GMMore 365: The Dishwasher Painter Man Song

you let get away from it won’t come off this is gonna be a problem are you cured well yeah I don’t make a habit of touching your hair but when I do my hand gets greasy it’s like I don’t man on touch your hair often but when I do my hand gets greasy its product I almost feel guilty putting this historical um mmm spark plug on the mmm mythical male voter yeah sometimes all right Jason let’s move this back over here please because if if we do it afterward I’ll feel guilty for not helping you thank you alright part it you should part your hair or the other way yeah good alright so we’ve got three pieces of advice and I also promised that we would keep singing this song are you seeing a lot of the song I thought it was pretty great remember this this uh the guy who paints dishwashers historic I’m giving you some you have an easy he’s got to stop sparkplug he sent to us it’s back story maybe not never mind just go for it if you have a need if you have a need for somebody to touch up you’ll dishwasher in a way that requires paint just call this man what’s his name Jerry Starr fairest offer in cotton in Ohio you take over right here buddy hmm he’s got the skills he’s got the brush oh yeah he knows what he must do to your dishwashing when it comes to your house you’ll break it out start stroking the dishwasher with Paige you made your dishwasher broke in the dishwasher with paint keep going I want to dishwasher painter man yeah we’ve onto a core chorus yeah I’m gonna keep playing the same chords though as one of those kinds of I’m just gonna keep seeing stroke in the dishwasher with good dish paint a man just wash it with paint strokin strokin strokin is stroking today this is partial patient paint strokes on the dishwasher yeah nothing inappropriate about that would you like it in tow would you like it in off would you like it and white cuz that’s kind of way to go that’s most of the paint I own took my white taupe Marvin white please donated a stroke it at night on the dishwasher with my paintbrush nothing inappropriate about that Wow not you you should take back up my business is really hurting lately cuz everybody likes stainless steel stainless steel that’s all I see in the model homes and when I try to paint him the paint just drifts off drips off the paint just drifts up the washing machine but they’ve got this thing called brushed steel oh and I can brush that steel like a maniac it’s like nobody’s business strokes on the steel brush strokes on the steel now I’m stroking to steal my paint brush it actually is a what would he use he would use a steel wool steel wool yeah yeah it’s still long Jacob Andrew Cashmore ass my hair is flat and boring how do I make it more interesting but without going too over-the-top and attention-grabbing any advice from Rhett we’ll be golden he in other words he wants you to give advice on how to kind of have a hairstyle like yours but not to go as extreme as yours you know you don’t seem to be the person to ask seems like I should be the one answering that you mean you think your hair is interesting no it’s just that you’ve demonstrated I think your opinion would be all you should just emulate me no I think you can do a junior version of this you know you can do a JV version of my hair I mean it’s it’s okay that would work um how does he make it more interesting without going over the top well first of all JV version of your hair in no period seriously this is this is over the top people judge me because of this I’m just discriminated against because of my hair and people think that I care too much about myself I’ve experienced that quite a few times so just make it shorter and I just say look look like you’re in the military I just say listen man it’s in a logo what can I do uh Ryan Street asks how much beard is too much beard I would say about that much oh you trimmed I didn’t even notice yeah I’m sorry I didn’t notice it’s uh yeah well back actually really yeah but I mean it’s not like I look at your face all the time I look through you all the time I’m just gonna be honest really I thought that you’re you’re it I really had a moment of surprise I thought your beard was still long it’s been like a I don’t know you’ve trimmed it a while I’m sorry a couple days ago how long red beard was uh first of all that’s not too much beer are you wait you crazy too much beard is when you trip on it I mean that true note you know what too much beer yeah clearly that’s not much beer earlier every man’s beard grows to us and some women have beards so uh every man’s beard grows to a point leveling up and not grow anymore but then why did you trim your beard uh just for consistency not in the guide too much beard I think had I think I can keep going less consistency what do you mean consistency like a cake batter just I just put you know predictability you don’t want scare people it draws opinions Kyle keyworth states I’ve been wearing the same style of clothes for a while Niall now but I don’t think it’s making me stand out enough he wants to stand out more what should I change my new style to be well without a point of reference for what your style is Kyle style Kyle at least you’ve got that going for you your name Rosewood style I’m just trying changes I agree to change his name to style style keyworth um I think tank a tank top why should I change my new style to be if you’re the guy guy who wears a tank top wears a tank top in every circumstance I think that could work break out your guitar let’s just let’s have a slow fade on this one first ever slow fade on a good mythical more thanks for your loyal viewership don’t forget about Jerry don’t forget about Jerry don’t forget about Jerry don’t forget about Jerry over there with his paint brush over there with his paintbrush you know exactly what he’s doing with the paintbrush you know exactly what he’s doing with his paintbrush on the dishwasher a little bit sad what he’s doing to the dishwasher

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