GMM 415: Spring Cleaning Tips

why spring called spring let’s talk about that good mythical morning listen you’re just trying to live life you’re just trying to be a person and sometimes persons have questions sometimes people are like in order to be a person I need some advice and then usually you ask people who are qualified and sometimes you ask people who are not qualified but still love to answer you and that’s what’s going to happen right now on Facebook where you can connect with us on a moment-by-moment ness that might be overstating it ah CL Rodriguez ask why is spring called spring why is it called spring I feel confused and frustrated no need to feel confused or frustrated because you’re gonna get your answer right here ah CL okay it wasn’t always called spring in fact in the 1100s a clockmaker named william of aldera was building a massive clock in england was horribly impaled on a large spring but surprisingly he did not die and they didn’t want to move him because they thought if we take him off at the spring he’s gonna die he stayed there being fed by people for three months of winter and then when spring came around in the weather warmed up the spring expanded and he fell off of the spring on his own made a full recovery and so from that point on they knew it they took they called it the time that william fell off the spring and then later it was shortened to spring that is amazingly inaccurate i made all that up and you believed it and we’re like that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard do you feel like rats five-year-old okay continuing from yesterday’s episode I will give the actual answer which but don’t you wish that was true I do wish it was true but I wish it was true I make things true there was I just saying yeah I think you’ve proven that that can’t have me a great superpower but you keep trying yeah doesn’t don’t give up Rhett courtesy of Mental Floss before spring was called spring it was called lint in Old English starting in the 14th century spring began being called springing time a reference to plants springing forth from the ground all right 18th century this shortening who cares about starting to string springtime and then further shorten in the 16th century to spring in the 17th century it was shortened to spring and in the 18th century uh spre 19th and in the 20th century are we in the 21st century we’ve got in the 20th it was and now in the 21st was just called oh yeah I didn’t even know what century were in you know my favorite season you know what favorite season ha that’s called progress he yeah he’s got shorter money welcome to the 21st century I just I just got here what century is it hey Martha what century is it Patrick Paine asks best way to get through the inevitable spring cleaning now the interesting thing about your question Patrick is it implies that you don’t like spring cleaning get through the inevitable of spring cleaning I mean it it’s it’s one of my favorite things I clean every season it’s just therapeutic to throw things away I’m looking for things to throw it is there’s a sense of control I think in throwing things away and you like to be in control I’ll admit that I like to have a sense of control over my life it’s an illusion but I like to have it by cleaning so feel sorry for you and incidentally that is one of my major compatibilities with my wife so you can feel sorry for both of you Christy I love to keep everything clean we love to clean things I like going your house cuz it’s so clean I’ll lick the floor and you go hey I know it’s clean it’s tasty and you just taste like pledge yeah we don’t use pledge they just finished there we willing if pledge if you wanted if you want to get on the gravy train um I feel exactly the opposite I was going to tell you a story see uh Lily comes in yesterday and she’s got her American girls out and she goes up to Christy she says how they gotta be American well that’s what they she comes out and she’s that’s racist good quick no then they’re just ready from America best races family that’s okay cool do um promise no I’m not I like Americans Americans are great I’ll get some internets country in the world so she comes in she says mom did you throw away the bedspread on my doll beds and Christy was like what you shouldn’t have made him out of plastic ha ha ha that was cold she made him out of plastic bags and Christy is like I did it this trash we can’t yeah yeah you gotta throw that trash away so uh she just like we can use some foam and we can cut it neat well I was just going to say I believe the exact opposite I believe here the kind of person that doesn’t enjoy spring cleaning you should do the spring dirtying and it should just be a time to just throw stuff around mess your life up a little bit mess your house up and just live in the filth for the first spring or you can hire me just on your house deal with it you know don’t don’t do something you don’t want to do I’ll clean that stuff up bring you dirty Jose Garcia asks what should one do when they do stuff great question I would say here’s the key you’re you’ve hit it right on the head when you say when they do stuff because you know what Jose they do stuff you do Jose you do things like you’re not a follower you’re a leader so when they do the stuff you do your thing yeah and they’re going to be so busy doing this stuff and I got to do this stuff and I got to do that stuff they’re gonna get so obsessed with all the stuff that they’re doing you Smoove them over using yeah get you get things done yeah it thinks and then when they get done with the stuff then you can move over and there’s plenty of stuff to go around you can start doing the stuff after you’re done with the thing yeah get the things done first you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means me oh goodness like the head of a dinosaur now it’s got a target DVD on there what is that that’s a movie somebody sent us we didn’t watch it but we put it on the mailboat it along with a VIP pass to imaginary clubhouse for rhett and Link B rhett and Link you guys are the bee’s knees I want you to have these cookies well that rhymes look at that boy look at these cookies warning we made them for the 12 days of mythical Christmas seeing that it is now March eat at your own risk oh dude this is me it’s us from the thoughtful guy music video Oh perfect good I can’t even break it with one key dude it’s gosh it’s like four months old Batman Easter Egg is for the mythical male Boulder we’ll put that up there peace and love Lucy Fay the she-beast and Holly G check Ibaka boy it was good got another letter here write it right up but seriously though look at that thing look look at me I got it you’re a thoughtful guy no I probably shouldn’t eaten it I’ll get some rocket this out of this bag here I’ll get it out of my stomach and put it back on there drusy rhett and Link we are two Swedish South African girls who live in Switzerland I’m sorry Zoe Akira I shouldn’t I shouldn’t have used that voice we even closed for you two Swedish army knives with the Swedish flag right on them the red one is for Rhett and the blue one is for link yep okay if you ever get any really old cookies in the mail you can use our Swiss Army knives to cut them oh I added that forever little gumdrop off I don’t want to cut this at all I want to like look at that hang it as a medallion this is a four month old gun drop I still taste good mom’s got some some small dog you don’t even like M&Ms you own trade no Ally want I’ll eat an aluminum Satan oh god no oh I was gonna say something but forget it thank you for sending these cookies we will put them on display will not be eating any more of them yeah you just stabbed yourself in the face ah okay yeah what’s what what I’m so worried about you Thanks like at least you’re not stabbing me though thanks for liking and commenting on this episode Netflix Comtesse rhett and Link give you some free trial action over there helps to show there’s a free trial action you know what time it is I’m Spencer and this is kal-el and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality all right if you like posters and other stuffs and you like to do stuff or do things you can do that event link on flash store and you can also buy stuff and things there and click through to good mythical more where I’ll tell you about a near-death hiking experience with my family hand puppets just get down like this you want to get all the way you know don’t matter she is a little bit hey there mister hand hey man I could hey what’s that who’s that guy behind you over there who me yeah who’s that guy I’m I’m Lincoln this is my hand hey I’m links and that’s cool but what’s your name it’s confusing because usually when I’m in a hand puppet play the guy who’s controlling the other hand puppet I can’t see him stuff what what’s your name bill but hey Bill I’m like I’m I’m linked and yeah also and this is this is link that you’re supposed to just be a person you know you don’t want to be like you don’t be so connected see I could like see your arm and go to your shoulder then I can see your favor right isn’t that see the hand that’s really the way to make it believable trust me I’ve been to school that’s really my bit that’s really my bit man you know it’s I got it I can’t God like it I can’t work in these circumcised my owner he’s my owner right here yeah I’m his owner I mean I’m the face in mouthing all right I think of the hand i watch how i exit like I’m a person watch it okay they look at us and the guy said is there anything else up there and I was like nah there’s nothing really further up there and I’m like on the edge like trying to figure out how to get down this guy’s got might need your elbow and I was thinking do you have a ladder

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