GMM 365: 4 Fashion Tips for You

so you shown up at a party or other public gathering and someone else there is wearing the same thing as you let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us today we are here to help we have asked you to ask us for advice via our Facebook page where by the way we have exclusive videos that you can only find on a page so I suggest checking that out as well as asking us through that venue advice we ask you for specific advice related to fashion not because we deem ourselves fashionable but because we deem ourselves hopeful it’s not like a were dashing a purple v-neck or anything I like this shirt what do you think of this I love my purple V I got this at a at a thrift shop I love your tan colored lock collar pot going on over here pocketed heather gray Heather brown shirt you’re welcome Tim Hendricks good old Tim thanks for riding Tim yeah he asked what do you do when you walk into Walmart or somewhere like that and you see someone with the same t-shirt now I’m going to school and are going to a party or I guess going to Walmart these things happen but it’s a different situation at Wal Mart it might just be that he’s trying on the same shirt as you you know what I mean like in that case it’s kind of just it’s cool similar taste but if I think if there’s any other public situation where you’ve gone to this place and you’re going to be there for an extended period of time this person is going to be the very center period of time you’ve got the same let’s say shirt on you got to confront them you have to take action you have to take the initiative and take control yes yeah this is what you should do you should go up to the person say can I speak to you a private over here walk them over to the side maybe take it to the restroom or just like to corner with a shirt like mine the corner of the party or the corner of the Wal Mart it’s a Walmart bathroom just lean in maintain eye contact and be like hey take off that shirt or leave 95 percent of the time the person this person will comply if they’re normal people in normal population will comply but for the 5% that won’t you gotta take your show off male or female or leaf male or female they’ll comply if it doesn’t work you got to do it right because you you got to put your you got to put your shirt where your mouth is or your blouse or whatever if you’re female it’s lowered your mouth where your blouses next next question all right Clayton’s spevak without the S on Clayton he’s not first name is not plural yeah I’m just gonna make it a thing that mispronounced everybody’s name right which way should you comb your hair left or right I thought about this and it is dependent upon what hand you are it is dependent if you’re dominating what you’re handed right handed if you are right handed you like you hold a hand on the right side and you not have never thought about it I don’t you see it works for you I don’t have a part but when I do part my hair I don’t always part my hair but when I do I poured those hickeys all over from it no I put I part it part it with the hand is my dominant yes done listen Jason has a part I one handed are you all right oh you ruined it ha how do you do it how do you hold a comb what a loser with the right hand us not oh dude that’s your working weight yes the system hey forget he said that my ends are what hand you my wife is left-handed and she parts her hair that way normal you’re an outlier Jesse K Alwyn ask socks pulled up or pushed down when wearing shorts question mark pros and cons good question uh listen socks should never be pushed down you know that you’ve gotta wear the type of sock that you want to come to the place you need it to come on your leg okay the the type of sock that it is determines what it says about you if you’re if you’re going sockless you’re like a you’re like a laid-back surfer if you wear no-show socks you’re a an OCD person who wants to seem like a laid-back surfer but need sucks but needs socks has sweaty feet because you think it’s way that’s me you can also if you if you wear crew socks you’re an unfashionable dad and if you wear tube socks then you’re either a really fashionable hipster or a really clueless person who still seems pretty cool because wow that’s bold well that’s quite a break that’s a lot of sock so you let the length of the sock dictate the length of the sock on your leg right the sock knows where it wants to go don’t be scrunching no sock just the sock maker Sarah Kay Hollis when is a t-shirt too ironic it’s when it says this shirt is so ironic that I don’t even have to iron it but it has to be wrinkled you wear it very wrinkly though yes well that was that was about that that was awesome all right it’s time to bolder eyes this place you know what day is is Thursday and Thursday means me oh the Balder magically flies over here by the visible man who parts his hair the wrong way dear rhettandlink or mythical male creature would that be I guess that would be Jen she gets the male I am a are you doing back back up to this it’s kind of just okay I am a 34 year old dishwasher painter real job from continental Ohio dishwasher don’t judge me it’s a real job just wash your painter dish wash apena that can’t be a real job enclosed please this washers real job they are they a pain oh I’m not all judge do is wash your pain no let’s keep reading it enclosed please find a used spark plug from a 1939 9 n Ford that my grandfather bought new only Oh kid I didn’t that was packaging only a few billion plugs of this type have been produced and have done many historical things such as feeding the free world during World War 2 and going to the South Pole but none has ever been glued Wow mythical male Balder until now need pain Jerry Stouffer a dishwasher why don’t you just get a new one that not that pricey Jerry you want a sign good mythical morning poster available for purchase rattling COMSOL our store yours is free you don’t have to purchase it and we will put this on the mill Boulder glad I would understand if it was an antique dishwasher that you wanted to hold on to in that case I would understand if you wanted to hire a man to paint it make it look new again to put it on the Antiques Roadshow and make a lot of money and then start doing something that you thought was funny that was just a rhyme it didn’t really make any sense just keep talking I’m gonna that’s it that’s all I’ve got that’s all the all the mail that I have we can continue that song in good mythical more leave a like and a comment on this video because it truly helps you know what time it is hi I’m Charlie frontof and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we’ve got three more pieces of fashion advice and good mythical more so clicking for that along with your song right we’re gonna keep that into the dishwasher song the dishwasher painter ah there’s a red link on slash store for all your rent link merchandise II need signed posters shoes anything sub gift cards we don’t want a caulking home you don’t have to gift cards we should get get Rhett develops a hair phobia what is this at your beard man get it away get it away get it away dude anyway well it’s up here to get away if your hands away get it away get it away from eat your hair look he’s a dick this was a pain a man just wash it with paint strokin strokin strokin strokin today this boy is wash your pages page my strokes on the dishwasher yeah

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