GMMore 520: Eating Beaver Nuggets

he says he’ll be in a second he doesn’t want the see good that make woman thing he’s gonna see this I’m telling cuz he doesn’t have better things to do than to see this know this let me tell you what actually ‘he’s gonna happen someone who knows Nick Woodman maybe Phillip Dixon I figure the reason they did a guy’s got giving him a board he’s gonna be like um yeah Nick there’s these two dingbats on the internet that show and they they talk about you quite a bit in this one thing and it’s not really that funny but I think that the idea is that they’ve got a board now and you’ve got a board him you should probably watch it and then he’s not gonna watch it um you know but you got it you got it you got a hope maybe as a system we’ll watch it all right this is the best friend with his assistants assistant um now if I may you may I have pulled up the book knitting with dog hair on Amazon and you guys are in for a treat because not only do we have some heartfelt reviews on Amazon have a little mini Slammers on here but but we can read excerpts from the bow this is amazing cuz I do because I do want to just state right up front that it just has a casual observer of this phenomenon of knitting with dog here I think about what dog hair is like and I think about how I don’t think I’d want to knit with it well I’m sure they addressed that in Chapter one I’ll read that for you along with some reviews but it probably will be better if we’re eating be your Nuggets while doing it yeah um now Jenna I’m gonna ask you Eddie even come over here – you guys want to eat some bring around a chair and welcome to good mythical more Graham it’s Graham right grant like a cracker Graham like a cracker he is white that’s not a racial slur in this um in this sense Jin’s brother is visiting if you’re a relative of a crew member you’re welcome to visit once attention crew members bring your relatives so dear rhett and Link we are a family of mythical beasts we all love your show and watch it every day please enjoy the beaver nuggets you can only get them here you can only get them in text from beavers we know they aren’t as awesome as bacon but they’re great nonetheless they are actual fried testicles sounds like a rockin that doesn’t say that haha make sure to share them with the crew and with Graham Jen’s brother yeah how did it go haha we love all of them too thanks for making our mornings wonderful the shield’s family jail Kim Jordan Morgan Page and Jared good graces that’s quite a family’s Oh $6 holy moly you guys traveling in a one vehicle shuttle we have a shuttle out over via six passenger van it may have won it yes be four maybe had a have beaver nugget yet you should I think you’ll really liked it looks like Captain Crunch just someone who’s a serial manner mill caramel look having time for something I can still taste it what’s it what’s that face on the corn that’s I don’t like it what do you like man what’s it called listen do I have to like it I mean I just don’t get it we’re all everybody’s back here these are great all this is good in links I’m home I’m oh my god what flavor would you say that is maple one maple no molasses molasses I don’t like molasses yes what well join the lesson I don’t like the taste of molasses it’s maple yeah Wow why don’t you like molasses who doesn’t like molasses but it’s a good thing yeah ah all right guys listen listen up first review for knitting with dog hair from goes 70 be very careful with this book thinking myself clever I shaved my dog then knitted him a sweater using his own fur I believe this paradox may have ripped a small hole in the space-time continuum it’s my kind of review my son seems to be now aging in Reverse causing me to deduct one star from this review otherwise a very informative book wow that’s good um I kid you not bark less wag more rights it was an interesting read but Watchmen all sorts of money on yarn when I already have two fuzz producing critters but then again who wants to wear a hat that smells like dog smell was my biggest worry when I ran across this book I know only too well how stinky my wet dogs can be but apparently they say the smell can be washed out quite permanently and easily and then they asked if one has ever smelled a sheep up close good point sheep don’t smell good ok by show of hands who has smelled a sheep up close which end fine good you live on the face we got petting zoo the Sheep folks don’t don’t smell the rear end of the cheek they found a sheep that had to look like the largest police ever nuggets recently in New Zealand and what did they do change it sheared it serving sizes 30 movies 13 of those the service act and then she goes on in the review to say that it’s there’s a lot that goes into there’s a lot of work that goes into using dog hair or any type of hair to make any type of clothes I mean there’s lots of steps to this thing oh yeah lots of brushing and I have to make like threads out of it right that you