wait wait wait don’t throw away that Shetty pet fur let’s talk about that good mythical morning we asked you to ask us questions about money money is what you need to buy things but we’re gonna give it even better advice than that that was a definition for something they already knew yeah I get confused about definitions in advice sometimes say Wong asks what are the top ways to save money hey Wong I’m so glad you asked that because we’ve spent some time thinking about this we getting creative up in here I’m not just talking about like we’ll put money in a mattress and forget us there we’re not gonna give you that is good advice though put it in a mattress Oh guys don’t get it’s there forget it’s there but we’re gonna get more greater than that these are things that you might not have expected unexpected ways so here’s the first one free sample lunch a lunch that consists of free samples now this is easy to do if you’ve got a food court nearby but especially if you got a Costco or Sam’s Club big doors where you can basically make rounds around everywhere Horner’s gotta give it oh there’s somebody with something in a little jar or something in a little pot a little cup they hand it to you put it on a stick put it in a toothpick you can go around I have figured out with my own research that you can go around twice as yourself and then the third time you got to put on a wig and go around two more times as many weeks as you’ve got you two times per week as I’m sure you’re full yet the amount of wigs needs to be proportionate to have hunger you yeah yeah I found that six times around fills my belly up just right a benefit of this is that it the the full meal of that stuff never tastes as good as the little plastic cups of it oh that tastes so good on the box yeah as a sample stuff tastes great but then you get a whole portion of it you’re like man maybe thought going around the store and I’d put on a wig then I would like I should have sample-sized it here’s another one reuse shudder pet fur what they shedded pet fur thanks for clarifying I mean think about all this for that you’re that you’re raking off of your cat or your dog or your guinea pig or I don’t know if it has fur and it sheds and it’s in your house you’ve been throwing this stuff away what if you could turn all of that into clothes instead of buying clothes you save a lot of money on clothes and you’d have some furry clothes but listen this actually exists okay it’s a real thing knitting with dog hair better a sweater from a dog you know and love them from a sheep you’ll never meet it’s an actual book on Amazon people Crowley Asst I’m doing it I already bought it I mean it and I have a dog I can’t I can’t even spend that much on a t-shirt you got to spend more yeah uh next way get sponsored like a racecar driver this is legitimate you don’t have to race car driver to get sponsored you can make about five hundred dollars a month depending on your the length of your commute to get your car basically painted with a brand you know how they clap their raft they can wrap your car and here’s the added benefit not only do you get paid but people assume that you are the business owner of that business like if you put like a dentist advertisement they think you’re the dentist you know I’m saying so you you get points but you’re kind of powerful no it’s kind of it would be kind of sad look at that dentist he’s he’s advertising his own car that’s shameless I don’t think so I mean you’re still a dentist and ladies like the dentists but if the dentist has a pick she remember that dental conference can happen in at VidCon at the same time if you have a picture of the dentist on the side of the car and then you look different they’re not gonna think he’s my partner he’s my dentist partner here’s another one don’t put a picture just put a time get your makeup permanently tattooed on your face this is assuming that you like to wear makeup you can get it tattooed on there this actually haven’t thought about it you can get eyeshadow you can get eyeline and think about getting a tattoo right under there sounds painful a little bit of suffering but then a pay you can save a lot of money you can actually get eyebrows tattooed on I’m thinking about that which I don’t know the last time I actually paid for eyebrows but work with me while you’re getting something your face go away get the and you can get them tattooed higher than your actual eyebrows so then when you shave your real eyebrows you look constantly surprised that’s good look if you want that or just a little sly usually I can get it permanently done I don’t need this big old bushy eyebrows give me some black makeup oh you ain’t a – a real tattoo give me some tattoo give me some tattoo Oh give me some tattoo right there mr. tattoo man I’ll order one tattoo it’s tattoo it’s not tattooed you got the Inbox you is like dongs allowable planet somewhere I hope you have another one because I don’t want to end with that one yes I do this isn’t the most important one I think and the most practical pick one outfit and wear it all the time like a cartoon character you will save so much money on clothes and your identity will be cemented in time you don’t have to think about where you’re gonna wear there’s quite a precedent for this and lots of options you could go with a white collared shirt and slacks like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin you could go with shorts