would you live on a cruise ship for 365 days a year don’t answer that yet let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for making us a part of your daily routine whether you are on land on sea or in the air right now oh wow to think about somebody’s flying right now yeah how are they watching it super powers the internet on planes is horrible super powers oh it’s like a superhero yeah like I don’t know I don’t know what goes on I just want everyone this could be seen I hope so well into the future we don’t know how far into the future when those type of technological things happen people are still watching this show it could be a hologram right and I want to win I want to just show that we value you by checking my hologram you know hey thank you for joining us okay that was basically a segue to say I’m gonna talk about the Seas I see leg way around no cruise ships oh no second I have never been on a cruise ship I’ve never even liked taking a tour of one I’ve taken a virtual tour of solid an option like I don’t want the full package I just want a quick tour let’s gonna walk through in case I ever want to like buy a ticket you’ve never been on a cruise ship either too-tall well they at least that’s what I think I’ve had all these thoughts about why I would rather do something else with my precious vacation here in the Navy either that’s why I have a membership but with a recent development at least in my psyche given this research that I’ve done I may be going on up I may be going on a permanent cruise extended stay yes cruise ship the world that’s what it’s called the world is the largest privately owned yacht on the planet how big we talking six hundred and forty four feet long that’s long twelve nice long that’s over two football fields twelve decks high I mean this is a bona fide close shut stall I think I could fit cost 266 million to build it was launched in 2002 but here’s the thing a cruise ship in general is basically like a floating hotel oh yeah this or my brain is totally different okay this is no cruise ship this is a floating gated community every you just can’t buy a ticket to get on this this this boat you have to buy a condominium the people who own condominiums on this things like 165 probably ribs very rich people I’ll go through how much they cost in a few minutes if you’re in the market oh yeah I’m just interested I’m just looking I’m just browsing they own the boat okay this boat can continuously circumnavigate the globe and stops at all different types of places the people their homes are on the boat and then they you wake up in one place and then you go to around and for three days and then you go to sleep and you wake I mean you’re a grain ow oh yeah stops I’m in Ecuador now you know I mean I like that idea world traveler I’m in New Zealand aspire to be the coast of New Zealand so it’s a cruise mansion okay alright I’m second-guessing it but you’re you’re not going up well I’m gonna tell you what I’m second-guessing me because give me your initial thoughts well my initial thought is I’m too tall for cruise ships the beds are too small but then when you say it’s a condominium I’m like I think I’m sighs California king it’s what I’m I am you King not because I’m a king of California not because I live in California but that’s a type of bed you can get along you can purchase a custom-designed suite – you’re like stripes I’m talking three you want stripes $3,000 coffee tables I mean this woman I’m in I’m in for that that’s what you want yeah California king-size coffee I’m on a marble conference table ma I got marble everywhere at this thing is Kanye’s into that when me and Kanye have our business meetings up he only does marble at conference Davis all right let me give you some of the prices here you can have anything you want in these things anything anything a studio is gonna cost you six hundred thousand watermelon any time of the year watermelon anything Yool Yool sales season it’s not a sailboat you’ll put her along to the wherever water one amazing season I don’t even like what I’m really I was just asking two-bedroom apartment costs just under three minutes but it’s it’s not just any wind little money actual money we’re not talking about na Polly money right real real cruise money that could be a problem and it’s you tell about location location location I’m talking about location and location and location and locally the location is constantly changing yeah here’s the problem okay Chanel okay Chanel okay I feel like I need to interject at this point Oh No world sweet that’s like the top okay just stripes point five million dollars for world sweet adds a lot for story but you name it it’s got you got it I mean marble I mean you got like marble plates probably man this is amazing here’s my problem with this okay the other second we were at playlist live you remember we hate it the corpus remember that yeah fine Italian diet teammate at the Carrabba’s and we had a very talkative waiter who had just volunteer a lot of information I also had a ponytail yeah yeah tight ponytail and as we got finished with the meal he kind of came in there he’s like hey everybody enjoy it he’s like well two weeks I’ll be on a cruise and then just volunteer the information there right yeah and we’re like quiet