
okay so in a just a few seconds here in good mythical more that’s where you are we are going to discuss French bathrooms and believe me there’s lots of great stuff to discuss fascinating I’m a different person because of it really so it is good stuff it’s worth sticking around for but before we get to that we do want to let you know we just mentioned and some of you already know this if you follow us on Facebook or Twitter or these other places that we’re up for a webby for what is it best short best viral short or something like that Jen Tina Jenny it basically just means best viral video of last year okay so I think there’s like five or six nominees our breaking bad Middle School Musical is nominated now here’s how it works for a webby okay so there’s a team of judges that will vote to see but you just like the Oscars it’s he on alligators female qualify people don’t you try to describe it in French how about just in constant yeah either guys are just in friends let me start that over do it with you just do it with your lips you’re making it more complicated so let me just make it less cop when you do it with your lips out nope I’m going to make it as clear as possible there’s a team of judges that actually votes right to determine who is the winner of that category but for every category there’s also a People’s Voice award which is based on what the people you happen to think was the best video now here’s the interesting thing we need your help in tariffs because we want to win the people’s voice award okay but even more interesting than that we’re up against what the Fox say by llaves is that how you say their day if Elvis suppose I’m not gonna talk about in Elvis because Elvis is dead unless you believe he’s alive those dudes that made the what the Fox a video and that video is amazing it’s amazing in a huge and blew up but I just think it wouldn’t it be cool absolutely amazing if we thanks to you if we could beat them a tomato’s voice award okay so and just show them that what the mythical beast nation is all about and how we can mobilize so we know that you guys who’ve watched this particular thing good more might be a little bit more motivated to help with that so we ask that you vote I don’t cry every day I thinking about every day you can vote once for an email so we’re not car today I need to check that because I think it’s once per email per day you’re gonna have to check what by the end of this episode we will know what what the rules are and so so yeah vote for what the Fox say and tell them that rhett and Link sent you who that was you need to unsay that is that what we’re communicating we wanted to vote for us we’re the guys who made what the Fox say nobody no no no I’m sorry we’re the guys who made Breaking Bad middle school musical right that’s what you remember making don’t vote even if you think their video is better that’s not what this is about the judges are going to determine that the judges will vote for them this is who you guys know front of the boat that’s right that clear vote for us what the Fox say hmm gosh you’re really messing this up yeah I’ve if we I’m doing it so if we don’t win I’d be like well is it’s our fault that you oh yeah we didn’t do a good job immunity we just you know we’re stepping all over all seriously I and all seriousness I think you’ll be very cool if if our video beat that video considering everybody knows about that video worldwide right and it’s just the underdog it could come out on top and the People’s Voice award will you do it you got the rules yet thank you once per category is what Jen is reading in the rules okay you only have to vote with your vote count make your vote count fresh bad and once using more than one email fresh bathrooms I got the big bad mama bathroom thing so I want you to talk about your bathroom experience first now this isn’t gross I got the I found the best bathroom ever in France that’s not the Big Bob a big bad mama bathroom to big bummer now listen big bad mom about there before the best bathroom ever these are these are not gonna be gross stories they’re not amazed I would just say that my observation is that the French people respect the bathroom much more than the American people for Americans a public restroom is something you disrespect you go in there you pee on the floor you throw up on the wall I mean there’s always somebody who’s done something nasty and it missed the toilet and no one cares and there’s this collective disrespect that just builds itself up like just a pure evil mess that’s all inside of a public restroom and the lower that you pay for something in that particular establishment that houses the public restroom the more the disrespect right so there might be some fine restaurants that have a nice restroom but in general they’re just nasty places in France quite the opposite the bathrooms are immaculately clean and I’ll just give you one example in the airport coming back in the nice Airport which was very nice very nice the bathrooms were so nice that I decided to stop and just take photos of everything I mean I’m the guy in there taking pictures of everything in the bathroom not just because I was interested but I wanted you to be able to see this I took some next year yeah the urinals are the urinals are so nice it looks like you’re in a fine restaurant but it’s just the airport the stalls next year they’ll be posting a placard that says no photos right yeah because we saw you on closed-circuit television the the stalls are closed