GMM 505: 4 Weirdest Parties On Earth

people around the world throw some of the weirdest parties ever let’s talk about that good mythical morning you may be the kind of person who just goes at things alone you’re like I don’t read any help I don’t need any advice I’m just gonna figure this out on my own well you know what you’ll probably fail at life yeah you should seek wise counsel you should ask people questions you should ask people on the internet questions who will then come on the internet and answer those questions like we’re gonna do right now woo you got a question Georgia Dyer says what crazy party themes can you think of and when she says you she means us and me and you specific okay Georgia I’m here for you uh no party should be fameless so I have searched the internet for some good uh Vettel said seamless with a lip just you know seamless I’ve searched the internet for the craziest parties and festivals out there for inspiration for your party Georgia so here’s some food for thought first of all in West Virginia Pocahontas County every September they have a roadkill cook-off so I’m like why not roadkill themed party why not tit why not I can think of a few reasons they taste exotic dishes including squirrel gravy over biscuits teriyaki marinated buyer or deer sausage a possum pasta it’s the place to be man so bring that home is it it’s like potluck but you’re scraping it off the street preparing it and bringing it lots of opportunity for creativity could be a lot of fun try that report back have a lot of bring a lot of like little trash cans or black barf bags to that could be like your well like you can’t tell people what it is well you got to tell them to bring their favorite roadkill every is potluck okay here’s no K you don’t like that one okay that’s fine here’s another guy maybe go with a food fight theme this could be a lot of fun in Valencia Spain the last Wednesday of August tens of thousands of Tours show up for the lot Tomatina tomato throwing party I mean I’m talking over a hundred tons of overripe Tomatoes thrown it everyone in just over an hour I mean it did it this looks like spaghetti sauce bath across just blocks of street this is a good idea and everybody can get tomatoes and let them ripen yes these are the roadkill bring your bring your own tomato right tomato yeah they you have to use fire hoses to clean the streets and the participants when this thing is over it’s kind of like a riot but everyone’s happy and there’s a lot of tomato a lot of ketchup so that’s a good one you could also theme your party monkey buffet party there’s something sure you check out what they do in Thailand they create a three-ton smorgasbord of fruits and tasty treats right and then people just line up and watch as 600 monkeys are unleashed on the buffet and they just go nuts obliterating the whole thing and you just buy a ticket and show up I say hmm maybe you don’t have monkeys you make your spread and then you be the monkey dressed up as a mall everyone dresses up as monkeys and you be the monkey just go nuts on these things or go bananas I guess I should say and I mean but before you go with that one here’s one that can be really funny nearly nude thing oh here we go Japan’s hadaka matsuri translates into the naked festival now these people are nearly naked they show up in Japanese loincloth kind of look like what sumo wrestlers wearing covers everything you want to cover I don’t know why they choose to do it in the middle of winter where it’s cold in Japan but thousands of men soak each other with water and then they chase sticks that when they catch them it’s believed to be good luck you should probably provide the thongs for the people because if this is the kind of thing you spring on people once they get to the party you don’t say come on over let’s get half naked together yeah your turnout is gonna suffer Lyndsey Nestor asks how can I make a grand entrance at a party well this is important Lindsay because how you enter a party is how everyone will think about you for the rest of the night and potentially the rest of your life hmm so I’ve got some tips for that first thing enter in slow motion that seems very epic when you do that go green Ian sharkon uh or have your own personal page enter before you unfold an ancient scroll and recite an elaborate entrance speech about your greatness then with a cacophony of horns you enter the party carried on a platform by 15 highly-trained baboons Oh you do that they’ll talk about you at school the next day trust me monkey buffet buttons parachute from space into the pool in the backyard and emerge from the water in a tuxedo sprayed with never wet that’s great like why is he so dry he’s like Jane’s mom but he’s dry so he’s dry bond make sure you hit the pool don’t hit next to the pool and then jump into the pool cuz it’s a lot less less epic if you hit besides I have to get into the pool isn’t dry bond like a medicated powder dry bond yeah I think it’s called gold bond oh yeah but it is dry but the generic version dry bond I have my bond have a giant fake cake deliver with you with you waiting inside and then