high school can be a complete and total nightmare so we’re gonna give you some tips to survive let’s talk about that good mythical morning advice we’ve all got it and yet we all need it think about that Wow because there’s not a match up some of you are going into high school so you need advice about that but you’ve got advice for like middle school now I’ve been as OD I was in high school before and so I’m gleaning from that experience to give advice to you people and rets gonna do the same thing yeah you got to do is ask on Facebook and why are we answering because you asked specifically Liz danly asked what are some tips to surviving high school ok Liz I got your back on this you want to survive the high school that’s valid that’s a valid concern it’s not a guarantee that you’re gonna do that because it’s crazy it’s treacherous alright listen first of all make friends with all types of people oh yeah but especially the weird kid cuz here’s the secret knowledge okay the weird kid today is the cool kid in the future the Mark Zuckerberg okay yeah and also make friends with the tall girl in the band named Andrea too because years later she’s not she’s really smart and yeah she’s going to get a law degree but then she’s going to end up moving to LA and becoming an actress and a model and she’s going to be in that trace adkins country music video as like the star chick then really happy if she was your friend and you could like been on set of that music video sound better that would have been so awesome like you want to go back in a time machine and make be friends with Andrea okay it’s not too late Andrea we can still be friends you probably shouldn’t be talking like that I just want to hang out with rage Atkins oh you were all like a set of his next two seconds impersonation and we could just hang out together another tip make friends also with your teachers oh yeah this is good begin but not too good of yours yeah hold back now no texting get in trouble for that but he’s talking about get to know your teachers because listen this is what all teachers know but we aren’t willing to say if they like you they will give you a better grade they will it is true I would also say do lots of stuff extra Crick’s do all of those things I was in math Olympia you won a medal yeah t-shirt I was in science Olympia you were you were so you were an Olympian in high school he was already an Olympian anything with Olympiad in it I played you totally do that I played actual sports he played brain sports cuz you can be like yeah I was an Olympian in an alliance you’re probably better for it I mean is it more the last time I touch the basketball you used your brain today already at least three or four times I am still in Olympia you’re still at Olympia no look don’t try to be popular okay because what happens if you’re the popular person you show up with a booger everybody’s gonna see it but if you’re not popular nobody’s gonna see it under the radar yes you want to be under the booger radar yeah and finally don’t rollerblade to school we don’t need to explain that one next question valor Roy mess I should read that before he had the best excuse to not hand over the homework okay you can use these verbatim and they will all be very effective excuses for not handing over your homework oh I left it at home isn’t that why they call it homework that’s a good one when you were giving the assignment I went momentarily deaf and blind and I didn’t say anything because I also lost the ability to speak sad but powerful I’m trying to make the most out of my adolescence and sitting inside doing your assignment isn’t at the top of my list Oh honest a micro black hole opened up right next to my desk and sucked my homework into another dimension well sci-fi and I already gave it to you you just forgot oh especially if it’s like an older teacher you like playing into their insecurities like well you must be right I’m not a poor am I losing it alright guys it’s time for another vacay gone cray-cray reenactment this is the final one Myrtle Beach South Carolina my boyfriend lived jet ski so we decided to take a jet ski tour now I know you love to jet ski and that’s why we’re doing this but when we get back they’re taking me shopping to get a new purse the tour guide first took us where we could really open up the jet ski you know what I bet I bet y’all want to open these puppies up you want to see what these babies gots we’ll listen safety first after being impressed with our jet ski capabilities the tour guide decided to take us to a place off the tour that tourists don’t get to see yeah see this ain’t y’all first time on a water horse listen I know y’all a tourist I’m gonna take y’all heart tour that I would never take a tourist time no extra charge yeah just said that you didn’t but I thought it it was a marshy swamp like area well of course the tide changed the water level and we got stuck what’s going on this is the part of the tour where we dismount our steeds and walk mix it up whoa my boyfriend hopped off the jetski to help the tour guide only to land on an oyster bed and slice a two inch gash down his fluid uh you might want a possum pressure to that no you should just dip it in there Marsh mud Oh you single no G says my boyfriend right here oh cool we decided to try to walk through the swamp barefoot we trudged for what seemed like miles through unstable Marceline oh this is the longest most specialist tour ever taken anybody on y’all some lucky member jamish we were finally discovered by a rescuer who was out looking for someone else I’m on a search and rescue mission for a family of fair-skinned redheads stranded without sunscreen and a busted-up sailboat are you all them no but we could use some help close enough all right this is the part of the tour where we get into this dude’s canoe what a day I highly recommend getting yourself a two dimensional jet ski four hours of fun alright guys that was the last reenactment but you still have time to submit your crazy vacation story to us at vacay gone cray-cray calm you’ll be automatically enter for a chance to win a vacation redo up to $10,000 courtesy of Choice Hotels you know what day it is it’s Thursday Thursday and Thursday means me we got this I’m gonna prop this up here hey baby you want to be in my music video we’re gonna have cattle you better lawyer but I’m a reveal for this you got red hair hello rhett and Link we’re mythical beasts from Singapore the land of indeed liquid mashed potatoes and gravy tubes I’m a fan of both and we absolutely love watching good mythical morning every weekday thank you you’re welcome we’ve sent some interesting snacks from Singapore you have one right and we hope none of these go bad on their way to your hand we have durian the the this is the fruit that smells like a dead body they apparently they can freeze dry and put back is we’re gonna eat that later we will eat that in good mythical more but now let’s reveal this diorama they made diorama I’d also like to use this opportunity to share with you that we identify strongly with the term mythical beasts because guess what what our national icon is indeed a mythical beast itself I don’t believe that because that maybe I should because you just told me the merlion is a mythical creature with the head of a lion in the body of a fish and it is regarded as the icon of Singapore and Zen says on the back here is an illustration I did of link as our national mascot the merlion performing the spit take on rat yet again we did that YouTube comedy week we did I remember I spent milk in your face yeah and it was not pleasant I absolutely love what you guys are doing and I hope you liked this extra little something for me we do like it and I love the fact that the Sun up here has my sunglasses on and I believe that this is the this is the expression that I would be making if you spit on me but I would be if you turn into a merlion I would celebrate that I got a say if I was I’m way for you to be half lion half are made half link or maybe a third each what could I be myrrh man because the bottom half it matters for me to be male mermaids are unisex you ever look down there it’s the same it just scales if that’s true what but snakes have scales I’m calling you on the fish scales man but there’s also like reductive parts like a subgraph though yeah I got forgot about that like you think snakes are unisex nope but mermaids are they’re not we’ll keep discussing this a good mythical more thanks for liking and commenting on this episode you know what time it is I’m Jayden and I’m Josh and we’re on Shelby Ohio and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality thank you to our Singaporean mythical beast for the diorama you get a GMM poster available for everyone in red link icon fresh store also this weekend we’re launching exclusively on our Facebook page a photo contest called back to school that’s right misspelled on purpose you can win actual props from past videos including I’m on vacation t-shirts look out for that on our Facebook page this weekend link gives Rhett an imaginary pet Rhett yeah today is the day brother good day for what close your eyes hold out your hand you’re not gonna give me a wet willy nope not again not that now get me out twister nope not this time close your eyes hold out your hands okay like itching rains outside and hold them a little higher okay I’m out a little bit further nope in a little bit further okay here we go okay Oh bud the ice water all right I’ll give it a first sniff but our first days it’s not course well it is kind of corpses it’s the kind of rotten flesh but it’s not bad rotten flesh it’s good rotten flesh