door like you go in and close the door behind you and then when you’re inside no cracking that door either no no there’s no crack in the door and when you’re sitting there on the throne you look around and you see oh they have a thing where I’m encouraged to wipe the toilet seat down with a disinfectant it has instructions when I get through it is my duty to wipe the toilet with a disinfectant and also there’s a toilet brush next to the toilet meaning I am a human I am relieving myself in the bathroom but I need to take into account the next person that’s coming in and it just blew my mind and I saw the instructions and I saw the thing and I did it all I disinfected I did it all let me tell you I use the bathroom to follow capacity and then pass them yes and then I wiped it all down so you can know that if you yeah this is kind of nasty but you can know that the toilet that I took a picture of is one that I actually used to the to its fullness moments before all its French fullness and it and then you go out there and just the sinks are great everything about it is great and I don’t know where they get this amazing respect for the for the for the loo for the toilet is there a bed in there because you might want it I would have I told you it’s amazing thank you France I thank you friends vive la France I thought the same thing that it that it was great I did not take pictures but I did take video of my better actually my wife took this video she comes back to the we were in Monaco so technically this is not France but it but it is I mean it’s a different nation but you just ride a scooter you don’t even know when you’ve crossed a border yeah on a scooter at least she comes back to the to the our table at the restaurant and she’s like you have got to see this toilet she’s like look don’t even get up I took video of it so my phone just like this toilet first of all all the toilets in France are low-flow toilets like they don’t use any more water than they have to use a it has to be government regulations and there’s two flushes there’s a little flush in the big flush we don’t you know only highfalutin people have that in America it’s everywhere and you should be applauded for that the second thing is a lot of those flushes are the big looks located remotely located remotely from the toilet so you’ve got this big thing that I thought held like the tissues for to put over the seat the seat covers is what they’re called but really it wasn’t that it was just a huge button that was the flusher and it was not on the toilet you don’t have to touch the toilet to flush it you touched somewhere else too much I love that but at this particular restaurant she said they’ve gone a step further and they don’t ask you to clean up after yourself the toilet Collines itself you push a button after you get up and the thing comes down over the back of the toilet seat and sprays water and then dries it like disinfect it and the whole toilet seat itself rotates around underneath this cleaner it’s like it’s like a street sweeper on the back of a toilet awesome but one word of caution don’t push that while you’re still on the toilet well unless they don’t to be cleaned up it’ll pinch you in in some compromising locations I did not use a can we roll that footage again let’s just do it one more time and let’s just with a moment of silence and so now that you’ve seen that twice I know that you feel the same way I do I’m getting on a it’s better American plane ride to to France just to use the restroom now we didn’t use the bidet we didn’t it I might hotel didn’t have a bidet I never even saw up in my hotel had a bidet it’s the first thing I did when I got there I mean I didn’t even have a reason I didn’t even use the bathroom I just use the bidet husband it was a long journey was don’t I use it three or four times a day I use it every time I went in the restroom even had to brush my teeth like well there it is fire it up and if your that’s another thing I’m going to France and can we go with you next why do they I mean but as we close in closing I’ll I’ll ask the question maybe in the comments you can help answer it what is it why is it that they seem to understand in the bathroom situation better I think it’s government regulation you think that that’s why it’s clean do you think because the government well I think the reason why there have no faith in humanity man is something about the culture is something about the people of my friends the specific toilets I believe our government I’m not talking about the specific so I think it flows from that I’m talking about how clean it is and how it’s just like there’s this accepted responsibility that like I’m not going to disrespect this to it you know sometimes you go a plumber looks like a theater coach that’s what it is you can’t tell the difference between the plumbers and the theater workers if our theater professor was it was a bathroom if you thought about the man coming in to clean up that toilet and you thought of him doing a scarf in like loafers you clearly be like wow listen I don’t want that gotta work too hard you know I gotta clean up the mess I gotta get this stuff off of the wall and get it to the toilet and in closing closing I am proud that we did not mention Berets once this entire episode we should have we should have don’t we described it got in the theater gut I just because I didn’t see a brain I really didn’t see a beret the whole time boy I have my eyes peeled for now now discussing berets okay okay yeah