wait approximately 37 minutes to make your entrance why 37 minutes as it’s intriguing people wait at 37 minutes early that’s just a cake that’s when you pop out commitment and finally show up with the world’s greatest in dip that’s it just you know like everyone loves the world’s great you be great in the world’s greatest bean dip and you don’t have to do any of this other elaborate stuff alright it’s time for another vacay gone cray-cray reenactment that’s where we take our favorite stories that you submitted at vacay gone cray-cray calm and we reenact in remember the narration is taken directly from the story that was submitted enjoy what better way to add to the fun of a New Orleans vacation than my girlfriend and I driving down to the bay you to see some authentic Louisiana wildlife headed to the bay you to take in some authentic Louisiana wildlife it’s by it what’s by me we forgot our bugs brain spent the first 10 minutes wildly slapping the air in a vain attempt to get all the bugs to leave us alone but those bugs were nothing compared to what happened next my girlfriend tuff my shoulder hey I’ve really got to use the bathroom like you know know what like okay yeah he saw as we were alone in the area we decided that she would go a ways off the path and do what needed to be done latest uh prettiest pot of gumbo i ever did see squatting here in this swamp I guarantee ah shoosh yeah baby no holy you Lance imagine that there get a nest no but I mean yes I’m just laying some eggs in my nest you are she uh-huh hmm nope right I’ll buy no she Gator land brown eggs things seem to be going well until I heard a shrill cry in the distance I ran towards her voice and discovered her mid business mind you frozen in fear and staring into the water we backed away slowly and as we did there was a sudden movement by the Gator luckily he was just returning to the water I snapped this picture as he calmly swim away if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times I don’t make a pretty woman agreed your story needs to get to us so keep it coming vacation mishaps go to vacay gone cray-cray calm we pick our favorites reenact them all so you’re automatically in for a chance to win a vacation redo up to $10,000 courtesy of Choice Hotels you know what day it is it’s Thursday Thursday and Thursday dear rattling I’ve been a fan of yours for three days now hey thanks man you guys are awesome so I’m a new dentist and I found this creepy to doll and a dusty cupboard in the office we he wants to fall over here I put him like that well don’t whoa-ohh not a flattering angle there he won’t sit up it looks a little bit I can’t rotate him when this is happening so I’ve got to do that I’m gonna get up okay someone come out I was back there I think I used to be able I think it used to be able to squirt water because that would teach kids to brush and floss yeah question mark anyway I thought you could find better use for it than having then it is currently getting hope you enjoy the toothbrushes etc I tried to get enough for your families well you’re a dentist you can’t get enough toothbrush thank you take care and keep up the good work Ben cope DDS El Dorado Hills California hey man I got an idea I think we should create a tool to teach children how to brush their teeth oh yeah yeah what would that to look like kind of like this yeah it would look like a dog with human teeth and he would really watch it he could squirt uh water from his mouth and clealy oh that’s good cuz gleeg rhymes with teeth and that’s what keeps me going and being the best dang dentist but i could be ha ha ha I tried to make it like he was singing yeah that’s good country music creepy doll thanks for liking and commenting and mailing us stuff you know what time it is hi I’m Julia hi I’m Ana this is our family and were from Indiana it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality thanks dr. ben for sending a dog with human teeth you get a signed good mythical morning poster put it up in your office for all your patients to see ya available red link comm slash store also signed for your purchase in good mythical more we’re gonna eat Icelandic horse doodoo alright straight from Iceland straight from the tuchus of the horse Rhett realizes he’s on camera and gets nervous okay man you know what let’s uh let’s shoot something in front of this camera here right so is that a camera yeah like him that’s what that’s how we’re gonna immortalize this thing that we’re about to assault this was just as a hanging man oh yeah when did it get here it’s well it’s it’s been here like the whole time I’ve just been waiting to record and here we go let’s do it no no no no no no no no please please watch but turn it around or something I just want a pang I don’t want it on the camera why don’t I just put my hand in front of it yeah that’ll make me feel better okay yep that makes me please just close your fingers there you go Icelandic horse doo doo is milk chocolate and licorice treats dusted with pick pick pick with licorice powder so I think it’s supposed to taste bad

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