you want it really smooth in the fight or do you want it PC I think it should be PC I like when you just make this issue for me okay I’m going it’s gonna be PC yeah okay I’m done thank you all right I’ll see you in smell like I’ll see you at the hot tub party they got those little pigs in a blanket but they make them they make them out of actual baby pigs well I need that lesson in their actual blankets baby pigs in real blanket yes I’m hungry oh um thank you for joining us from mythical more where we welcome well we attempt to recover ah funny thing is you have it it doesn’t look much different nah it’s just it’s actually just a little it’s PC er up here I think it’s a lot worse it’s it’s a colors really flat it’s going okay okay um one of the things that it that died in the past that uh surfaced in research in this episode surge Cola do you remember surge Cola I really wanted to talk about this yeah any you guys remember thirst Cole adults yeah I don’t remember it Jen does not Stevie do surgical okay for those of you do not Jen will you from Canada it’s not that you don’t remember it is that it didn’t exist up there okay where’s the Norwegian citrus so okay this is back and then I would say this is the mid-90s there was a cola called surge Cola oh yeah do remember this it was purple to have like an an insane amount of sugar and caffeine and I remember that let’s get some surge colors let’s get hopped up on some sir Cola 1996 is right when it came out but there was this backlash like it was a joke Elia it was it would he’ll kill you yeah it was it was like a precursor to energy drinks or at least that’s how they market it or how people talk about it it was outlawed in public school vending machines and then come to find out it has less caffeine than Mountain Dew did you know that I do now and it’s unless you’re making it up I’m not making it up save surge after the discontinuation of surge in cans a community was formed by web designer Eric Clark’s car Quebec entitled save surge the movement initially mapped the locations at which surge could be purchased in fountain form upon cancellation of the fountain syrup the community continued adopting an approach of activism and you know it says right here Jolt Cola same thing about joke click all jokes I remember not I remember jolt I think I think jolt is when I was thinking about actually Joe yeah well no no Hershey Mountain mid mid 90s jolt came out in mid 80s oh I remember joke my mom said you can’t have joked stimuli even even go to that lock-in you can’t have joke and now you realize that I was impersonating rats mom while cutting his hair we’re about to using that voice that we use when we like my mom mom doesn’t talk quite like that but she does go to a hairdresser that talks like that really oh yeah definitely she hears all the gossip at the hairdresser so did we try jolt or surge what I mean what was the one that was I never had any I’m good my mom won’t let me I like it even in college there was like it would come up occasionally let’s make a run and kiss I’m sorry I never I never joked I never fail for that we were living on the edge and college guys I mean I mean little caffeine little sugar you see this there was a bottle of Jolt Cola that looks like a battery was called the battery bottle it looks like something that you put your tongue on it would shock you really okay uh let me try these things that are going to go away in our lifetime try these on for size some of these came from Popular Mechanics legs humans won’t need legs because you will have cyborg legs that’s yeah that’s true all right what about this computer monitors because things will be projected into our eyes with future lazer screen technology or contact lenses that are monitors well I think we’ll have those things but you’re not going to like you’re still gonna have a monitor because you’re not gonna just have this thing we’re sly everybody put in your turn on you’re tuned into this frequency with your eyeballs well it’s even like books do you really think books are gonna go away no because when you’re like reading to your kid at night you want it to be you leave them alone with it you know like put yourself to bed with this book I suppose know sometimes we’ll read a book and then they’re not supposed to put them bed with gummin and they want to keep reading or they want to be like I wanna I want to stay up and read this book you don’t want to like stay up there with an e-reader or something that’s got the Internet all right you just wanted to have the book I don’t think that I don’t think books are going away you can turn the Internet all right I mean but there will be a day when there’s not books I mean I don’t believe that I don’t know I believe that school buses because kids will go to school on the internet you believe that that’s a possibility did you have did you uh did you be ready player one no I told you about how good that of a book that was you Jen didn’t take me up on the offer it’s a book just like they were talking about it so I gotta go in that book they are at the basically just experience life in a virtual virtual world and you go to you go to class just by going into a place in your room and like putting on a thing and you’re in class it’ll happen I mean so you don’t want to be exposed to the pollutants booms right think about it I mean obviously landline telephones I mean my father-in-law his whole career was built on something that is an obsolete technology and he retired a little bit earlier because well he had a back injury yeah fell off a light pole but if it wasn’t for that the death of the landline would have been the death of his career hmm um he’s okay do it he’s got some cages in his back I don’t want to have to ever do that old is I hold it back together and obviously newspapers are going away yeah I mean obviously question mark but what about this one FHS what’s that stand for flathead screwdriver you reading my notes yeah right here oh you got him do you yeah oh man come on you could have at least let them guess fortune high school um fh s fh s the bad dogs um flathead screwdrivers are going away because they’re the loser screwdriver I mean they just don’t they don’t they don’t right no I don’t understand what anyone would say flight has it going on cuz they stripped bolts man but they’re closers no but see this is exactly what I was going to say the Phillips heads are the ones that stripped the bolts hey bolt right the Phillips head sometimes you you you go you going they’re too strong and eventually it doesn’t work anymore and yeah well that’s when you you take a Phillips head that’s like really pointy instead of one this no that’s when you take a flat head and you grab the little edges that are still there with the flat head the flat head is like the rescue screwdriver that’s what I use it for rescue myself all the time on a flat head screwdriver never give it up you try to take it away future you see what I do if they just eat that future I’m gonna beat stockpiling flat head screwdriver gonna be the flat head man when the future rolls around I have a whole shed full of them people are gonna be lining up a man that got in here’s got some Pilates man that’s the FHS man he’s gay yeah just a man just wait just wait he’ll come out we can jump him we can get some flathead action ha ha ha oh and screwdriver you know that’s gonna be the name of my store flathead action I just mean you’re gonna be killed because you’re gonna be 14 flathead screwdrivers if your theory is true okay I predict it right here you want to open a paint can try that with a Phillips head you’d be cussing Phillip out who is Phillip anyway no I’m staying with Miss ring black I think he’s got a weird-looking head with for dents in it like a granddad joke you