GMM 465: Extreme Gifts for Dads

we’ve got some gifts we’re sure your dad doesn’t have let’s talk about that good mythical morning just around the corner there’s a day to celebrate fathers I’m a father he’s a father we’re fathers you might be a father you might have a father each corner everywhere all the corners all eight corners of my octagonal house where I don’t have one of those father’s our fathers you know what fathers need some love too everybody gives the mother love what about the father I’m just trying to stand up for fathers link that’s what I’m trying to do well know what we’re really gonna do is we’re just going to go through some amazing products that you can give for any man in your life but if he happens to be your dad even better and this is all sparked by my dad you could get these for me I’m a dad he’s a dead you might be a debt every time you say that you need it make sure everybody’s included Jesse I can all help Jesse I don’t know how many corners I think there’s only seven corners and anyway Jesse Snider says our asks what is the most exotic gift you guys can think of that I could buy from my dad any price range all right emphasis on any price range though we went there we’ve got the answers for you Jesse right off the bat a personal helicopter Wow there are these personal helicopters called mosquitos or mosquitos depending on how you want to say it yep what part of the country you’re from if you look at these things it one grown man can barely fit inside of this I couldn’t fit in this thing it’s almost like putting a copter thing what’s that called octocopter no like the blade it’s like putting a lot more a helicopter blade on top of your head that’s how tight this thing is it cost around $40,000 and you have to build as yourself Oh easy I can do that sure Scott oh I’m going to build a helicopter then I will I will go up in the air in but you know that’s the great thing about this is that if you have one of these you can go to these conventions where there’s other men who have decided to build their own helicopter in their garage and that’s a group you want to hang out with trust me or if don’t have $40,000 I know you said price range doesn’t matter for $90 you can just buy the mosquito DVD Jean Snyder’s maneuvers DVD $90 for a DVD it is John Schneider though I love how it says John Schneider presents John Snyder’s maneuvers buddy now visit Josh Schneider from the Dukes of Hazzard I don’t think so this is John Schneider the dude who flies around in a helicopter like he could be that kind of good I need $90 for a DVD that’s a lot cheaper than 40-thousand yeah does you don’t have to build a helicopter but it’s still a DVD they probably sell a lot more DVDs dad I got you a $90 DVD here’s another one gold-plated mountain bike okay now as you know I’m an avid mountain biker I’m pretty so I’m in the market for this is it real yes absolutely it is the most expensive bike in the world everything is gold-plated took over 750 hours to make this thing 24 karat gold it’s I mean it’s not just the frame it’s even the disc brakes are gold-plated it’s got a go plate of water bottle well $1,000,000 you’ve embarrassed yourself a few times on a mountain bike if you take this thing out on the trail you’ll be the man look at that guy in that million dollar mountain bike even you would be really cool with that thing well the problem is that all the main dollars goes to a charity that’s associated with the Church of Scientology oh so that’s a no-no you got to take that into account street-legal Batmobile if you spend your million dollars on that can you imagine and this is real driving a Batmobile tumbler from like the Christopher Nolan this is it you know mm-hmm around town well you know how sometimes your dad will embarrass you like when you become a teenager and your dad drops you off and embarrasses you I don’t care how embarrassing your dad’s face is if he drives or voice or whatever the way dresses if he drives this up drives up in this he drives this up drives you up in this you get out of this thing now if you’re dressed like Robin and you get out of this probably a problem but if you just get out as a normal teenager you’re going to be but what if reps going to go through Rugel what if dad is dressed up like Batman even better but he’s overweight fat Batman that’s fat Batman is that Batman yeah that’s nothing wrong with that okay that works and last but not least fresh whole rabbit I’m told this is true but it’s pretty expensive I don’t understand this one this is an actual item on Amazon it’s a obviously some sort of joke but you can’t purchase it because I know somebody who did my neighbors did seven hundred thousand dollars just for a a whole rabbit and trust me it was just a rabbit Anthony Biffle asks I was separated from my father at an early age recently he tried to contact me and I got his phone number I called several times but only received his voicemail all I really know about the guys that he likes butterscotch pudding I’d like to reunite with him but I have very little to go on huh Oh I guess it’s time for rats dolla dolla bill y’all subscription search link continues to enjoy his description to Gillette’s best blades for about a dollar a week but I’m still looking for my dollar dollar bill y’all subscription and this week I’m trying sushi hi hi I’m fine how are you good I’m Rhett red yes that’s a lengthy Mike hey well you uh linked that Mike you come Mike link okay no one’s ever caught him Mike kind of look like a Mike yeah no links lit up okay what’s good here oh you like sashimi I really do like it he’s met he’s not very into it can I make you spit sir um I would like the most expensive thing on the menu what’s the best fish that you’ve got today we are all best of it what can I get for a dollar I make you see your team sea urchin whistling okay so how much can I get for a dollar you see you surprised all right Nick went bad up on it okay he’s going to make a dollar see your employment this is it yes done very good not very much can I subscribe to this yup really every week I could come back with you cut it you send it around to me yes I wait for it okay I eat it yes I don’t think it’s worth your time oh did you say he was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met definitely the nicest sushi chef I’ve ever met and that’s not easy word to say sushi sushi chef but I don’t think it’s gonna be worth it for me to travel across town every week for a little piece of sea urchin no it is not I just sit in my home and blades are shipped to me it’s a beautiful endeavor that you can’t match but you can get Gillette’s best blades shipped to your home for about a dollar a week go to Gillette comm slash subscription you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday Thursday beat dear mr. McLaughlin mr. Neil we’re two mythical beasts Emily and Kylee from Santa Rosa California thanks so much for your dedication is show in your main channel videos because it always brings a lot of positivity – I especially Mondays anyways we found these two toy mythical creatures and immediately thought of GMM one of them is half bunny the other half bat and know one of them is half bunny half bet and the other is half bunny half snail half bunny and bat we don’t they’re pretty cute bunny and snail and would rather you didn’t glue them to the boulder but instead give them names and lots of love here we go coming out there I’m gonna name mine Terrence which one do you want I want this I want the one that looks the most like Terrence I think this one looks exactly like a Terrence put him on my guitar while I play I’m gonna balance him right here hello Terrence I’ve missed you how many of you been this one’s Cindy most important part of this package however are the chips we had to have them imported from Thailand so hopefully it’s worth it got some crazy chips here Indian Terrence from Santa Rosa what shorter thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is I’m Nathan and I’m Aaron and we’re standing in a field in southwest Kansas it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality you can get a poster just like our friends who sent us these animals Terrence and Cindy can’t get wheel in place today you’ve got to go to rhettandlink.com/store to get yours also click through to good mythical more where we eat some fried mints pork salad salmon cream cheese chips and hot chili squid from Thailand oh I love chips along with a funny Lando story me being a great dad Rhett is jealous of links shirt well be it’s got quite a pattern on it you’re sure I’m talking about okay I kind of wouldn’t I wish I had a few guys that a compliment I mean maybe if you look close enough there’d be a pattern but boy I need be nice to have a panic collar good gracious and pockets what know what I’m missing out um you got a pattern you got buttons that go all the way down my buttons go right here and they stop you got a collar you got red pockets you got two pockets I got no pockets right the shirt gods are you uh are you jealous of my shirt I’m upset with the shirt gods yes I’m jealous of your shirt is beautiful Thanks dog food flavored chips is what those are what is it fried minced pork salad

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