we discovered some amazing truths during our trip to France how long does a coup boom mythical morning hmm I know that nothing about that it sounded know that French it wasn’t as good as my I’m not gonna try to say it again parlance ad so cool so so uh we went to France yeah so we haven’t given up date yet but we wanted to give you an update eventually and that’s happening today our trip to LA Falls now thank you to youtube for sending us over there to the MIPTV conference where we acted like we were professionals and talk to some people and answer some questions and we did this motion one time I spoke I spoke like a professional with my us so now we’re going to be a resource to you on the flip side of our trip we’re going to share the things that we have learnt from our time in France great time by the way highly recognized I would go back tomorrow I mean an 11 hour plane ride worth every difficult but it’s worth it’s worth it she movies we took our wives I was wrong dude Tom okay Helene good mythical morning but let’s get downright more good mythical more but right now let’s get down to the things that we’ve learned okay one of the things I learned is that when you go out to dinner you get a free magic show let me explain uh the waitress came out to one of the restaurants we were she came out to the restaurant she met us there nice of you to come in and served us know she served us but as she brought the back end items she was like voila voila we’d order something then I’ll examine is la la it would appear and I was like is this magic food is it because it doesn’t seem like it’s got any things not purple or anything it’s not appearing out of thin air and then I realize she’s just saying here it is in French and that’s where the magic tricks saying came from but to Anna to to someone from the US who just hears about voila from magicians it was like every meal was like a magic show Thank You France merci beaucoup Missy bump thank you good whatever I mean obviously we we didn’t master the language while we were over there well I don’t say merci bump I’m worse than you but I don’t say that uh we also learned that catching a bus is a lot more difficult than one would think yes we decided not to rent a car which in retrospect because of where we were staying I think we would have changed our tune a little best route but we wanted to use the bus and you know get the meandering tour of places but we we the stuff is not the schedule is not in English it’s in French you got to figure that out I barely know the days of the week but the numbers are but the numbers are any soon which is great I don’t the numbers are numerical yeah well I can read them they’re not roman numerals um so we’re at this bus stop we’re the only ones there we figure out Ritz like okay I’m looking at this and the bus should be here in like five minutes yeah he’s like standing there um and then all of a sudden is that up not his five minutes not here and then it’s like he looks up the bus bus he’s like here’s the bus right on time and I turn to look at red and red starts walking towards the bus and as I turn the bus goes past me and then past Rett not only at full speed but I think he was accelerating definitely I I wish I would have snapped a photo of retz face at that moment it was the most incredible it was it was perfect it was perfect I was very disappointed because what we learned is that the bus drivers don’t stop just because you’re at the bus stop you have to act like them down right no I actually know I’m not just hanging out at the bus stop I want to get on the bus because that’s how we got on the next one and then once we took the route we realized that every French person in their right mind got a wave them down they they all did it you know they were staying on the Rhoden wave them down so we mastered that technique after after that initial fail we also learned that we are reincarnated French brothers now that this is crazy so stick with us okay so we visited a little village called Saint Paul de Vence which is a medieval walled city that is not just a lot of shops in restaurant medieval credit incredible stuff beautiful what you think about French postcard kind of thing so our wives of course want to go into all the shops which makes me want to put a bullet in my head so we’re gonna walk around we’re looking for things that we can get into and doors that we can go up de Annette I’m put a bayonet through my right I think that’s a French term and so as they’re shopping around and spending money I we find a musee which is a museum and we pay the two euro to go into the museum and we’ll walk it around him and there’s some amazing like figures like wax figures would like would like fake facial hair they’re not really that amazing just really they were great riveting but Lang was reading about each particular thing as we went through because they gave us this little English translation and we got to this one room and he’s reading about these two French brothers who are somehow integral in the town at some point and then I’m look up on the wall I’m like well that’s the two French brothers right there this in this painting that’s like their logo look at this logo have you seen that before does this remind you of anyone anyone’s logo can you believe it and it’s also on the right the correct sides I mean you’re on the right side I’m on the left side apparently I was bald before when I was