there are a lot of ways you can embarrass yourself on graduating and Rhett read some grandma let’s talk about that good mythical morning we asked you on a Facebook page to ask us advice and we’re prepared to give you advice specifically related to graduation people are graduating or you know someone who is or even if you don’t even care about that you should still hang around please please don’t leave a lot of people are concerned about potentially ending up on the internet when they walk across the stage at graduation I understand that concern is embodied in Athena solid doors question she says what should I do if I trip on stage or walking towards stage great question the key is first of all you don’t want to do anything that might cause you to fall you don’t you’ve got to take some preventive measures okay so here’s some things that you should not do first of all you should not break into a celebratory dance Rachel Michelle Hutchins you should also not do a backflip Keaton Taylor Brigg you should not fist pump you should not carry your friend baby style and you should not carry your friend piggyback style now if you do fall I personally think you should just stay down oh yeah just just lay there people will come to help you and you don’t worry about it I’m here and just be there for the rest of you just seem disoriented just fall keep your head down and then send this one when they ask you questions seem disoriented even if you’re not or just seemed embarrassed just on it I’m embarrassed so I’m just gonna lay here Thomas Marx acts if I were to scream something as I left the school what should it be that I yell first of all if when you gotta have something you gotta yell something when I walk through the threshold I don’t care if there’s nobody there there’s no audience you need to yell walkout couple of different options for that you could go literal you could be like I’m leaving now bye everybody that could be good a little cheesy but you know what you won’t embarrass yourself you could also go meta I’m yelling debris remember does that guy I’m yelling right now uh you could go random and say the first thing that comes to your mind I’m always thinking about beans and rice can let me hear that one again B’s and rice you can add beans and rice everybody adding everybody at the end is always a good thing when you’re done and at school I recommend going unsure trash talk Hey get a good look at this this is the last time you go see me in this place huh unless I major in education and then get a job as a teacher at this school years later so I’m employed here yeah then I’ll be back oh it’s good to have a backup man like I was doing for you they’re like I hate you like man so yeah I ain’t coming back unless I gave all be back everybody unless I get employed here yeah then I’ll be back see how that works get it back up man oh and Mitchell glass asks what should I write in the signature section of my friends yearbooks Stace Matt Derek Johnson wrote Stace Murat in my yearbook and he was not joking and it changed my life oh look at that it’s time for rats dolla dolla bill y’all subscription search links enjoying his Jillette dollar a week subscription service but I’m still looking for my dollar dollar bill y’all subscription and today I’m trying on a grand my rental service yes this exists and she’s meeting me here in the studio hi I’m Rhett I am then so this is a grandma rental service mm-hmm how does this work what what happens is someone calls in and needs a grandma to babysit or to nanny do you ever just be a grandma to somebody who maybe doesn’t have a grandma anymore um yeah I’ve done that for a kid or two what’s your rate I think it’s $25 an hour what could I get for a dollar oh how about a hug good yeah can you say oh I heard you made always oh I heard you made all I except for that except for that see in conduct oh except for that see in conduct can you pinch my cheek grandmothers don’t really do that fine did really can you say it everything’s gonna be okay everything’s gonna be okay getting weird over there okay we can’t subscribe to this can I do this every week yes you can subscribe to it you pay a fee and the door we can meet every week I you hug me you encouraged me yeah cuz do you need some encouragement done gonna call you Nana sure Thank You Nana oh that’s sweet nanny nanny how about me mall all right I’ll be your meemaw maybe just lend you can call me Lyn I’ll call you learn yeah all right you’ve been shaving now I really like having a meemaw but I don’t think Lin is very into it so I don’t think I’m gonna be subscribing to it but you can get Gillette’s best blade shipped to your home for about a dollar a week go to Gillette dot-com / subscription now you know what a day it is it’s Thursday but then Thursday meet me in the form of the boulder oh all right here we go hi red link after watching your dilemma concerning lost keys we felt compelled to send these Bertie key houses and we got no more that you can keep your keys safe everybody on the crew gets one it’s a whistle Wow do you know why it’s a whistle because you can find your keys it’s a bird and that’s what birds do no bu you like where are my keys and you blow the whistle and that’s where they’re at there were there whistles there on the front of your mouth oh right here thanks Laura and Dave from Merseyside England we wanted to say we love your show just keep us laughing and brightening your day she didn’t say laughing I just read it wrong hey Rhett look over there there’s something on the ground you just got you need to go pick it up something was shipped to us in the mail oh I’m sorry it crawled away just come just come just come back and sit down what was that about nothing you farted ha ha that was shipped to us because you it sure was thanks for liking and comment on this episode and for mailing us stuff you know what time it is hi I’m working from China South America and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Laura and Dave you’ve got a poster coming your way and you want a poster coming your way and you didn’t send us something well you can just get one at rhettandlink.com/store also click through to good mythical more where we share some of our greatest graduation memories tick tick tick tick boom donuts donuts donuts dark donut ah what donut sorry my brain is actually donut my nose to smell something