okay how do you respond to this tell us about your cruise and he’s like it’s a music cruise and by that I mean there’s like a lot of bands well Phil Collins son he’s gonna be there okay and not Phil Collins Phil Collins son and some former members of Genesis and I was like this sounds like a great time now nice guy sure he’s gonna have a blast I don’t want he’s one thing for him to be my waiter it’s another thing for him to be my neighbor you know what I’m saying so I when I think cruise ship I think about being stuck on a boat you go up to the buffet and there’s Harvey and Liz again here yeah I keep running into them but it’s one thing if it’s a week but if it’s just like everyday how do you get rid of these people you can’t snuff them out can you what no is that one of the surfaces depending on what international waters you may begin maybe I don’t know how you you know what what laws apply but this may change you too what if I told you that a certain Arnold Schwarzenegger owned just so wheat in the cruise ship are you some of the artists a nigger yes sir I’m talking about him the governor the boss whatever you saw that Springsteen Terminator uh you know that could be good what if I told you that’s one certain Madonna you’re like sunbathe and all of a sudden you look over in is much better days and then then the Terminator over here man shoot what is this like 1987 well it’s like yeah I’m just saying in Madonna it’s like I mean okay alright hopefully we can go to the wax museum hopefully we can cut to some of this footage let me sweeten and deal a little bit further I was watching YouTube videos I think it’s like some ripped off that ripped off the Travel Channel but it’s like Oh videos from 2002 what if I told you that they’ve got a fully stocked library with any VHS tape you could want ah no I’m into that I like VHS full-time librarian I would be the librarian on this ship yeah I would learn the freakin Dewey Decimal be kind rewind to be on this thing and if that’s not enough Rhett and I can tell you’re teetering on the edge yeah I’ve invested in thirteen point five million if I can get stripes I am into this this is gonna put you over the top internet cafe oh they serve drinks too they’ve got a special seat where you can surf for the Internet in a special chair I’m assuming since 2002 they’ve located the Wi-Fi across the boat I’m just assuming that that’s probably true but let’s just focus in on what we know to be true but in 2002 video form I think this seems like a great woman who runs the internet cafe sings with her husband who plays piano for crowds of one to two people in the lounge my husband and I as a package actually Donnie plays and sings so he’s the only pianist on board and so I sing with him and help him with this shows she might be dead now it’s been over ten years she seemed pretty healthy in my video I did what she no you can’t say healthy on a cruise ship every time I hear about cruise ships in the news is people getting diarrhea it’s like the whole crew trip got diarrhea and they had to turn around it’s like that isn’t something something I want to invest in I I get diarrhea enough without investing in it you know I’m saying I get diarrhea just from bad food choices I don’t want it to be as a result of my living quarters yeah yeah I mean what are you talking about thirteen and a half million dollars I’ll save it I don’t know it it’s like a hundred and eighteen people on a cruise ship that could hold eighteen hundred people it’s like a ghost town cruise ship you went you might not even get diarrhea hey let’s just take the tour when next time they come in let’s just take the tour to say we’re here for the tour you’re welcome to join us especially if you’re a billionaire I want to you know hey timeshare out I’m doing advance boy sweeten the deal thanks for liking and commenting with your amazing cruise ship experiences and remember you can support the show and get a free trial to Netflix and Netflix complex rhett and Link you know hi i’m laura from charlotte north carolina and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you like to encase your feet in shoes well we can take care of that we’ve got the mythical shoe this is the 2.0 it comes in other colors also black pink blue there is a click through to good mythical more what we discussed the rhett and Link cruise it could happen Rhett takes his first steps hey Rhett listen I think that you’re of an age where you should think about listen listen just go with me here you’re gonna ask me to walk again you should walk to I’m not ready I like to crawl yeah I can do everything that you need to get an adult can do just just try here like you want me to kill me and hold your hands just give me one yeah come on come on come on you can do this old enough that’s right stand on up stand up stand up stand up straight aren’t you back I’m not sure I don’t feel comfortable me higher I’ll leave the frame okay here’s what’s gonna happen you’re gonna take one step towards me okay you did it you took it step right let go let go ahead let’s see if we can just bore right through a nice you know just like let’s mix it up a little bit this is this is why all the residents vote because there’s gonna like I said there’s a loose cannon who’s let’s bore through a nice sheet