can actually knit daily brushings the labor-intensive washing Washington Washington again of the fuzz without clogging your drain in the process then one must card comb the fuzz so it all lays the way it should then you’ve got to oil it spin it and art in itself and ply it into yarn yeah yikes it looks so easy when laid out in a few pages in a book but it sounds too much like work for someone like me let’s do this visit I mean I know that first review was a joke but this is not a joke book right I mean this is a person who really does this no yes yeah this and uh I’m gonna read an excerpt from the book here oh I’m all ears that sound like it could have been a dog pun but it was right I was 13 because dogs and people have years I’m all dog ears I’m on the haunches so uh paragraph I mean chapter one is entitled why a dog why’d it get a dog or why you thought that I’m just reading the headline stop vacuuming and start knitting about allergies what will the neighbors say let’s read this we admit it when you first tell your friends that the garment you’re wearing was previously worn by your dog you’re bound to get some raised eyebrows not to mention a few shrieks of horror but after they’ve had a chance to get used to this revolutionary idea and when they notice how lovely a garment it is it won’t be long before they’re leaving bags of dog hair on your doorstep in the hopes that you’ll spin it for them I think the bags are gonna be dog poop and it’s gonna be Bernie I don’t know what does this make me want to do it I want all my neighbors to bring me their dog hair if it’s a profitable business if its profitable raw materials is it like raw materials or like a root oh this is good to the craft of the 90s we believe that spinning and knitting with pet hair could become the new national craze just think about it it’s the perfect craft for our times for the night and night was fast by very economical talk about what we were saying talk about something for nothing this is a way to get clothes from stuff you used to throw out now if we could just figure out something to do with dryer lint can I see a picture while you use it as kindling what about camping yeah you can’t I want to see a picture of a piece of clothing that was made because I because when people knit you a sweater and it looks like it’s made out of yarn has its consistency that I don’t like ah you know can you make me like a cool t-shirt had a dog because I wear that dog t-shirt missing pictures no but there’s a woman in Chatsworth who can teach us how to do it experience spinner teacher and spinner of dog and cat hair as well as other exotic vite she’s still around anything she’s still doing this because hope f partial XI she’s partial as her last negative talk to hope let’s get em seasons chat where Chatsworth Sue West Wessel isn’t in Covina Chatsworth is closer um so all about what I did was it skipped from chapter 1 to the appendix where it has spinners for hire its fate man we just found somebody you know you know a 20 30 minute drive away they can nitta-san dog t-shirt um is there pictures no I think we’re gonna have to search that independently you don’t need a dog clothes dog dog hair sure dog your sweater that’s probably the first thing that I would make it’s still a knitting with dog hair oh here we go if you search dog hair sweater you’ve got split screens oh my goodness men with white dogs wearing white sweaters made out of said dog that’s how cool sweater do and look at that one that’s uh she’s got a hat and a vest make a sweater from your pets fur so it’s not a t-shirt it’s a sweat I could use a sweater it was a mom team look at this woman with the two big dogs and they’re really big coped she’s like trying to oh wow she got a design in there look at the woman with a big black dog look at how she’s um again this wait this is what we’re gonna have to we’re gonna have to show this to him we just we can’t keep this from I see it look at that just people with the dog I can show it to them this way and they match yeah just search it I don’t forget that is that in focus all focus what well either pull focus or put it in the episode later kind of help you out it’s edit later or pull focus now okay I gotta say I would wear anywhere I would rather you full screen any one of those any visit image no look at that you tell me that doesn’t seem like a good idea they look so majestic the dogs the gods are like what I did look what we did together and we made a half of a sweater I can’t tell where that woman starts and the dog stops oh that’s that is some happiness right there is a revolution maybe we can bring this back I mean how many how many sheddings do you think it takes make one of those coats I don’t know that let me think about that what do you live look uncomfortable laughter like bike daejin she was she’s like in her own world no Jan we’re having such a great time Jay all right here’s the dog sweaters

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