it’s time to pay tribute to the 10 things that are going to disappear in your lifetime let’s talk about that good mythical morning you know what there’s one thing that’s true in life and that’s the future just keeps happening the future just keeps coming you got you can try sometimes you try to get out of the way of in your life know the future hit me right in the face because you are a person you live in a timeline and you are part of the past present and future at every single moment in your life you know what one of the things that happens when you’re part of that things that you love things that you thought were just part of your life things that you depended on they fade away there yeah they move remember the VHS tape it was so big and it rewind it you had to be kind and rewind yeah but the future wasn’t ugly it was very ugly and mean to the VHS tape it wasn’t kind and we don’t rewind anybody is this a bedtime story can you snap out of this for a second but what are we gonna do I’m just trying to captivate link you know well where they’re captivated so what we’ve done is we looked around the internet and we see that people have agreed that there are certain things that are going to be gone in our lifetime if you’re watching this and you live a normal lifespan you’re going to see some things go away now we’ve picked some of our favorite things that we’re going to miss the most and now we’re going to mourn them eulogize them if you will all right now we’re playing music in post to accompany our tributes it might as well be happening now because that’s how I’m gonna think about it okay you first the u.s. post office the post office is going to go away because people don’t need to have some government service to send mail because people don’t send the mail anymore in the same way and I’m gonna miss standing in a long line waited to see a representative who is always in a great mood to see me and then finally getting there in feeling totally overwhelmed at the different options for mailing the summer sausage assortment to my cousin from Christmas do that every year cousin here’s looking at you and your consumers spoiler alert also I’ll miss mailman short because those are the best shorts followed closely by softball coach shorts books Irie ders are replacing paper pasted books it’s fact I’m going to miss the neurotic thought cycle of licking my fingertip to turn one page then thinking about what I’m picking up on my fingertip that I will then lick off when licking my fingertip to turn the next page I’m going to miss that old book smell if a story could fart that’s what it smell like hmm and now it’s gone my kids will never smell a story fart mmm good one are you done done the check the personal check yes people use his debit cards and the credit cards now I don’t only all right on a check but I’m gonna miss writing them and second-guessing myself when it comes to spelling any number correctly like 14 which I always want to spell is foreign teen for some reason is there an end and 14 years of – n – 14 14 14 sounds weird when you think about it I’m confused I’m also gonna miss the memo line of the check and using it as an opportunity to embarrass my friends but putting things like massage or illegal drugs or bottled fart you’ve had a fart joke – yeah I did well I couldn’t get through a list without a couple of fart jokes and we’re still pretty early yeah I got another one not on CDs compact discs have basically already gone to the cloud mmm I’ll miss driving into the Sun and instinctively reaching for the visor in my car flipping it down only to have 27 CDs fly out of the overstuffed over the visor CD holder into my lap I will miss that I miss that shelf Tower of CDs that Oh someone has it their house and you’re visiting them and it gives you an instantaneous complete picture of who they are as a person oh you like LL Cool J Josh Groban and corn more than Kay you’re a weird person CDs that’s a good way we’ll close it we’ll put a little ellipses again yeah yeah that way you’ll know I don’t know if I use that word correctly privacy in America we say privacy all of the UK is currently much of the UK is currently monitored by closed-circuit television and that’s gonna happen around the world you got satellites you got Google Earth I’m on Google Streetview you’ve seen that episode we did my old house is on Google Street View with me on the porch I’m not making this up not lying I’m gonna miss going out into my fenced back yard and just for a moment seeing what it feels like from my for the Sun to hit my bear but did that two weeks ago I actually did that two days ago after you told me about dude it’s amazing but you’re on satellite now you know I’ll miss seeing a perfectly good egg roll left on a stranger’s plate at a Chinese restaurant and quickly grabbing it stuffing it in my mouth you were there landed you had you had ever privacy glasses LASIK surgeries and more advanced techniques will make glasses obsolete I’ll miss people of average intelligence looking smarter than they actually are like you know not like me oh I’m the exception okay I miss glasses because I’ll no longer be known as the one with the glasses I’ll just be known as the one who used to wear glasses yeah you can wear em just for fashion now plus we’ll have to redesign your logo because I’m not willing to wear anything just because of fashion that’s pretty obvious glasses keys in the future we’re gonna open doors with fingerprints and retinal scans and gestures yeah I don’t need keys and with knobs I’ll miss always selecting the wrong key to unlock my door even when I only have two on my keyring I’ll miss the feeling of absolute horror that overcomes me when I realize I let the keys in the front door overnight ooh and I’ll miss key rings made from animal parts like the classic rabbit’s foot the fashion forward encased seahorse in my personal favorite deer balls geez and finally my wallet pain with cyber cards and with thumb prints will be the way of the future people I’m going to miss future people the way of the future people comma people all about it I’m going to miss Larry that’s what I need my wallet he was always there for me clinging to my butt cheek like a barnacle on an ocean pier if an ocean pier wore pants anything stuck to that spot for all these years deserves a severance package I’ll be paying Larry six months severance wallet okay so those were some of the things that we’re gonna miss in a dramatic eulogy for each one of those thank you for liking and commenting on this episode commiserating with us and yeah you can netflix.com clef rhett and Link it up oh it’s a great way to support the show and get a free trial of Netflix for yourself you know what imma do you hey guys it’s been gross SOI over desi later and I live in Texas and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we tweet like a whole flock of birds on our Twitter I mean you would not believe the things that are happening over there every time we turn around there’s another tweet that’s flown off into the stuff what is the toniest Iverson a Twitter cyberspace rhett and Link also click through to good mythical more we got some other intriguing things that have gone the way of the dodo or will in your lifetime gossip at the hair salon yeah you’re the stylist cuz you always like yes right okay honey Harry I want you to know that I am really gonna give you a good shampoo today you’re already doing it did you hear about Barbara I know I heard about Walter hearse this she’s a spy espionage yeah well with Walter I was kind of talk about the fact they got a hot tub that was the main thing that but she’s also a spy that’s interesting that’s right the whole thing she’s a hot tub saleswoman that’s actually a spy I figured people get in the hot tub to test it out and then lo and behold she’s getting national secrets yeah well I’d wave a hold while they look at each other I knew they were up to something well you know what and they went to Russia last year did you hear about that trip maybe they went on a fighter jet and then they had a listening equipment and the whole way they were going there they were hearing people’s political secret cuz you a cross did you keep doing my heart cross-feed across the Ukraine and everywhere where’s the Ukraine it was below the fighter jet well and I would don’t get in their hot tub now know why I was gonna tell you you should get in there on because they throw a great party you want it piecing in the front or do you get really a man that got it here’s got some flat heads man mr. FHS man he’s getting yeah just a man just wait wait he’ll come out we can jump him we can get some flathead action oh and screwdriver you know that’s gonna be the name of my store flathead action