GMMore 417: Somalian Pirates and Boring through Ice Sheets

please get afraid you’re gonna hurt yourself whenever I know how to fall not hurting myself um so the world the thing that I forgot to mention was the residents of the world vote on where the world is going like two years in advance but it’s like a homeowner’s association well we’re not you can’t park on the streets you have to park in your driveway well for them it’s we’re gonna go to Japan and we’re gonna go to up the coast of Australia and then we’re gonna go to cool Eurasia I’m into that yeah you know what was the biggest catch that I didn’t highlight was uh can’t go anywhere landlocked it doesn’t have wheels and have windows no that’s what we should design right a cruise ship that just altering you get to the place you I want to go to st. Petersburg well that’s well that’s a good 500 miles anyway no problem and Vivian amphibious probably do a little damage on the way no wait a wide berth if we were designed the red link cruise what would we have in it let’s go ahead and get that in the works but here’s the dangerous stripes here’s the dangers in my room this could easily be for real so we need to be careful how we talk about it because people might get their hopes up and rhettandlink cruise or just like Jonathan Coulton the guy who does the funny songs on the Internet’s yeah I’ve got a crew he had a cruise with I’m pretty sure they might be giants were on the cruise well okay that makes more sense it might have been that they might be Jeff yeah yeah yeah I mean but the thing that I found interesting was you know it was like super fans going on a week-and-a-half cruise with the band that they’re fans of and I just thought you know that’s how it’s really cool from a fan perspective but then you’re kind of trapped on you know I’m sure you’re great but there’s some fans out there that like who knows loose cannons being trapped on a ship with them well I’m scary of course not mythical beasts if I’m a day Might Be Giants here’s what here’s what I would say I think the key to a cruise being fun is the destinations and a couple of destinations I don’t see on the world’s map are a pirate territory you know the Somalian coast I think it would be like you adventure pirate day and you give everybody access to like huge hoses and then you go through pirate territory and let the parties come up have you not seen captain Phillips no you can but no we use the hose it didn’t do anything you’re more when you more hoses I mean it’s like one hose for all every resident well that’s gonna up the price I don’t you can pay for it it hose these pirates down knock them through the water keep on going go to the South Sea in the south sea the waves are like a hundred feet I mean this is a big boat but that’s kind of gets you Rocking you know it’s like a venture day like let’s see if we can just bore right through a nice sheet you know just like let’s mix it up a little bit this is this is why all the residents vote because there’s gonna like I said there’s a loose cannon who’s let’s bore through a nice sheet it’s like what do you Shackleford no yeah Shackleton whatever his name was playing it was I don’t know sort of what Shackelford shadow it was Charles Shackleford played basketball for NEC yeah shackle I think Shackleton let’s look it up who was it uh he had a quite a time I watched PBS every once in awhile and learn things yeah Shackleton Sir Ernest Shackleton polar explorer who led three British expeditions to the Antarctic yeah I feel like we should we should discuss isn’t just about having a good old time and eating good food this is about discovery and setting world records and stuff but also having your own domain where you can read your own books at night that’s nice I like that look at your own photo al comfortable sleeping space yeah but we should go to like we should go to a place we should go to like the jungles of Colombia you know I go to go see like a cocaine factory is that today we’re touring the cocaine factory you know where your camouflage means a bunch of old people they’re on they got one foot in the grave anyway it’s like go out in style go out getting shot by a gorilla you know and in the hills of car you get shot by a girl you know like a girl like a guy in there not a gorilla a dude with a gun in the hill in Central America hey honey I’ve seen this career you see that gorilla over there oh is it just me or does he have an ak-47 you know I honestly adventure adventure cruise you know it’s a debts that’s what I’m using you’re back on the your like I’ve never done Jeff I’m gonna be stabbing my my cookie face out you’re the one wanting to make a music parks where you die I will go I will tell you straight up right now yes prove what I guess you’re right now I feel I got I got to live responsibly I’ve got a wife and children that I’m looking out for but one of these days you know everybody’s gonna be okay and gonna be on their own and then that’s what I’m just gonna I’m gonna do things like going to bust ice sheets the coking factory I might be 85 years old but her man she your process how does this work again and but if they shoot me they shoot me I just don’t want to don’t breathe deeply in the code I just don’t want to be just sitting around on a front porch you know reminisce and I want to be in the action buddy I want to be in my striped condominium on the world it might be the world number two by that point and you know break into a nice sheet well you’re gonna go with me yeah but if you need me I’ll be in there internet cafe I’ll be in that funny-looking chair the massage chair it looked like a massage here but you just surf the internet on it sounds fun they probably will be calling it search for the Internet they don’t call that it now it’s funny she actually says in the video that she people say the chair looks like a surfing chair I didn’t get that I’ve never seen a surfing chair but I did want to meet this woman could be a internet cafe a woman okay woman but he’s coming for you if we had a rhett and Link cruise I don’t think we would do any of those things we would just like hang out and like hey what kind of juice you’re assuming that there’s gonna be a point in which people will pay to just be with us for a week oh yeah there’s one thing to get people to come to a good myth morning taping it by this lag is another thing to have people on cruise ship for a week wear your life preserver what kind of cheesy maybe it may be like a canoe

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