GMM 492: Trapped In A Snake Tank

it’s time for link to put his head into a box with some snakes let’s do that good mythical morning okay life isn’t easy people go through tough stuff you’ve got friends you’ve got loved ones they go through things that go through crises and you need to be able to comfort them today is all about being able to help someone through a difficult time is it to calm someone down who’s going through a crisis this isn’t an excuse to get snakes around my face uh well okay so the way that we’re going to do that is I’ve gone around the interwebs and done some research and figured out ways that you can calm people down but you I mean I don’t want to do that in a vacuum I don’t want to talk about it I want to actually do it and so we have decided to induce a crisis in links life and without doing something that’s actually going to permanently harm him the way that we have done that is with snakes linked you hate snakes or I don’t know how many people know that you’re very very frightened I don’t like spiders I don’t like snakes and I don’t like I don’t like snake okay so I’ve created a crisis enclosure that we’re gonna put links head into but first we got to put bring it in and put some snakes into it so let’s let’s get started then I’ll try these techniques on you Oh God buddy whoa oh dude he’s in here he’s a different color ah you dang it man you boys are gonna calling it pink oh ah my leg get your head over here get your head on your head I want to make sure they go away it’s your head in there like he’s gonna come this might get your head I can’t do it you could do it but I’m gonna help you through this Hey look at here I’m gonna start smell my breath I’m gonna give a comforting saline tell me what’s going on I’m looking at it’s Nicky he can smell my brother’s mouth like breakfast burritos he’s gonna eat my he’s gonna try going my mouth man what is your breath smell like breakfast burrito and how does that make you feel scared dude hey link it’s tasting he’s like hey steam link link link how are you doing in there I’m doing bad dude link this is stupid link your head is in blink your head is inside of a thing with some snakes link you know what you are though he’s looking at link you know what you are you’re the serpent King link you’re the serpent king that’s my freakin shaking man you’re this but you’re the serpent King link nah come on buddy there you go you don’t want to be in here you wanna be with you blue tea know you’re there you’re the serpent king you can be in a box with two serpents ah you’re in a box with two serpents like look at me don’t look at this thing like look at me that’s right wait you’re both coming for me plank look at me wait look at me a smiley what are they gonna do like you know I’m through this plank wait I’m smiling look at me mhmmm smile I’m smiling look at me I’m smiling I got some cookies he’s coming back dude I’ll put him right here on top for you have those when you want oh my gosh I guess there’s some cookies on top for you there’s some cookies right there on top of your head fresh cookies what are you talking about I brought you some cookies they’re on top of your head you might be able to reach what are you yes we want to eat a cookie yeah yeah it’ll make you feel better how does it make you feel cookie it was pretty good I have no idea you feel right now yeah there are no snakes out here I might have really the air but it’s not musty I don’t smell my own breath and there are no reptiles in here that’s different than how you feel right a little bit yeah uh-uh come on little boys you caught a big butt in there with a serpentine serpentine like serpents to hang out with oh they’re so creepy oh I think they’re cute I mean I know it’s not poisonous but I cannot stop forget know it these are poisonous they can see infrared man they can see my thoughts they can see my fear so everybody I want the whole crew to repeat after me you can do a serpent king you can do it serpent king you can do it sir pinky no you can do it serpent king what you gonna do you can do it no no you can do it second king you can do it super cute you can do it sir can I have one of your hands give me both your hands give me both your hands like both your hands no I got to keep this hand free in case I know jack is gonna be okay hey listen hold my hand there you go you forget how to hold hands listen to look at me I’m gonna smile at you look at me look at me we’re smiling I got a look at the snakes don’t you smile at me I’m following you you you are gonna make it through this you are gonna make it through this you were you are going to get through this serpent King he’s coming down you are gonna make it through this you will get through this do you listen to me hey can you hear me you’re gonna get through this yes this is not a big deal to you serpent king yes it is no you are gonna make you through this you can do this there’s not a chance that she wants that you will not survive this you’re going to make this you’re going to make this your own how does that feel he’s going the other way so can you feel better but calm you down a little bit what you like you look really cool in there in that aquarium you’re glad you got your glasses those glasses you just touched they look pretty cool too man thank you you doing you doing something different with your hair no you doing such a good job with these with these snakes his eyes are red and they’re looking at me hey like you’re really cool no l’ainte you’re so cool I gotta put it to the test man Layton you’re such a cool guy and you look so low so cool look thank you there you go there’s a serpent king that’s the serpent king’s head he’s very good go up into his hair he’s got a new haircut yeah where is he he’s on the back side of your hell knows hey guys you go to her the serpent Kings hair is a good place all like snake eggs yes it is a little about it I’m not comfortable with this where is he I can’t see him or feeling riding high right now I got another one up here a red one no no no no no no he comes go sue knows oh oh go see the super king here’s your fruit come on man let me it’s time to get out go through the certain experiments over look to the right look to the right oh gosh he’s up there huh yeah look to the right I can’t I’ll tip it to I’ll tip you look here we go okay okay mmm I need to come out I need to come out here he comes they’re separate Kings right their goal is here no I got to come out can I come out easy on me you should probably say like circuit king out or something like that Oh oh yeah oh yeah I did it I did it come on I made it I’m the king I’m mr. bikini I wasn’t even that scared there he is nice this is who you were trapped into that in that weird cage with that was horrible now I I mean I know that I cognitively I wasn’t in any danger but like just I couldn’t reach into the and my face and the snakes and they were looking but the real question is how did my techniques work no they didn’t at all I held your hand yeah I called you the serpent king I didn’t even know he can have it I got the whole crew to tell you that you were gonna make it through that I complimented you on your hair and your glasses the serpent king um chant was a little weird um the cookie was the cookie was good the cookie helps but the snakes weren’t looking at me at that moment I mean when the snakes were looking at me I was afraid that they were going for the cookie and then the cookie was back well those are all you know endorsed techniques it probably works when somebody’s gone through like a tragedy versus just in a in like a terrarium with a couple of scorn snakes I wouldn’t recommend it but uh like the level of adrenaline in my body and the level of crap in my pants right no but I’m just I I’m a little speechless okay well in good mythical more you’ll get to a point where you can hold this guy know in good mythical more we’ll get to a point where you put your head in the terrarium and see what you’re like facing I’ll put this thing on my face and good mythical more in the know in the tank okay thanks for liking and comment on this episode and supporting me in this experiment which I did we learn something I learned I’m not going back in there you know what time it is hi I’m Colton and I’m I’m Christina I’m Alexis we’re at the con sensibility spin the wheel of mythicality make sure you follow us on twitter at rhett and Link that’s where we get most of your wheel of mythicality suggestions oh gosh I was almost knocked out hey yeah it took my arm out let’s I’m holding a snake I’m okay hashtag GMM wheel what happened it hit like for place where did it get caught as if I thank you enough in this episode it’s like there to good mythical more where hopefully he gets the bad into something link is paranoid about wasps that’s appropriate hey this is not a wasp what this is a snake not a problem no no no but it’s a wasp on it okay is there wasp on nest oh I don’t believe so you could just hold him no no there’s a wasp on this thing invisible wasps love to ride on the backs of snakes oh I forgot about that you’re right okay get oh it just stung me yeah I don’t like it that’s why I did it so you would have to so I’d be able to talk you through a crisis if I was feeding you jelly-filled Donuts it wouldn’t it worked