to create an open-ended universe on the internet where you can submit a one-minute audition tape and anyone could potentially go it’s like trying to get on The Bachelor exactly trying to get on Mars and trying to get on The Bachelor I think someone they are going to defray the cost of the trip by selling reality TV rights but you can go on their website I’ve been on their website and I’ve looked at the audition tapes now listen they’ve said that they’re still accepting audition tapes so we are going to create some but first I want to show you three then I found basically at random this is just like a random sampling of the feel you get from the people who are auditioning to go on Mars one now the first thing I’ll say is that yeah I had to keep it a minute they had the interest of the question why do you want to go to Mars second question is describe your sense of humor and the third question is why are you the perfect candidate okay find it interesting that they went with a sense of humor thing but it kind of makes sense you know you don’t have been 210 days and capsule and then the rest of your life huddled on a red planet that’s an uninhabitable with people who don’t have a sense right yeah that’s how you get through things Megan my name is Megan came and it’s lab school and dream to go to Mars why Mars why not I’ve dedicated a decade of my life to getting skills and experiences to prepare for working on and developing the bed same I’m still jealous sophisticated sense of here and artist this is and file it but most of all I – making more home at least apart if you man Megan says that she loves reading writing and sci-fi shows she’s gonna be one of the moms that’s how it works right we got to populate the planet Antonio I humanity my name is Tony and I’m making your results how will you describe your sense of humor I describe my sense of humor as great while we are in the spaceship I’m gonna make knock-knock jokes all the time messing around and just making other people’s love all the time knock-knock jokes I’m into those not keep me entertained for at least 200 days 210 hopefully birdy this guy this guy is guaranteed to go so this is who this is who we hope to be spending the rest of our lives with okay hi I’m birdy from Hong Kong I’m a bartender your is now very damaged by our human beings it’s the right time for me to view a green kingdom or Mars I have to throw this information could be a Green Kingdom a Mars no matter how difficult how boring even though no entertainment no go fast I’ll make it I’m the most popular bartender in my bar Amanda ladies do you know why look at my face look at my face how’s the tale of life they look like a banana see Omar’s hahahaha he’s like oh I know I’m going tomorrow see you there look I in the bag my face sideways looks like a banana listen I’m going that dudes going I’m going well how do we do this we make our own audition tapes we set up a green screen Green Kingdom next room we have this yeah he’s gonna set up a green kingdom I’m part of the Green Kingdom alright ah here’s what we’re gonna do you’re gonna do an audition tape one minute or less and I’m gonna do mine and then we’re going to send them and let’s do this hi my name is Rhett I would like to go to Mars be a part of the green kingdom that birdie is setting up that’s very compelling to me personally and I assume he will be going so I would like to join them my sense of humor is potty meaning that when you’re in the capsule on the way there and someone actually lets one there’s a lot of bodily functions that will be happening and I will find ways to leverage that into jokes that will make the entire crew laugh sometimes up at my own bodily things that happened and you’ll laugh at those awesome and I am the perfect candidate because of my size a lot of people might think that is going to be a hindrance to fitting inside with a capsule I’m assuming as a capsule we haven’t established that but I am 6 foot 7 but that comes in very handy if we come into contact with any actual Martians they were very intimidated by my size and if they’re not then I can make them laugh with my potty humor Here I am Rhett ready to be part of the Green Kingdom hello Mars one project candidate dr. link Neal reporting for submission I’m not a registered doctor in any way but I I’m good at treating wounds and minor injuries do get a little queasy sometimes but I can handle it after seven years of training my sense of humor is very dark I would say like when death happens I find that big funny death is going to happen on this project and somebody be there to make it funny and I will do that happily why am I the best candidate for the trip well I think we got that one in the bag all right look at that green kingdom going you know what time it is we are BMS I’m Sam and this is Thomas tonight we would like to present you to sign on and off of the pleasantries because it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality make sure you listen to our conversation with the fine brothers on the latest edition of ear biscuits head over to SoundCloud iTunes you know the drill it link is in the description listen to it it’s in your biscuits blankets and that description we’re gonna be doing here biscuits from Mars Rhett’s choice dish what does that mean uh all right I’m gonna now that I’ve been selected to go to Mars to help establish the Green Kingdom I think I’m gonna take my wife so we can populate the planet and me and birdy and my wife and you know what I’m gonna take this I’m gonna take this happen me yeah I gotta Mars I’m gonna take the hat with me yeah that’s my choice I pick the hat what’s wrong read them out to me and I’ll see if I got brazilians check the ability to anticipate