are you uh are you jealous of my shirt I’m upset with the shirt gods yes I’m jealous of your shirt is beautiful Thanks I hate your shirt I hate your shirt all right here we are on the flip side it’s good mythical more it’s only for you the cities I named her Cindy I noticed that Cindy and Terrance now when they mate what are they gonna create that’s the question just a bunny if you get the bunny half of each one of them I’ll just be a bunny or a chameleon ale on the donkey a snail it’s not a donkey there’s no donkey anywhere okay you said doc you at some point I think before the episode you said donkey uh when I get angry sometimes when I get angry I just say donkey a bat snail a snap let’s eat man hot chili squid let’s eat man I gotta get a Father’s Day story about what I’ll tell you – smells like an aquarium in you does it hot chili squid Oh nirupa it’s buy it now what bring up is what is that that doesn’t say leis that says lens this is tough it’s an upside down are yeah that’s what relays is in this country and uh what country is just in Thailand all right let’s try some chillies good Thailand now oh gosh just smells a lot wasn’t it sounds like fish food yep definitely and they’re alive you want me to help the taste is not nearly as bad as the smell you don’t smell that rotten fish smell when you’re eating it it’s like fish food yeah I fish food I eat fish food one time good tough do you like sprinkle it in a bathtub and swim around and like get it off the surface yep all right here we go oh we don’t have girls like that on our chip bags yeah hot hot hot chip clutch Hot Chip chick Hot Chip chick hot chick whinnies and Hot Chip chips on Hot Chip chicks on our bags Hey look at this look at this yeah chick on that look at that word high there’s a hugger chip do to that word look at that word look at that word another language look how many I mean I can’t even no control oh we should have opened these from the other end oh thanks smart mmm um mrs. salmon some salmon cream cheese and this can’t be bad no no this will be good whoo I can taste the salmon and I can taste the cream cheese well that’s what you would expect it’s the most accurate penis chip I’ve ever tasted no it’s not bad you like salmon you like salmon Stevie came in a cream cheese it’s not bad and this right here ladies and gents how bad is it meatball meatball what it look frightening sporck salad no I can dig on this you like that yeah it’s like smoky salmon Oh dog food dog food flavored chips is what those are what is it fried minced pork salad weird I don’t know how that one word turns into fried pork mixed minced pork salad I don’t like these taste like dog food this is a mad it has a little you know what we should combine flavors let’s get the fish food the dog food and the cat food altogether um let me tell you what Lando told me the other day because uh we talked about father’s day to day home that’s a flavor explosion I’m not doing that they neutralize each other takes like a ruffle or a lower hell arrow I do pull my fingers nigga mmm-hmm yeah hey Justine yeah oh man what is that snowing belly button phone okay tell us your story lane um I told you recently about Lando likes all these verbal games like jinkx double jinx triple jinx I’ve told you about that well another thing that he does and I think he and Christy started this there’s a book I think that like a bedtime story that we both read him depending on who’s reading reading the stories it nice but only given night but there’s one that’s I love you to the moon it’s two rabbits a daddy rabbit a baby rabbit snail Cindy not really and like oh I love you to the fence I love you to the hill I love you to the barn so I and eventually it’s I love you to the moon I love you to the moon and back and somehow they turn that into why don’t they go to the Sun because that would’ve been a lot better than cause you burn totally burn up huh Icarus hello so somehow that morphed into Christy saying I love you and I love you more so I love you more than you love me and then Lando would say I love I love you more than you love me so that then she would keep saying no I love you more than you me I get it and so I love going around so then I tried to get in on that and so I would tell them they’ll be like I love you Lando and he’ll say I love mom more than she loves me that’s the first thing he says I’m like well I love you more than you love me and then he’ll say it’s possible he says it’s possible it’s possible but to Christy it’s always know I love you more than you love me he’s just being honest honesty nothing no one loves his mom whether he loves me I mean she’s a wonderful person she’s with him all the time she makes his life a living awesome what do i do I just show up occasionally and I’m weird but in my situation that makes it kids love me more cuz cuz you don’t dole out any discipline or just show up in it’s a party when dad’s there well that’s a grandfather right I’m a grandfather as a dad I’ve skipped straight to that that is a sad sad commentary on on you I don’t read books to them I tell them I make up stories that star them well that’s it I’m sure they loved you start doing that they’ll start loving you more hmm that’s what it’s about it’s about how much they love you man I’m fine with him loving Christy more than he loves me as long as he still loves me that’s what I say so I just laugh when he says it oh yeah I don’t I’m not gonna play I’m not gonna throw a pity party oh yeah you have to manipulate him you can’t you can’t get in you can’t get into this back-and-forth love thing you got to create an environment in which he’s forced to love you more than he loves his mom or I could just say you know what then I don’t love you as much as you love me don’t do that that’ll damage you don’t want to damage them right I don’t you want to now why is that exactly can you clarify that you don’t want a damaged yeah seems obvious won’t feed him these chips I’ll tell you that much I love me more than most people I mean that’s true too I think he knows that really no he doesn’t he just loves his mom I mean what kid doesn’t love their mom if thro I was awesome honestly I think Lando just knows knows how to get out of your skin oh I mean he does that to me he’s not really scared of me you know I’m Sam but he act scared of you because he knows that upset he’ll do things like I got some salmon on you like when uh when you guys were getting ready to go away for the weekend like going camping like weeks ago and they picked him up here at thought they came you were taking him yeah all three your kids were in the back of the car and I like went and I was like I’m gonna mess with him for a little bit you know make him laugh or whatever and open the back and I’m like so you guys excited about going camping and they’re like yeah and then Linda’s like are you going and I said do you want me to go he said no ha now you might think that this he’s just being honest and he is being honest but he also knows that that’s that it’s funny and it’s gonna be like it’s not what he wants to hear what maybe he does love me more than I love him I think he before I cry next time he does it when he does what many times you did oh I need to start crying if he says it’s possible to start crying see what happens no that’s that’s that’s that’s pity party I’m not gonna do that cuz I’m the greatest dad ever