a Frenchman and I’m gonna be bald again and I didn’t need glasses like maybe he wore contacts in the Middle Ages um the the thing that it yeah our minds were born for like four hours after that yeah well I’m still reeling from it the next thing I was able to learn was that the average Frenchman looks like an American who somehow involved in the theater every guy has on like a blazer and like a scarf and he has like flowing hair and glasses or something like we at first I’m like oh yeah must be like the star of Olo or something or like at least a professor at the local college you know in theater yeah drama drama teacher or the guy who plays the piano but no that guy’s probably like a plumber or or an accountant or like a chimney sweep now that would be English I’m just gonna make everybody angry in this episode I’m sorry guys I’m just I’m just having here it’s not it’s not about to you I hate to you it yeah we hate it I love it if I’m really clear I love French people they look like a mirror that American theater gone marathons America is what I call him for sure very fashionable good-looking people there definitely lots of scarves I will say that along the same lines you can spot a French person from a distance just by looking at their mouth I mean that’s not just because they have they wear like a certain color lipstick I mean that when people speak the French language they’re puckering a lot there’s a lot of I think that’s where they do the French kissing sounds like you’re talking you’re talking less might as well go ahead and kiss but they’re speaking French I’m not going to go up to them because I can’t they don’t do a lot of puckering and I started noticing it I was looking at a lot of people’s mouths all week to tell whether or not they were French and then I would get closer and I would listen in to the conversation I’d be like there it is again this is a great technique I need to share this with mythical beasts there you go you’re welcome and I think it makes and it’s another reason besides the scarves in the you know the theatrics of their look yes I like I think people look good when they’re like oh yeah booty now I’m gonna start speaking English like this I’m just going to do this yo-yos are we could we could we probably change the complexion of our show it’s a little higher it’s a little more difficult to speak English like this but they don’t speak from the front okay sweet corn okay but they end up Moussaoui gaining or losing French fans we love we love love you they can speak English hopefully they’re they’re not they’re hopes aren’t too high for us last thing I learned scooters make everything better Rd quote me on that it really learn I already knew that well I’ve seen a buck seeing people on scooters around Los Angeles and I wouldn’t say that it made anyone social life better no you look kind of like a dork but over there no in North Carolina if you’re on a scooter it means you got a DWI right but in California just means your energy efficient but still kind of dorky and in France it just means you’re one of the Frenchmen we rented some scooters and took them from nice that’s nice if you’re stupid like us all the way to Monaco Monaco Minako the richest area on the face of the planet per capita which is kind of ironic to go there on a moped like we’re like we’re here okay kind of you’re in a rolls I’ve got my wife on a moped we’ve got pictures we’ve like posing for pictures in front of Ferraris and Rolls Royces yeah kissy rolls Roy Roy in front of the casino and for all right for our roles Roy on our moped hey listen I’m gonna recommend that travel tip from rhett and Link if you’re going somewhere to travel and you didn’t rent a car get a scooter for the day put your woman on the back and get her to wear some daisy dukes we didn’t do that but maybe you should do that especially if you’re a Myrtle Beach look at all the black Stoops oh look at our wives with the days to do so just for the record they didn’t wear Daisy do they just not thank you for liking and commenting on this episode as long as the comment is not about how we are stupid American we already know that we’re just we’re just harnessing it for hopefully what you deemed to be a little bit of humor and you can support the show and get a free trial of Netflix by going to netflix.com slash rhett and Link you know what time it is hey my name is Anna and I’m like we’re from Slovakia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality hey we’re up for a webby and we need your vote the link to the place where you can vote for us is in the description please do that it will help also click through to good mythical more where we discuss our intimate assessment of French restrooms let’s cook please link talks using only consonants compute I dot I didn’t get that push having a difficult time you okay are you constipated Bloo are you choking oh those I heard something there a blue you said really oh not her nothing me I thought you might be speaking without consonants until you started using consonants started using vowels are you speaking with dis consonants I yeah I cannot speak without vowels yeah well that’s why there’s no language except for that one that I invented when I was a kid that doesn’t have that you try it my name’s not on there and I did it all I disinfected I did it all let me tell you I use the bathroom full capacity and then Pacha yes and then I wiped it all down