only like Mickey Mouse you can go with shirt and no pants Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck or you can go straight-up naked like Garfield and Pikachu lots of options out there if you want to dress like a cartoon character I thought Pikachu was in a skin-tight yellow suit I think he’s just an animal a naked animal all right Nick Delancey asks how do you hassled me at to you especially when they bought other things okay so you got a friend he owes you money but then you see him out buying stuff instead of paying you back yeah this is simple Nick you have to confront the person who owes you money which brings me to my next point link you owe me what I feel to be a lot of money okay sometime to come up with a mathematical formula to help you figure out how much your friend owes you or how much you owe your friend you can this applies to all relationships can they just keep a ledger no no this is a formula the amount of money owed you is equal to the percentage of time that you have cash in your wallet – the percentage of time that your friend has cash in multiplied by the number of times you eat drive-through fast food with this person in a week multiplied by the number of years you’ve been friends since 13 x 52 weeks per year multiplied by five the app dollars the average cost of a fast food meal I did this calculation ran the numbers in length you owe me four thousand one hundred and eighty six dollars and the sad appreciative payment grab that guitar the sad thing is that’s probably true take the memory machine out of here Jen thanks for that okay first before I present the mail let me present this thing right here what not to do kudos to the to the US Postal Service for sending us a potato that had an address on it on her dress I didn’t know that could be done and a letter on the back but you listen I’m not showing you this so that will get more of these I’m showing you this to say don’t do this anymore yeah you seem as those taters and we will discard them I’ll let you read a letter one time right I’ve always wanted to do this lady married it really this is coming from boy he’s got a let’s fill up we’re far from Peter something I think we got another around here somewhere where he actually typed his name out we’ll put that somewhere but check it this guy sent us a carved longboard good mythical morning themes he says I’ve only made one other surfboard like it and that one sits on the desk of GoPros founder and CEO Nick Woodman so Nick Woodman we want to call you out buddy because now we’re in a club we both have the shortest long boards ever made shortest long boards ever made by Philip Dixon and now the next step is of course we should go surfing on our little boards together I mean I’m thinking we’ve got to get some little dolls Nick Woodman and we’ve got to put them on there and what this we can be friends the two of us and you with a little long boards I mean that’s really what this is about this is about a connection and and you know what he’s a billionaire we can film it we can film it with like miniature cameras that are waterproof did I mention he’s a billionaire yeah yeah he’s got like a boat we can hang out on he’s you know he probably could take us to nice places I’m thinking he can still hear you Nick Woodman Nick would please contact us we have a little surfboard just like you made by Phillip Dixon and we look forward to connecting with you becoming your best friend I hear that you’re out here in California so are we and I look forward to surfing with you Nick Woodman mmm feel free to tweet a GoPro I don’t think Nick Woodman has a Twitter account so hopefully you’ll see this thanks for liking and comment on this video and for mailing us stuff that we can spin around on the mythical Susan of laziness that’s not what we call it you know what time it is and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Thank You Philip Dixon for sending that board hopefully we’ll get in touch with Nick Woodman but you get a free side GMM poster which is available for everyone else it rattling complex stores are also signed click through to good mythical more where we discuss making clothes out of dog hair the details of it while eating beaver nuggets from Texas Rhett saves links seats for someone else I got to go somewhere I’ll be right back cool I’m already back hey I thought would be right back yeah yeah you’re in my seat and your seats yeah I’m saving it for uh for me Nick Woodman is that right he’s my new best friend yeah he made this board I mean he didn’t make this board he has a go like this you go pro dude made that because no no it’s Phillip Dixon made it but me and Nick we’re gonna go surfing we got a little we have little things we’re gonna put on there or like the best buddies oh is that is that right yeah he’s gonna hear in a little bit actually no Nick really well when I just call him I don’t believe that there’s a clock on there you know hey Nick you’re faking it think he’s faking yeah man he doesn’t know Nick woman have Rhett’s Reds are trying to save my seat for you you know the deal look at this I’m gonna take this board home no it’s mine call me yeah what you want it also works as a phone he says he’ll be in a second he doesn’t want to see be very careful with this book thinking myself clever I shaved my dog then knitted him a sweater using his comforter I believe this paradox may have ripped a small hole in the space-time continuum