GMMore 361: The Characteristics of an Astronaut

sounds weird when you’re talking to thing crush it man oh you want to go yeah there’s a spot oh man here here I’ll get a scene let me give you a sound effect to add to my what my face that’s the thing if you want to make the cut here and a lighter one if you need a lighter one oh you’re doing sound effects but you don’t you can’t talk over the Foley Foley for the end of the wheel goes back and then if you want it to be this sound effect could be a little your potty yeah howdy humor is funny this and the people after that okay this is from the captain star pause shoot yet we did so is this oh no actually daddy yeah we don’t we wore this to doing a year ago yeah we wore these that’s right and this was before not from spot the differences right I think it was Hannity the differences and we kept on for the star polish thing yeah III dish I’ve got a couple of more of these videos but I’m not going to show them to you I’m just gonna because it’s very difficult to get into pull up but I do recommend that you go to the website and just look at them at random I mean they said there’s like two over two hundred thousand entries but on the website there’s like 25 hundred videos that’s oh that’s all that are on the website that’s still a lot is how many people can figure out how to make a website 100 people or who is round two of the selections like that’s how they narrowed it down oh well if they narrowed it down to those people then Mars has got something coming boy and you know what we’ll gladly send them I mean I always be an artist it the fight and here’s the other thing the fact that half the time I couldn’t even get the video player to work on the website right is a bad sign if you can’t get your video player to work how you expect to get to populate Mars get a spaceship across the solar system now I mean what we should be offering our services to help them make better videos now he this dude Boz was his name bus bus is lonsdorf he’s not the only person trying to do this you realize I mean Elan musk is also you know the Tesla guy he’s trying to do this – with his SpaceX program his space car and he seems like I don’t know I don’t know Boz personally but I think a long real probably smarter than him and he hasn’t put a date on it because it’s so difficult to figure out how to do this and not only is it has there not been a date put on it but maybe there has I don’t really keep up with it he wouldn’t do a reality TV show audition to find the people to go I that just doesn’t I mean it’s intriguing and it brings attention to it but really I mean I I did see them really how it’s going to work there were like some people with military experience like fighter pilots type situations sign so maybe they’ll just pick those people but there were some people but I mean those those people don’t make the best video I mean that is how they like find the next American Idol yeah and you see I mean it doesn’t get more awesome than that that’s right I mean any more talented and Scotty McCreery and they went through a really long process to figure that out I’d like to send him to Mars I can’t read that for me this is on the same website five key characters all right you read them out to me and I’ll see if I got them resilience check the ability to anticipate that wasn’t one uh adaptability curiosity I’m very curious yeah ability to trust I have trust issues creativity and resourcefulness oh yeah age eight I have an 18 or older or you got to take a medical exam I think I think there is a hyper standing height must be between 157 and 190 centimeters I’m 200 I’m over 200 centimeters I’m going to get an operation you also have to be free from psychiatric disorders so okay visual acuity in both eyes of 100% 20/20 either uncorrected or corrected with lenses or contact lenses but you see I took my glasses off for my audition because I didn’t want to hold that against me let’s go back to uh adaptability no it doesn’t mean like him but it doesn’t mean like the ability that not hit somebody in the head on each side of the face no are you adapting to this no are you no I’m too tall so it’s all about you now you adapt to situations and individuals while taking into account the context of the situation you know your boundaries and how and when to extend them you are open and tolerant of ideas and approaches different from your own questionable to draw from the you draw from the unique nature of individual cultural background I’m a good draw if they mean Buies Creek North Carolina then yeah you’re pretty much ready for it if Buies Creek and Mars or anything like each other now you do have a can-do attitude that’s under resiliency you have it and does that like a bird amma table spirit i can do you are at your best when things are at their worst thank you I don’t think that’s true of you but you can back it at my best when things are at their worst that’s sad you fainted a funeral director you fainted trying to open a bar be the catcher I mean don’t tell him about that well I already did I said I’m an eye I can help with minor wounds but I might get nauseous I don’t think either one of us stands a chance but seriously I and I but my wife really wants me to go okay so so so let’s let lists seriously consider this let’s say I wasn’t so tall because obviously I fit all the rest of the requirements and let’s say you actually fit all harvest no let’s say that we could go and uh they were like all right and you can take you can take your entire family like we’re going to send two families I wouldn’t do that in my family man to populate Mars and we had to make the decision I go with your family I wouldn’t do that to my family I mean I want my family to have a life on earth right but they could be I don’t care one of the first two families to populate another planet I mean that’s not how I wasn’t saying I was going to populate Mars with your wife that’s not what I was trying to say if you saw that if that was a ramification of it then that’s that’s not what I was getting at but we would have to have more children I mean if I had to this is getting awkward why did you turn it no you have children with your wife I’ll have children with my my wife won’t be there no I’m not bringing my pain in the whole family I’m not bringing my family okay what if I thought I thought I was coming with your family what if you’re sawing twenty years and we get to come back technology doesn’t exist man wishful thinking we need to have sober thought about we can come back I guarantee it’s gonna be a shuttle service twenty years after we’re there there’s no way that the people who go there first will really never come back and before they die some of them they die but before they die before some of them die they’ll be able to get back on the shuttle the shuttle service and it’ll only take like 30 days because of the speed and so you’re waiting for an answer yeah you want to go yeah I’ll do it all right

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